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Please be normal to me
he/him is fine
he/him is fine
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Playfully spraying my neighbour with the hose as he's loaded into the coroners van
October 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Playfully spraying my neighbour with the hose as he's loaded into the coroners van
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My neighbour Balthuk: Devourer of the Carrion that is Man told me this morning that the world of man is a rancid glut of sin that no devil could match and honestly he's not wrong.
July 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
My neighbour Balthuk: Devourer of the Carrion that is Man told me this morning that the world of man is a rancid glut of sin that no devil could match and honestly he's not wrong.
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Pouring a quart of heavy cream into the compost bin and telling my neighbour 'shes a thirsty girl' when i see him looking
September 14, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Pouring a quart of heavy cream into the compost bin and telling my neighbour 'shes a thirsty girl' when i see him looking
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Guess who’s gonna be the proud owner of the gay wallet
Making gayer and gayer wallets until someone or something kills me
This guy is for sale for $100CAD ($65USD) + shipping. Premium european veg tan leather, hand sewn by yours truly. Discounted bc i forgot to skive the top inner pink flap. Shouldnt matter once broke in. DM if you want it
This guy is for sale for $100CAD ($65USD) + shipping. Premium european veg tan leather, hand sewn by yours truly. Discounted bc i forgot to skive the top inner pink flap. Shouldnt matter once broke in. DM if you want it
February 5, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Guess who’s gonna be the proud owner of the gay wallet
Making gayer and gayer wallets until someone or something kills me
This guy is for sale for $100CAD ($65USD) + shipping. Premium european veg tan leather, hand sewn by yours truly. Discounted bc i forgot to skive the top inner pink flap. Shouldnt matter once broke in. DM if you want it
This guy is for sale for $100CAD ($65USD) + shipping. Premium european veg tan leather, hand sewn by yours truly. Discounted bc i forgot to skive the top inner pink flap. Shouldnt matter once broke in. DM if you want it
February 5, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Making gayer and gayer wallets until someone or something kills me
This guy is for sale for $100CAD ($65USD) + shipping. Premium european veg tan leather, hand sewn by yours truly. Discounted bc i forgot to skive the top inner pink flap. Shouldnt matter once broke in. DM if you want it
This guy is for sale for $100CAD ($65USD) + shipping. Premium european veg tan leather, hand sewn by yours truly. Discounted bc i forgot to skive the top inner pink flap. Shouldnt matter once broke in. DM if you want it
Thank you i modeled the shape and overall design language of this handbag after a heavily pregnant Grimace
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Thank you i modeled the shape and overall design language of this handbag after a heavily pregnant Grimace
Bellowing at the top of my lungs to calm the room
February 5, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Bellowing at the top of my lungs to calm the room
There are Tiny Men everywhere. You can catch glimpses of them, if you try. They scurry with an unbelievable swiftness
February 4, 2026 at 8:38 PM
There are Tiny Men everywhere. You can catch glimpses of them, if you try. They scurry with an unbelievable swiftness
Sometimes my vibe is 'a little mouse in overalls and a hat'
February 4, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Sometimes my vibe is 'a little mouse in overalls and a hat'
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haunting, an absolutely haunting notification
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
haunting, an absolutely haunting notification
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you ready for some straight culture
February 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
you ready for some straight culture
Out anyone like me to rib their back with ice cold corpse-like hands? Whats that? Oh yeah theyre plenty damp. Hell I'd go s'far as to say theyre wet
February 4, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Out anyone like me to rib their back with ice cold corpse-like hands? Whats that? Oh yeah theyre plenty damp. Hell I'd go s'far as to say theyre wet
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Every Metric song: (speaking into oscillating fan effect on vocal) it's life / or death / a dead ringer / ringing out / outbound / leaving the city *Nokia ringtone.wav* *guitar* *open car door beep*
Me every day for 20 years, crying: I KNOW THATS RIGHT!!!!!!!!
Me every day for 20 years, crying: I KNOW THATS RIGHT!!!!!!!!
February 3, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Every Metric song: (speaking into oscillating fan effect on vocal) it's life / or death / a dead ringer / ringing out / outbound / leaving the city *Nokia ringtone.wav* *guitar* *open car door beep*
Me every day for 20 years, crying: I KNOW THATS RIGHT!!!!!!!!
