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At the popular dog film, Man Throwing Sticks
“Sally, this is Larry and his brother, Eddie. ... Larry used to be an only child until the gardener hacked him in half.”
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
“I’m worried about Frank these days. … It seems he just can’t unwind.”
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Bombardier beetles at home
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“Well, Zoron … is this a close enough look for you?”
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Night of the Robin
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Sorry y'all, I just moved across the country so apologies for the month or so of no Far Side. Back to your regularly scheduled programming!
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
“Well, I’ve got good gnus and I’ve got bad gnus.”
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
“Well, here’s your problem, Marge—if you and Bob really want kids, next time try sittin’ on these little guys.”
November 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Boid watching
November 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
“And one final warning before we begin the exam—any stray eyeballs will be immediately thumped.”
November 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The deadly couch cobra—coiled and alert in its natural habitat.
November 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM
“Oh God, George! Stop! Stop the car! … I’ve got
another migration headache!”
November 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
“Igor! Get that Wolfman doll out of his face! … Boy, sometimes you really are bizarre.”
November 2, 2025 at 12:09 PM
November 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
November 1, 2025 at 12:09 PM
“For heaven’s sake, Roger—stop dragging that one leg.”
October 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
“Green blood? I hate
green blood.”
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
“Oh, I don’t know. Billy’s been having trouble in school, and Sally’s always having some sort of crisis. I tell you, Edith, it’s not easy raising the dead.”
October 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
“No, no, Wendell … you can’t get blood out of a turnip.”
October 31, 2025 at 3:06 PM
“Now let me get this straight. … We hired you to
babysit the kids, and instead you cooked and ate them
both?”
October 31, 2025 at 12:10 PM
October 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
“Well, I’ll be! … Honey, it’s the Worthingtons—our favorite couple of slimebags!”
October 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“Thag, this is Noona. Noona, this is Thag. … Thag is a
Hunter and Gatherer.”
October 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
“Calm down, everyone! I’ve had experience with this sort of thing before. … Does someone have a hammer?”
October 30, 2025 at 12:10 PM