Reverend Jesus "🎄" Christ
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Highest priest in the Ankh-Morpork Poster’s Guild.
Did you know you can just watch cartoons for FREE?
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#Discordian, armed veteran, nerd, grease monkey, G+ escapee, VR streamer, he/him/dude. Seattle-ish.
Author of Operation Brownie Pockets.
Did you know you can just watch cartoons for FREE?
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#Discordian, armed veteran, nerd, grease monkey, G+ escapee, VR streamer, he/him/dude. Seattle-ish.
Author of Operation Brownie Pockets.
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DISCORDIAN SERVICES ARCHIVE: Repeal Day, 47.AFT.3191 | Reverend Jesus
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#DISCORDIAN SERVICES ARCHIVE 1/4:
Repeal Day, 47.AFT.3191
GUESTS: @tlknoell.bsky.social
CARTOONS:
The Little House (1952)
Old Mother Hubbard (1935)
Escape From Magma Hell (1977)
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Repeal Day, 47.AFT.3191
GUESTS: @tlknoell.bsky.social
CARTOONS:
The Little House (1952)
Old Mother Hubbard (1935)
Escape From Magma Hell (1977)
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Hare Meets Hare (1943) is just one of the 3,000-odd animated films we run 24/7 over on @pubtoons.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Hare Meets Hare (1943) is just one of the 3,000-odd animated films we run 24/7 over on @pubtoons.com
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I knew Trump chose mortgage fraud to go after his enemies with phony charges of because it's a crime he's quite familiar with. He probably thinks everyone does it.
And when @propublica.org called him to ask him about it, he hung up on them.
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
And when @propublica.org called him to ask him about it, he hung up on them.
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
Trump’s Own Mortgages Match His Description of Mortgage Fraud, Records Reveal
The Trump administration has argued that Fed board member Lisa Cook may have committed mortgage fraud by declaring more than one primary residence on her loans. We found Trump once did the very thing ...
www.propublica.org
December 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I knew Trump chose mortgage fraud to go after his enemies with phony charges of because it's a crime he's quite familiar with. He probably thinks everyone does it.
And when @propublica.org called him to ask him about it, he hung up on them.
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
And when @propublica.org called him to ask him about it, he hung up on them.
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
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After a backroom meeting with Donald Trump and a donation to the Trump ballroom, NVIDIA got a deal to sell the most advanced AI chip it has ever sold to China.
The NVIDIA CEO should testify under oath in Congress.
The NVIDIA CEO should testify under oath in Congress.
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
After a backroom meeting with Donald Trump and a donation to the Trump ballroom, NVIDIA got a deal to sell the most advanced AI chip it has ever sold to China.
The NVIDIA CEO should testify under oath in Congress.
The NVIDIA CEO should testify under oath in Congress.
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Senate Republicans are trying to hide how bad Trump’s unqualified and radical nominees are by moving them forward in one package.
Americans deserve to see for themselves who they’re trying to appoint to serious positions of power.
Americans deserve to see for themselves who they’re trying to appoint to serious positions of power.
December 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Senate Republicans are trying to hide how bad Trump’s unqualified and radical nominees are by moving them forward in one package.
Americans deserve to see for themselves who they’re trying to appoint to serious positions of power.
Americans deserve to see for themselves who they’re trying to appoint to serious positions of power.
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The best way to get close with your constituents is to mosh with them.
December 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The best way to get close with your constituents is to mosh with them.
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As the Israeli government prepares to upgrade & expand illegal West Bank settlements — an immoral policy designed to dismember Palestinian communities — Ben Gvir, who was convicted of promoting terrorism & has been elevated by Netanyahu, is sporting a noose lapel pin.
Truly vile
Truly vile
December 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
As the Israeli government prepares to upgrade & expand illegal West Bank settlements — an immoral policy designed to dismember Palestinian communities — Ben Gvir, who was convicted of promoting terrorism & has been elevated by Netanyahu, is sporting a noose lapel pin.
Truly vile
Truly vile
"Operation Slur"
Exclusive: ICE has developed a plan to arrest undocumented migrants who try to voluntarily leave the U.S. via the Mexico border, so they can face formal removal.
Why bother? Possibly to juice deportation numbers.
It's being referred to as "Operation Irish Goodbye."
www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-pl...
Why bother? Possibly to juice deportation numbers.
It's being referred to as "Operation Irish Goodbye."
www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-pl...
ICE Has A Surprising New Plan To Arrest People Already Leaving The U.S.
