Reverend Jesus "H" Christ
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Highest priest in the Ankh-Morpork Poster’s Guild. Watch cartoons with us on Friday! church.FSoFCabal.com #Discordian, armed veteran, nerd, grease monkey, G+ escapee, VR streamer, he/him/dude. Seattle-ish. Author of Operation Brownie Pockets.
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Did you know there are a shitload of CARTOONS you can just watch FOR FREE? Nobody can stop you, but you.
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Now playing over 400 hours (16+ days) of animation!
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"I have made a labeler, for the purposes of identifying people who are following terrible people."

"Thanks! I have identified someone following a terrible person."

"CLEARLY YOU CANNOT BE TRUSTED WITH THIS POWER! WHAT HATH I WROUGHT?"
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He was like a trickster god walking among mere mortals; it was a religious experience
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One of those where you couldn't do it today, but only because nobody's that good at improv
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It really was a perfect cast overall
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Fuck Gavin Newsom. No I'm not voting for him.
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Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
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Culinarius, Chapter 5, verses 19-21
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There will be ejecta everywhere and the cries of havoc* can be heard two zip codes away. The fridge will beep mournfully because I can't hear it telling me to shut the door. The chicken does not survive

* cursing in langue du jour at whatever is not co-operating
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30F is way too cold, and 30C is way too hot

Does that help
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Absolutely sublime fall weather in the PNW today. The trees were a chromatic fire. 🍁
Rows of red autumn trees in Tacoma, WA. Photograph by Rob Sheridan, 08 October 2025. Evening sun shining through red autumn leaves in Tacoma, WA. Photograph by Rob Sheridan, 08 October 2025. Details of autumn leaves in a gradient of colors, in Tacoma, WA. Photograph by Rob Sheridan, 08 October 2025. A vibrantly-colored autumn tree in Tacoma, WA. Photograph by Rob Sheridan, 08 October 2025.
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Petitioning for a Frank Miller 300 edit of this with all the comic-book-style blood spatter
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3 miles = 5 kilometers

Easy peasy
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Doc is literally the smartest person I've ever met, except for HIS dad who worked at Los Alamos Laboratories. He cannot grok Celsius to save his life.

...so of course all the smart things in the house use Celsius by default. 😉
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Wow I watched this in slow motion full resolution and it's BLOOODDDYYYYY
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Good news for heron fans. Not such good news for pocket gopher fans.

Reposted so more stabby stabby, less me breathing into the mic. 🪶
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You GOTTA if you want to use the Autobahn
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Hey I've lived outside the US; I learnt the Forbidden Maths
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Now if only Sister Roxy was a 5kg cat and not a 32kg dog