THE FAR SIDE DAILY
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The Far Side, near at hand
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“This ain’t gonna look good on our report, Leroy.”
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
“This ain’t gonna look good on our report, Leroy.”
“Oh, I see! You return covered with blond feathers, and I’m supposed to believe you crossed the road just to get to
the other side?”
the other side?”
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“Oh, I see! You return covered with blond feathers, and I’m supposed to believe you crossed the road just to get to
the other side?”
the other side?”
“Now this is our dead beetle room, and some of these babies are 50 times an ant’s body weight. … ’Course, we’ll want to start you out on dried ladybugs.”
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
“Now this is our dead beetle room, and some of these babies are 50 times an ant’s body weight. … ’Course, we’ll want to start you out on dried ladybugs.”
“Sally, this is Larry and his brother, Eddie. ... Larry used to be an only child until the gardener hacked him in half.”
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
“Sally, this is Larry and his brother, Eddie. ... Larry used to be an only child until the gardener hacked him in half.”
“I’m worried about Frank these days. … It seems he just can’t unwind.”
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
“I’m worried about Frank these days. … It seems he just can’t unwind.”
Bombardier beetles at home
November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Bombardier beetles at home
“Well, Zoron … is this a close enough look for you?”
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“Well, Zoron … is this a close enough look for you?”
Night of the Robin
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Night of the Robin
Sorry y'all, I just moved across the country so apologies for the month or so of no Far Side. Back to your regularly scheduled programming!
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Sorry y'all, I just moved across the country so apologies for the month or so of no Far Side. Back to your regularly scheduled programming!
“Well, I’ve got good gnus and I’ve got bad gnus.”
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
“Well, I’ve got good gnus and I’ve got bad gnus.”
“Well, here’s your problem, Marge—if you and Bob really want kids, next time try sittin’ on these little guys.”
November 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
“Well, here’s your problem, Marge—if you and Bob really want kids, next time try sittin’ on these little guys.”
“And one final warning before we begin the exam—any stray eyeballs will be immediately thumped.”
November 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
“And one final warning before we begin the exam—any stray eyeballs will be immediately thumped.”
The deadly couch cobra—coiled and alert in its natural habitat.
November 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM
The deadly couch cobra—coiled and alert in its natural habitat.
“Oh God, George! Stop! Stop the car! … I’ve got
another migration headache!”
another migration headache!”
November 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
“Oh God, George! Stop! Stop the car! … I’ve got
another migration headache!”
another migration headache!”
“Igor! Get that Wolfman doll out of his face! … Boy, sometimes you really are bizarre.”
November 2, 2025 at 12:09 PM
“Igor! Get that Wolfman doll out of his face! … Boy, sometimes you really are bizarre.”
“For heaven’s sake, Roger—stop dragging that one leg.”
October 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
“For heaven’s sake, Roger—stop dragging that one leg.”
“Green blood? I hate
green blood.”
green blood.”
October 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
“Green blood? I hate
green blood.”
green blood.”
“Oh, I don’t know. Billy’s been having trouble in school, and Sally’s always having some sort of crisis. I tell you, Edith, it’s not easy raising the dead.”
October 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
“Oh, I don’t know. Billy’s been having trouble in school, and Sally’s always having some sort of crisis. I tell you, Edith, it’s not easy raising the dead.”
“No, no, Wendell … you can’t get blood out of a turnip.”
October 31, 2025 at 3:06 PM
“No, no, Wendell … you can’t get blood out of a turnip.”
“Now let me get this straight. … We hired you to
babysit the kids, and instead you cooked and ate them
both?”
babysit the kids, and instead you cooked and ate them
both?”
October 31, 2025 at 12:10 PM
“Now let me get this straight. … We hired you to
babysit the kids, and instead you cooked and ate them
both?”
babysit the kids, and instead you cooked and ate them
both?”
