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Sam
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the sandwich was full of all kinds of things
I'm not speaking to everyone all the time. But it's funny seeing people who clearly *do* understand "USian," are annoyed by it, and are rationalizing their annoyance through a hypothetical baffled reader. It seems to me "USian" has communicated something very successfully!
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Oh yeah you have tons of people agreeing with you who think USian is a slur and "Yank" is racist lol. Fine company you're in!
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This may be hard to get your head around, but I change the language I use depending on the circumstances. Baffling hypothetical, though—do you instead announce yourself as an "American" abroad? Do you think they don't know?
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I've not really had that issue, though there is something particularly USian about endlessly projecting your own inflexible incomprehension onto others
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Tbh I'd only previously seen it as a sometimes convenient disambiguation but annoying all these people is an increasingly compelling bonus
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
lol
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Sorry I'll make sure to stick to "Amerikkkans" going forward
If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Wow, thanks so much for showing me this "Art". Just what I needed - to be drawn more deeply into the World of Illusion.
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Dream on, Sluggo
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
call your local department of fish and wildlife, do NOT let them innovate
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
if you get the nutmeg in your bowl you win a prize (nutmeg)
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Love these guys so much. Perhaps my favorite call
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
We need a leader whose terrible dreams flood our minds at night and drive out all sense and reason but that which guides us to the final polling place, where he awaits.
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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We need a leader whose blasphemous fluting calms our monstrous tempers and soothes our swollen limbs.
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
You can easily encounter 3,000 years of ghosts at the grocery store, but you don't have to pay attention to them
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
We need a leader who writhes in the dust
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I remember overhearing a marketing discussion a while back in which a marketer celebrated how much easier LLMs made it to generate bogus backlinks, speaking in terms of the sheer number of fake but plausible blog posts that could be produced with minimal effort
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I assume it's standard old fuzzy logic rebranded as AI
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
That's the Earth 2 Steven Pinker
November 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
November 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
mfw I remove the cancer cells from my body
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Need this
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I like how the blatant fanfic tags uncomfortably coexist with the classic, slightly more euphemistic "X meets Y" sales-speak
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
good and bad values get doled out to babies through a sort of perfectly independent lottery
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM