Truckstop Vigilante
@brenthor.bsky.social
Please be normal to me
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*Holding up my fist* say hello to Agatha Christie *and then my other fist* and this here is her collection of genre defining mystery novels
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
*Holding up my fist* say hello to Agatha Christie *and then my other fist* and this here is her collection of genre defining mystery novels
The guy that creates shipping labels is CRAZY busy these days. Shippers themselves, not so much
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The guy that creates shipping labels is CRAZY busy these days. Shippers themselves, not so much
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Dune is just Tremors for pedants.
October 13, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Dune is just Tremors for pedants.
Watching Dune at 1.25% speed on my phone. Definitely the best way to watch these movies
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Watching Dune at 1.25% speed on my phone. Definitely the best way to watch these movies
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I dont care enough to verify but in my memory all the ewoks are wearing jeans and jean jackets
September 26, 2024 at 11:30 PM
I dont care enough to verify but in my memory all the ewoks are wearing jeans and jean jackets
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I swear to god i saw a living ewok in downtown toronto. It was eating a kebab
May 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I swear to god i saw a living ewok in downtown toronto. It was eating a kebab
Doing a speed dating thing and sitting confidently down in front of each woman and saying 'How is babby formed'. My Cinderella is out there and I will know her by the conversational glass slipper response of 'how do girl get preganent?'
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Doing a speed dating thing and sitting confidently down in front of each woman and saying 'How is babby formed'. My Cinderella is out there and I will know her by the conversational glass slipper response of 'how do girl get preganent?'
Hey whats up man, you here for the Wad
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hey whats up man, you here for the Wad
Proud owner of $18
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Proud owner of $18
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Stressing out that i wont get to finish my everlasting gobstopper as the pilot tearfully tells us he's done all he can
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Stressing out that i wont get to finish my everlasting gobstopper as the pilot tearfully tells us he's done all he can
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Sharpening my toenails before the holidays. Gonna be cutting through bedsheets like butter.
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Sharpening my toenails before the holidays. Gonna be cutting through bedsheets like butter.
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If I was a glove, I would help hamburger
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If I was a glove, I would help hamburger
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Haha, oh sorry, I was on mute. I was saying I worry I’ve permanently worn down all the charming edges of myself that others didn’t like and I’ve become dull like a riverstone—and perhaps the only way to make new edges is to fragment into smaller and smaller pieces until nothing is left.
April 24, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Haha, oh sorry, I was on mute. I was saying I worry I’ve permanently worn down all the charming edges of myself that others didn’t like and I’ve become dull like a riverstone—and perhaps the only way to make new edges is to fragment into smaller and smaller pieces until nothing is left.
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If you make Charon laugh, you get to sip from the river Styx. I hear it tastes like what peace feels like. One sip and all your questions find answers in a moment of perfect bliss. If you try to make him laugh and fail, you have to drink from The Hell Bucket (liquified teeth).
May 15, 2024 at 2:44 AM
If you make Charon laugh, you get to sip from the river Styx. I hear it tastes like what peace feels like. One sip and all your questions find answers in a moment of perfect bliss. If you try to make him laugh and fail, you have to drink from The Hell Bucket (liquified teeth).
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After my extensive grass roots campaign I'm happy to announce that my municipality has deployed yellow paint to delineate climbable surfaces and objects. I have basically zero skin on the front side of my body from jumping against walls that only LOOK climbable
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
After my extensive grass roots campaign I'm happy to announce that my municipality has deployed yellow paint to delineate climbable surfaces and objects. I have basically zero skin on the front side of my body from jumping against walls that only LOOK climbable
I got my little nephew saying 'rats' when hes mad and calling people 'bozo'. Kids the fuckin best.
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I got my little nephew saying 'rats' when hes mad and calling people 'bozo'. Kids the fuckin best.
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Thinking about the time my friend ate a poutine and puked it up and his dog ate the puke then the dog puked and another smaller dog at THAT puke and then also threw up. And friends, in that third pile of puke, there was one full, unbitten french fry. A magical fry that went on a terrible journey.
August 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Thinking about the time my friend ate a poutine and puked it up and his dog ate the puke then the dog puked and another smaller dog at THAT puke and then also threw up. And friends, in that third pile of puke, there was one full, unbitten french fry. A magical fry that went on a terrible journey.
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Uncircumsized toes
March 19, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Uncircumsized toes
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freddy (not that freddy) vs jason (different jason)
November 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
freddy (not that freddy) vs jason (different jason)
People who arent electricians: gotta be careful running extension cords! Im an electricians nightmare!
Electrician, handing you a homemade extension cord with a bunch bare wire showing: be careful. Dont use it in the rain.
Electrician, handing you a homemade extension cord with a bunch bare wire showing: be careful. Dont use it in the rain.
November 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
People who arent electricians: gotta be careful running extension cords! Im an electricians nightmare!
Electrician, handing you a homemade extension cord with a bunch bare wire showing: be careful. Dont use it in the rain.
Electrician, handing you a homemade extension cord with a bunch bare wire showing: be careful. Dont use it in the rain.
Lmao at console prices rising again. I cant remember in my lifetime the price of consoles increasing as they age. Theyre already +/-20% higher than they retailed for 5 years ago.
Save Us GabeCube, youre our only hope
Save Us GabeCube, youre our only hope
November 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Lmao at console prices rising again. I cant remember in my lifetime the price of consoles increasing as they age. Theyre already +/-20% higher than they retailed for 5 years ago.
Save Us GabeCube, youre our only hope
Save Us GabeCube, youre our only hope
Sharpening my toenails before the holidays. Gonna be cutting through bedsheets like butter.
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Sharpening my toenails before the holidays. Gonna be cutting through bedsheets like butter.
I had to get a cheapo tablet so I can watch TV in my crafthole and it came preloaded with not one, but THREE AI assistants. Gemini, MS Copilot, and Bixby. Handing something like that to a customer should be considered a crime. I just said 'fuck this', took it back. I wish they still made small TVs
November 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I had to get a cheapo tablet so I can watch TV in my crafthole and it came preloaded with not one, but THREE AI assistants. Gemini, MS Copilot, and Bixby. Handing something like that to a customer should be considered a crime. I just said 'fuck this', took it back. I wish they still made small TVs
I used to steal soda from the catholics when I was a teen. They kept a little shed out behind their temple, always fulla soda so we used to pick the lock. My mom caught us once and said 'Hit the collection plate next' but then thought better of it and said 'i catch you again, i'll tan your hide'
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I used to steal soda from the catholics when I was a teen. They kept a little shed out behind their temple, always fulla soda so we used to pick the lock. My mom caught us once and said 'Hit the collection plate next' but then thought better of it and said 'i catch you again, i'll tan your hide'