BEAVE
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦
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BEAVE
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
· Aug 29
Buying a book after not yet reading any of the five I bought last week, as a little treat.
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After looking in the mirror, I reluctantly admit that ingénue is no longer a career option.
January 6, 2026 at 8:46 AM
After looking in the mirror, I reluctantly admit that ingénue is no longer a career option.
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Just remembered this particular thing at my work isn't really my concern. So Imma just do my job and let these suckers who are paid higher worry about it.
January 8, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Just remembered this particular thing at my work isn't really my concern. So Imma just do my job and let these suckers who are paid higher worry about it.
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[national tragedy happens] “I must post something.”
January 8, 2026 at 4:07 AM
[national tragedy happens] “I must post something.”
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A fun game is to ask people how much they think an elephant seal weighs. No one is ever close. Look it up, you’ll be shocked.
January 8, 2026 at 4:06 AM
A fun game is to ask people how much they think an elephant seal weighs. No one is ever close. Look it up, you’ll be shocked.
It’s an hour past my bedtime. Please note I will be unavailable tomorrow due to insufficient beauty rest.
January 8, 2026 at 3:45 AM
It’s an hour past my bedtime. Please note I will be unavailable tomorrow due to insufficient beauty rest.
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New year new mental health deductible
January 5, 2026 at 1:51 AM
New year new mental health deductible
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Does anyone remember the time in their life when you weren't jaded and hated everything? I call that time of my life "pre-conception."
January 4, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Does anyone remember the time in their life when you weren't jaded and hated everything? I call that time of my life "pre-conception."
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Between checking myself and wrecking myself, I keep pretty busy.
January 7, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Between checking myself and wrecking myself, I keep pretty busy.
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Me starting 2016 vs Me starting 2026
January 7, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Me starting 2016 vs Me starting 2026
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My check engine light has been on since 1992
January 6, 2026 at 6:19 PM
My check engine light has been on since 1992
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your TL is trash
*followed*
*followed*
January 7, 2026 at 5:13 PM
your TL is trash
*followed*
*followed*
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The world is a happier place with shit posters in it.
January 6, 2026 at 6:53 AM
The world is a happier place with shit posters in it.
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I think I’m ready to try scream therapy
January 7, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I think I’m ready to try scream therapy
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Anyway this is Alex.
January 8, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Anyway this is Alex.
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I have a meme for that... not sure if I should be proud or embarrassed about that fact.
January 8, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I have a meme for that... not sure if I should be proud or embarrassed about that fact.
I hate that my genius mode only turns on when I’m high on drugs.
January 8, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I hate that my genius mode only turns on when I’m high on drugs.
I love men almost as much as I love making fun of them.
January 8, 2026 at 2:36 AM
I love men almost as much as I love making fun of them.
Men will ace a geography quiz and then immediately get lost on the clitoris.
January 8, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Men will ace a geography quiz and then immediately get lost on the clitoris.
Posting so good people are DMing me asking how high I am.
January 8, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Posting so good people are DMing me asking how high I am.
It annoys me when men aren’t perfect and I don’t think that’s an unreasonable expectation.
January 8, 2026 at 2:19 AM
It annoys me when men aren’t perfect and I don’t think that’s an unreasonable expectation.
English as a first language feels like losing the linguistic lottery.
January 8, 2026 at 2:01 AM
English as a first language feels like losing the linguistic lottery.
I feel sorry for people who work in HR because everyone hates you whether you deserve it or not, and most of the time you do.
January 8, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I feel sorry for people who work in HR because everyone hates you whether you deserve it or not, and most of the time you do.
If an ad successfully tricks me into thinking it’s a real social media post with funny comments, I immediately hate the product out of spite.
January 8, 2026 at 1:48 AM
If an ad successfully tricks me into thinking it’s a real social media post with funny comments, I immediately hate the product out of spite.
I learned geography when I was 11, before I even had boobs, and have never needed that information once.
January 8, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I learned geography when I was 11, before I even had boobs, and have never needed that information once.
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The raccoons have taken me in as one of their own. I cannot turn my back on them now.
January 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
The raccoons have taken me in as one of their own. I cannot turn my back on them now.