Weird Christmas
@weirdxmas.bsky.social
All things holly, jolly, and odd-ly.
Krampus' tailor isn't too bad, given the customizations required...
December 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Krampus' tailor isn't too bad, given the customizations required...
Taken from scrapbook of Christmas and other greeting cards collected by Miss Ruth Nettlefold. Birmingham 1878-1889. Presented by Miss Nettlefold, 8 Farquhar Road, Birmingham 15. November 1950. Early and Fine Printing Collection item no. 611336
December 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Taken from scrapbook of Christmas and other greeting cards collected by Miss Ruth Nettlefold. Birmingham 1878-1889. Presented by Miss Nettlefold, 8 Farquhar Road, Birmingham 15. November 1950. Early and Fine Printing Collection item no. 611336
TWO bugs! How festive.
December 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
TWO bugs! How festive.
The weight of children's desires, manifest. One can practically hear the subtle psychic trauma of a broken doll, a depth psychologists will plumb for decades.
December 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The weight of children's desires, manifest. One can practically hear the subtle psychic trauma of a broken doll, a depth psychologists will plumb for decades.
Well, murder it is, then.
December 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Well, murder it is, then.
Because shells and starfish are festive.
December 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Because shells and starfish are festive.
Wait, he ate the children?
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Wait, he ate the children?
"You know, kids, sometimes Santa just doesn't feel all that jolly. In fact, some days are hard for Santa to get up out of bed, much less stay out of the liquor cabinet..."
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"You know, kids, sometimes Santa just doesn't feel all that jolly. In fact, some days are hard for Santa to get up out of bed, much less stay out of the liquor cabinet..."
Whoa, I think I could get behind this new tradition.
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Whoa, I think I could get behind this new tradition.
My wife's at a conference. She sent me this with a note saying they're talking about me.
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
My wife's at a conference. She sent me this with a note saying they're talking about me.
This artist definitely once saw a bird.
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This artist definitely once saw a bird.
She's been waiting since 1907.
December 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
She's been waiting since 1907.
Don't you always think of your old marsupial friends on Christmas morning?
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Don't you always think of your old marsupial friends on Christmas morning?
UNSPECIFIED - JANUARY 01: Illustration of the Santa Clause in 1997 (Photo by Francois LOCHON/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)
December 7, 2025 at 10:45 AM
UNSPECIFIED - JANUARY 01: Illustration of the Santa Clause in 1997 (Photo by Francois LOCHON/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images)
The kangaroo assures us this method of turkey preparation is remarkably quiet, avoiding any undue drama. Just a simple, silent thrust.
December 7, 2025 at 9:30 AM
The kangaroo assures us this method of turkey preparation is remarkably quiet, avoiding any undue drama. Just a simple, silent thrust.
St. Lucy. She has a thing for horns. It's not Freudian. The eye thing is, tho.
December 7, 2025 at 8:15 AM
St. Lucy. She has a thing for horns. It's not Freudian. The eye thing is, tho.
This is an allegory. No one knows what of, but it's an allegory.
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 AM
This is an allegory. No one knows what of, but it's an allegory.
One day, all Christmas cards will be made by a highly efficient, single-sex workforce, meticulously carving seasonal cheer from solid ice. Productivity will soar.
December 7, 2025 at 5:30 AM
One day, all Christmas cards will be made by a highly efficient, single-sex workforce, meticulously carving seasonal cheer from solid ice. Productivity will soar.
"Old Christmas" is the name of a crappy house magician who pulls meatballs from his hat.
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
"Old Christmas" is the name of a crappy house magician who pulls meatballs from his hat.
Goat. Not GOAT. Just goat.
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Goat. Not GOAT. Just goat.
Who will eat whom?
December 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Who will eat whom?
Wait, what d... does? I... nvm
December 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Wait, what d... does? I... nvm
So he just crams his utensils through his outer skin for convenience? Noted.
December 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
So he just crams his utensils through his outer skin for convenience? Noted.