Reverend Jesus "H" Christ
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Highest priest in the Ankh-Morpork Poster’s Guild.
Did you know you can just watch cartoons for FREE?
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#Discordian, armed veteran, nerd, grease monkey, G+ escapee, VR streamer, he/him/dude. Seattle-ish.
Author of Operation Brownie Pockets.
Did you know you can just watch cartoons for FREE?
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#Discordian, armed veteran, nerd, grease monkey, G+ escapee, VR streamer, he/him/dude. Seattle-ish.
Author of Operation Brownie Pockets.
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DISCORDIAN SERVICES ARCHIVE: Repeal Day, 47.AFT.3191 | Reverend Jesus
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#DISCORDIAN SERVICES ARCHIVE 1/4:
Repeal Day, 47.AFT.3191
GUESTS: @tlknoell.bsky.social
CARTOONS:
The Little House (1952)
Old Mother Hubbard (1935)
Escape From Magma Hell (1977)
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Repeal Day, 47.AFT.3191
GUESTS: @tlknoell.bsky.social
CARTOONS:
The Little House (1952)
Old Mother Hubbard (1935)
Escape From Magma Hell (1977)
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Dexter's Lab - Rude Removal (Uncut)
YouTube video by JustJimmyPERU
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December 7, 2025 at 7:19 AM
The Swayzie Express is pullin’ into town, boys
December 7, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Better animation than Wolf Tracer's Dinosaur Island, though @markhamillofficial.bsky.social it's not your fault man, it was a paycheck; I get it
computer graphics (1980) www.cs.cmu.edu/~ph/nyit/geo...
December 7, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Better animation than Wolf Tracer's Dinosaur Island, though @markhamillofficial.bsky.social it's not your fault man, it was a paycheck; I get it
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we like the thread going around about role models for positive masculinity and it got us thinking about small examples of that, like how the Kraken broadcast crew always say Oscar Fisker-Molgaard's full hyphenated name even though it's not on his jersey bc he told them it makes his mom happy
December 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
we like the thread going around about role models for positive masculinity and it got us thinking about small examples of that, like how the Kraken broadcast crew always say Oscar Fisker-Molgaard's full hyphenated name even though it's not on his jersey bc he told them it makes his mom happy
I have the best fans
December 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I have the best fans
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"On their walk home [from school], Pérez's [8-year-old] daughter leaned over her [6-year-old] brother and chided him for speaking Spanish in public. ... [H]er teacher had warned her that federal agents might be listening."
Trump promised free plane tickets and $1,000 “exit bonuses” to immigrants who opted to self-deport.
ProPublica spoke to a dozen Venezuelan immigrants who said they followed the president’s instructions, yet never received the promised assistance.
(Published October 2025)
ProPublica spoke to a dozen Venezuelan immigrants who said they followed the president’s instructions, yet never received the promised assistance.
(Published October 2025)
“I Don’t Want to Be Here Anymore”: They Tried to Self-Deport, Then Got Stranded in Trump’s America
Venezuelan immigrants signed up for a Trump-promoted app called CBP Home, which promised a safe and easy way to leave the country, and prepared to leave on their given departure dates. Those dates hav...
www.propublica.org
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
"On their walk home [from school], Pérez's [8-year-old] daughter leaned over her [6-year-old] brother and chided him for speaking Spanish in public. ... [H]er teacher had warned her that federal agents might be listening."
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Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
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hey do you want to show appreciation to your loved ones in discord dms or other places that use markdown, but struggle with earnest vulnerability? boy howdy, look no further!
(alternatively, if the meaningful message doesn’t matter, just take a sharpie to a letter and send it in the mail) #comic
(alternatively, if the meaningful message doesn’t matter, just take a sharpie to a letter and send it in the mail) #comic
![2 panel comic titled “A Guide to Telling Your Friends How Much You Love Them” by Alex Plante
1. write a nice, vulnerable heartfelt message. struggle to hit "send" because society has dumb implied rules, and you are a COWARD.
[drawing] message that reads:
hey I just wanted to tell you that I am so glad we're friends! I'm a better person than I was before I met you, and knowing you has improved my life in every way. Thanks for always being there for me! Nothing makes me happier than dicking around and talking shit with you. I will always be there, fighting in your corner. Love you forever (or until I die) <3
2. strategically place spoiler tags. now it's funny, so you HAVE to send it, or go to jail for the crime of
"not committing to the bit" haha get cherished, losers!
