Bar Mageddon
@barmageddon.bsky.social
Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do?
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Bar Mageddon
@barmageddon.bsky.social
· Jul 10
well i for one [falling onto the floor]
i use the following feed which means i miss a lot of posts from the people i follow
but it also gives me plausible deniability for the ones i don’t miss and choose to ignore
but it also gives me plausible deniability for the ones i don’t miss and choose to ignore
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
i use the following feed which means i miss a lot of posts from the people i follow
but it also gives me plausible deniability for the ones i don’t miss and choose to ignore
but it also gives me plausible deniability for the ones i don’t miss and choose to ignore
my take on ranking the star wars movies is they aren’t good enough to bother
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
my take on ranking the star wars movies is they aren’t good enough to bother
- i appreciate a good semicolon
- i appreciate not bothering with a semicolon
- incorrect semicolons: why
why
- i appreciate not bothering with a semicolon
- incorrect semicolons: why
why
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
- i appreciate a good semicolon
- i appreciate not bothering with a semicolon
- incorrect semicolons: why
why
- i appreciate not bothering with a semicolon
- incorrect semicolons: why
why
suddenly so annoyed i got a brother in the family pollyanna instead of a sister
I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
suddenly so annoyed i got a brother in the family pollyanna instead of a sister
getting ready for thanksgiving by repeatedly leaving quietly out the back
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
getting ready for thanksgiving by repeatedly leaving quietly out the back
i got a darkness in my heart and a coldness in my spleen
i’m not a sweetie i am v rude and mean
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
i got a darkness in my heart and a coldness in my spleen
[irish rapper shouting out their bisexual DJ] and we got cathal on the wans and dudes
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
[irish rapper shouting out their bisexual DJ] and we got cathal on the wans and dudes
one thing i would never ever admit publicly is that i secretly believe i could kill as a rapper
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
one thing i would never ever admit publicly is that i secretly believe i could kill as a rapper
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White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby https://theonion.com/white-house-reclassifies-nursing-as-hobby/
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby https://theonion.com/white-house-reclassifies-nursing-as-hobby/
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the clip of elon getting excited about the possibility of AI roasting someone at a party is the most dork-ass shit i’ve ever seen from an adult human, and in the context of who he is and the harm he’s caused, jfc
take all of his money away
the man needs a britney spears conservatorship
take all of his money away
the man needs a britney spears conservatorship
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
the clip of elon getting excited about the possibility of AI roasting someone at a party is the most dork-ass shit i’ve ever seen from an adult human, and in the context of who he is and the harm he’s caused, jfc
take all of his money away
the man needs a britney spears conservatorship
take all of his money away
the man needs a britney spears conservatorship
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i am willing to survive on this hill
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
i am willing to survive on this hill
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TECH EXEC 1: this icon is simple and functional, and there is beauty in its simplicity, and we have had zero user complaints
TECH EXEC 2: absolutely
[brief pause]
TECH EXEC 1: let’s change it
TECH EXEC 2: i hate it actually
TECH EXEC 2: absolutely
[brief pause]
TECH EXEC 1: let’s change it
TECH EXEC 2: i hate it actually
November 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
TECH EXEC 1: this icon is simple and functional, and there is beauty in its simplicity, and we have had zero user complaints
TECH EXEC 2: absolutely
[brief pause]
TECH EXEC 1: let’s change it
TECH EXEC 2: i hate it actually
TECH EXEC 2: absolutely
[brief pause]
TECH EXEC 1: let’s change it
TECH EXEC 2: i hate it actually
in case bluesky starts revealing account locations let me get ahead of this and admit that no i’m not actually from here (earth)
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
in case bluesky starts revealing account locations let me get ahead of this and admit that no i’m not actually from here (earth)
i need to watch something apocalyptic
no i don’t mean a movie i need a volcano to open up on my street
no i don’t mean a movie i need a volcano to open up on my street
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i need to watch something apocalyptic
no i don’t mean a movie i need a volcano to open up on my street
no i don’t mean a movie i need a volcano to open up on my street
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we saw you from across the bar
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
we saw you from across the bar
[seizing a la the pluribus hive]
bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry
November 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
[seizing a la the pluribus hive]
magic tricks
no i’m serious babies love magic and you don’t even have to be any good because they’re so easy to fool
however if you don’t feel like performing for an entire flight you may need to retain the services of a professional uncle
no i’m serious babies love magic and you don’t even have to be any good because they’re so easy to fool
however if you don’t feel like performing for an entire flight you may need to retain the services of a professional uncle
What are your top non-screen ways to keep an 11 month old baby entertained or at least not screaming on a long flight?
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
magic tricks
no i’m serious babies love magic and you don’t even have to be any good because they’re so easy to fool
however if you don’t feel like performing for an entire flight you may need to retain the services of a professional uncle
no i’m serious babies love magic and you don’t even have to be any good because they’re so easy to fool
however if you don’t feel like performing for an entire flight you may need to retain the services of a professional uncle
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DMing "I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND" to everyone who likes one of my posts
May 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
DMing "I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND" to everyone who likes one of my posts
really
on the lord’s day
on the lord’s day
November 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
really
on the lord’s day
on the lord’s day
my brother and sister-in-law did a christmas photoshoot with their kids a week before thanksgiving this is heinous
do i call child services now or wait for the new year
do i call child services now or wait for the new year
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
my brother and sister-in-law did a christmas photoshoot with their kids a week before thanksgiving this is heinous
do i call child services now or wait for the new year
do i call child services now or wait for the new year
tech companies are obsessed with making their products look worse they simply will not stop
bluesky recently did this but i’m actually talking about my apple TV
bluesky recently did this but i’m actually talking about my apple TV
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
tech companies are obsessed with making their products look worse they simply will not stop
bluesky recently did this but i’m actually talking about my apple TV
bluesky recently did this but i’m actually talking about my apple TV
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today i thought about driving 30 minutes to look at a bird
so yeah i am definitely still losing it
so yeah i am definitely still losing it
November 23, 2025 at 2:55 AM
today i thought about driving 30 minutes to look at a bird
so yeah i am definitely still losing it
so yeah i am definitely still losing it
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(peering through my blinds) those motherfuckers better not come a wassailing
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
(peering through my blinds) those motherfuckers better not come a wassailing
not a great day to be named robert
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
not a great day to be named robert