Sam
@mardiroos.bsky.social
the sandwich was full of all kinds of things
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Americans love nothing more than earning rewards with every purchase
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Americans love nothing more than earning rewards with every purchase
I'm a least-concern kinda guy
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I'm a least-concern kinda guy
Sorry I'll make sure to stick to "Amerikkkans" going forward
If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Sorry I'll make sure to stick to "Amerikkkans" going forward
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Wow, thanks so much for showing me this "Art". Just what I needed - to be drawn more deeply into the World of Illusion.
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Wow, thanks so much for showing me this "Art". Just what I needed - to be drawn more deeply into the World of Illusion.
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Dream on, Sluggo
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Dream on, Sluggo
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We need a leader whose blasphemous fluting calms our monstrous tempers and soothes our swollen limbs.
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
We need a leader whose blasphemous fluting calms our monstrous tempers and soothes our swollen limbs.
You can easily encounter 3,000 years of ghosts at the grocery store, but you don't have to pay attention to them
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
You can easily encounter 3,000 years of ghosts at the grocery store, but you don't have to pay attention to them
We need a leader who writhes in the dust
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
We need a leader who writhes in the dust
mfw I remove the cancer cells from my body
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
mfw I remove the cancer cells from my body
yearning, betrayal, and dragons have been brought back
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
yearning, betrayal, and dragons have been brought back
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going back over to twitter solely to joust intellectually with grok. en garde, robot! as you can see in this screenshot recounting, my latest cutting rejoinder has revealed the machine and its master as the ridiculous failures they are...
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
going back over to twitter solely to joust intellectually with grok. en garde, robot! as you can see in this screenshot recounting, my latest cutting rejoinder has revealed the machine and its master as the ridiculous failures they are...
Sorry I'm late, I was briefly transfixed by the evening's golden light
November 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Sorry I'm late, I was briefly transfixed by the evening's golden light
Would you eat a slice of bread for 1 million dollars?
November 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Would you eat a slice of bread for 1 million dollars?
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ScipioAfricanus_Chris... amen
November 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
ScipioAfricanus_Chris... amen
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$35 brunch spot called Carrot And Stick
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
$35 brunch spot called Carrot And Stick
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Send me an email that flies from Montgomery
November 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Send me an email that flies from Montgomery
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"things happen" lol
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
"things happen" lol
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me to my cat when he gets scared of the dishwasher
December 27, 2023 at 11:18 PM
me to my cat when he gets scared of the dishwasher
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