[drawing] same message, but words have been redacted to make it read:
“hey just wanted to tell you that I’m a better person than you in every way. Thanks for Nothing dick shit. I will fight you forever until I die.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rd3qfi4wgintxoldjqkjtjty/bafkreie64unhvebb6d3rvxl2jpcvxp2tqnswanvt4abcsnigd2pkxc463u@jpeg)
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
hey do you want to show appreciation to your loved ones in discord dms or other places that use markdown, but struggle with earnest vulnerability? boy howdy, look no further!
(alternatively, if the meaningful message doesn’t matter, just take a sharpie to a letter and send it in the mail) #comic
(alternatively, if the meaningful message doesn’t matter, just take a sharpie to a letter and send it in the mail) #comic
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Saw a post at some point that said Fraggles are Appalachian Muppets and yeah honestly that checks out
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Saw a post at some point that said Fraggles are Appalachian Muppets and yeah honestly that checks out
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It's a real list. We keep it in Canada. It goes to another school. You wouldn't know it.
EXCLUSIVE: Pete Hegseth ordered the U.S. military on Sept. 2 to kill all 11 people on a suspected drug-smuggling boat because they were on an internal list of military targets, the commander overseeing the operation told lawmakers, according to multiple sources.
Admiral told lawmakers everyone on alleged drug boat was on a list of military targets
Adm. Frank Bradley said U.S. intelligence had identified the 11 people on the boat and determined the military was authorized to kill them as part of Trump’s campaign against alleged drug-smuggling vessels.
nbcnews.to
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
It's a real list. We keep it in Canada. It goes to another school. You wouldn't know it.
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tired: kill the cop in your head
wired: stop jerking it to officer hopps
wired: stop jerking it to officer hopps
Acab means all. Including the fantasy rabbit
May 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
tired: kill the cop in your head
wired: stop jerking it to officer hopps
wired: stop jerking it to officer hopps
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How does a fox become a pig?
December 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
How does a fox become a pig?
@jfrancisfright.bsky.social hey have you done anything released as CC0, by any chance?
December 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
@jfrancisfright.bsky.social hey have you done anything released as CC0, by any chance?
TRADITIONAL ANIMATION LIVES @pubtoons.com
Keep it together keep it together kEEp iT ToGEthErRrrR...
My very first piece of 100% traditional animation - pencils on paper, ink & paint on cells. Not too shabby for a 1st attempt!
PATREON- patreon.com/jfrancisfright
SUBSCRIBESTAR- subscribestar.adult/jfrancisfright
#Animation #Jax #TADC #Art
My very first piece of 100% traditional animation - pencils on paper, ink & paint on cells. Not too shabby for a 1st attempt!
PATREON- patreon.com/jfrancisfright
SUBSCRIBESTAR- subscribestar.adult/jfrancisfright
#Animation #Jax #TADC #Art
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
TRADITIONAL ANIMATION LIVES @pubtoons.com
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THIS 👇👇👇
Fuck Zootopia, Zootopia fucking sucks, and no, I haven't seen the sequel and I never will. Even if I didn't swear to never give Disney my money again if I can help it, which I did, y'all can miss me with that kiddie copaganda garbage.
Fuck Zootopia, Zootopia fucking sucks, and no, I haven't seen the sequel and I never will. Even if I didn't swear to never give Disney my money again if I can help it, which I did, y'all can miss me with that kiddie copaganda garbage.
It's fucked up that the new generation of Furries have to get converted by copaganda instead of a slick ass criminal.
December 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
THIS 👇👇👇
Fuck Zootopia, Zootopia fucking sucks, and no, I haven't seen the sequel and I never will. Even if I didn't swear to never give Disney my money again if I can help it, which I did, y'all can miss me with that kiddie copaganda garbage.
Fuck Zootopia, Zootopia fucking sucks, and no, I haven't seen the sequel and I never will. Even if I didn't swear to never give Disney my money again if I can help it, which I did, y'all can miss me with that kiddie copaganda garbage.
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Can confirm 🇨🇦🇺🇸
December 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Can confirm 🇨🇦🇺🇸
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They aren't all. Alan Moore is a decent person for instance.
