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@beaveinflow.bsky.social

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Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦 Beave regular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaaed5pb5i4jg Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaakj4nnz7hgi

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · Aug 17

Here’s a photo of my cat trying to catch a bubble. You’re welcome.

Orange Tabby cat, Greg, standing tall on his hind toe beans with front paws stretched straight in the air trying to catch a catnip bubble floating above his head.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 34m

a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him

ALT: a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 42m

Injectable broths

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 21h

A haunted house but it’s just someone saying “Let’s go around the room and share one fun fact about ourselves.”

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 1d

hey thanks for having me over btw do you mind if i take a dirt bath in your backyard

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 19h

*brings a grilled cheese to a knife fight so someone will cut it into triangles for me*

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 3d

when someone tries to talk me down after suffering a minor inconvenience

Tim Robinson hysterically saying I almost killed myself Julie!

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 4h

It’s been ready and always will be 😆😍

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 4h

😆

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 5h

a raccoon is standing in the grass with its arms outstretched and says " sending you a big hug " .

ALT: a raccoon is standing in the grass with its arms outstretched and says " sending you a big hug " .

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 16h

I'm exhausted y'all. Mentally drained. Good thing I don't use my brain for anything worthwhile.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 15h

not to brag but im probably really good at pole vaulting

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 15h

Why do they call it “horsing around?” The horses I know are all business.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 14h

get your cat pics in order y'all

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 6h

I know more things about my job than I would like to

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 5h

But I still love you 🥹

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 5h

I just need to look out my window though 😍😍😍

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 5h

Cures what ails me!

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · 6h

My boss asked me to ‘circle back’ on something and I instantly melted into a cloud of corporate compliance and buzzword conformity. Now I’m part of the office heating and ventilation system.