Bar Mageddon
@barmageddon.bsky.social
Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do?
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Pinned
do not encourage me it only makes me more like this
now that the storm has passed i’m ready for someone to ID the murderers
January 26, 2026 at 12:59 PM
now that the storm has passed i’m ready for someone to ID the murderers
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ALT-RIGHT TRAINING FACILITY
Instructor: and when people pretend to care about others, that's called empathy
Leftist spy: [raises hand] ok wait but what if you really do care
[entire room turns to look]
Leftist spy: shit fuck
Instructor: and when people pretend to care about others, that's called empathy
Leftist spy: [raises hand] ok wait but what if you really do care
[entire room turns to look]
Leftist spy: shit fuck
September 23, 2024 at 11:18 AM
ALT-RIGHT TRAINING FACILITY
Instructor: and when people pretend to care about others, that's called empathy
Leftist spy: [raises hand] ok wait but what if you really do care
[entire room turns to look]
Leftist spy: shit fuck
Instructor: and when people pretend to care about others, that's called empathy
Leftist spy: [raises hand] ok wait but what if you really do care
[entire room turns to look]
Leftist spy: shit fuck
right-wing dickheads trying to infiltrate leftist spaces like “ugh how deep do we have to go before they admit empathy isn’t real what the fuck”
January 26, 2026 at 5:28 AM
right-wing dickheads trying to infiltrate leftist spaces like “ugh how deep do we have to go before they admit empathy isn’t real what the fuck”
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tempted to post a video from someone who knows someone i know, but it feels like that wouldn’t be cool
anyway i just watched someone in louisiana spinning two kids in a big circle on their iced-over front yard and it was delightful
anyway i just watched someone in louisiana spinning two kids in a big circle on their iced-over front yard and it was delightful
January 26, 2026 at 4:04 AM
tempted to post a video from someone who knows someone i know, but it feels like that wouldn’t be cool
anyway i just watched someone in louisiana spinning two kids in a big circle on their iced-over front yard and it was delightful
anyway i just watched someone in louisiana spinning two kids in a big circle on their iced-over front yard and it was delightful
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It’s not a block, it’s the end of this journey together
January 26, 2026 at 1:20 AM
It’s not a block, it’s the end of this journey together
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I’m not allowed to teach art anymore.
January 26, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I’m not allowed to teach art anymore.
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tired: ICE out
wired: abolish ICE
inspired: don't let them leave
wired: abolish ICE
inspired: don't let them leave
January 25, 2026 at 11:02 AM
tired: ICE out
wired: abolish ICE
inspired: don't let them leave
wired: abolish ICE
inspired: don't let them leave
every time i drink cranberry juice all i can think is “what is it, your period”
January 25, 2026 at 4:48 PM
every time i drink cranberry juice all i can think is “what is it, your period”
getting a like from a random who has the same name as a person you know irl is a real jump scare
January 25, 2026 at 4:17 PM
getting a like from a random who has the same name as a person you know irl is a real jump scare
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Federal agents in Minneapolis wrestled Alex Pretti to the ground and secured the handgun he was carrying moments before shooting him multiple times, according to a Washington Post analysis of video footage.
Read more: https://wapo.st/4qGOx8M
Read more: https://wapo.st/4qGOx8M
January 25, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Federal agents in Minneapolis wrestled Alex Pretti to the ground and secured the handgun he was carrying moments before shooting him multiple times, according to a Washington Post analysis of video footage.
Read more: https://wapo.st/4qGOx8M
Read more: https://wapo.st/4qGOx8M
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if it's thursday and you say "next saturday" and you mean two days from now you are a crazy person
January 24, 2026 at 7:51 AM
if it's thursday and you say "next saturday" and you mean two days from now you are a crazy person
it’s really coming down now
January 25, 2026 at 1:43 PM
it’s really coming down now
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tired: ICE out
wired: abolish ICE
inspired: don't let them leave
wired: abolish ICE
inspired: don't let them leave
January 25, 2026 at 11:02 AM
tired: ICE out
wired: abolish ICE
inspired: don't let them leave
wired: abolish ICE
inspired: don't let them leave
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OK so in 1992 a girl I know went with her brother to Lepre-con and she was one of the only girls there. The shy nerdy boys acted like she was the goddess Aphrodite and it did wonders for her self-confidence. Then one boy approached her with a figurine and said "I have painted you an orc".
January 25, 2026 at 10:29 AM
OK so in 1992 a girl I know went with her brother to Lepre-con and she was one of the only girls there. The shy nerdy boys acted like she was the goddess Aphrodite and it did wonders for her self-confidence. Then one boy approached her with a figurine and said "I have painted you an orc".
fingers freeze when i look at this phone but it’s nice out
January 25, 2026 at 8:44 AM
fingers freeze when i look at this phone but it’s nice out
my grandmother’s 85-year-old sister liked a FB post in which i said alex pretti wasn’t my enemy but his murderers are, and only then did it occur to me she’s an immigrant
of course, she’s not the kind of immigrant they’re targeting. she’s white. she’s from ireland
it’s all so hateful and stupid
of course, she’s not the kind of immigrant they’re targeting. she’s white. she’s from ireland
it’s all so hateful and stupid
January 25, 2026 at 7:08 AM
my grandmother’s 85-year-old sister liked a FB post in which i said alex pretti wasn’t my enemy but his murderers are, and only then did it occur to me she’s an immigrant
of course, she’s not the kind of immigrant they’re targeting. she’s white. she’s from ireland
it’s all so hateful and stupid
of course, she’s not the kind of immigrant they’re targeting. she’s white. she’s from ireland
it’s all so hateful and stupid
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I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.
January 24, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.
idk what it is about today that made it different from the previous horrors but it’s the first time in a while i’ve regretted being single
January 25, 2026 at 1:03 AM
idk what it is about today that made it different from the previous horrors but it’s the first time in a while i’ve regretted being single
i can’t tell you what “it” is but i haven’t felt it since my grandfather died
that was 2011
that was 2011
January 24, 2026 at 11:54 PM
i can’t tell you what “it” is but i haven’t felt it since my grandfather died
that was 2011
that was 2011
i don’t think i will ever be at peace, but i am ready
i've been joking about it for a while but i have truly been trying to get my head around the idea that toppling this US oligarchy will cost lives, not just due to the elimination of gov. services, but due to open conflict
and i've been trying to make peace with my life potentially being one of them
and i've been trying to make peace with my life potentially being one of them
January 24, 2026 at 10:26 PM
i don’t think i will ever be at peace, but i am ready
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just getting home to thaw out a bit more & grab food; there weren’t ICE/CBP for at least an hour before we headed out — just the community shutting down eat street (partly to preserve alex pretti’s belongings left behind)
when we first got there, they were gassing people still
when we first got there, they were gassing people still
January 24, 2026 at 9:57 PM
just getting home to thaw out a bit more & grab food; there weren’t ICE/CBP for at least an hour before we headed out — just the community shutting down eat street (partly to preserve alex pretti’s belongings left behind)
when we first got there, they were gassing people still
when we first got there, they were gassing people still
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a rage room but just for saying my uncensored thoughts
January 9, 2026 at 7:18 PM
a rage room but just for saying my uncensored thoughts
they’ve taken a piece of me
i don’t know if i’ll ever get it back
i don’t know if i’ll ever get it back
January 24, 2026 at 8:40 PM
they’ve taken a piece of me
i don’t know if i’ll ever get it back
i don’t know if i’ll ever get it back