Reverend Jesus "🎄" Christ
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#Discordian, armed veteran, nerd, grease monkey, G+ escapee, VR streamer, he/him/dude. Seattle-ish.
Author of Operation Brownie Pockets.
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#Discordian, armed veteran, nerd, grease monkey, G+ escapee, VR streamer, he/him/dude. Seattle-ish.
Author of Operation Brownie Pockets.
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DISCORDIAN SERVICES ARCHIVE: Repeal Day, 47.AFT.3191 | Reverend Jesus
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#DISCORDIAN SERVICES ARCHIVE 1/4:
Repeal Day, 47.AFT.3191
GUESTS: @tlknoell.bsky.social
CARTOONS:
The Little House (1952)
Old Mother Hubbard (1935)
Escape From Magma Hell (1977)
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Repeal Day, 47.AFT.3191
GUESTS: @tlknoell.bsky.social
CARTOONS:
The Little House (1952)
Old Mother Hubbard (1935)
Escape From Magma Hell (1977)
www.patreon.com/posts/discor...
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I'm in council chambers for the city council's vote on a new police contract that gives cops $126,000 a year after six months without any significant accountability gains.
December 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I'm in council chambers for the city council's vote on a new police contract that gives cops $126,000 a year after six months without any significant accountability gains.
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One barrier is ID checks. Imagine living in one of the 12 U.S. states where abortion is illegal and just trying to learn about abortion on Reddit or YouTube then having to hand over your ID. If at any point you actually seek out an abortion, this info can be used to incriminate you.
The U.S. is mirroring a pattern that has happened in authoritarian regimes around the world. When a government erects barriers to reproductive care, it doesn’t just cause death and suffering for women and their families. Such policies are often a first step in the gradual decline of democracies.
Opinion | Banning Abortion a Hallmark of Authoritarian Regimes
Seda Saluk writes about how U.S. policy on abortion rights has started to mirror patterns seen in authoritarian regimes around the world.
www.mississippifreepress.org
December 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
One barrier is ID checks. Imagine living in one of the 12 U.S. states where abortion is illegal and just trying to learn about abortion on Reddit or YouTube then having to hand over your ID. If at any point you actually seek out an abortion, this info can be used to incriminate you.
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"Anti-Japanese" video game and it's a historic WW2 game where Chinese soldiers are resisting imperial Japan
December 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"Anti-Japanese" video game and it's a historic WW2 game where Chinese soldiers are resisting imperial Japan
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On December 9th, 1965, the first ever Peanuts special aired on TV. So to commemorate it's 60th anniversary, here's a special picture I whipped up.
December 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
On December 9th, 1965, the first ever Peanuts special aired on TV. So to commemorate it's 60th anniversary, here's a special picture I whipped up.
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Somewhere in my book boxes, I have a copy of Principia Discordia. I haven't looked at it in 30 years. I dunno any more if it has icky associations. Durned if I would not enjoy swearing into office with the promise of chucking a golden apple distraction past shallow egos so work can get done.
December 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Somewhere in my book boxes, I have a copy of Principia Discordia. I haven't looked at it in 30 years. I dunno any more if it has icky associations. Durned if I would not enjoy swearing into office with the promise of chucking a golden apple distraction past shallow egos so work can get done.
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Roman bronze figurine of a little mouse nibbling on bread!
Squeak squeak! 🐭❤️
Landesmuseum Württemberg, Stuttgart 📷 by me
#Archaeology
Squeak squeak! 🐭❤️
Landesmuseum Württemberg, Stuttgart 📷 by me
#Archaeology
December 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Roman bronze figurine of a little mouse nibbling on bread!
Squeak squeak! 🐭❤️
Landesmuseum Württemberg, Stuttgart 📷 by me
#Archaeology
Squeak squeak! 🐭❤️
Landesmuseum Württemberg, Stuttgart 📷 by me
#Archaeology
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Questions about whether Trump can endure the daily demands of the office seem beyond just fair; they seem appropriate.
The latest edition of Press Pass from @cheetah.bsky.social: lnk.thebulwark.com/4oLkvin
The latest edition of Press Pass from @cheetah.bsky.social: lnk.thebulwark.com/4oLkvin
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Questions about whether Trump can endure the daily demands of the office seem beyond just fair; they seem appropriate.
The latest edition of Press Pass from @cheetah.bsky.social: lnk.thebulwark.com/4oLkvin
The latest edition of Press Pass from @cheetah.bsky.social: lnk.thebulwark.com/4oLkvin
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Must the military disobey unlawful orders? Pam Bondi has said yes.
As a lawyer for a conservative think tank, Bondi filed a Supreme Court brief last year saying service members who followed such orders were committing crimes.
"Military officers are required not to carry out unlawful orders."
As a lawyer for a conservative think tank, Bondi filed a Supreme Court brief last year saying service members who followed such orders were committing crimes.
"Military officers are required not to carry out unlawful orders."
Must the Military Disobey Unlawful Orders? Pam Bondi Has Said Yes.
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Must the military disobey unlawful orders? Pam Bondi has said yes.
As a lawyer for a conservative think tank, Bondi filed a Supreme Court brief last year saying service members who followed such orders were committing crimes.
