Creighton ⚒️
@creightonote.bsky.social
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Highly regarded Hawkeyes "writer" from Off Tackle Empire. Come on you Irons, Saoirse don Phalaistín
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creightonote.bsky.social
It's so funny to let baseball ruin your night. Wym ur in ur feels for the game for 10 year olds
creightonote.bsky.social
Megan Gustafson is now minutes away from winning a ring 😤
Austin Powers giving a thumbs up
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junoryleejournalism.com
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
creightonote.bsky.social
It rocks that every other team has elected to complain about Philly doing it instead of just running it themselves
creightonote.bsky.social
Cam Skattebo runs like a Battletoad
creightonote.bsky.social
"roundtable on Gaza" without a single person at the table that doesn't want to see the Palestinians exterminated
creightonote.bsky.social
I'm sorry was that yakub and white kash patel
creightonote.bsky.social
There's another plot twist btw he's an ex navy seal that all the other seals hate because he lied about being the one to kill bin laden
creightonote.bsky.social
Well knock me over with a feather
the-independent.com
For years, Missouri’s Kansas City Chiefs have been the NFL team to beat.

But academics at the University of Texas El Paso and institutions across the eastern U.S. have suggested their winning record could have had a helping hand.

Read here: www.independent.co.uk/sport/nfl-re...
creightonote.bsky.social
That's my city, dawg 🫡🇵🇸
LOCAL

lowa City votes down trash compactor over manufacturer's ties to Israel-Hamas war

Ryan Hansen

Iowa City Press-Citizen

Oct. 8, 2025, 9:24 a.m. CT

Iowa City leaders declined to spend over $1 million on a new trash compactor because it was manufactured by Caterpillar, a company on the city's Israeli divestment list.
creightonote.bsky.social
I know she's just like one of their typical voters who got elected by accident so it's by design that she's in the dark about all this, but you'd think they would have shown her a ppt explaining that the only thing the GOP project actually cares about is looting the country for like 37 rich perverts
creightonote.bsky.social
Wherever you go in the world you can find people that just want to do silly bits for each other
creightonote.bsky.social
I think spending a lot of time on xiaohongshu over the last year has taught me that posting and riffing are universal languages and honestly I think that's really beautiful
creightonote.bsky.social
It rocks that they're painting run of the mill democrats as dangerous terrorists and radicals and then you meet one and it's like a sweet lady who drives a Camry full of bumper stickers about how sick the library is
creightonote.bsky.social
The streets are calling the right wing gargoyle-to-football coach pipeline the "opposite Tuberville"
creightonote.bsky.social
Yesss they absolutely wail!

This is one of my favorite songs it's called 鲁蛇俱乐部 which apparently means "Loser Club" but with the English pronunciation of "loser"
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?

me: desktop
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creightonote.bsky.social
If any of you have an overlapping social circle with Jordon Hudson I think a really funny bit would be to convince her that Bill would be interesting as a podcaster
creightonote.bsky.social
I think "in media" is *vastly* overestimating how much rizz he's got, probably due to having a girlfriend 50 years his junior and misunderstanding how that happened
creightonote.bsky.social
I think scoring a touchdown on the very first possession of his tenure was absolute top shelf comedic gold, given how everything has since panned out
lucyrohden.bsky.social
What’s everyone’s favorite bill belichick memory at Carolina
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vtben.bsky.social
When they announced the time of day of when their QB last completed a pass.
Gio Lopez last completed pass 8:12 ET