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Be Jay, Boo Crimes 👻
@templinjay.bsky.social
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Museum Nerd, Deadhead, and Dork Lord of the Sith. Master Gardener. Hunter. Jack of all trades. Veteran of the War on Drugs. Gizzard King of the Gizzard King Cabal. #NoKingsButShortKings
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 13h
The Mailbox That Spits Bones At People
A four panel comic strip A mailbox stands by a bush, the door open, drippy text says "the mailbox that spits bones at people" in the second panel there is a bone in the mailbox. In the third panel several bones are shooting out of it. In the fourth panel bones are flying everywhere and there's a big pile of bones on the ground. More drippy text says "That's all it does!"
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Be Jay, Boo Crimes 👻 @templinjay.bsky.social · 7h
Hard same!
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Clay Jackson @clayjak.substack.com · 14h
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Be Jay, Boo Crimes 👻 @templinjay.bsky.social · 7h
🎵I AM IMMORTAL!
I HAVE INSIDE ME JUICE OF BEANS! YEAH!
I DRINK NO DECAF, DON’T USE SUGAR OR EQUAL…🎵
Jay, drinking coffee and experiencing The Quickening.
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Be Jay, Boo Crimes 👻 @templinjay.bsky.social · 12h
And then the drone strikes he authorized began…
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 13h
Roses are red
The wind makes the trees jostle
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The 126,000-Year-Old Butt-Drag That Rewrote What Counts as a Fossil - Climate Ages
Image Created with CANVA and Adobe Express Image Created with CANVA and Adobe Express How a small animal’s odd habit turned into one of the...
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Be Jay, Boo Crimes 👻 @templinjay.bsky.social · 12h
Disgusting.
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Be Jay, Boo Crimes 👻 @templinjay.bsky.social · 12h
Pumpernickel bagel with cream cheese, lox, and a little fresh dill. Black coffee to go with.
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 19h
“‘I often wonder, even though the teaching of Sacred Scripture is so clear about the poor, why many people continue to think that they can safely disregard the poor,’ Pope Leo XIV states in his first magisterial document …” www.americamagazine.org/vatican-disp...
Pope Leo in first major document: Love for the poor is not optional for Christians
“I often wonder, even though the teaching of Sacred Scripture is so clear about the poor, why many people continue to think that they can safely disregard the poor,” Pope Leo XIV states in his first m...
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14h
The random people who called into this C-SPAN session had better questions for Mike Johnson than most corporate media outlets
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d
C-SPAN caller to Mike Johnson: "Hearing you say that 'everyone is smiling' in cities where troops have been rolled into feels dystopian and insane watching the response to it."
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Be Jay, Boo Crimes 👻 @templinjay.bsky.social · 12h
No shows in Virginia? 😭
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Your Mom @mountains206.bsky.social · 12h
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Arepa Auntie @breadbae.blacksky.app · 1d
I love that they’re trolling ice now
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Be Jay, Boo Crimes 👻 @templinjay.bsky.social · 12h
Yeah, no. A .38 works fine out to 20 yards. It’s all about shot placement. YMMV
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Be Jay, Boo Crimes 👻 @templinjay.bsky.social · 13h
“Slowpoke Rodriguez? He carry a gun.”
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🍀🩵Cindy💙🍀 @cindyandrewsmcgraw.bsky.social · 13h
#EpsteinFiles
#EpsteinTrumpFiles
#EpsteinCase
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🍀🩵Cindy💙🍀 @cindyandrewsmcgraw.bsky.social · 13h
#EpsteinFiles
#EpsteinTrumpFiles
#EpsteinCase
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Be Jay, Boo Crimes 👻 @templinjay.bsky.social · 13h
Guy on the left looks like an uncircumcised pecker. Appropriate, since he’s being a dick.
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Dune Booda 🌊⛵⚓🏳️‍🌈 @dunebooda.bsky.social · 13h
Blatant corruption
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Be Jay, Boo Crimes 👻 @templinjay.bsky.social · 13h
Not “Hate America,” Mikey. It’s a “Hate Trump and Johnson” rally for me!
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Be Jay, Boo Crimes 👻 @templinjay.bsky.social · 13h
@catvalente.bsky.social spitting facts for generations!
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 14h
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Be Jay, Boo Crimes 👻 @templinjay.bsky.social · 15h
This is what I get for looking them up:

“For the male, plasma androgen levels and the diameter of the sexual segment of the kidney have a bimodal cycle with one peak in the spring and the second in late summer.”

I don’t think I want to know any more about sex kidneys.
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Be Jay, Boo Crimes 👻 @templinjay.bsky.social · 17h
With the emphasis on POOP.
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Be Jay, Boo Crimes 👻 @templinjay.bsky.social · 17h
Look at this long boi! Rough green snake (Opheodrys aestivus). They live in trees and bushes mostly, and eat bugs and spiders.
The rough green snake can be up to three feet long. In an early account, John Smith describes Powhatan men with pierced ears and says “Some of their men wear in those holes, a small green and yellow coloured snake, near half a yard in length, which crawling and lapping her self about his neck oftentimes familiarly would kiss his lips.” So long and skinny!
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Be Jay, Boo Crimes 👻 @templinjay.bsky.social · 19h
I mean, if we had a functional government, he’d be tried for treason. And if he were a leftist, someone MAGA goon might take care of him. But as things stand, we probably have to wait for him to cap himself in a bunker after the midterms.
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Be Jay, Boo Crimes 👻 @templinjay.bsky.social · 20h
Miller hasn’t sworn an oath of office. He’s an unelected bureaucrat.
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