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Chaomas, 23.CHS.3192
GUESTS: Reality
CARTOONS:
Crusader vs. the Pirates (1951)
Mr. Piper and the Story of the Three Sisters (1963)
Satellite of Death (1957)
Whydonchataka Peak (1965)
Keeping Up With the Beagles (1972)
Chaomas, 23.CHS.3192
GUESTS: Reality
CARTOONS:
Crusader vs. the Pirates (1951)
Mr. Piper and the Story of the Three Sisters (1963)
Satellite of Death (1957)
Whydonchataka Peak (1965)
Keeping Up With the Beagles (1972)
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I’ve heard if you say “I was only following orders” just as the gallows trap opens you won’t feel the rope.
January 24, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I’ve heard if you say “I was only following orders” just as the gallows trap opens you won’t feel the rope.
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"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."
January 24, 2026 at 9:14 PM
"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."
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The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.
January 24, 2026 at 7:09 PM
The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.
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As you encounter Trump regime defenses of summarily executing a man on the streets of America because he was (supposedly) armed, I invite you to recall the Bundy Ranch standoff, and the Right’s celebration of a man who aimed a rifle at law enforcement.
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The Next Time Will Be Worse
If we don't disincentivize right-wing political violence, we will get more of it.
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January 24, 2026 at 5:40 PM
As you encounter Trump regime defenses of summarily executing a man on the streets of America because he was (supposedly) armed, I invite you to recall the Bundy Ranch standoff, and the Right’s celebration of a man who aimed a rifle at law enforcement.
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Experts who have followed authoritarian regimes abroad can tell you a lot about day-after reprisals to mass movements, which look a hell of a lot like today's killing
January 24, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Experts who have followed authoritarian regimes abroad can tell you a lot about day-after reprisals to mass movements, which look a hell of a lot like today's killing
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Isn't it time to arrest and make them assert their immunity in court?
January 24, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Isn't it time to arrest and make them assert their immunity in court?
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Call up the Guard, call out the militia, and fucking deal with it.
January 24, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Call up the Guard, call out the militia, and fucking deal with it.
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Nine shots? NINE SHOTS
January 24, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Nine shots? NINE SHOTS
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The same people who pushed for states to be open carry are the ones saying having a gun on you (if that's even true) is grounds to be murdered by state agents.
January 24, 2026 at 5:47 PM
The same people who pushed for states to be open carry are the ones saying having a gun on you (if that's even true) is grounds to be murdered by state agents.
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We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
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Everyone should read some history on the parallels between how the Nazi party rose up and how Trump is using the ICE agents to rise up: www.britannica.com/topic/SA-Naz...
SA | Brownshirts, Definition, History, & Facts | Britannica
The SA was a paramilitary organization whose use of violent intimidation played a key role in Adolf Hitler’s rise to power. When the SA leadership threatened Hitler’s plans for the future of the Nazi ...
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January 24, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Everyone should read some history on the parallels between how the Nazi party rose up and how Trump is using the ICE agents to rise up: www.britannica.com/topic/SA-Naz...
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January 24, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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Barring that, I don't see how anyone could argue that Minnesota residents wouldn't be justified in taking whatever measures they deem necessary to secure their communities.
January 24, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Barring that, I don't see how anyone could argue that Minnesota residents wouldn't be justified in taking whatever measures they deem necessary to secure their communities.
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This is it. Or more precisely, “Abolishing/defund ICE polls in the 40s. But if we go to Minny, the base/media will push us to take a stance close to abolish/defund. If we stay in DC, we can give vague anti-ICE talking points then move back to affordability, where our talking points are in the 70s.”
Why is Dem leadership not on the ground in MN? If the answer is “polls show Trump’s disapproval is only -15 on deportations, but -25 on prices,” thats a Bad Use Of Polling and a complete failure in their capacity as leaders to lead public opinion and fight for democracy and the rule of law
January 24, 2026 at 6:35 PM
This is it. Or more precisely, “Abolishing/defund ICE polls in the 40s. But if we go to Minny, the base/media will push us to take a stance close to abolish/defund. If we stay in DC, we can give vague anti-ICE talking points then move back to affordability, where our talking points are in the 70s.”
