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Bar Mageddon

@barmageddon.bsky.social

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Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do? sports alt: https://bsky.app/profile/robadelphia.gobirds.online

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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · May 21

every time someone wants to fight me i say “ok let’s dance”

it never works though they always just keep trying to fight me

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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 2h

a theftapist

Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 2h

what is communism i don't even know

everyone is naked and sleeping together in a campground or something

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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 2h

this seems like a joke but i genuinely can't think of a single hardcore leftist that i know in real life

i'm not even a real leftist i'm just a nice person

The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 14h

One of the reasons they're having trouble concocting a Left Wing Terrorism epidemic is basically nobody in this country has ever met a left wing person. You might as well say we're being invaded by the smurfs

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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 2h

are there any therapists that prescribe medicinal cash payments

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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 13h

Kate Winslet stuns for Harper's Bazaar.

photo of a horse, taken from the side. a person is behind the horse but their head and part of their body is obscured.

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Bar Mageddon @barmageddon.bsky.social · 7h

i am one of the founders of antifa

i do not exist

Diane Galloway @adgwatches.bsky.social · 7h

I met the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa at a party once. She did not exist

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 10h

6: mama, can I ask a question

me: sure baby

6: how old will you be when I am 20

me: actually now is not really a good time for questions

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 10h

Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me I'm hot. What? Taxes they'll be lower son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do.