Me every day for 20 years, crying: I KNOW THATS RIGHT!!!!!!!!
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Doctor: Your wrist pain is from repetitive motion. Can you stop doing it at work?
[Cut to me doing the jerkoff gesture thru every conference call]
Me: Sadly, no
[Cut to me doing the jerkoff gesture thru every conference call]
Me: Sadly, no
March 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Doctor: Your wrist pain is from repetitive motion. Can you stop doing it at work?
[Cut to me doing the jerkoff gesture thru every conference call]
Me: Sadly, no
[Cut to me doing the jerkoff gesture thru every conference call]
Me: Sadly, no
One of my fav bits of supernatural is it feels like the writers regularly personally fuck with Jared Padalecki, at least in the first few seasons, by putting him in positions that hes doesnt have the acting chops to get through. He gets a lot better around the midpoint, but those early seasons...
February 4, 2026 at 12:55 AM
One of my fav bits of supernatural is it feels like the writers regularly personally fuck with Jared Padalecki, at least in the first few seasons, by putting him in positions that hes doesnt have the acting chops to get through. He gets a lot better around the midpoint, but those early seasons...
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What's a "Canadian" value?
Democracy? We have majority governments that only received 40% of the vote. How's that democratic?
Freedom? I can't legally buy cocaine. Carney tried to pass a law to let the police read our mail without warrants, and most Canadians hardly cared.
Equality? Lol.
Democracy? We have majority governments that only received 40% of the vote. How's that democratic?
Freedom? I can't legally buy cocaine. Carney tried to pass a law to let the police read our mail without warrants, and most Canadians hardly cared.
Equality? Lol.
"Immigrants should only be allowed in Canada if they adopt Canadian values"
🟢 Agree: 70%
🔴 Disagree: 18%
Read it here: canadianpolling.substack.com/p/canadians-...
🟢 Agree: 70%
🔴 Disagree: 18%
Read it here: canadianpolling.substack.com/p/canadians-...
Canadians Grow Increasingly Hostile Towards Immigration
A record high share of Canadians now say the effects of immigration on the nation are mostly negative
canadianpolling.substack.com
February 3, 2026 at 9:37 PM
What's a "Canadian" value?
Democracy? We have majority governments that only received 40% of the vote. How's that democratic?
Freedom? I can't legally buy cocaine. Carney tried to pass a law to let the police read our mail without warrants, and most Canadians hardly cared.
Equality? Lol.
Democracy? We have majority governments that only received 40% of the vote. How's that democratic?
Freedom? I can't legally buy cocaine. Carney tried to pass a law to let the police read our mail without warrants, and most Canadians hardly cared.
Equality? Lol.
Gameranx put out a good video about why the google genie thing is bad for big AAA slop pushers but not for actual artists and devs who make real good games. Great video. I like this channel quite a bit. Its mostly listicle shit but it feels genuine, for the love of the game
youtu.be/XsaeeFw4_-U?...
youtu.be/XsaeeFw4_-U?...
Is The Gaming Industry COOKED?
YouTube video by gameranx
youtu.be
February 3, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Gameranx put out a good video about why the google genie thing is bad for big AAA slop pushers but not for actual artists and devs who make real good games. Great video. I like this channel quite a bit. Its mostly listicle shit but it feels genuine, for the love of the game
youtu.be/XsaeeFw4_-U?...
youtu.be/XsaeeFw4_-U?...
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Fuck the Artists
February 3, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Fuck the Artists
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going through old photos
February 3, 2026 at 9:15 PM
going through old photos
These bad boys fuck so hard its incredible
February 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
These bad boys fuck so hard its incredible
Marmalade Update: Marmo has found the clothes hamper
February 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Marmalade Update: Marmo has found the clothes hamper
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It's Elmo's birthday
February 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
It's Elmo's birthday
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Getting a bumper sticker thats says 'my child learned to swear at the library'
January 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Getting a bumper sticker thats says 'my child learned to swear at the library'
For valentines day this year women are seeking retribution. They hunger for justice. Sales of waxy chocolate expected to plummet as ladies around the globe clamour for 'The Mussolini Treatment' to be inflicted on enemies of humanity
February 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
For valentines day this year women are seeking retribution. They hunger for justice. Sales of waxy chocolate expected to plummet as ladies around the globe clamour for 'The Mussolini Treatment' to be inflicted on enemies of humanity