And they don't have to be, they CHOOSE to be.
But as an artist myself, I don't think talent & goodness necessarily coexist. One should never mistake an ability to make art for human decency; the two are separate.
Sadly.
And they don't have to be, they CHOOSE to be.
But as an artist myself, I don't think talent & goodness necessarily coexist. One should never mistake an ability to make art for human decency; the two are separate.
Sadly.
December 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
They aren't all. Alan Moore is a decent person for instance.
And they don't have to be, they CHOOSE to be.
But as an artist myself, I don't think talent & goodness necessarily coexist. One should never mistake an ability to make art for human decency; the two are separate.
Sadly.
And they don't have to be, they CHOOSE to be.
But as an artist myself, I don't think talent & goodness necessarily coexist. One should never mistake an ability to make art for human decency; the two are separate.
Sadly.
Public service announcement
December 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Public service announcement
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This reminds me of a favorite local crime story, in which a shop-vac was stolen from a work van.
But the “work” was pest control, and the shop-vac was filled with hundreds of live and angry giant hornets.
But the “work” was pest control, and the shop-vac was filled with hundreds of live and angry giant hornets.
Vacuum filled with hundreds of hornets stolen from Philadelphia Bee Co. truck
'Those girls should be full of life and extra spicy,' owner Don Shump says of the giant queens he removed from a property last Thursday
www.phillyvoice.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This reminds me of a favorite local crime story, in which a shop-vac was stolen from a work van.
But the “work” was pest control, and the shop-vac was filled with hundreds of live and angry giant hornets.
But the “work” was pest control, and the shop-vac was filled with hundreds of live and angry giant hornets.
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If I attempted an insurrection & the administration after me not only failed to enact consequences but also allowed me the opportunity to come into power again I would also learn the lesson that I can do whatever the fuck I want and nobody with power will ever try to stop me.
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
If I attempted an insurrection & the administration after me not only failed to enact consequences but also allowed me the opportunity to come into power again I would also learn the lesson that I can do whatever the fuck I want and nobody with power will ever try to stop me.
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Elon Musk is about to become the first trillionaire.
The reason poverty exists in the wealthiest country on earth isn't because we can't feed the poor — it's because we can't satisfy the rich.
We should tax trillionaires out of existence.
The reason poverty exists in the wealthiest country on earth isn't because we can't feed the poor — it's because we can't satisfy the rich.
We should tax trillionaires out of existence.
December 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Elon Musk is about to become the first trillionaire.
The reason poverty exists in the wealthiest country on earth isn't because we can't feed the poor — it's because we can't satisfy the rich.
We should tax trillionaires out of existence.
The reason poverty exists in the wealthiest country on earth isn't because we can't feed the poor — it's because we can't satisfy the rich.
We should tax trillionaires out of existence.
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DO YOU LIKE GOTH SHIT? Start with Mort, the first of the Death books.
DO YOU LIKE DRAGONS? Start with Guards! Guards! the first of the Watch books.
DO YOU LIKE ANTITHEISM? Start with Small Gods, a standalone skewering of organized religion.
From there, follow this guide to find your next book.
DO YOU LIKE DRAGONS? Start with Guards! Guards! the first of the Watch books.
DO YOU LIKE ANTITHEISM? Start with Small Gods, a standalone skewering of organized religion.
From there, follow this guide to find your next book.
July 17, 2023 at 11:16 PM
DO YOU LIKE GOTH SHIT? Start with Mort, the first of the Death books.
DO YOU LIKE DRAGONS? Start with Guards! Guards! the first of the Watch books.
DO YOU LIKE ANTITHEISM? Start with Small Gods, a standalone skewering of organized religion.
From there, follow this guide to find your next book.
DO YOU LIKE DRAGONS? Start with Guards! Guards! the first of the Watch books.
DO YOU LIKE ANTITHEISM? Start with Small Gods, a standalone skewering of organized religion.
From there, follow this guide to find your next book.
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zwarte piet fact: zwarte piet is sinterklaas’ moorish slave in dutch folklore. the character originated in the 19th century, when racism was an adventure.
December 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
zwarte piet fact: zwarte piet is sinterklaas’ moorish slave in dutch folklore. the character originated in the 19th century, when racism was an adventure.