BEAVE
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦
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BEAVE
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
· Dec 2
People who invite that creepy Elf on the Shelf into their home clearly haven’t watched enough horror movies.
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Never be afraid to avoid new things.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Never be afraid to avoid new things.
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I'm only doing this for the health of my prostate.
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I'm only doing this for the health of my prostate.
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*making chomping noises while going down on her*
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
*making chomping noises while going down on her*
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I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
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Can’t, just started working on my second novel while my first one is at the editors. It’s crazy when you finally stop making excuses and put fire behind your dreams. You become unstoppable.
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Can’t, just started working on my second novel while my first one is at the editors. It’s crazy when you finally stop making excuses and put fire behind your dreams. You become unstoppable.
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I need a side hustle, not so I can get a new car or save for retirement, but so I can afford fancy prostitutes.
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I need a side hustle, not so I can get a new car or save for retirement, but so I can afford fancy prostitutes.
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Some accounts are NSFW
Mine is NSWF (Not Sure Who Farted)
Mine is NSWF (Not Sure Who Farted)
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Some accounts are NSFW
Mine is NSWF (Not Sure Who Farted)
Mine is NSWF (Not Sure Who Farted)
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first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
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It’s too much trouble to explain myself. Just assume the worst
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It’s too much trouble to explain myself. Just assume the worst
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the problem with chasing the sun is that you always run out of road
November 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
the problem with chasing the sun is that you always run out of road
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classic grilled c … nothing fancy … would you try a bite?
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
classic grilled c … nothing fancy … would you try a bite?
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yes, i’m still extremely hot to those of you who may be wondering
November 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
yes, i’m still extremely hot to those of you who may be wondering
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my bush this winter: unbothered. moisturized. happy. in its lane. focused. flourishing.
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
my bush this winter: unbothered. moisturized. happy. in its lane. focused. flourishing.
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homie, wtf is wrong with you? (me to me)
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
homie, wtf is wrong with you? (me to me)
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How come when hot girls don't text back quick it's because they aren't thirsty but when I take my time I am "a terrible friend" or "irresponsible"
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
How come when hot girls don't text back quick it's because they aren't thirsty but when I take my time I am "a terrible friend" or "irresponsible"
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Our own piece of sky
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Our own piece of sky
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It is okay to smell like wet dog if you have been making friends with a wet dog.
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It is okay to smell like wet dog if you have been making friends with a wet dog.
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look at mah feets, I’m a T-Rex rawwwr
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
look at mah feets, I’m a T-Rex rawwwr
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She's the bee's knees
He's the bird's beak
They're the goat's goiter
It's a hybrid horror is what we're saying
He's the bird's beak
They're the goat's goiter
It's a hybrid horror is what we're saying
November 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
She's the bee's knees
He's the bird's beak
They're the goat's goiter
It's a hybrid horror is what we're saying
He's the bird's beak
They're the goat's goiter
It's a hybrid horror is what we're saying
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It’s wild how every day people bash celebrities online like they personally know them. The only person who deserves that treatment is Jeremy London for refusing to share his sacred watermelon-growing secrets with me. Some of us are dealing with real conflict.
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It’s wild how every day people bash celebrities online like they personally know them. The only person who deserves that treatment is Jeremy London for refusing to share his sacred watermelon-growing secrets with me. Some of us are dealing with real conflict.
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Old friends are like bananas, they get sweeter with time and they are starting to look a little rough.
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Old friends are like bananas, they get sweeter with time and they are starting to look a little rough.
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🎶That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion
November 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
🎶That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion
It’s wild how every day people bash celebrities online like they personally know them. The only person who deserves that treatment is Jeremy London for refusing to share his sacred watermelon-growing secrets with me. Some of us are dealing with real conflict.
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It’s wild how every day people bash celebrities online like they personally know them. The only person who deserves that treatment is Jeremy London for refusing to share his sacred watermelon-growing secrets with me. Some of us are dealing with real conflict.
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You’re just clipping away the detritus of your better days when you cut your toenails
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
You’re just clipping away the detritus of your better days when you cut your toenails