Mikhail Gorbaechev
@mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social
Once a Reverend of the Avocado kind. The General Secretary is dead, long live the General Secretary.
Pinned
I'm back.
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Brown gay guys fucking at the halftime show, woke 2 atomic fireball
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Brown gay guys fucking at the halftime show, woke 2 atomic fireball
Treaty of Tordesillas ass take
This all just reaffirms my belief that Spanish should be the sole, official language of the Estados Unidos
February 9, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Treaty of Tordesillas ass take
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"Are Québécois Latinos?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked after 10,321 pages of heated debate,
The Québécois are gonna drone strike you man
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
"Are Québécois Latinos?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked after 10,321 pages of heated debate,
So are the Patriots going to sacrifice Drake Maye to the Great Old Ones or
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
So are the Patriots going to sacrifice Drake Maye to the Great Old Ones or
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Unidos somos América.
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Unidos somos América.
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people not in MN cannot comprehend how hating ICE is now a core cultural component of being Minnesotan. it’s babe the big blue ox, loons, hot dish, and ICE OUT NOW
Gift shop in the Minneapolis airport is selling "ICE OUT of St. Paul" posters next to cute onesies and fridge magnets.
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
people not in MN cannot comprehend how hating ICE is now a core cultural component of being Minnesotan. it’s babe the big blue ox, loons, hot dish, and ICE OUT NOW
Goddamn Sleigh Bells was good
Sleigh Bells in a Super Bowl ad. 2010 Williamsburg is back baby! Sabrina Carpenter is gonna start dating a carpenter in a deep V! We back up!
February 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Goddamn Sleigh Bells was good
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What?? It's the same federal agents. The entire operation is still a terror campaign against my city and state. They're still brutalizing observers for offenses they can't even charge. It all wasn't some big misunderstanding rooted in a lack of professionalism. www.kare11.com/article/news...
February 8, 2026 at 10:02 PM
What?? It's the same federal agents. The entire operation is still a terror campaign against my city and state. They're still brutalizing observers for offenses they can't even charge. It all wasn't some big misunderstanding rooted in a lack of professionalism. www.kare11.com/article/news...
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This is in part why I don't necessarily think the divide in the US is strictly between doctrinaire Zionism and anti-Zionism, though these can be useful self sorting mechanisms, but between those who simply think Israel *has the right* to rule over Palestinians and those who do not.
The underlying political consensus prior to Oct 2023 in the US was that Palestine was an internal issue which the Israelis were entitled to managing for the indefinite future. This was the view of all in DC but literally just a handful. The divide was on the *preference* for *how* Israel managed it.
Most of the time whether implicitly or explicitly what is being said is that there was a ceasefire for Israeli Jews.
February 8, 2026 at 5:57 PM
This is in part why I don't necessarily think the divide in the US is strictly between doctrinaire Zionism and anti-Zionism, though these can be useful self sorting mechanisms, but between those who simply think Israel *has the right* to rule over Palestinians and those who do not.
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Last week the far right started peddling a narrative that the outrage over Epstein is a moral panic. Today, like clockwork, a more polite version of that narrative appears in the Atlantic.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
February 8, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Last week the far right started peddling a narrative that the outrage over Epstein is a moral panic. Today, like clockwork, a more polite version of that narrative appears in the Atlantic.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
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Down with the Patrio-archy. 🤷♂️
February 8, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Down with the Patrio-archy. 🤷♂️
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There’s a guy in A2 who stands on Washtenaw every Saturday morning with signs decrying the genocide in Gaza, but also one that asks “did six million really die?” He’s not interested in the plight of Palestinians; he’s looking for an excuse to air his antisemitism. Fuck him. This doesn’t help Gazans.
Netanyahu is a war criminal who belongs in the Hague, but the only references to Netanyahu in the Epstein files are emails sent exchanging articles about him, or others discussing him.
I think it's very bad that the most popular left-wing streamer on the internet is a raging antisemite.
I think it's very bad that the most popular left-wing streamer on the internet is a raging antisemite.
February 7, 2026 at 11:48 PM
There’s a guy in A2 who stands on Washtenaw every Saturday morning with signs decrying the genocide in Gaza, but also one that asks “did six million really die?” He’s not interested in the plight of Palestinians; he’s looking for an excuse to air his antisemitism. Fuck him. This doesn’t help Gazans.
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Hasan is definitely one of those people who (like Sneako) only supported Zohran Mamdani because he thought Zohran was actually an antisemite.
Netanyahu is a war criminal who belongs in the Hague, but the only references to Netanyahu in the Epstein files are emails sent exchanging articles about him, or others discussing him.
I think it's very bad that the most popular left-wing streamer on the internet is a raging antisemite.
I think it's very bad that the most popular left-wing streamer on the internet is a raging antisemite.
February 8, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Hasan is definitely one of those people who (like Sneako) only supported Zohran Mamdani because he thought Zohran was actually an antisemite.
trust 👏 the 👏 local 👏 community 👏
no not like that
no not like that
February 8, 2026 at 9:24 PM
trust 👏 the 👏 local 👏 community 👏
no not like that
no not like that
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This is like something out of a horror movie, my god
We are in a small community outside Minneapolis and a child arrived to an empty house on Friday. No parents, ice kidnapped them and just leave children to wander alone after school
February 8, 2026 at 8:34 PM
This is like something out of a horror movie, my god
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"Full speed ahead to uber-woke, net-zeroist rejoinerism" is the funniest thing a Labour MP has said for some time I'll give it that. It's like a Jordan Peterson quote about Elmo.
