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I love it! I have two copies of my mom’s tortellini soup recipe. She wrote both of them for me herself. Neither one lists tortellini as an ingredient. She *said* it was tortellini soup, you *know* tortellini has to go in it.
Very historical of them- all cookbooks used to be written like that!
Very historical of them- all cookbooks used to be written like that!
November 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I love it! I have two copies of my mom’s tortellini soup recipe. She wrote both of them for me herself. Neither one lists tortellini as an ingredient. She *said* it was tortellini soup, you *know* tortellini has to go in it.
Very historical of them- all cookbooks used to be written like that!
Very historical of them- all cookbooks used to be written like that!
I’m pretty sure Lotho didn’t, but Lobelia knows *exactly* what she did!
November 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I’m pretty sure Lotho didn’t, but Lobelia knows *exactly* what she did!
I oughta slap the scruff off his jowls.
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I oughta slap the scruff off his jowls.
Merry Birthday, Millie!
November 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Merry Birthday, Millie!
That’s astounding!
November 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
That’s astounding!
A junior IN COLLEGE?!?
If I had read that blind, I’d have assumed she was in middle school, or at worst a junior at one of those high schools they send Jimmy Smitts or Denzel Washington in to fix.
If I had read that blind, I’d have assumed she was in middle school, or at worst a junior at one of those high schools they send Jimmy Smitts or Denzel Washington in to fix.
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
A junior IN COLLEGE?!?
If I had read that blind, I’d have assumed she was in middle school, or at worst a junior at one of those high schools they send Jimmy Smitts or Denzel Washington in to fix.
If I had read that blind, I’d have assumed she was in middle school, or at worst a junior at one of those high schools they send Jimmy Smitts or Denzel Washington in to fix.
Thank Goodness he’s not using the Autopen! 🙄
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Thank Goodness he’s not using the Autopen! 🙄
“You probably don’t know her; she lives in the eternal darkness.”
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
“You probably don’t know her; she lives in the eternal darkness.”
Adorable li’l dude!
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Adorable li’l dude!
The House brought impeachment proceedings against SecDef Austin in 2023 over the withdrawal from Afghanistan. Maybe they’ll do it again!
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The House brought impeachment proceedings against SecDef Austin in 2023 over the withdrawal from Afghanistan. Maybe they’ll do it again!
Fun fact- the Secretary of War Crimes is subject to impeachment, and the President CANNOT pardon an impeachment.
November 30, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Fun fact- the Secretary of War Crimes is subject to impeachment, and the President CANNOT pardon an impeachment.
Not all heroes make crepes!
November 30, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Not all heroes make crepes!
Not all heroes wear crepes!
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Not all heroes wear crepes!
I don’t take orders from a clown! Who do you think I am, Pam Bondi?
November 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I don’t take orders from a clown! Who do you think I am, Pam Bondi?