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Bar Mageddon
@barmageddon.bsky.social
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Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do? sports alt: https://bsky.app/profile/robadelphia.gobirds.online
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · May 21
every time someone wants to fight me i say “ok let’s dance”

it never works though they always just keep trying to fight me
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 7h
thanks i'm an artist #art
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 7h
👋
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 7h
series of three images from the show narcos showing the character of pablo escobar looking sad and alone. in the first he is on a swing, in the second he is at a kitchen table, in the third he is standing in an empty pool. in each image pablo's head has been replaced my my oversized smiling face with hot pink sunglasses from my profile picture
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 9h
like come on
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 1d
“has anything great happened in your life because of-“ ok let me stop you there
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Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 2d
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 9h
nobody is allowed to be mean to me for a period of ever again
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 11h
president
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 12h
in my kitchen window like
zoomed in image from the quoted photo showing a blurry person’s head in the crowd with their mouth open in awe and one hand up holding a phone as if taking a photo or vudeo
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 13h
image from the movie jaws showing a sweaty chief brody in the cockpit of a boat with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. text should say "we're gonna need a bigger boat" but the last part has a box over it so it says "we're gonna need a bigger nursing home"
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 13h
yes that’s me
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 14h
so barve
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 1d
what is communism i don't even know

everyone is naked and sleeping together in a campground or something
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 14h
guess what i’m never doing
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 15h
drake took his L to court to get it legally certified
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 15h
not thrilled to have so much in common with drake
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · Jun 20
[me seeing an L] i’ll take that
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 15h
drake took his L to court to get it legally certified
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 15h
phils, then flyers during the rav4th inning
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 15h
i love that you love me (see previous)
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 15h
when cheap trick said “i want you to want me i need you to need me i’d love you to love me i’m beggin' you to beg me” i felt that
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 1d
a theftapist
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 1d
what is communism i don't even know

everyone is naked and sleeping together in a campground or something
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 1d
this seems like a joke but i genuinely can't think of a single hardcore leftist that i know in real life

i'm not even a real leftist i'm just a nice person
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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d
One of the reasons they're having trouble concocting a Left Wing Terrorism epidemic is basically nobody in this country has ever met a left wing person. You might as well say we're being invaded by the smurfs
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 1d
are there any therapists that prescribe medicinal cash payments
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 1d
Kate Winslet stuns for Harper's Bazaar.
photo of a horse, taken from the side. a person is behind the horse but their head and part of their body is obscured.
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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 1d
i am one of the founders of antifa

i do not exist
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Diane Galloway @adgwatches.bsky.social · 1d
I met the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa at a party once. She did not exist
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