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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢

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Even a crooked regime wants an honest accountant.

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · Aug 11

*chuckling and putting down my copy of the financial times* President Trump executed Order 66? Doesn't that clown know that'll be bad for military morale?

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Siblings of Scruffkit @scruffkit.bsky.social · 2h

When there's just enough yarn left over for a matching mini cardigan
💚Eevee

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Elliot 🥕 @nameoftheyear.bsky.social · 5h

LOSING MY MIND AT THE PHONE NUMBER ON THIS BUS IN FRONT OF ME

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🏳️‍🌈🚲Cole🚄🐶 @regimepup.bsky.social · 2h

Are all cats autistic? The greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by moderators after 12,239 pages

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 4h

I mean yeah lol

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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 5h

feels relevant

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 5h

"what's your opinion on enjoying some fajitas with a cold beer"

jesse plemons scratching his face from the civil war movie lol

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 6h

Bringing up Fisher when I have alcohol in the fridge huh

Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 6h

Europe: you can sit, whatever

America; if you have time to lean, you have time to clean!

Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 6h

Aldi works you pretty hard no matter what but they do pay above average and let their cashiers sit so

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Oct 5

if i was that wise owl and some kid asked me how much you gotta lick a tootsie pop i'd tell em where to shove it. don't come up and bother me with bull shit like this, i'm a college graduate

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 6h

They used ours too! It was an anti-theft move if anything.

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 6h

They nuke Chicago first, as you do

Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 6h

I counted one more employee (one fewer security guard and two more checkout teens)

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 6h

They had a ton of them, I would impulse buy snacks since I can walk there. No more :(

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 6h

Yep, store number 3 is checkout free now

Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 6h

They literally just removed them and put in more manned checkout lanes overnight. I’m assuming it was a high theft store but it’s easy to walk there so this makes impulse purchasing way more inconvenient.

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 6h

My Aldi ripped out all the self checkouts, this sucks

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 6h

I would never accuse America of being a classy place

Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 6h

They have, that’s what Hooters is.

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 6h

Inflation hits again

Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 10h

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 6h

I mean if you lent an auto parts company $10 billion, you deserve all the pain that you get

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 1d

Sure, everything might be getting worse all the time, but at least we will be poorer forever

delrayser @delrayser.bsky.social · 1d

everything is on fire these days, sure, but how is it that 50% of all news stories are not about how I just spent $20 on a bag of store brand coffee at fucking costco

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 7h

Banks are out of money, go get it NOW

lil homie gay ass @shituationist.bsky.social · 7h

Should I go ahead and take all my money out of the bank before the banks run out of money or is this premature?

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 7h

Every bank on earth has lent billions of dollars to a known fraudster who did a roll up of a low margin business, just beautiful

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