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Drew

@dmc1138.bsky.social

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I don’t have time for this. Gen Xer in Florida. Same username across the multiverse. My journey thus far: Pittsburgh to Orlando to Honolulu to Chicago to Delray Beach. 99% of these are recycled tweets.

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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · Nov 12

Instructor: "Welcome to salsa class! Who's ready to learn how to dance?"

Me, hiding tortilla chips bag: "There's been a misunderstanding."

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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 10d

What are we doing here?

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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 11d

Called in “deciphering Taylor Swift lyrics” this morning.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 11d

may your humor be as dark as the skeletons in your closet

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 11d

gonna start a discount cheese company called Gouda ‘Nuff Cheese

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 11d

why do the people in charge want to make life worse for everyone

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 11d

We're gonna need a bigger pill organizer

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 11d

The only thing keeping me tethered to reality are my 50 alarms.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 13d

No more Mr Nice Try*

*fails spectacularly

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Fomonster Simpson 🎃 @haliphacks.bsky.social · 20d

What bass is it when you mix up sports/sex format jokes with music ones?

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C 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social · 11d

Performance art, except it’s just me pretending I understand what’s going on

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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 11d

Called in “deciphering Taylor Swift lyrics” this morning.

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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 12d

🎶 The times they are a strangin’ 🎶

*harmonica solo*

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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 14d

Anyone else avoid going into a clothing store because you’re wearing something you previously bought from that store and you’re afraid they’ll think you’re shoplifting?

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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 13d

The hardest part about Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s divorce will be deciding who gets custody of their plastic surgeon.

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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 14d

Anyone else avoid going into a clothing store because you’re wearing something you previously bought from that store and you’re afraid they’ll think you’re shoplifting?