BEAVE
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦
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BEAVE
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
· Aug 29
Buying a book after not yet reading any of the five I bought last week, as a little treat.
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Thanks for putting Comedian after your name so I know.
January 8, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Thanks for putting Comedian after your name so I know.
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My mind is under cum invasion
January 10, 2026 at 12:43 AM
My mind is under cum invasion
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Vasectomies turn me off I want your sperm to attack my egg
January 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Vasectomies turn me off I want your sperm to attack my egg
Seek and destroy this pussy.
January 10, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Seek and destroy this pussy.
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Talking to your parents in your mid 40s while super stoned is knowing for sure that you didn’t get away with it
January 10, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Talking to your parents in your mid 40s while super stoned is knowing for sure that you didn’t get away with it
I am confident that cottage cheese is going to solve all our problems.
January 10, 2026 at 4:19 AM
I am confident that cottage cheese is going to solve all our problems.
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Everybody said year of the horse but so far this year has been ass
January 10, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Everybody said year of the horse but so far this year has been ass
I carefully curated 12 healthy recipes and ate a bag of chips because personal growth is not linear.
January 10, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I carefully curated 12 healthy recipes and ate a bag of chips because personal growth is not linear.
This is how platforms get you. One gay hockey romance masterpiece and now you’re like, Crave would never hurt me.
January 10, 2026 at 3:31 AM
This is how platforms get you. One gay hockey romance masterpiece and now you’re like, Crave would never hurt me.
Love is a double-edged sword that will absolutely take your dick clean off if you get careless.
January 10, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Love is a double-edged sword that will absolutely take your dick clean off if you get careless.
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Look I can be both a body positive feminist AND think that a profile pic of just your tits is low-key tacky I contain multitudes.
January 10, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Look I can be both a body positive feminist AND think that a profile pic of just your tits is low-key tacky I contain multitudes.
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Dystopian novels? Yes, that genre also goes by current events, lightly edited.
January 9, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Dystopian novels? Yes, that genre also goes by current events, lightly edited.
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Having a meltdown, pouring myself into a mold, creating a powerful talisman
January 9, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Having a meltdown, pouring myself into a mold, creating a powerful talisman
Dystopian novels? Yes, that genre also goes by current events, lightly edited.
January 9, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Dystopian novels? Yes, that genre also goes by current events, lightly edited.
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There is nothing melted cheese cannot correct, except for maybe an open chest wound.
January 9, 2026 at 2:34 PM
There is nothing melted cheese cannot correct, except for maybe an open chest wound.
Hoar frost is cold, unbothered, exquisite, and never boring. Be hoar frost.
January 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Hoar frost is cold, unbothered, exquisite, and never boring. Be hoar frost.
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All we can do now is hope for spontaneous combustion.
January 8, 2026 at 9:55 PM
All we can do now is hope for spontaneous combustion.
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passed out, without a care in the world
January 8, 2026 at 11:59 PM
passed out, without a care in the world
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Just got my $34 Facebook money. Nice knowing you. I'm moving to the Hamptons.
January 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Just got my $34 Facebook money. Nice knowing you. I'm moving to the Hamptons.
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[kicking in door of a sports bar, looking gay as hell]
you boys ever heard of hockey???
you boys ever heard of hockey???
January 6, 2026 at 5:57 PM
[kicking in door of a sports bar, looking gay as hell]
you boys ever heard of hockey???
you boys ever heard of hockey???
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wait are you guys talking to people in real life
January 8, 2026 at 12:19 AM
wait are you guys talking to people in real life
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i knew it was a mistake to take off my eclipse glasses
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
i knew it was a mistake to take off my eclipse glasses
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I’ve mastered the art of doing my business on the shitter with my baby in the carrier
January 6, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I’ve mastered the art of doing my business on the shitter with my baby in the carrier
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Horny for it all to be over.
January 6, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Horny for it all to be over.
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wtf do i care if i get too stoned & have to perform manual breathing
January 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
wtf do i care if i get too stoned & have to perform manual breathing