Keith Decent
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waking up in 2026 like
January 3, 2026 at 1:41 PM
waking up in 2026 like
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Ok but like we all thought she was supposed to be hangin by her belly button ring, right?
January 16, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Ok but like we all thought she was supposed to be hangin by her belly button ring, right?
Ok but like we all thought she was supposed to be hangin by her belly button ring, right?
January 16, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Ok but like we all thought she was supposed to be hangin by her belly button ring, right?
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Gavin Newsom has never had a homeless, a working unhoused, or an affordable housing advocate on his podcast despite governing California.
So yeah I think it’s weird that he’s entertained & platformed multiple fascists while grinning, nodding & relenting to their easily defeatable talking points.
So yeah I think it’s weird that he’s entertained & platformed multiple fascists while grinning, nodding & relenting to their easily defeatable talking points.
January 16, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Gavin Newsom has never had a homeless, a working unhoused, or an affordable housing advocate on his podcast despite governing California.
So yeah I think it’s weird that he’s entertained & platformed multiple fascists while grinning, nodding & relenting to their easily defeatable talking points.
So yeah I think it’s weird that he’s entertained & platformed multiple fascists while grinning, nodding & relenting to their easily defeatable talking points.
No one ever remembers the dude in the ill-fitting cowboy hat catchin dome in the opening credits of Blade
January 16, 2026 at 4:34 AM
No one ever remembers the dude in the ill-fitting cowboy hat catchin dome in the opening credits of Blade
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We love a Presidential candidate who collapsed like a lawn chair at the slightest pushback
very cool!
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
We love a Presidential candidate who collapsed like a lawn chair at the slightest pushback
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This is an astonishingly good idea
GAP should get on that
GAP should get on that
I believe we can solve the male loneliness epidemic AND give all of these mediocre white dudes somewhere better to put their energy but you’re not gonna like it
we need another Swing revival
we need another Swing revival
January 16, 2026 at 2:41 AM
This is an astonishingly good idea
GAP should get on that
GAP should get on that
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I believe we can solve the male loneliness epidemic AND give all of these mediocre white dudes somewhere better to put their energy but you’re not gonna like it
we need another Swing revival
we need another Swing revival
January 16, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I believe we can solve the male loneliness epidemic AND give all of these mediocre white dudes somewhere better to put their energy but you’re not gonna like it
we need another Swing revival
we need another Swing revival
I believe we can solve the male loneliness epidemic AND give all of these mediocre white dudes somewhere better to put their energy but you’re not gonna like it
we need another Swing revival
we need another Swing revival
January 16, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I believe we can solve the male loneliness epidemic AND give all of these mediocre white dudes somewhere better to put their energy but you’re not gonna like it
we need another Swing revival
we need another Swing revival
None of the recipes for arepas tell you the inside is essentially napalm
January 15, 2026 at 11:54 PM
None of the recipes for arepas tell you the inside is essentially napalm
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People really have the audacity to ask why do you hate Gavin Newsom on this website
January 15, 2026 at 8:17 PM
People really have the audacity to ask why do you hate Gavin Newsom on this website
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When ppl bring up Gavin Newsom, you can just remind them he dated a 19-year-old when he was the 39-year-old mayor is San Francisco as a quick test to see if they’re worth talking to about his potential candidacy
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
When ppl bring up Gavin Newsom, you can just remind them he dated a 19-year-old when he was the 39-year-old mayor is San Francisco as a quick test to see if they’re worth talking to about his potential candidacy
People really have the audacity to ask why do you hate Gavin Newsom on this website
January 15, 2026 at 8:17 PM
People really have the audacity to ask why do you hate Gavin Newsom on this website
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They have no idea how bad they fucked up by telling everyone they got covered in piss
Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
January 15, 2026 at 3:08 AM
They have no idea how bad they fucked up by telling everyone they got covered in piss
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Demonstrators apparently retrieved from the cars belonging to ICE these "challenge coins" that ICE mercenaries receive when they carry out arrests.
This one is decorated with a skull wearing a crown.
ICE mercenaries serve king death. They are evil incarnate.
This one is decorated with a skull wearing a crown.
ICE mercenaries serve king death. They are evil incarnate.
January 15, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Demonstrators apparently retrieved from the cars belonging to ICE these "challenge coins" that ICE mercenaries receive when they carry out arrests.
This one is decorated with a skull wearing a crown.
ICE mercenaries serve king death. They are evil incarnate.
This one is decorated with a skull wearing a crown.
ICE mercenaries serve king death. They are evil incarnate.
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please we must only support pissful protests 🙏🏿
January 15, 2026 at 4:45 AM
please we must only support pissful protests 🙏🏿
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It's super easy to make a lot of piss
January 15, 2026 at 4:20 AM
It's super easy to make a lot of piss
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GROWLER
January 15, 2026 at 4:01 AM
GROWLER
Also, unrelatedly, those restaurant containers they drink out of in The Bear hold a lot more liquid and open a lot more easily
I was thinking how bad it would be if people just showed up with bottles full of piss and threw them at ice vehicles and agents, especially in sub freezing temperatures with them wearing those masks. What a disaster that would be
January 15, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Also, unrelatedly, those restaurant containers they drink out of in The Bear hold a lot more liquid and open a lot more easily
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It would be terrible if this became a thing
January 15, 2026 at 3:09 AM
It would be terrible if this became a thing
They have no idea how bad they fucked up by telling everyone they got covered in piss
Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
January 15, 2026 at 3:08 AM
They have no idea how bad they fucked up by telling everyone they got covered in piss
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Australian Lord of the Rings:
“We are being pursued.”
“Uruk Hai?”
“I’m fine, thanks, but those big monster guys with the face paint are after us.”
“We are being pursued.”
“Uruk Hai?”
“I’m fine, thanks, but those big monster guys with the face paint are after us.”
January 3, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Australian Lord of the Rings:
“We are being pursued.”
“Uruk Hai?”
“I’m fine, thanks, but those big monster guys with the face paint are after us.”
“We are being pursued.”
“Uruk Hai?”
“I’m fine, thanks, but those big monster guys with the face paint are after us.”
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Still have a bunch of these in various colorways if you’re feeling ways about things
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January 4, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Still have a bunch of these in various colorways if you’re feeling ways about things
www.keithdecent.com/shop/Souveni...
#bsnm 🧶
www.keithdecent.com/shop/Souveni...
#bsnm 🧶
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I know what I saw May 25, 2020
I know what I saw on Jan 6, 2021
I know what I saw on Jan 7, 2025
I know what I saw on Jan 6, 2021
I know what I saw on Jan 7, 2025
George Floyd died of a “medical incident” according to the agency statement.
January 15, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I know what I saw May 25, 2020
I know what I saw on Jan 6, 2021
I know what I saw on Jan 7, 2025
I know what I saw on Jan 6, 2021
I know what I saw on Jan 7, 2025
I’m blown away by the pure, high-octane self-denial it must have taken for him to have purchased that couch and filing cabinet
the vice president listens to a guy who by his own account shares this bedroom with rodents and biting insects
January 15, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I’m blown away by the pure, high-octane self-denial it must have taken for him to have purchased that couch and filing cabinet