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Reverend Jesus "🎄" Christ
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Highest priest in the Ankh-Morpork Poster’s Guild.

Did you know you can just watch cartoons for FREE?
pubtoons.com

#Discordian, armed veteran, nerd, grease monkey, G+ escapee, VR streamer, he/him/dude. Seattle-ish.

Author of Operation Brownie Pockets.
Pinned
#DISCORDIAN SERVICES ARCHIVE 1/4:
Repeal Day, 47.AFT.3191

GUESTS: @tlknoell.bsky.social

CARTOONS:

The Little House (1952)
Old Mother Hubbard (1935)
Escape From Magma Hell (1977)

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In 1957 nine Black students tried to enter Little Rock Central High after the Supreme Court struck down segregation.

Saturday those same steps became a stage for about two dozen out of state neo Nazi white supremacists.

America under Trump.
December 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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“Movie Intros in 2026” 🤣
December 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
'Sup, fairies??
Graham Joyce: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of some kind of fairy tale
Joyce: it's about a girl who gets kidnapped by fairies
Joyce: and i know what you're thinking
Joyce: but my fairies are different
December 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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A friend sent me this and it's absolutely outstanding.
December 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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It's that easy, folks

That's all you have to do

Be like J. Francis

#PublicDomain
Alright, I've filled out the form and uploaded the file to your site! Just to clarify again: I officially release all rights to this cartoon and place it in the public domain permanently. You (and anyone else for that matter) are free to share it wherever you want. Cheers! 🖤
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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I don’t use this app but I noticed some supportive messages popping up and I really appreciate that 🥹💞
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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No one knows because the interviewer isn’t doing the bare minimum of her job by asking
December 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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honestly I look at the rise of AI and the destruction of any science-agency jobs and of higher ed and despair at, "Is there even a career I can counsel my students into in good faith?"

Or do I just tell my bio majors "Figure out how to sell S*** to people richer than you"?
December 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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I’m sure you are aware that the VAST majority of child abuse (both physical and sexual) is perpetuated by family members.

The platforms are predatory, but that is not the principal mode in which their predatory nature is expressed. (They’re predatory upon attention, and that gets everyone.)
December 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Our government is blaming and punishing the victims instead of regulating corporations. This ban will also drive teenagers to even worse places on the internet.
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Otter bath time is the best time!
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Hare Meets Hare (1943) is just one of the 3,000-odd animated films we run 24/7 over on @pubtoons.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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I knew Trump chose mortgage fraud to go after his enemies with phony charges of because it's a crime he's quite familiar with. He probably thinks everyone does it.

And when @propublica.org called him to ask him about it, he hung up on them.

www.propublica.org/article/trum...
Trump’s Own Mortgages Match His Description of Mortgage Fraud, Records Reveal
The Trump administration has argued that Fed board member Lisa Cook may have committed mortgage fraud by declaring more than one primary residence on her loans. We found Trump once did the very thing ...
www.propublica.org
December 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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After a backroom meeting with Donald Trump and a donation to the Trump ballroom, NVIDIA got a deal to sell the most advanced AI chip it has ever sold to China.

The NVIDIA CEO should testify under oath in Congress.
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Senate Republicans are trying to hide how bad Trump’s unqualified and radical nominees are by moving them forward in one package.

Americans deserve to see for themselves who they’re trying to appoint to serious positions of power.
December 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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The best way to get close with your constituents is to mosh with them.
December 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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As the Israeli government prepares to upgrade & expand illegal West Bank settlements — an immoral policy designed to dismember Palestinian communities — Ben Gvir, who was convicted of promoting terrorism & has been elevated by Netanyahu, is sporting a noose lapel pin.

Truly vile
December 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
"Operation Slur"
Exclusive: ICE has developed a plan to arrest undocumented migrants who try to voluntarily leave the U.S. via the Mexico border, so they can face formal removal.

Why bother? Possibly to juice deportation numbers.

It's being referred to as "Operation Irish Goodbye."
www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-pl...
ICE Has A Surprising New Plan To Arrest People Already Leaving The U.S.
“Operation Irish Goodbye,” as it’s being called, could be aimed at boosting numbers for Trump’s much-hyped deportation campaign.
www.huffpost.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Exclusive: ICE has developed a plan to arrest undocumented migrants who try to voluntarily leave the U.S. via the Mexico border, so they can face formal removal.

Why bother? Possibly to juice deportation numbers.

It's being referred to as "Operation Irish Goodbye."
www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-pl...
ICE Has A Surprising New Plan To Arrest People Already Leaving The U.S.
“Operation Irish Goodbye,” as it’s being called, could be aimed at boosting numbers for Trump’s much-hyped deportation campaign.
www.huffpost.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Glad to see people talking about Penn Jillette. The 2024 interview was done by me. I found him to be a refreshingly reflective, self-critical individual who has remained curious and willing to evolve.
December 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM