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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢
@regimecpa.bsky.social
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Even a crooked regime wants an honest accountant.
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · Aug 11
*chuckling and putting down my copy of the financial times* President Trump executed Order 66? Doesn't that clown know that'll be bad for military morale?
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Spice 💕 @spicedyde.bsky.social · 14h
🐶: “Very spooky! A corpse is a dead body.”
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 8m
Toyota always wins, write that down
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Civixplorer @civixplorer.bsky.social · 29m
🚗 Comparing the changing landscape of global car sales.
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Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 13h
Every A.I. CEO is like “We invented a robot that can fuck your wife so you have more free time to mow the lawn!”
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Siblings of Scruffkit @scruffkit.bsky.social · 9h
When there's just enough yarn left over for a matching mini cardigan
💚Eevee
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 8h
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Elliot 🥕 @nameoftheyear.bsky.social · 11h
LOSING MY MIND AT THE PHONE NUMBER ON THIS BUS IN FRONT OF ME
Photo of the back of a private transport bus featuring a Pegasus logo. The company phone number printed on the bus is 1-888-PEG-TRANS
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🏳️‍🌈🚲Cole🚄🐶 @regimepup.bsky.social · 9h
Are all cats autistic? The greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by moderators after 12,239 pages
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 11h
I mean yeah lol
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 12h
feels relevant
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 12h
"what's your opinion on enjoying some fajitas with a cold beer"
jesse plemons scratching his face from the civil war movie lol
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 12h
Bringing up Fisher when I have alcohol in the fridge huh
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 12h
Europe: you can sit, whatever

America; if you have time to lean, you have time to clean!
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 12h
Aldi works you pretty hard no matter what but they do pay above average and let their cashiers sit so
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Oct 5
if i was that wise owl and some kid asked me how much you gotta lick a tootsie pop i'd tell em where to shove it. don't come up and bother me with bull shit like this, i'm a college graduate
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 12h
They used ours too! It was an anti-theft move if anything.
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 13h
They nuke Chicago first, as you do
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 13h
I counted one more employee (one fewer security guard and two more checkout teens)
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 13h
They had a ton of them, I would impulse buy snacks since I can walk there. No more :(
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 13h
Yep, store number 3 is checkout free now
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 13h
They literally just removed them and put in more manned checkout lanes overnight. I’m assuming it was a high theft store but it’s easy to walk there so this makes impulse purchasing way more inconvenient.
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 13h
My Aldi ripped out all the self checkouts, this sucks
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 13h
I would never accuse America of being a classy place
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 13h
They have, that’s what Hooters is.
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 13h
Inflation hits again
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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 17h
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 13h
I mean if you lent an auto parts company $10 billion, you deserve all the pain that you get
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