THE FAR SIDE DAILY
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Centipede parking lots
January 12, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Centipede parking lots
March 16, 1942: The night before he leaves the Philippines, General MacArthur works on his farewell address.
January 12, 2026 at 12:08 PM
March 16, 1942: The night before he leaves the Philippines, General MacArthur works on his farewell address.
“Now listen—will you please try to control yourself tonight? … I don’t want to see you goading some guy into crashing heads with you.”
January 11, 2026 at 3:04 PM
“Now listen—will you please try to control yourself tonight? … I don’t want to see you goading some guy into crashing heads with you.”
“Well, why don’t you come up here and make me turn it down … or do you just talk big, fella?”
January 11, 2026 at 12:08 PM
“Well, why don’t you come up here and make me turn it down … or do you just talk big, fella?”
“For heaven’s sake, Lee. That spoiled rhino is going to either bellow or charge the door all night till we let him in.”
January 10, 2026 at 12:07 PM
“For heaven’s sake, Lee. That spoiled rhino is going to either bellow or charge the door all night till we let him in.”
“Well, this isn’t very promising.”
January 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
“Well, this isn’t very promising.”
“C’mon, Arlene. Just a few feet in and then we can stand.”
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 PM
“C’mon, Arlene. Just a few feet in and then we can stand.”
“A few cattle are going to stray off in the morning, and tomorrow night a stampede is planned around midnight. Look, I gotta
get back. … Remember, when we reach Santa Fe,
I ain’t slaughtered.”
get back. … Remember, when we reach Santa Fe,
I ain’t slaughtered.”
January 9, 2026 at 3:05 PM
“A few cattle are going to stray off in the morning, and tomorrow night a stampede is planned around midnight. Look, I gotta
get back. … Remember, when we reach Santa Fe,
I ain’t slaughtered.”
get back. … Remember, when we reach Santa Fe,
I ain’t slaughtered.”
“Shhh! Knock off that crunching noise! … Pass it on!”
January 9, 2026 at 12:08 PM
“Shhh! Knock off that crunching noise! … Pass it on!”
“Hold it! There’s a car across the street—you sure you weren’t followed, Mary?”
January 8, 2026 at 8:05 PM
“Hold it! There’s a car across the street—you sure you weren’t followed, Mary?”
“Oh, yeah? … And I suppose you got those suction marks at the meeting, too!”
January 8, 2026 at 3:06 PM
“Oh, yeah? … And I suppose you got those suction marks at the meeting, too!”
“What? … You mean no one brought the buns?”
January 8, 2026 at 12:08 PM
“What? … You mean no one brought the buns?”
More facts of nature: All forest animals, to this very day, remember exactly where they were and what they were doing when they heard that Bambi’s mother had been shot.
January 7, 2026 at 8:05 PM
More facts of nature: All forest animals, to this very day, remember exactly where they were and what they were doing when they heard that Bambi’s mother had been shot.
“And I’m not going to tell you again—clean up your room!”
January 7, 2026 at 5:07 PM
“And I’m not going to tell you again—clean up your room!”
Early settlers of Beverly Hills
January 7, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Early settlers of Beverly Hills
“Thank God, Sylvia! We’re alive!”
January 6, 2026 at 8:05 PM
“Thank God, Sylvia! We’re alive!”
