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Memento (Aloof) Morty 🌙
@mementomorty.bsky.social
passionate about healthcare access for all, harm reduction, and destigmatizing mental illness

housewarming:
https://throne.com/itsmorticia
$MorticiaRN

A black cat who loves horror
Definitely not a witch
Lifts heavy stone
she/her
Pinned
You know who else was pinned at the top in front of his followers?
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November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Most kids ask for lullabies or bedtime stories. Tonight, to get him to sleep, my 5-year old insisted that I speak endless streams of nonsense in a Jamaican accent.

Seriously, this is what he wanted. And it worked. Out like a light.
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Gender-affirming care saves lives
1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.

It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.

It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.

Transgender care saves lives.
Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
The groundbreaking study found that suicidality dropped for transgender youth receiving hormone therapy by nearly 70%, with only 7 patients of 432 discontinuing treatment.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
My cat is such an aggressive cuddler. He's like a toddler that loves too hard.
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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What time do you get in?
Officially moving to Chicago tomorrow. I assume JB Pritzker will be waiting for me at the airport
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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🦢
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I also say "hello lunch"
A big snake came out of the cave. “Hello lunch,” said the snake when he saw Frog and Toad. He opened his wide mouth.

Frog and Toad jumped away.
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Me after every social interaction
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
*RFK Jr holding Michael Scherer at gun point*

"And put in there that my muscles and biceps are too large for my suit and that I don't smell like beef jerky and decay"
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'closing my eyes while doing bedtime and falling asleep in my kid's bed'
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Today’s xkcd made me cry.

In a good way.

xkcd.com/3172/
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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What an immense privilege it is to grow old.
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Yeah, I am thankful this time of year. Thankful for that ass.
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Today, after months of requests, I toured the Broadview ICE Processing Facility. I want to share what I saw.

The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Do you think when Santa leaves Mrs. Claus runs a train with the workshop elves.
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Every time I see people talking about James Carville I assume it is because he is dead but somehow he never is
How is James Carville not dead yet because he looks like he played the guy who drank from the wrong cup in the Last Crusade after he drank
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"You know not all nurses are women, right!?!"

Yeah, we know. We've all seen Meet the Parents.
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Hobbies are supposed to be fun
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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So tired of old white men and their dumb opinions
November 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I was looking at movie tickets for Zootopia 2 on Wednesday and when did they become so expensive!?
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Lifting is kind of a joke, because you can do all the same things and not be as strong as you were the week before, change nothing, then the next week you hit a PR
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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absolutely incredible -- CNN host introduces a segment about Trump's "new healthcare proposal," but less than two minutes later breaks into her script to announce "breaking news" that Trump's healthcare proposal is being postponed
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
What is this "too many books and plants"
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Looking quite majestic, your honor
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old.
www.whatimreading.net
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM