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Hillary Monahan
@hillarymonahan.bsky.social
Spiky author person with a rad jewelry shop. They/She. Queer, AuDHD, and probably watching a horror movie. Black Trans Lives Matter.

Not taking your shit today.

Official cat herder of the @peculiarityshop.bsky.social.
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New people.

Me: Bostonian, socialist, queer (they or she), autistic, profane, loves animals and horror, wrote twelve books and hit the NYT bestseller list at #2, burnt out, opened a jewelry store with 11 queer artists, am married with a live-in partner and a college aged kid.

You: cool with that.
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✨DICE DICE DICE DICE DICE ✨

Nibs has sent MAGIC that maybe you need for your table? These dice are one of a kind so add them to your wishlist STAT!

www.peculiarityshop.com/blackfriday2...
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Who says it's too cold to protest? After an amazing early November, let's keep the momentum going and show billionaires that buying a president and stealing from the economy is NOT the future of the United States of America!

#NoKings #MassBlackout #SupportSmallBusiness
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Today, a great threat to our society has been vanquished. Catnip Banana met its demise at eleven hundred hours under the knife fingers of Coal, AKA El Capitán.

"He knows what he did."
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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I appreciate all reporting on ICE detention, it's necessary, but there's a desperation aspect present when it's a European white detainee that makes me uncomfortable because I know they're featuring that person so prominently because a lot of white Americans won't care when it's non-white detainees.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I own a shop.

I am releasing a collection on Black Friday. As per tradition.

Why do all major Black Friday promotions seem to have been going on since January of 2017 this year.
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Campbell’s Soup VP mocks ‘poor people’ who buy its food in secret recording
Campbell’s Soup VP mocks ‘poor people’ who buy its food in secret recording
Lawsuit alleges Campbell’s fired worker who reported a VP’s recorded rant belittling customers and making discriminatory remarks.
www.newsweek.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I appreciate all reporting on ICE detention, it's necessary, but there's a desperation aspect present when it's a European white detainee that makes me uncomfortable because I know they're featuring that person so prominently because a lot of white Americans won't care when it's non-white detainees.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
There is a zombie-slash-creature horror movie called Splinter that not enough people have seen.
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
This is Rupert.

Rupert is owned by a person named Emily Feret, according to reels.

Rupert demonstrates why I am dubious of putting up a holiday tree this year.
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
If you're corrected about your approach when discussing marginalized experiences by someone living it, remember someone decided to educate you instead of blocking you.

It stings to be told you're wrong. I know this as an autistic who's less than graceful. But, learning >>> prideful lashing out.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Less romantical and I think the royalties are not as good but you in particular might also enjoy this one.
https://www.amazon.com/Snake-Eyes-Monsters-Hillary-Monahan-ebook/dp/B01LXQT8O2
Snake Eyes (Gods and Monsters Book 3)
Amazon.com: Snake Eyes (Gods and Monsters Book 3) eBook : Monahan, Hillary: Kindle Store
www.amazon.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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These are good enough that even though I have read them all, I am still stalking them for waiting for when they go on sales so I have my own copies.
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The kittens are 100% certain half past twelve at night is when to commit crimes.
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I love this book.

It's UNHINGED.

One of the first coversations I ever had with @seananmcguire.bsky.social on Twitter was a mutual appreciation of this batshit story.
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Becky is over singing at their jewelry work desk. I realize too late that they are singing STRING A TURD to the tune of Van Halen's Panama.
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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(FYI we offer gift cards if you're making a wishlist.)

www.peculiarityshop.com/gift-card
GIFT CARD | Peculiarity Shop
Gift Cards for The Peculiarity Shop.
www.peculiarityshop.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
One of the funniest moments ever was pulling up in the car to my VERY GAY DAD'S vacation home and a VERY STRAIGHT FRIEND asking what was with all the flamingos and bears.
I heard it was flamingo statues in the yard, but that might be hard to justify in the snowy North Pole.
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
And stilts.
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Do you think when Santa leaves Mrs. Claus runs a train with the workshop elves.
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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still no donos.

i don't have much in me today.
i continue to be out of my med cannabis. i continue to feel awful & cannot sleep properly. i am tired, i am sickly. i am in /pain/.

$17/130CAD

please share, please boost.
& please donate if you can.

💸💕

my pp:
paypal.me/noahfisk
im going to have to dip into the 44 to buy more cat food. i already had to do it because of a small monthly i forgot about. i already am not sleeping well without my med cannabis, and i've been nauseous most of today.

i'd like to get this filled asap. it's been three days (four? idek anymore)
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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I invented this thing called The Utility Mat

It’s a silicone work mat that captures excess mixed resin and forms it into useful tools and items (Stir sticks, scrapers, spreaders etc) instead of amorphous trash. You work right on top of it

I make them myself and sell them at keithdecent.com

🧶
November 3, 2024 at 8:51 AM
I miss Link.

He was pointed commentary AND was also super funny.

😕
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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This.
If you have ADHD and have trouble getting to sleep, try drinking a stimulant like coffee before bed.

The idea is you stimulate the brain out of deficit, so instead of it trying to manufacture dopamine, it can rest.
I took stimulants, drank a coffee, and had an energy drink so now it's time to pass out because ADHD is A TRIP.
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM