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average against the machine
Why it matters that he's corrupt, racist, and cruel. Tell us, oh wise Axios.
February 18, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Trump's going to be so mad that she smiled for Colbert, but not him.
February 18, 2026 at 5:18 AM
National debt was 19 trillion when Trump promised to eliminate it in 8 years.
February 18, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Kind of crazy that this FCC could absolutely hasten the demise of broadcast TV.
February 18, 2026 at 12:50 AM
What kind of deal does Byron Noem have to just quietly take it?
February 17, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I think I need to walk in the woods for a while until the Kid Rock/RFK nightmare video posts die down.
February 17, 2026 at 11:29 PM
There's a reason I don't do drugs.
The US Department of Health and Human Services just released this video.
February 17, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Once again I am begging the technobrats to not treat Black Mirror as a to do list.
Meta patents an AI that lets people post from beyond the grave
No need to schedule content in advance.
metro.co.uk
February 17, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Wondering how much pressure is on CBS to yank Colbert off the air early and what the internal discussions are on how much that would ultimately backfire.
February 17, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Look, I can’t just obey laws every time I walk into a bank, be reasonable.
Rep. Buddy Carter: "Some of the demands that the Democrats have put forth, we're not gonna be able to obtain that. We can't have a warrant every time."
February 17, 2026 at 7:26 PM
26 year old… longtime… ok.
Chamberlain Harris, a 26-year-old White House aide and a longtime executive assistant for President Trump, is slated to be sworn into the 126-year-old commission that is set to review his White House ballroom plans.

Harris has no notable arts expertise.
Trump picks his White House assistant for panel reviewing ballroom
Chamberlain Harris, a 26-year-old White House aide and the president’s longtime executive assistant, is set to be sworn in Thursday.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 17, 2026 at 7:18 PM
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yep, that's me. On the left.
It was 1988 and it paid $100 a day. cc: @diane.dianeduane.com
February 17, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Look, it’s the Ken Paxton oppo files.
February 17, 2026 at 4:33 PM
The conspiracy theory that what Bondi is really burying is an Epstein snuff video is ironic, considering Hegseth and Noem are pumping out snuff videos for the pleasure of their sick boss.
February 17, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Killing people makes him feel young and continent again.
February 17, 2026 at 3:33 PM
One thing is for sure, if Colbert just did a normal interview with James Talarico his name wouldn't be everywhere this morning. Jasmine Crockett should demand equal no time.
February 17, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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How is it possible that Kristi Noem still has this job. Imagine if you’re a family member or a shipmate of this guardsman.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...
February 17, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Donald Trump is incapable of writing an obituary and not making it about himself. Just to tease us.
February 17, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Wherever Colbert ends up next, I hope taunting Brendan Carr is a regular feature.
February 17, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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Recent CBS News news:
1. Anderson Cooper leaves 60 Minutes after two decades
2. Stephen Colbert reveals network won’t let him air interview with Dem
3. Producer says politics dictating what airs
4. Owner’s bid for CNN parent back on the table.
5. Not firing Epstein pal.
February 17, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Look, I know it seems excessive that Kristi Noem needs a 70 million dollar luxury jet, but there are certain things you can’t do in an air force jet. Like, um… high level meetings.
February 17, 2026 at 6:27 AM
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I still think the best way to think of the ending of US AID is as the single worst genocide committed by any one US presidential administration.

even given all the horrific things the US has done, it's not really that close. 750k dead already; expected 14 million.
this is exactly why I am absolutely not willing to overlook anyone who was once “advocating for ending USAID” as merely committing a little oopsie-daisy-booboo, by the way
The Project 2025 author is using millions of dollars in USAID money for his own security detail.

It is estimated that 762,000 people have *already died* as a result of Elon Musk and Russell Vought’s obscene murder of USAID, including more than 500,000 children.

Vought is a mass murderer.
February 17, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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This is how you live a life
February 17, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Has anyone seen that Nobel lately?
President Donald Trump sang the praises of acting Venezuelan president Delcy Rodríguez during a Monday press gaggle aboard Air Force One, inadvertently snubbing the woman who gave him her Nobel Peace Prize.
Trump Snubs Nobel Winner Who Gifted Him Her Peace Prize
The president praised the opponent of the woman who gave him her Nobel Peace Prize.
trib.al
February 17, 2026 at 4:47 AM
His and hers bidets?
The interior of Kristi Noem’s new billionaire-class luxury jet is complete with two bidets and a wet bar with a wine chiller. It will be purchased on our dime from the slush fund Congress approved in the One Big Beautiful Bill.

open.substack.com/pub/newsnotn...
Let Them Fly First Class: Kristi Noem’s DHS Luxury Jet Scandal
Inside Noem's flying palace. Plus: Pentagon demands obedient, deadly AI. The race to deploy untested nuclear reactors. Lawmakers move to rein in presidential pardons. And remembering Robert Duvall.
open.substack.com
February 17, 2026 at 4:24 AM