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Dunkin’ Cruller Carl @keithdecent.bsky.social · 17h

Tv show idea:

Extreme Workshop Makeover

The hosts show up to an unsuspecting maker’s workshop when they’re out of town and dramatically redesign the whole thing. Every episode ends with a homicide

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Dunkin’ Cruller Carl @keithdecent.bsky.social · 17h

Tv show idea:

Extreme Workshop Makeover

The hosts show up to an unsuspecting maker’s workshop when they’re out of town and dramatically redesign the whole thing. Every episode ends with a homicide

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Dunkin’ Cruller Carl @keithdecent.bsky.social · 1d

Ey I’m praying here!

A praying mantis looking somewhat incredulous

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Dunkin’ Cruller Carl @keithdecent.bsky.social · 1d

Ey I’m praying here!

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Dunkin’ Cruller Carl @keithdecent.bsky.social · 1d

Harry Potter adults telling me I shouldn’t root for the Yankees anymore

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Dunkin’ Cruller Carl @keithdecent.bsky.social · Jan 30

Staying informed in 2025:

The “a second plane” George w bush meme but the faces are swapped with the alien and ripley too close meme

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Dunkin’ Cruller Carl @keithdecent.bsky.social · 1d

The girlfriend of the founder of antifa walking out of her interview

a man in a suit is walking down a sidewalk .

Alt: Kaiser soze limo turning into a stroll

media.tenor.com

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Dunkin’ Cruller Carl @keithdecent.bsky.social · 1d

Of course not, you ass-brained, post coital mantoid!

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Dunkin’ Cruller Carl @keithdecent.bsky.social · 1d

The girlfriend of the founder of antifa walking out of her interview

a man in a suit is walking down a sidewalk .

Alt: Kaiser soze limo turning into a stroll

media.tenor.com

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Dunkin’ Cruller Carl @keithdecent.bsky.social · 1d

I’m off to a 3-day event tomorrow so of course I put off an entire week’s worth of prep work until today

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Dunkin’ Cruller Carl @keithdecent.bsky.social · 1d

Harry Potter adults telling me I shouldn’t root for the Yankees anymore

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Dunkin’ Cruller Carl @keithdecent.bsky.social · 1d

They look like if Doctor Who did a Batman parody

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Dunkin’ Cruller Carl @keithdecent.bsky.social · 1d

This is why I point my hands toward the nearest hamburger restaurant when I pray

dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️ @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 13d

did you know? if your hands are pointed down during prayer your prayers will go down to hell ✨

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Sheryl Weikal and the colorful Parrotlegals @leftistlawyer.com · 1d

Whilst we're on the subject of shocking living things, did you know police departments routinely shock human beings with tasers until they die and chalk up their deaths to a fake medical condition they call "excited delirium" that was invented by taser companies to absolve themselves of liability?

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Dunkin’ Cruller Carl @keithdecent.bsky.social · 1d

Damn that sound spectrogram even looks like a flock of starlings

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Dunkin’ Cruller Carl @keithdecent.bsky.social · 2d

The constant rumbling of a city full of cars is immensely preferable to the sound of the same 5 dickheads’ ridiculously loud vehicles shredding the rural state roads every 10-15 minutes

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Dunkin’ Cruller Carl @keithdecent.bsky.social · 2d

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

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Dunkin’ Cruller Carl @keithdecent.bsky.social · 2d

And what will you be doing about that?

Dunkin’ Cruller Carl @keithdecent.bsky.social · 2d

*chucks up a 1/4” forstner bit*

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Dunkin’ Cruller Carl @keithdecent.bsky.social · 2d

Describe your Bluesky account with a single image

The musicians from the movie titanic playing as the ship sinks and everyone panics

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Dunkin’ Cruller Carl @keithdecent.bsky.social · 2d

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

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Dunkin’ Cruller Carl @keithdecent.bsky.social · 2d

The constant rumbling of a city full of cars is immensely preferable to the sound of the same 5 dickheads’ ridiculously loud vehicles shredding the rural state roads every 10-15 minutes

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Dunkin’ Cruller Carl @keithdecent.bsky.social · 2d

Oh dang imma watch it right now.

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Dunkin’ Cruller Carl @keithdecent.bsky.social · 2d

Either they arrested a 125- year-old woman or we need to reopen Age Gap Discourse immediately

Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 2d

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

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Dunkin’ Cruller Carl @keithdecent.bsky.social · 2d

Hahaha. So many things