Yes, god help we risk a floundering government that feels like no one is in charge.
February 8, 2026 at 5:42 PM
"Full speed ahead to uber-woke, net-zeroist rejoinerism" is the funniest thing a Labour MP has said for some time I'll give it that. It's like a Jordan Peterson quote about Elmo.
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Legitimately a remarkable victory for liberalism, broadly defined, that these sorts of situations, which are *all over* Europe (Alsace-Lorraine, the Basque Country, the entire country of Belgium) at one point were bloody ethnic conflicts, do not generate anything stronger than shitposting arguments.
fight! fight! fight! fight!
(remembers History)
friends ... i take it back. please. do not fight
(remembers History)
friends ... i take it back. please. do not fight
February 8, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Legitimately a remarkable victory for liberalism, broadly defined, that these sorts of situations, which are *all over* Europe (Alsace-Lorraine, the Basque Country, the entire country of Belgium) at one point were bloody ethnic conflicts, do not generate anything stronger than shitposting arguments.
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"Our fair republic must be the victim of the monster slavery unless we speedily rise in all our might and boldly shout for freedom ... It is not a question merely of what shall we do with four millions of Africans, but what are the rights of man." - Elizabeth Cady Stanton, who was not exactly woke.
February 8, 2026 at 5:09 PM
"Our fair republic must be the victim of the monster slavery unless we speedily rise in all our might and boldly shout for freedom ... It is not a question merely of what shall we do with four millions of Africans, but what are the rights of man." - Elizabeth Cady Stanton, who was not exactly woke.
Liam Ramos has more American spirit in his little finger than this sonofabitch has in his entire body
Gonzales on Liam Ramos and his family: "They're not gonna qualify for asylum. So what do you do with all the people that go through the process and do not qualify for asylum? You deport them. I understand that 5-year-old and it breaks my heart. I also think, what about that 5-year-old US citizen?"
February 8, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Liam Ramos has more American spirit in his little finger than this sonofabitch has in his entire body
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“Living in America” isn’t some special award that we have to dole out carefully. It’s not a prize or a gold medal. It doesn’t hurt me to have neighbors like Liam Ramos. These people are such stupid freaks.
Gonzales on Liam Ramos and his family: "They're not gonna qualify for asylum. So what do you do with all the people that go through the process and do not qualify for asylum? You deport them. I understand that 5-year-old and it breaks my heart. I also think, what about that 5-year-old US citizen?"
February 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
“Living in America” isn’t some special award that we have to dole out carefully. It’s not a prize or a gold medal. It doesn’t hurt me to have neighbors like Liam Ramos. These people are such stupid freaks.
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wait wow that's so crazy immigrants are massively critical to nursing and home healthcare who would have guessed or known something about it before hand like any one thing but i guess not oh well
February 8, 2026 at 5:53 PM
wait wow that's so crazy immigrants are massively critical to nursing and home healthcare who would have guessed or known something about it before hand like any one thing but i guess not oh well
Man just bring back Red Ed.
NEW: McSweeney allies suggest he carried can for Starmer over Mandelson decision. They say it was wrong to suggest he pushed for appointment, and was careful to ensure others shared views, which were unanimous. “He gave his advice, but that’s all it was. Keir made the decision.”
February 8, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Man just bring back Red Ed.
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YES. Observers have spent too much time worrying about anonymity and secrecy in an effort to avoid after-the-fact consequences. But those consequences are extremely unlikely - first, you’re doing nothing illegal, and second, they literally don’t have the legal manpower to prosecute almost anyone.
This is why the are already dropping the felony charges against the 22 folks arrested last week. They don't have the goods and no one to do the work to prosecute.
February 8, 2026 at 1:27 PM
YES. Observers have spent too much time worrying about anonymity and secrecy in an effort to avoid after-the-fact consequences. But those consequences are extremely unlikely - first, you’re doing nothing illegal, and second, they literally don’t have the legal manpower to prosecute almost anyone.
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Netanyahu is a war criminal who belongs in the Hague, but the only references to Netanyahu in the Epstein files are emails sent exchanging articles about him, or others discussing him.
I think it's very bad that the most popular left-wing streamer on the internet is a raging antisemite.
I think it's very bad that the most popular left-wing streamer on the internet is a raging antisemite.
February 7, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Netanyahu is a war criminal who belongs in the Hague, but the only references to Netanyahu in the Epstein files are emails sent exchanging articles about him, or others discussing him.
I think it's very bad that the most popular left-wing streamer on the internet is a raging antisemite.
I think it's very bad that the most popular left-wing streamer on the internet is a raging antisemite.
Pretty high likelihood these people get fucked up in November.
Conservative Iowa legislators are on a campaign to overhaul the state’s universities. #AcademicSky #HigherEd www.forbes.com/sites/michae...
A Flurry Of Higher Ed Bills Prompts The Question: What’s Up With Iowa?
The Iowa legislature is considering several bills that together represent one of the most dramatic makeovers of higher education any state has attempted in recent years.
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February 8, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Pretty high likelihood these people get fucked up in November.