Schooley
@schooley.bsky.social
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Still think it's funny that the master of media just can't understand keeping a low profile for a period to make the subsequent media blitz that much more effective.
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Finger on the pulse of America.
Sydney Sweeney, a registered Republican, has the “HOTTEST” ad out there. It’s for American Eagle, and the jeans are “flying off the shelves.” Go get ‘em Sydney! On the other side of the ledger, Jaguar did a stupid, and seriously WOKE advertisement, THAT IS A TOTAL DISASTER! The CEO just resigned in disgrace, and the company is in absolute turmoil. Who wants to buy a Jaguar after looking at that disgraceful ad. Shouldn’t they have learned a lesson from Bud Lite, which went Woke and essentially destroyed, in a short campaign, the Company. The market cap destruction has been unprecedented, with BILLIONS OF DOLLARS SO FOOLISHLY LOST. Or just look at Woke singer Taylor Swift. Ever since I alerted the world as to what she was by saying on TRUTH that I can’t stand her (HATE!). She was booed out of the Super Bowl and became, NO LONGER HOT. The tide has seriously turned — Being WOKE is for losers, being Republican is what you want to be. Thank you for your attention to this matter! Taylor Swift's 'Showgirl' Has Already Sold 3.5 Million, Beating Adele In its first five days of release, Swift's new album broke a record set by Adele's "25" a decade ago. Swift's equivalent sales include 1.2 million on vinyl.
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“Low IQ individual”
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Peacemaker is some damn fine work from him.
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Still, I like the idea of the No Kings day events blanketed with them for whimsical cohesion.
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This is the American paradox.
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You can protest oppression and also support it at the same time!
Frog costume listing from Amazon
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Jokes do not equal endorsements
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nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
Horrifically creepy and emblematic of this rape-coded administration, but also a govt employee staying at the fuckin ritz on a business trip shows you how much the DC world has changed since the DOJ muffin scandal of 2011.
donmoyn.bsky.social
"30-year-old conservative lawyer and activist who is Trump’s nominee to lead the Office of Special Counsel, which deals with federal employee whistleblower complaints and discrimination" cancelled his colleague's hotel room so she would be forced to stay with him.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
In late July, Paul Ingrassia, the White House liaison for the Department of Homeland Security, arrived at a Ritz-Carlton in Orlando with a lower-ranking female colleague and others from their department. When the group reached the front desk, the woman learned she didn’t have a hotel room.

Ingrassia then informed her that she would be staying with him, according to five administration officials familiar with the episode. Eventually the woman discovered that Ingrassia had arranged ahead of time to have her hotel room canceled so she would have to stay with him, three of those officials said.
schooley.bsky.social
We’re going to start this operation in a place with a giant sign that says, “Keep Portland Weird” what could go wrong?
thedailyshow.com
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
schooley.bsky.social
Is it someone’s misguided aesthetic call or budget issues that have made them turn against immersive theming in the hotels and restaurants these days? There are ample places to experience clean and modern, people want escape at those prices.
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Something that shines a light on what Trump cut would be good.
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Looks like an airport bar tbh
schooley.bsky.social
And Trump always speaks so well of him too.
thedailybeast.bsky.social
President Barack Obama is facing criticism from right-wing influencers and White House officials after a post celebrating the Israel-Hamas peace deal failed to mention Donald Trump.
MAGA Fumes at Obama for Ignoring Trump in His Peace Post
Furious Republicans found another reason to be annoyed at the former president.
trib.al
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I just got back from there and everyone was so optimistic last week at this time.
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Flyers lost today. Phillies, we saw it. If the Eagles lose to the Giants the whole town is going to need a wellness check.
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They also made a very expensive animated series that also died a premature death.
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Nobel committee could do the funniest thing.
Clinton Global Initiative ad with Bill and Gavin Newsom
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I'd love to see that.
schooley.bsky.social
Unless I'm missing something the last Republican President to be awarded was Teddy Roosevelt, and that would have to get an asterisk, considering his party affiliations. On the other hand, in addition to Obama, Carter and Gore won too. But I'm sure his obsession has nothing to do with them at all.
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The question is who winning the peace prize would piss Trump off the most?