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All things holly, jolly, and odd-ly.
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She's been waiting since 1907.
December 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Don't you always think of your old marsupial friends on Christmas morning?
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
UNSPECIFIED - JANUARY 01: Illustration of the Santa Clause in 1997 (Photo by Francois LOCHON/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)
December 7, 2025 at 10:45 AM
The kangaroo assures us this method of turkey preparation is remarkably quiet, avoiding any undue drama. Just a simple, silent thrust.
December 7, 2025 at 9:30 AM
St. Lucy. She has a thing for horns. It's not Freudian. The eye thing is, tho.
December 7, 2025 at 8:15 AM
This is an allegory. No one knows what of, but it's an allegory.
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 AM
One day, all Christmas cards will be made by a highly efficient, single-sex workforce, meticulously carving seasonal cheer from solid ice. Productivity will soar.
December 7, 2025 at 5:30 AM
"Old Christmas" is the name of a crappy house magician who pulls meatballs from his hat.
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
... Thanks?
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Goat. Not GOAT. Just goat.
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
y, tho?
December 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Who will eat whom?
December 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Wait, what d... does? I... nvm
December 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
So he just crams his utensils through his outer skin for convenience? Noted.
December 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
But if you could fly...?
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Father Christmas blesses the Festive Meatball! Fetal-Alcohol-Syndrome-Sally brings the drinks.
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Yep! Still out here pimpin'...
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December 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
ANGRY Claus.
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
This is a Christmas card. It doesn't explain the pig on the inside. You see pigs on New Years cards because they're symbols of luck. But not so much on Christmas cards.
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Remember to feed the moon, kiddies! (Also, just WTF!?!?!?)
December 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The Mennonites hope you get new home made clothes this year that look just like your old clothes (and your sister's old clothes, and your mom's old clothes, and your grandma's...)
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I really don't know what to think about this one. Not even in a sarcastic way. I'm just...blank.
December 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
"This came outta me."
December 6, 2025 at 9:30 AM
The plainness is overwhelming.
December 6, 2025 at 8:15 AM