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At the popular dog film, Man Throwing Sticks
“This ain’t gonna look good on our report, Leroy.”
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
“Oh, I see! You return covered with blond feathers, and I’m supposed to believe you crossed the road just to get to
the other side?”
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“Now this is our dead beetle room, and some of these babies are 50 times an ant’s body weight. … ’Course, we’ll want to start you out on dried ladybugs.”
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
“Sally, this is Larry and his brother, Eddie. ... Larry used to be an only child until the gardener hacked him in half.”
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
“I’m worried about Frank these days. … It seems he just can’t unwind.”
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Bombardier beetles at home
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“Well, Zoron … is this a close enough look for you?”
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Night of the Robin
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Sorry y'all, I just moved across the country so apologies for the month or so of no Far Side. Back to your regularly scheduled programming!
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
“Well, I’ve got good gnus and I’ve got bad gnus.”
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
“Well, here’s your problem, Marge—if you and Bob really want kids, next time try sittin’ on these little guys.”
November 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Boid watching
November 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
“And one final warning before we begin the exam—any stray eyeballs will be immediately thumped.”
November 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The deadly couch cobra—coiled and alert in its natural habitat.
November 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM
“Oh God, George! Stop! Stop the car! … I’ve got
another migration headache!”
November 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
“Igor! Get that Wolfman doll out of his face! … Boy, sometimes you really are bizarre.”
November 2, 2025 at 12:09 PM
November 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
November 1, 2025 at 12:09 PM
“For heaven’s sake, Roger—stop dragging that one leg.”
October 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
“Green blood? I hate
green blood.”
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
“Oh, I don’t know. Billy’s been having trouble in school, and Sally’s always having some sort of crisis. I tell you, Edith, it’s not easy raising the dead.”
October 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
“No, no, Wendell … you can’t get blood out of a turnip.”
October 31, 2025 at 3:06 PM
“Now let me get this straight. … We hired you to
babysit the kids, and instead you cooked and ate them
both?”
October 31, 2025 at 12:10 PM
October 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM