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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 16d
At The Far Side’s spy center
At The Far Side’s spy center
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 12h
Civil Service History: On Oct. 12, 1979 (Columbus Day), government employee George Sullivan goes in to work for a couple of hours to, in his own words, “take care of some unfinished business.”
Civil Service History: On Oct. 12, 1979 (Columbus Day), government employee George Sullivan goes in to work for a couple of hours to, in his own words, “take care of some unfinished business.”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 15h
“So then, when the bank doors open, we ... Louie! You jerk! ... Your hat brim is up!”
“So then, when the bank doors open, we ... Louie! You jerk! ... Your hat brim is up!”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 18h
To win the tribe’s respect, Jed first had to defeat their best thumb-wrestler.
To win the tribe’s respect, Jed first had to defeat their best thumb-wrestler.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 19h
Some wolves, their habitat destroyed and overwhelmed by human pressures, turn to snorting quack.
Some wolves, their habitat destroyed and overwhelmed by human pressures, turn to snorting quack.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 22h
“Now relax. … Just like last week, I’m going to hold the red cape up for the count of 10. … When you start getting angry, I’ll put it down.”
“Now relax. … Just like last week, I’m going to hold the red cape up for the count of 10. … When you start getting angry, I’ll put it down.”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 1d
“Excuse me, Captain, but while we’re waiting, would you like to join the crew and myself for a little snorkeling?”
“Excuse me, Captain, but while we’re waiting, would you like to join the crew and myself for a little snorkeling?”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 1d
Water buffaloes at home
Water buffaloes at home
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 1d
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“Wait a minute! Just wait a minute! No need to worry. … According to this, we’re dealing with a rhino mimic!”
“Wait a minute! Just wait a minute! No need to worry. … According to this, we’re dealing with a rhino mimic!”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 1d
The Greystokes at marriage counseling
The Greystokes at marriage counseling
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 2d
“Well, I dunno. … Okay, sounds good to me.”
“Well, I dunno. … Okay, sounds good to me.”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 2d
Of course, prehistoric neighborhoods always had
that one family whose front yard was strewn with
old mammoth remains.
Of course, prehistoric neighborhoods always had that one family whose front yard was strewn with old mammoth remains.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 2d
"Oh my gosh, Andrew! Don't eat those! .. Those are poison arrows!"
"Oh my gosh, Andrew! Don't eat those! .. Those are poison arrows!"
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 2d
“No … this is 221 Chestnut Drive. … You want the big place around the corner.”
“No … this is 221 Chestnut Drive. … You want the big place around the corner.”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 3d
“It’s the Websters. They say there’s some pitiful thing dying of thirst out their way, and would we like to come over?”
“It’s the Websters. They say there’s some pitiful thing dying of thirst out their way, and would we like to come over?”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 3d
“Okay, everyone just stand back! … Anyone see what happened here?”
“Okay, everyone just stand back! … Anyone see what happened here?”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 3d
“Rejected again, huh Murray? Have you heard about this new breath-freshening toothpaste?”
“Rejected again, huh Murray? Have you heard about this new breath-freshening toothpaste?”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 3d
“Good heavens! Pablo got an ‘F’ in art! ... Well, I’m just going to go down to that school myself and meet this teacher face to face!”
“Good heavens! Pablo got an ‘F’ in art! ... Well, I’m just going to go down to that school myself and meet this teacher face to face!”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 4d
Why people named Buddy hate to drive
Why people named Buddy hate to drive
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 5d
At the Comedians’ Cemetery
At the Comedians’ Cemetery
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 5d
Although of some scientific debate, Neanderthal mobsters are frequently linked with the anthropological treasures of Olduvai Gorge.
Although of some scientific debate, Neanderthal mobsters are frequently linked with the anthropological treasures of Olduvai Gorge.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 6d
Ichabod Crane v. the Headless Horseman in The People’s Court.
Ichabod Crane v. the Headless Horseman in The People’s Court.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 6d
“I tell you, a crib is just plain worthless—what we need around here is a good cardboard box.”
“I tell you, a crib is just plain worthless—what we need around here is a good cardboard box.”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 6d
Crucial decisions along life’s highway
Crucial decisions along life’s highway
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 6d
“CHICKEN UP!”
“CHICKEN UP!”
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