Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢
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*chuckling and putting down my copy of the financial times* President Trump executed Order 66? Doesn't that clown know that'll be bad for military morale?
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scruffkit.bsky.social
When there's just enough yarn left over for a matching mini cardigan
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nameoftheyear.bsky.social
LOSING MY MIND AT THE PHONE NUMBER ON THIS BUS IN FRONT OF ME
Photo of the back of a private transport bus featuring a Pegasus logo. The company phone number printed on the bus is 1-888-PEG-TRANS
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regimepup.bsky.social
Are all cats autistic? The greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by moderators after 12,239 pages
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utopia-defer.red
"what's your opinion on enjoying some fajitas with a cold beer"
jesse plemons scratching his face from the civil war movie lol
regimecpa.bsky.social
Bringing up Fisher when I have alcohol in the fridge huh
regimecpa.bsky.social
Europe: you can sit, whatever

America; if you have time to lean, you have time to clean!
regimecpa.bsky.social
Aldi works you pretty hard no matter what but they do pay above average and let their cashiers sit so
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
if i was that wise owl and some kid asked me how much you gotta lick a tootsie pop i'd tell em where to shove it. don't come up and bother me with bull shit like this, i'm a college graduate
regimecpa.bsky.social
They used ours too! It was an anti-theft move if anything.
regimecpa.bsky.social
I counted one more employee (one fewer security guard and two more checkout teens)
regimecpa.bsky.social
They had a ton of them, I would impulse buy snacks since I can walk there. No more :(
regimecpa.bsky.social
Yep, store number 3 is checkout free now
regimecpa.bsky.social
They literally just removed them and put in more manned checkout lanes overnight. I’m assuming it was a high theft store but it’s easy to walk there so this makes impulse purchasing way more inconvenient.
regimecpa.bsky.social
My Aldi ripped out all the self checkouts, this sucks
regimecpa.bsky.social
I would never accuse America of being a classy place
regimecpa.bsky.social
Inflation hits again
djangowexler.bsky.social
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
regimecpa.bsky.social
I mean if you lent an auto parts company $10 billion, you deserve all the pain that you get
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regimecpa.bsky.social
Sure, everything might be getting worse all the time, but at least we will be poorer forever
delrayser.bsky.social
everything is on fire these days, sure, but how is it that 50% of all news stories are not about how I just spent $20 on a bag of store brand coffee at fucking costco
regimecpa.bsky.social
Banks are out of money, go get it NOW
shituationist.bsky.social
Should I go ahead and take all my money out of the bank before the banks run out of money or is this premature?
regimecpa.bsky.social
Every bank on earth has lent billions of dollars to a known fraudster who did a roll up of a low margin business, just beautiful