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How many of their fellow cops have they reported for doing it too.
How many of their fellow cops have they reported for domestic violence.
How many of their fellow cops have they reported for domestic violence.
January 24, 2026 at 4:42 PM
How many of their fellow cops have they reported for doing it too.
How many of their fellow cops have they reported for domestic violence.
How many of their fellow cops have they reported for domestic violence.
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I can't believe "asking Donald Trump to stop" is still the strategy
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I can't believe "asking Donald Trump to stop" is still the strategy
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YOU COULD BE THE LEADER OF THE DEMOCRATS IF YOU BREAK WITH YOUR LEADERSHIP LOUD AND CLEAR AND YOU START TALKING AS IF WHAT IS HAPPENING IS HAPPENING. YOU COULD BE PRESIDENT. PULL YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES @aoc.bsky.social @chrismurphyct.bsky.social etc etc.
January 24, 2026 at 4:57 PM
YOU COULD BE THE LEADER OF THE DEMOCRATS IF YOU BREAK WITH YOUR LEADERSHIP LOUD AND CLEAR AND YOU START TALKING AS IF WHAT IS HAPPENING IS HAPPENING. YOU COULD BE PRESIDENT. PULL YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES @aoc.bsky.social @chrismurphyct.bsky.social etc etc.
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I just watched the shooting video. It's a horrific beating and execution in the middle of the street.
If local and state officials don't move to arrest everyone involved for murder, they need to resign. Making arrests will de-escalate the situation. Do nothing and this is going to explode.
If local and state officials don't move to arrest everyone involved for murder, they need to resign. Making arrests will de-escalate the situation. Do nothing and this is going to explode.
January 24, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I just watched the shooting video. It's a horrific beating and execution in the middle of the street.
If local and state officials don't move to arrest everyone involved for murder, they need to resign. Making arrests will de-escalate the situation. Do nothing and this is going to explode.
If local and state officials don't move to arrest everyone involved for murder, they need to resign. Making arrests will de-escalate the situation. Do nothing and this is going to explode.
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I usually like to keep things fun here and save my thoughts on serious topics for main, but fuck ICE
January 24, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I usually like to keep things fun here and save my thoughts on serious topics for main, but fuck ICE
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Today’s assault and murder makes me even more angry at all the “don’t take the bait let’s turn the temperature down” rhetoric from state leaders. We can’t just let them murder people like this
January 24, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Today’s assault and murder makes me even more angry at all the “don’t take the bait let’s turn the temperature down” rhetoric from state leaders. We can’t just let them murder people like this
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IS THERE NOT A SINGLE FUCKING PERSON IN THE GOVERNMENT OF THIS COUNTRY WITH AN OUNCE OF COURAGE
January 24, 2026 at 4:54 PM
IS THERE NOT A SINGLE FUCKING PERSON IN THE GOVERNMENT OF THIS COUNTRY WITH AN OUNCE OF COURAGE
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Dems have to vote this down
this might not be the fight you want but this is the fight you have, they’re killing people in the streets and smearing the victims, they are totally out of control
meet the moment because it is coming to meet you whether you like it or not
this might not be the fight you want but this is the fight you have, they’re killing people in the streets and smearing the victims, they are totally out of control
meet the moment because it is coming to meet you whether you like it or not
Reminder: DHS legislation that funds ICE at current levels without policy restrictions is in the Senate and needs 60 votes to pass. Deadline is next Friday.
January 24, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Dems have to vote this down
this might not be the fight you want but this is the fight you have, they’re killing people in the streets and smearing the victims, they are totally out of control
meet the moment because it is coming to meet you whether you like it or not
this might not be the fight you want but this is the fight you have, they’re killing people in the streets and smearing the victims, they are totally out of control
meet the moment because it is coming to meet you whether you like it or not
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Criminal tribunals will be the bare minimum, and are the modest response under the circumstances
January 24, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Criminal tribunals will be the bare minimum, and are the modest response under the circumstances