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waking up in 2026 like
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waking up in 2026 like
January 3, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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Ok but like we all thought she was supposed to be hangin by her belly button ring, right?
January 16, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Ok but like we all thought she was supposed to be hangin by her belly button ring, right?
January 16, 2026 at 5:58 AM
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Gavin Newsom has never had a homeless, a working unhoused, or an affordable housing advocate on his podcast despite governing California.

So yeah I think it’s weird that he’s entertained & platformed multiple fascists while grinning, nodding & relenting to their easily defeatable talking points.
January 16, 2026 at 5:05 AM
No one ever remembers the dude in the ill-fitting cowboy hat catchin dome in the opening credits of Blade
January 16, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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We love a Presidential candidate who collapsed like a lawn chair at the slightest pushback
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
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This is an astonishingly good idea

GAP should get on that
I believe we can solve the male loneliness epidemic AND give all of these mediocre white dudes somewhere better to put their energy but you’re not gonna like it

we need another Swing revival
January 16, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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I believe we can solve the male loneliness epidemic AND give all of these mediocre white dudes somewhere better to put their energy but you’re not gonna like it

we need another Swing revival
January 16, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Ok let’s not have those then because I think we have them already now or soon
January 16, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Somebody get Brian Setzer on the line
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
“People like this, better cram it down their throats until they hate it!”
January 16, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I’d rather deal with a Zoot Suit Riot than another J6
January 16, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I believe we can solve the male loneliness epidemic AND give all of these mediocre white dudes somewhere better to put their energy but you’re not gonna like it

we need another Swing revival
January 16, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I think I’ve only seen the popular candidate a year out from elections become the nominee once and that was Hilary.
January 15, 2026 at 11:57 PM
None of the recipes for arepas tell you the inside is essentially napalm
January 15, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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People really have the audacity to ask why do you hate Gavin Newsom on this website
this is what america needs rn
January 15, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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When ppl bring up Gavin Newsom, you can just remind them he dated a 19-year-old when he was the 39-year-old mayor is San Francisco as a quick test to see if they’re worth talking to about his potential candidacy
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
People really have the audacity to ask why do you hate Gavin Newsom on this website
this is what america needs rn
January 15, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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They have no idea how bad they fucked up by telling everyone they got covered in piss
Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
January 15, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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Demonstrators apparently retrieved from the cars belonging to ICE these "challenge coins" that ICE mercenaries receive when they carry out arrests.

This one is decorated with a skull wearing a crown.

ICE mercenaries serve king death. They are evil incarnate.
January 15, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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please we must only support pissful protests 🙏🏿
January 15, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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It's super easy to make a lot of piss
January 15, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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GROWLER
January 15, 2026 at 4:01 AM
They call it that because any participating coyote will refill it for a nominal fee
January 15, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Eat the cabbage, use THAT piss
January 15, 2026 at 3:48 AM