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You, 6ft tall, full head of hair: i cant get into these crevices im too big and they snag my hair.

Me, 5'6 and bald, emerging from a crevice: yeah I wouldn't know, man
brenthor.bsky.social
I think so too. I hate how all the big channels are so overproduced and homogenized
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I have to come up with a name/brand. Im thinking Husky Boy Leatherworks but idk
brenthor.bsky.social
Sick I'm gonna do it I think. Just have to figure out how to do all that now.
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If I made a youtube of me learning leathercraft, would that be interesting?

It would be low production value, stream of consciousness, not scripts, no cuts type of stuff. Probably some cussin.

I think theres value in watching people make mistakes and I have no ego about fucking up
brenthor.bsky.social
The koch brothers backing a dump truck of blood money and a wetwork team up to the throne of a hallowed philosopher king and telling them to pick one or they will.
brenthor.bsky.social
I just found out about these guys like a month ago and they fucken whip
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Yeah same. Get a case into us and start doing wrestling moves on each other, getting asked to please go outside, things of that nature
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The fellas and I are heading into town to check out the new Cabellas. Telling my boy Darrell about Plato's allegory of the cave when i see he's nervous in the big city
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Playfully spraying my neighbour with the hose as he's loaded into the coroners van
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Retrospect is the Bastard's Perspective
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brenthor.bsky.social
Jumping around hooting and hollering yellin. Not for any reason just for personal enrichment.
brenthor.bsky.social
Tillbo Baggins. Bucket o' Trill. Many great examples
brenthor.bsky.social
Marmalade the cat loves to trill and i love following her around the house saying 'oh my, trillion dollar baby little trillhouse girl' and things of that nature. It enriches us both
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That little bastard is DOGGING me
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Sign off in the comments if you want me to kiss my uncle on your behalf. No limit on how many. Dude's got cheeks for days. A pockmarked canvas of greasy flesh that refuses no proverbial loads
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I think the leak of the incredibly racist young republican group chat only furthers the argument that millennials were the only generation able to use the computer without going insane, mostly because the computer was once a place separate from the real world. but now the real world is also computer
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ceej @ceej.online · Apr 28
that a bunch of billionaires have been irreversibly brainwormed by getting addicted to a glorified chat room adds credence to my theory that spending too much time on IRC as a child acts as a powerful inoculant to the worst impulses of an escalatory group dynamic
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ceej @ceej.online · Apr 28
that a bunch of billionaires have been irreversibly brainwormed by getting addicted to a glorified chat room adds credence to my theory that spending too much time on IRC as a child acts as a powerful inoculant to the worst impulses of an escalatory group dynamic
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brenthor.bsky.social
I think the ultimate shade that a werewolf could throw would be to physically beat the shit out of you but not use tooth and claw. Punches, kicks, maybe some wrestling moves.
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I roomed with a wendigo for years. Absolutely GREAT dude. Took a lot of shit just because he was a bloodthirsty cannibal but honestly, if the darkness in your heart drew his ire, thats on you bro
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biblewarrior69.bsky.social
Batman kept a boy in a cave. And he made the boy fight crime. And we just kept tuning in week after week anyway --same Bat time, same Bat channel
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Got my ass wooped by a being of pure light again.
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I would like to drop kick the child caillou, bursting his head like a melon and finally freeing his long suffering parents from his arrogant cruelty.
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Shes fending me off with all her little might!