"Military officers are required not to carry out unlawful orders."
As a lawyer for a conservative think tank, Bondi filed a Supreme Court brief last year saying service members who followed such orders were committing crimes.
"Military officers are required not to carry out unlawful orders."
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🎼 “Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Galloping through the sward
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
And his horse concorde
He steals from the rich
And gives to the poor
Mr Moore, Mr Moore, Mr Moore”
Galloping through the sward
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
And his horse concorde
He steals from the rich
And gives to the poor
Mr Moore, Mr Moore, Mr Moore”
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
🎼 “Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Galloping through the sward
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
And his horse concorde
He steals from the rich
And gives to the poor
Mr Moore, Mr Moore, Mr Moore”
Galloping through the sward
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
And his horse concorde
He steals from the rich
And gives to the poor
Mr Moore, Mr Moore, Mr Moore”
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The authoritarian takover of the state bureaucracy might not *sound* like a big deal. But SCOTUS giving Trump the ability to fire the federal government is a God-King power, and represents a failure of the American Revolution.
My latest in @thenation.com
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
My latest in @thenation.com
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
The Supreme Court Is About to Give Trump His Crony State
During oral arguments, the conservative justices made clear that they intend to allow Trump to fire FTC commissioner Rebecca Slaughter—and reorder the separation of powers.
www.thenation.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The authoritarian takover of the state bureaucracy might not *sound* like a big deal. But SCOTUS giving Trump the ability to fire the federal government is a God-King power, and represents a failure of the American Revolution.
My latest in @thenation.com
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
My latest in @thenation.com
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
More of this, please
“‘You want some chicken? You ain’t getting it here, bro,’ Wayne Davis can be heard taunting the agents through the door.”
“‘Go somewhere else,’ he can be heard saying through the door.”
www.wwltv.com/article/news...
“‘Go somewhere else,’ he can be heard saying through the door.”
www.wwltv.com/article/news...
'Go somewhere else': Manager locks Border Patrol out of Kenner store
In video shared with WWL, the manager can be heard taunting agents through the locked door.
www.wwltv.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
More of this, please
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I really fucking hate this timeline. Rand Paul is on Fox "news" being the voice of reason. What the actual fuck.
Rand Paul: "This is an insane policy. It's inconsistent. It's not war. It's not the way we've ever done this. If we can blow up a boat in the ocean, what about when they get to Miami & put it in a truck? Can you shoot a grenade launcher at the truck? No! We arrest people b/c sometimes we're wrong."
December 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I really fucking hate this timeline. Rand Paul is on Fox "news" being the voice of reason. What the actual fuck.
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GILLIGAN, NOOOOOO
Gone are the days of boarding boats, finding drugs, and jailing those responsible. Now, we just rely on Pete Hegseth to decide who gets to live, and who gets to die. 😡
December 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
GILLIGAN, NOOOOOO
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This is actually a good example of why the customer model is wrong.
I wouldn't have chosen poetry writing, but UNC made me take a class. And it absolutely made me become a much better writer, with an eye to concision and an ear now trained to the rhythm of words. I'm a better historian as a result.
I wouldn't have chosen poetry writing, but UNC made me take a class. And it absolutely made me become a much better writer, with an eye to concision and an ear now trained to the rhythm of words. I'm a better historian as a result.
If you are providing me with an education that is low utility in the world then it’s a disservice. My composition class spent four weeks on poetry. I’m sorry, but that only would’ve been useful if I wanted to be a poet. I don’t need to know iambic pentameter in order to be a victim advocate.
December 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is actually a good example of why the customer model is wrong.
I wouldn't have chosen poetry writing, but UNC made me take a class. And it absolutely made me become a much better writer, with an eye to concision and an ear now trained to the rhythm of words. I'm a better historian as a result.
I wouldn't have chosen poetry writing, but UNC made me take a class. And it absolutely made me become a much better writer, with an eye to concision and an ear now trained to the rhythm of words. I'm a better historian as a result.
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jimmy fallon has a knack for embracing scams
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
jimmy fallon has a knack for embracing scams
"I never thought the leopards would eat MY face"
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I sent those deaths threats directly to him in a text message & informed him of what his name calling & words were doing - it was a direct assassination threat on my son. And he was extremely - I won't repeat what he said - but it was extremely unkind. No sympathy. No care"
December 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"I never thought the leopards would eat MY face"
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I have more respect for the Iraqi journalist who threw a shoe at George W Bush than any of the cowards in the current White House press pool.
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I have more respect for the Iraqi journalist who threw a shoe at George W Bush than any of the cowards in the current White House press pool.
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mcdonalds deleted their ai ad, bullying works
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
mcdonalds deleted their ai ad, bullying works
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It is unfair to focus on isolated incidents of violence by an individual and assume it represents a broader group, except that is entirely the framing used by the Trump administration about immigrants.
CINCINNATI: “ICE agent arrested on domestic violence charges for for alleged assault, strangulation”
www.wlwt.com/article/ice-...
www.wlwt.com/article/ice-...
December 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
It is unfair to focus on isolated incidents of violence by an individual and assume it represents a broader group, except that is entirely the framing used by the Trump administration about immigrants.
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So big downgrade then?
December 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
So big downgrade then?