Jacquie
@lajacq.bsky.social
Alleged Attorney. Californian. Angeleno. Stay weird.
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True enlightenment is reaching synthesis.
the wokest people you know from tumblr 🤝 dead-eyed maximizers of gdp and the national interest
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
True enlightenment is reaching synthesis.
Slave catchers
November 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Slave catchers
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Do I have any friends on here who are versed in advanced statistics?
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Do I have any friends on here who are versed in advanced statistics?
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saw a rothko live recently and was reminded of how little photos do justice to his work
White Over Red
https://botfrens.com/collections/25/contents/4881
https://botfrens.com/collections/25/contents/4881
November 18, 2025 at 8:33 AM
saw a rothko live recently and was reminded of how little photos do justice to his work
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I promise, as your president, that I will not even acknowledge a single journalist
They'll be like "access?" And I'll just walk on by. All while they impotently cry "NOOOOOOOOO MY ACCESS! ACCESS!!!!"
They'll be like "access?" And I'll just walk on by. All while they impotently cry "NOOOOOOOOO MY ACCESS! ACCESS!!!!"
"but but but the fourth estate"
You people couldn't act right. You can read about what the White House is up to in its press releases.
You people couldn't act right. You can read about what the White House is up to in its press releases.
November 18, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I promise, as your president, that I will not even acknowledge a single journalist
They'll be like "access?" And I'll just walk on by. All while they impotently cry "NOOOOOOOOO MY ACCESS! ACCESS!!!!"
They'll be like "access?" And I'll just walk on by. All while they impotently cry "NOOOOOOOOO MY ACCESS! ACCESS!!!!"
Do I have any friends on here who are versed in advanced statistics?
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Do I have any friends on here who are versed in advanced statistics?
The use of this picture for this story is so fucking funny I'm dying.
Mick Jagger, famously terrible at picking up women.
Mick Jagger, famously terrible at picking up women.
Bill Ackman’s advice to young men has been mocked for being naive. It’s not a bad pickup line — but ultimately guys need to learn how to be interesting
‘May I meet you?’ How Gen Z men can attract young women
Bill Ackman’s advice to young men has been mocked for being naive. It’s not a bad pickup line — but ultimately guys need to learn how to be interesting
www.thetimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 AM
The use of this picture for this story is so fucking funny I'm dying.
Mick Jagger, famously terrible at picking up women.
Mick Jagger, famously terrible at picking up women.
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YESSSSSSS!!!!! See, the news isn’t ALL bad!!
City Raccoons Are Evolving to Look More Like Pets
City-dwelling raccoons seem to be evolving a shorter snout—a telltale feature of our pets and other domesticated animals
www.scientificamerican.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
YESSSSSSS!!!!! See, the news isn’t ALL bad!!
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I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
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Property taxes make people act psychotic lol
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Property taxes make people act psychotic lol
Turns out the private hypocrisy of the WASP elite was a load bearing feature of American democracy
we are subject to a plague of TRASHY people who absolutely REVEL in wallowing like fatted hogs in their gilded-gold trash-heaps, and by God, I am sick and tired of it
this tawdry Olivia Nuzzi stuff highlights why I’m turning into a small-c conservative with regards to “it is unseemly and shameful for people in positions of power and influence to subject the public to their messy-ass sex nonsense on a constant basis”
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Turns out the private hypocrisy of the WASP elite was a load bearing feature of American democracy
Mace was already fucked in 2026, but she is done done if this passes. Her district includes the wealthiest suburbs of Charleston.
Women who get an abortion and anyone who helps them could face up to 30 years in prison under the bill.
It appears to ban any contraception that prevents a fertilized egg from implanting. That would ban IUDs and could strictly limit in-vitro fertilization.
It appears to ban any contraception that prevents a fertilized egg from implanting. That would ban IUDs and could strictly limit in-vitro fertilization.
Women Who Have Abortions Would Face Decades in Prison Under South Carolina Plan
Women who get abortions could spend decades in prison and IUDs would be outlawed under proposed legislation in South Carolina.
buff.ly
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Mace was already fucked in 2026, but she is done done if this passes. Her district includes the wealthiest suburbs of Charleston.
