Keith Decent
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Ok but like we all thought she was supposed to be hangin by her belly button ring, right?
January 16, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Ok but like we all thought she was supposed to be hangin by her belly button ring, right?
No one ever remembers the dude in the ill-fitting cowboy hat catchin dome in the opening credits of Blade
January 16, 2026 at 4:34 AM
No one ever remembers the dude in the ill-fitting cowboy hat catchin dome in the opening credits of Blade
If I can say one thing about America it’s that we keep our streets well lit
January 15, 2026 at 1:58 AM
If I can say one thing about America it’s that we keep our streets well lit
So, what, is my ISP now blocking site access? Or the original servers or what?
It’s possible the website went permission only in order to block the does attacks
It’s possible the website went permission only in order to block the does attacks
January 14, 2026 at 6:21 AM
So, what, is my ISP now blocking site access? Or the original servers or what?
It’s possible the website went permission only in order to block the does attacks
It’s possible the website went permission only in order to block the does attacks
Any day I have to use any sort of roofing adhesive is the worst day of my life
January 13, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Any day I have to use any sort of roofing adhesive is the worst day of my life
Maybe one of these
January 13, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Maybe one of these
For real tho every time I see this video there’s another random persons floating head blocking 1/4 of the screen
January 12, 2026 at 10:51 AM
For real tho every time I see this video there’s another random persons floating head blocking 1/4 of the screen
I fuckin love technology
January 11, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I fuckin love technology
Here’s PBS’ Trace Dominguez doing a malpractice as I loom from a dark corner
(I added a beeping piezo because the buzzer wouldn’t be heard over the crowd noise)
(I added a beeping piezo because the buzzer wouldn’t be heard over the crowd noise)
January 11, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Here’s PBS’ Trace Dominguez doing a malpractice as I loom from a dark corner
(I added a beeping piezo because the buzzer wouldn’t be heard over the crowd noise)
(I added a beeping piezo because the buzzer wouldn’t be heard over the crowd noise)
Introduce yourself with four MECHS. 🤖
January 8, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Introduce yourself with four MECHS. 🤖
Why? Why under light steve Gutenberg? Why is Tonia Harding there? Why do some of them look like their parts were filmed in the parking lot yet others look like they were professionally filmed while recording? Why did they edit George Wendt’s clip like that? Why did they only get Vanilli?
January 7, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Why? Why under light steve Gutenberg? Why is Tonia Harding there? Why do some of them look like their parts were filmed in the parking lot yet others look like they were professionally filmed while recording? Why did they edit George Wendt’s clip like that? Why did they only get Vanilli?
“Introduce yourself with what almost killed you”
Neurodivergent people:
Neurodivergent people:
January 6, 2026 at 6:01 AM
“Introduce yourself with what almost killed you”
Neurodivergent people:
Neurodivergent people:
Lol can I wear this like a crown on my head
January 6, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Lol can I wear this like a crown on my head
Still have a bunch of these in various colorways if you’re feeling ways about things
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#bsnm 🧶
www.keithdecent.com/shop/Souveni...
#bsnm 🧶
January 4, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Still have a bunch of these in various colorways if you’re feeling ways about things
www.keithdecent.com/shop/Souveni...
#bsnm 🧶
www.keithdecent.com/shop/Souveni...
#bsnm 🧶
Do you think they all find out what suit Trump is wearing to the meeting then each go out on a similar suit, and then all just sit around pretending to be guys with the same exact taste in suits?
January 4, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Do you think they all find out what suit Trump is wearing to the meeting then each go out on a similar suit, and then all just sit around pretending to be guys with the same exact taste in suits?
waking up in 2026 like
January 3, 2026 at 1:41 PM
waking up in 2026 like
Guys over 40 on dating apps:
December 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Guys over 40 on dating apps:
And because I don’t feel like going back past this summer, this person sent me a mean DM then blocked me:
December 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
And because I don’t feel like going back past this summer, this person sent me a mean DM then blocked me:
I honestly and realistically thought that these jokes were so idiot proof that no one would mistake them for real posts. Thats on me
December 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I honestly and realistically thought that these jokes were so idiot proof that no one would mistake them for real posts. Thats on me
How dare anyone joke, we are in literal hell
December 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
How dare anyone joke, we are in literal hell
These two were so on the nose that my brain refused to believe they weren’t doing a bit:
December 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
These two were so on the nose that my brain refused to believe they weren’t doing a bit:
Oh boy. Well there was this guy who got REAL mad and made like 15 posts trying to prove I was spreading disinformation because he didn’t understand a Parks and Rec reference
Let’s see what else..
Let’s see what else..
December 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Oh boy. Well there was this guy who got REAL mad and made like 15 posts trying to prove I was spreading disinformation because he didn’t understand a Parks and Rec reference
Let’s see what else..
Let’s see what else..