Be Jay, Do Crimes.
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Museum Nerd, Deadhead, and Dork Lord of the Sith. Master Gardener. Hunter. Jack of all trades. Veteran of the War on Drugs. Gizzard King of the Gizzard King Cabal.
#NoKingsButShortKings #ButlerianJihadNow
#NoKingsButShortKings #ButlerianJihadNow
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Recently a friend of mine cheered me up by pointing out that one of these days, I’ll buy a jug of milk and it will outlast the president.
I hope it’s this one!
#MaybeItWillHappenToday
I hope it’s this one!
#MaybeItWillHappenToday
How are private prisons even legal?!?
This isn’t immigration policy. It’s a business model.
ICE keeps growing, not because it makes America safer, but because corporations are raking in billions off cages, bodies, and suffering. ICE’s existence is a massive revenue stream.
ICE keeps growing, not because it makes America safer, but because corporations are raking in billions off cages, bodies, and suffering. ICE’s existence is a massive revenue stream.
January 19, 2026 at 10:22 PM
How are private prisons even legal?!?
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"Whoa, look at that dumbass with the Tesla down there. Pretty sure we'll never meet him."
January 19, 2026 at 9:49 PM
"Whoa, look at that dumbass with the Tesla down there. Pretty sure we'll never meet him."
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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“Midwifery should be taught in the same course with fencing and boxing, riding and rowing.” 🐋
January 19, 2026 at 1:08 PM
“Midwifery should be taught in the same course with fencing and boxing, riding and rowing.” 🐋
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So I learned today that Miffy (Nijntje in Dutch) is a trans icon. From Wikipedia: Miffy was created in 1955 [but] became a female in 1970[3] after Bruna decided that he wanted to draw a dress and not trousers on his rabbit”
Leave it to the Dutch to have one of their national icons transition at 15
Leave it to the Dutch to have one of their national icons transition at 15
December 17, 2025 at 12:07 PM
So I learned today that Miffy (Nijntje in Dutch) is a trans icon. From Wikipedia: Miffy was created in 1955 [but] became a female in 1970[3] after Bruna decided that he wanted to draw a dress and not trousers on his rabbit”
Leave it to the Dutch to have one of their national icons transition at 15
Leave it to the Dutch to have one of their national icons transition at 15
He’s mad. He’s madder than Mad Jack McMad, the winner of last year’s Mr. Madman competition!”
Also he’s ignorant as shit.
Also he’s ignorant as shit.
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 1:19 PM
He’s mad. He’s madder than Mad Jack McMad, the winner of last year’s Mr. Madman competition!”
Also he’s ignorant as shit.
Also he’s ignorant as shit.
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11th January 2026
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January 19, 2026 at 7:30 AM
11th January 2026
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the knitters too. this is the top pattern on ravelry right now
January 19, 2026 at 4:40 AM
the knitters too. this is the top pattern on ravelry right now
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
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Stupid if you absolutely can be manufactured. Some people will never be bright. But with enough work anyone can be made stupid.
January 19, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Stupid if you absolutely can be manufactured. Some people will never be bright. But with enough work anyone can be made stupid.
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Philly's ready.
January 19, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Philly's ready.
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A thought for tonight:
January 19, 2026 at 3:08 AM
A thought for tonight:
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It's not just the St. Paul Doubletree.
The Intercontinental in downtown St Paul is also shutting for now.
According to the Pioneer Press, they're both operated by an indigenous tribe, the Mille Lacs Band of Ojibwe.
FYI, ICE has been arresting Native Americans.
www.twincities.com/2026/01/18/h...
The Intercontinental in downtown St Paul is also shutting for now.
According to the Pioneer Press, they're both operated by an indigenous tribe, the Mille Lacs Band of Ojibwe.
FYI, ICE has been arresting Native Americans.
www.twincities.com/2026/01/18/h...
January 19, 2026 at 12:58 AM
It's not just the St. Paul Doubletree.
The Intercontinental in downtown St Paul is also shutting for now.
According to the Pioneer Press, they're both operated by an indigenous tribe, the Mille Lacs Band of Ojibwe.
FYI, ICE has been arresting Native Americans.
www.twincities.com/2026/01/18/h...
The Intercontinental in downtown St Paul is also shutting for now.
According to the Pioneer Press, they're both operated by an indigenous tribe, the Mille Lacs Band of Ojibwe.
FYI, ICE has been arresting Native Americans.
www.twincities.com/2026/01/18/h...
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Post a car picture you took
January 19, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Post a car picture you took
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January 19, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Dutch & Co., a fantastic restaurant on Church Hill in Richmond, Virginia. We were led to it by a friend and it immediately became our go-to spot for fancy dates. The menu was seasonal and remarkable in its ability to surprise us. Every time we went, we had something that we wouldn’t have thought of
Sunday night timeline cleanse
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Dutch & Co., a fantastic restaurant on Church Hill in Richmond, Virginia. We were led to it by a friend and it immediately became our go-to spot for fancy dates. The menu was seasonal and remarkable in its ability to surprise us. Every time we went, we had something that we wouldn’t have thought of
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Timeline Cleanse ✨🎶✨💙✨🎶✨
This song is timeless. 40 years later and they sound exactly the same as on the album. 😎
This song is timeless. 40 years later and they sound exactly the same as on the album. 😎
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Timeline Cleanse ✨🎶✨💙✨🎶✨
This song is timeless. 40 years later and they sound exactly the same as on the album. 😎
This song is timeless. 40 years later and they sound exactly the same as on the album. 😎
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I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
January 19, 2026 at 3:24 AM
10/10 No notes.
Just had my first- and almost certainly last- gin and tonic. I’ll take my chances with the mosquitoes!
January 19, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Just had my first- and almost certainly last- gin and tonic. I’ll take my chances with the mosquitoes!
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Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
The only thing that would make it better is if the tub was sloshing water that froze on the road so the goons were slipping and falling all over the road behind our hero.
January 18, 2026 at 1:40 PM
The only thing that would make it better is if the tub was sloshing water that froze on the road so the goons were slipping and falling all over the road behind our hero.
Hilarious!
January 18, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Hilarious!
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Today I was Kidnapped By ICE - Dawokefarmer
January 18, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Today I was Kidnapped By ICE - Dawokefarmer