Truckstop Vigilante
@brenthor.bsky.social
Please be normal to me
he/him is fine
he/him is fine
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Honestly i just want more of that D&D movie the entire industry seems to want to forget about because they accidentally made a film too charming and now people have experienced a pleasant time and have expectations
February 6, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Honestly i just want more of that D&D movie the entire industry seems to want to forget about because they accidentally made a film too charming and now people have experienced a pleasant time and have expectations
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That was not very Wild Geese by Mary Oliver of you, dude
February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
That was not very Wild Geese by Mary Oliver of you, dude
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The only winter Olympic sport I'm interested in
February 6, 2026 at 9:03 PM
The only winter Olympic sport I'm interested in
Seeing a guy weakly and pathetically crying in his car, going home, getting my own car and pulling up next to him to show him how a real man cries in his car. Gotta use your whole body. Gotta throw your shoulders and let those sobs ring out, brother. You'll get it, just need practice
February 7, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Seeing a guy weakly and pathetically crying in his car, going home, getting my own car and pulling up next to him to show him how a real man cries in his car. Gotta use your whole body. Gotta throw your shoulders and let those sobs ring out, brother. You'll get it, just need practice
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Have you dreamed this man
January 8, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Have you dreamed this man
Marmalade update: if i stop scratching or bongoing her but she digs her claws into my leg until i start again
February 7, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Marmalade update: if i stop scratching or bongoing her but she digs her claws into my leg until i start again
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Taking pictures of all the groceries at the grocery store to show to my kids.
February 7, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Taking pictures of all the groceries at the grocery store to show to my kids.
Ive been working out for 6mo now and my gut is so hard and muscular you guys. Ive been making people feel it. Theyve been rubbing me like the buddha
February 7, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Ive been working out for 6mo now and my gut is so hard and muscular you guys. Ive been making people feel it. Theyve been rubbing me like the buddha
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I'll run the fist fighting out back at any funeral free of charge, but I do expect a shoutout in a few eulogies. Im trying to build my brand
February 7, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I'll run the fist fighting out back at any funeral free of charge, but I do expect a shoutout in a few eulogies. Im trying to build my brand
The thing i miss most about my 20s was it was only kinda lame to put on Tool during sex. You cant get away with it as you get older. I mean you can but its harder to pull off.
February 7, 2026 at 3:40 PM
The thing i miss most about my 20s was it was only kinda lame to put on Tool during sex. You cant get away with it as you get older. I mean you can but its harder to pull off.
Canadians that dont care about the winter olympics are an oppressed class
February 7, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Canadians that dont care about the winter olympics are an oppressed class
That was not very Wild Geese by Mary Oliver of you, dude
February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
That was not very Wild Geese by Mary Oliver of you, dude
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reducing unwanted coworkers to materials to upgrade my skills and equipment
February 7, 2026 at 12:54 PM
reducing unwanted coworkers to materials to upgrade my skills and equipment
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no baby i think it's great that you love all this stupid shit
February 3, 2026 at 4:38 PM
no baby i think it's great that you love all this stupid shit
How to get tapeworms out of my uncle
How to get tapeworms out of my uncle free
How to get tapeworms out of my uncle household tools
How to get tapeworms out of my uncle not porn but real life
How to get tapeworms out of my uncle free
How to get tapeworms out of my uncle household tools
How to get tapeworms out of my uncle not porn but real life
February 7, 2026 at 12:02 PM
How to get tapeworms out of my uncle
How to get tapeworms out of my uncle free
How to get tapeworms out of my uncle household tools
How to get tapeworms out of my uncle not porn but real life
How to get tapeworms out of my uncle free
How to get tapeworms out of my uncle household tools
How to get tapeworms out of my uncle not porn but real life
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The Apartment always wins
just saw someone with this profile pic on Twitter lmao
February 7, 2026 at 2:52 AM
The Apartment always wins
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I know a benzo addict when I see one
February 7, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I know a benzo addict when I see one
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Lining up in the home depot parking lot for my turn at the salt lick. The other fellas got 'er almost licked down to nothing. im worried ill be lapping at mush.
March 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Lining up in the home depot parking lot for my turn at the salt lick. The other fellas got 'er almost licked down to nothing. im worried ill be lapping at mush.
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Everyone in the entire neighbourhood loves my Loud Car
October 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Everyone in the entire neighbourhood loves my Loud Car
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Town council is up my ass for introducing a pack of dogmen to the neighbourhood to curtail the deer population in town (its working beautifully by the way)
October 29, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Town council is up my ass for introducing a pack of dogmen to the neighbourhood to curtail the deer population in town (its working beautifully by the way)
I let the boys over at aghostmademecrashmycar.ca handle my finances
February 6, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I let the boys over at aghostmademecrashmycar.ca handle my finances
Im always scampering about. I particularly favour basements and mechanical rooms
February 6, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Im always scampering about. I particularly favour basements and mechanical rooms
Uh oh i just 20yo that i only had 3 channels growing up. We are Old Cooting up in this bitch
February 6, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Uh oh i just 20yo that i only had 3 channels growing up. We are Old Cooting up in this bitch