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Highest priest in the Ankh-Morpork Poster’s Guild. Watch cartoons with us on Friday! church.FSoFCabal.com #Discordian, armed veteran, nerd, grease monkey, G+ escapee, VR streamer, he/him/dude. Seattle-ish. Author of Operation Brownie Pockets.

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 1d

#DISCORDIAN SERVICES ARCHIVE 1/4:
Pungenday, 64.BCY.3191

CARTOONS:

Evolution (1971)
Betty Boop's Rise to Fame (1934)
The Ocean Hop (1922)
Carnival Courage (1945)
Hypnochick (1965)
El Torito (1960)
The Bat and the Bottle (1957)

DISCORDIAN SERVICES ARCHIVE: Pungenday, 64.BCY.3191 | Reverend Jesus

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 1h

They're just as bad as any other rabid evangelical hate group

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 2h

They could make so much offa this if they don't price gouge

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 2h

You saw nothing; I'm very high

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 2h

Spirits Halloween already had like 3 dozen different characters; I'm sure they're frantically moving inventory from warehouses right now

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 2h

It was like $30-something bucks

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 2h

lol hell no -- licensed characters cost extra! Its just some rando cartoon tuxedo cat. I think I saw one in the Portland video, actually.

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 2h

If you don't like JK Rowling, you definitely shouldn't support these assholes.

If you do like JK Rowling, either Cait or I probably have you blocked anyway so lol 🖕

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 3h

www.pubtoons.com/what

a logo for the federal network with a blue globe

Alt: a logo for the federal network with a gold eagle (displayed) on a blue globe The text below reads "WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?"

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 3h

Listen up

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 3h

I got a kitty

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 3h

It really was the best 3-shot in the short video

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 3h

GNU Rick May

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 7h

And people tell me the libs have no knack for messaging.

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 3h

Very amused that you independently grabbed the precise same frame I did

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 3h

Get your inflatable cartoon animals ready

Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 4h

“No, Speaker Johnson — the No Kings rally on October 18 is not a hate America rally. In fact, it’s quite the contrary: It’s a love America rally.” #NoKings

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 3h

A lifetime of experience

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 4h

theonion.com/ice-raids-my...

MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training.

FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 3h

"Beware of old men in dangerous professions."

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 3h

Always satisfying to see someone like this and find out I've already blocked 'em

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Gwen Snyder is undead @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 3h

If we had to lose a 79 year old

Why take Diane Keaton when he is RIGHT. THERE.

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 3h

The problem with headphones so comfortable I can't feel them is that sometimes I pause my book or my podcast and completely forget I'm even wearing them, so I forget to start the book back up

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 3h

Got tired of 'em

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 3h

Whoever wrote you is very bad at bots

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 4h

What the fuck, JB

Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 4h

It's Religious for "aw, bless your heart"

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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 4h

One thing you will never ever see is cops actually protecting protesters, regardless of circumstance. It's against their very nature. Even with their city under assault by the federal government, cops go after protesters like dogs after a cat.

Unless those protesters have swastika flags.

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 5h

Troopers just violently attacked protesters, tackled several, several arrests, shoving activists and press with batons.

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