Keith Decent
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If a horse went bankrupt would it wear a barrel like this, like this, or like this?
November 15, 2024 at 1:39 AM
If a horse went bankrupt would it wear a barrel like this, like this, or like this?
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The brick in question
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
The brick in question
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Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
This post isn’t old, it’s vintage
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This post isn’t old, it’s vintage
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I invented this thing called The Utility Mat
It’s a silicone work mat that captures excess mixed resin and forms it into useful tools and items (Stir sticks, scrapers, spreaders etc) instead of amorphous trash. You work right on top of it
I make them myself and sell them at keithdecent.com
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It’s a silicone work mat that captures excess mixed resin and forms it into useful tools and items (Stir sticks, scrapers, spreaders etc) instead of amorphous trash. You work right on top of it
I make them myself and sell them at keithdecent.com
🧶
November 3, 2024 at 8:51 AM
I invented this thing called The Utility Mat
It’s a silicone work mat that captures excess mixed resin and forms it into useful tools and items (Stir sticks, scrapers, spreaders etc) instead of amorphous trash. You work right on top of it
I make them myself and sell them at keithdecent.com
🧶
It’s a silicone work mat that captures excess mixed resin and forms it into useful tools and items (Stir sticks, scrapers, spreaders etc) instead of amorphous trash. You work right on top of it
I make them myself and sell them at keithdecent.com
🧶
It’s nothing compared to the pressure his urinary bladder puts on his enlarged prostate amirite?
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It’s nothing compared to the pressure his urinary bladder puts on his enlarged prostate amirite?
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Being an extremely online DIYer:
Stage 1: watch the instructional video. Repeat the process. Do the thing
Stage 2: skim the process video. Improvise the process. Do the thing
Stage 3: watch the inspirational video. Reverse engineer the process. Do the thing.
Stage 1: watch the instructional video. Repeat the process. Do the thing
Stage 2: skim the process video. Improvise the process. Do the thing
Stage 3: watch the inspirational video. Reverse engineer the process. Do the thing.
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Being an extremely online DIYer:
Stage 1: watch the instructional video. Repeat the process. Do the thing
Stage 2: skim the process video. Improvise the process. Do the thing
Stage 3: watch the inspirational video. Reverse engineer the process. Do the thing.
Stage 1: watch the instructional video. Repeat the process. Do the thing
Stage 2: skim the process video. Improvise the process. Do the thing
Stage 3: watch the inspirational video. Reverse engineer the process. Do the thing.
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If you were actually funny, you'd be a shitposter too because it's the only rational thing to do in a world that is crushing us all.
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
If you were actually funny, you'd be a shitposter too because it's the only rational thing to do in a world that is crushing us all.
Being an extremely online DIYer:
Stage 1: watch the instructional video. Repeat the process. Do the thing
Stage 2: skim the process video. Improvise the process. Do the thing
Stage 3: watch the inspirational video. Reverse engineer the process. Do the thing.
Stage 1: watch the instructional video. Repeat the process. Do the thing
Stage 2: skim the process video. Improvise the process. Do the thing
Stage 3: watch the inspirational video. Reverse engineer the process. Do the thing.
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Being an extremely online DIYer:
Stage 1: watch the instructional video. Repeat the process. Do the thing
Stage 2: skim the process video. Improvise the process. Do the thing
Stage 3: watch the inspirational video. Reverse engineer the process. Do the thing.
Stage 1: watch the instructional video. Repeat the process. Do the thing
Stage 2: skim the process video. Improvise the process. Do the thing
Stage 3: watch the inspirational video. Reverse engineer the process. Do the thing.
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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thinking about getting a lobotomy so I can make the big money writing for legacy print media
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
thinking about getting a lobotomy so I can make the big money writing for legacy print media
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So my post got like 5 million views and 45k likes on Threads and I am happy to report that place has no soul
It’s legit 90% rage bait
It’s legit 90% rage bait
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
So my post got like 5 million views and 45k likes on Threads and I am happy to report that place has no soul
It’s legit 90% rage bait
It’s legit 90% rage bait
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
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November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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You’re from Atlanta? Ok say hi to Aquaman for me lol
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 AM
You’re from Atlanta? Ok say hi to Aquaman for me lol
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Ok but if a dragon said it, you’d be clamoring for the ISBN
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Ok but if a dragon said it, you’d be clamoring for the ISBN
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My buddy Dave and his kid are doing a 24 hour gaming livestream so go check them out and maybe donate to their Extra Life!
YetiPoet - Twitch
24hr EXTRA LIFE STREAM! 4am Eastern Time
www.twitch.tv
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
My buddy Dave and his kid are doing a 24 hour gaming livestream so go check them out and maybe donate to their Extra Life!
My buddy Dave and his kid are doing a 24 hour gaming livestream so go check them out and maybe donate to their Extra Life!
YetiPoet - Twitch
24hr EXTRA LIFE STREAM! 4am Eastern Time
www.twitch.tv
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
My buddy Dave and his kid are doing a 24 hour gaming livestream so go check them out and maybe donate to their Extra Life!