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If DHS targets a single Catholic parish, His Holiness should place the entire administration under interdict
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
If DHS targets a single Catholic parish, His Holiness should place the entire administration under interdict
If I was Pope Leo, I would be flying to the US to hold mass in Spanish in like El Paso and dare the Trump Administration to fuck with me.
As a cradle catholic I have never before wanted the church to do mass in latin before this moment.
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
If I was Pope Leo, I would be flying to the US to hold mass in Spanish in like El Paso and dare the Trump Administration to fuck with me.
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Aiming for Joan Didion but landing on Eva Braun.
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Aiming for Joan Didion but landing on Eva Braun.
Pope Leo 🔜 “America has strayed from God’s light and something must be done”
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Pope Leo 🔜 “America has strayed from God’s light and something must be done”
I wouldn’t vote for Newsom, but in so far as he can rhetorically push the Democratic status quo to “punish collaborators” he would be helpful.
the career people are helping the administration because they believe the administration will punish them if they don't and the democrats will be lenient
November 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I wouldn’t vote for Newsom, but in so far as he can rhetorically push the Democratic status quo to “punish collaborators” he would be helpful.
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i think that it is critically important to retaliate.
Trump will not just be four years of bad management. The culture of these organizations will be fucked for a long time. The pressure to retaliate and clean house will be strong, and no-one wants to work in a war zone.
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
i think that it is critically important to retaliate.
Airstrikes in Mexico is how you get the cartels to start popping off in Houston, Phoenix and god knows where else.
Trump: “Would I launch strikes on Mexico to stop drugs? It's ok with me.”
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Airstrikes in Mexico is how you get the cartels to start popping off in Houston, Phoenix and god knows where else.
All the other great albums of 2011 are problematic now but this a good winner. lol
November 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
All the other great albums of 2011 are problematic now but this a good winner. lol
When I'm in charge, direct to consumer car sales are a top 5 priority lol
The primary fascist base is not rural whites. It is your local car dealers.
Hendrick Motorsports sold dozens of SUVs to ICE, records show
The $2.25M contract was for 25 Chevrolet Tahoes
www.wbtv.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
When I'm in charge, direct to consumer car sales are a top 5 priority lol
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Every backwards rural shithole in the history of the entire world has been a hotbed of reaction but everyone from French radlibs to Chinese communists thinks they’re the ones who are going to turn it around. There is nothing new under the sun.
as a white liberal with Southern roots, quite frankly, I think other white liberals from the South need to get the fuck over their oddly defensive attitude about what should be pretty blindingly obvious.
I understand why some white liberals from the Deep South want to insist that there isn't something distinct (and bad) about Southern political culture but the problem with this is that we wouldn't even have this idea of "The South" as distinct from the rest of the US if there wasn't a there there
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Every backwards rural shithole in the history of the entire world has been a hotbed of reaction but everyone from French radlibs to Chinese communists thinks they’re the ones who are going to turn it around. There is nothing new under the sun.
I had a plumber tell me that clean energy wasn't efficient or reliable enough and that's why we need gas/coal. Basically word for word from Landman or Fox.
I work in renewable energy lol.
I work in renewable energy lol.
"Landman" is straight-up fossil fuel propaganda, being piped into millions of homes a week.
Is there anything similar for renewables? Is anyone even pondering such an idea? [tap tap] Is this thing on?
Is there anything similar for renewables? Is anyone even pondering such an idea? [tap tap] Is this thing on?
New season of "Landman" reflects oil industry's renewed swagger
"'Landman' reflects a pivot point of how the industry is viewed," American Petroleum Institute president says.
www.axios.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I had a plumber tell me that clean energy wasn't efficient or reliable enough and that's why we need gas/coal. Basically word for word from Landman or Fox.
I work in renewable energy lol.
I work in renewable energy lol.
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"are Southern whites more racist than other American whites" is like the most tested question of all time in American history and the answer is yes extremely so
November 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"are Southern whites more racist than other American whites" is like the most tested question of all time in American history and the answer is yes extremely so