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Truckstop Vigilante
@brenthor.bsky.social
Please be normal to me

he/him is fine
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Americas next top uncle
July 5, 2023 at 1:03 AM
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Feeding my nephew a store bought pie shell for supper
March 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart
February 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Marmalade update: Marmo requesting a 2 second belly rub. Anything over 2 seconds and ya get bit
February 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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I’m the only person in this elevator who isn’t afraid to talk about the real issues
February 3, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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Posting in r/edc but instead laying out an enthusiastic collection of guns and knives i just haul everything out of my pockets and throw it into a big luxurious pile bereft of rhyme nor reason. Why do i have a fuse? Where did i get it? It doesnt matter. It belongs to me and i cherish it
August 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Dragon Age Veilguard and I'm still mad about it. What a dogshit game. Just utter garbage unplayable single player live service slop. Everything about it looks like AI slop too. Look what they did to our boy. May god have mercy on their souls
Looking at you, Anthem 👀
February 5, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Firing up the burn barrel down at my uncle's lakehouse to purge this vessel of sin. I have my phone on me if anyone needs anything
February 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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here's my impression of one of your takes: "feed store dented a drum of canola and said me and my uncle could have it. gonna try selling it by the sip."
September 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Shoving a straw into a russet potato and hollowing it out fully with just one suck
April 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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How to take pleasure in the simple things
How to experience joy
How to experience joy free
Simple things fucking suck?!
Simple things boring help
March 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Sold!!! But if you want one or one like it, hit me up
Making gayer and gayer wallets until someone or something kills me

This guy is for sale for $100CAD ($65USD) + shipping. Premium european veg tan leather, hand sewn by yours truly. Discounted bc i forgot to skive the top inner pink flap. Shouldnt matter once broke in. DM if you want it
February 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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Playfully spraying my neighbour with the hose as he's loaded into the coroners van
October 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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My neighbour Balthuk: Devourer of the Carrion that is Man told me this morning that the world of man is a rancid glut of sin that no devil could match and honestly he's not wrong.
July 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Pouring a quart of heavy cream into the compost bin and telling my neighbour 'shes a thirsty girl' when i see him looking
September 14, 2024 at 1:51 PM
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Guess who’s gonna be the proud owner of the gay wallet
Making gayer and gayer wallets until someone or something kills me

This guy is for sale for $100CAD ($65USD) + shipping. Premium european veg tan leather, hand sewn by yours truly. Discounted bc i forgot to skive the top inner pink flap. Shouldnt matter once broke in. DM if you want it
February 5, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Making gayer and gayer wallets until someone or something kills me

This guy is for sale for $100CAD ($65USD) + shipping. Premium european veg tan leather, hand sewn by yours truly. Discounted bc i forgot to skive the top inner pink flap. Shouldnt matter once broke in. DM if you want it
February 5, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Thank you i modeled the shape and overall design language of this handbag after a heavily pregnant Grimace
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Bellowing at the top of my lungs to calm the room
February 5, 2026 at 12:15 AM
There are Tiny Men everywhere. You can catch glimpses of them, if you try. They scurry with an unbelievable swiftness
February 4, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Sometimes my vibe is 'a little mouse in overalls and a hat'
February 4, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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haunting, an absolutely haunting notification
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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you ready for some straight culture
February 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Out anyone like me to rib their back with ice cold corpse-like hands? Whats that? Oh yeah theyre plenty damp. Hell I'd go s'far as to say theyre wet
February 4, 2026 at 1:41 AM