“Operation Irish Goodbye,” as it’s being called, could be aimed at boosting numbers for Trump’s much-hyped deportation campaign.
www.huffpost.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
"Operation Slur"
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
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December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
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Exclusive: ICE has developed a plan to arrest undocumented migrants who try to voluntarily leave the U.S. via the Mexico border, so they can face formal removal.
Why bother? Possibly to juice deportation numbers.
It's being referred to as "Operation Irish Goodbye."
www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-pl...
Why bother? Possibly to juice deportation numbers.
It's being referred to as "Operation Irish Goodbye."
www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-pl...
ICE Has A Surprising New Plan To Arrest People Already Leaving The U.S.
“Operation Irish Goodbye,” as it’s being called, could be aimed at boosting numbers for Trump’s much-hyped deportation campaign.
www.huffpost.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Exclusive: ICE has developed a plan to arrest undocumented migrants who try to voluntarily leave the U.S. via the Mexico border, so they can face formal removal.
Why bother? Possibly to juice deportation numbers.
It's being referred to as "Operation Irish Goodbye."
www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-pl...
Why bother? Possibly to juice deportation numbers.
It's being referred to as "Operation Irish Goodbye."
www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-pl...
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Glad to see people talking about Penn Jillette. The 2024 interview was done by me. I found him to be a refreshingly reflective, self-critical individual who has remained curious and willing to evolve.
December 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Glad to see people talking about Penn Jillette. The 2024 interview was done by me. I found him to be a refreshingly reflective, self-critical individual who has remained curious and willing to evolve.
"Sick beets, brother"
December 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Sick beets, brother"
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We have issued a Freedom of Information Act request for the video of the Venezuelan air strike. And if the government will not release it, we will have to access it from Pete Hegseth’s “Kinetic Warrior Lethality” Discord server.
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
We have issued a Freedom of Information Act request for the video of the Venezuelan air strike. And if the government will not release it, we will have to access it from Pete Hegseth’s “Kinetic Warrior Lethality” Discord server.
"He didn't say that, and even if he did it's fine because he was right"
December 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"He didn't say that, and even if he did it's fine because he was right"
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His greed sickens me...
December 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
His greed sickens me...
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We had to kill them because they were trying not to die
December 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
We had to kill them because they were trying not to die
Wow, the 21st-remake of "Born in East L.A." is gonna be pretty dark
"She said she repeatedly told the agents she’s a U.S. citizen.
“I just kept repeating it — I’m a U.S.-born citizen. I was born and raised here. This is my home. My baby’s waiting for me...”
She screamed “Leave me alone...”
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
“I just kept repeating it — I’m a U.S.-born citizen. I was born and raised here. This is my home. My baby’s waiting for me...”
She screamed “Leave me alone...”
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Video shows masked Border Patrol agent chasing woman back to her Louisiana home
Jacelynn Guzman said she is a U.S.-born citizen. The Department of Homeland Security said Friday that it "determined the individual in question was not the target."
www.nbcnews.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Wow, the 21st-remake of "Born in East L.A." is gonna be pretty dark
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It's a longshot people will get this joke
December 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It's a longshot people will get this joke
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Some of you may be like “what about people who can’t breastfeed or babies who can’t latch” and the answer is that he wants your babies to die
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Some of you may be like “what about people who can’t breastfeed or babies who can’t latch” and the answer is that he wants your babies to die
Fucking ghouls
we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
December 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Fucking ghouls
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The US pro-RU propaganda has literally intensified today. Luna has met with Dmitriev several times in DC.
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The US pro-RU propaganda has literally intensified today. Luna has met with Dmitriev several times in DC.
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If it hasn't been said, I'll say it: No woman of color would ever be defended in this "she's just a smol bean" fashion & many Black, Latina, Asian & Indigenous women have had their lives & careers destroyed for nothing, or for far, far less. Same goes for trans women. These are just fucking facts.
Possibly the only thing more freakish than Nuzzi's prose is the contortions her defenders twist themselves into. "She's not just hot, but she definitely is hot, while also being a vulnerable smol child. Also, criticizing her is sexist."
December 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
If it hasn't been said, I'll say it: No woman of color would ever be defended in this "she's just a smol bean" fashion & many Black, Latina, Asian & Indigenous women have had their lives & careers destroyed for nothing, or for far, far less. Same goes for trans women. These are just fucking facts.
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Watching minority groups slit their own throats supporting Trump to gain whiteness they will never attain is a trip.
December 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Watching minority groups slit their own throats supporting Trump to gain whiteness they will never attain is a trip.
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♥️ “ICE looked at that school, saw a community standing up for families, and decided it wasn’t worth it.”
December 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
♥️ “ICE looked at that school, saw a community standing up for families, and decided it wasn’t worth it.”