Delaney King (She/Her/Ho Ho Whomst)
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Delaney King (She/Her/Ho Ho Whomst)
@delaneyking.bsky.social
Senior videogame tech artist /art director.
Unreal Tournament 04, Dragonage, D&D Online, God of War: Chains of Olympus, Stellaris, Civ IV + more. Vfx Where The Wild Things Are.
All your base are belong to us.
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Hi I'm Delaney, I have been a video game artist, art director and technical artist for over 27 years including D&D Online, LOTR online, Dragonage, Stellaris, Unreal Tournament and more- plus films like Where The Wild Things Are.
I am a proud #transgender and intersex woman.
To change the vibe of your #TTRPG session, rename hitpoints to "Doom" or "Fate" and damage to "onslaught" and "peril".

Rather than being these huge sponges for damage until you run out of hit points, you face the relentless onslaught of your enemies until you meet your doom.
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Horsy Dogs
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Tech companies - "heres some bullshit no one asked for that we underpaid and overworked employees to get...oh also it spies on you and sends your favorite porn to the people whose respect you most want"

Us - "nah thats ok I'll pass"

Tech companies - "why are you personally destroying the economy?"
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This.
If you have ADHD and have trouble getting to sleep, try drinking a stimulant like coffee before bed.

The idea is you stimulate the brain out of deficit, so instead of it trying to manufacture dopamine, it can rest.
I took stimulants, drank a coffee, and had an energy drink so now it's time to pass out because ADHD is A TRIP.
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It's Whitney Houston.
THE woman. Maybe of all time
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Do you bite your thumb at ME, Charlie Brown?
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Listen to Joga and trying not to sing "daaaamage" whenever Björk sings "emotional".
a woman is sitting in front of a television and smiling at the camera .
ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a television and smiling at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Yes, enjoy your Reaper Miniatures Pathfinder Feiya Iconic Witch!
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Here's someone examining it in NYC. It's large landlords. medium.com/justfixorg/e...

Spain? It's large landlords.
journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1...

Australia? Wouldn't you know it, it's large landlords.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
We all float down here Charlie.

-I don't.

Shut up, Delaney. I told you not to eat that entire pizza.
a person in a yellow raincoat is standing next to a clown in a box .
ALT: a person in a yellow raincoat is standing next to a clown in a box .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Strangely, this did not work.

Oh well, guess I will have to cook something healthy.

Fuck you all. (Kisses)
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Trust me, it was overrated. Except the longevity stuff.
Pretty sure I'm supposed to be an initiate in some secret order of dark magicians during the Renaissance instead of whatever the fuck.
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I made humus but less sexy.
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Ha ha Chekhov, I unloaded that pistol whilst you were asleep!
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I am fund raising for snacks.

No, I am fine. I just want some empty calories to keep the existential dread at bay. Carbs. I am thinking carbs, something stodgey and probably illegal in several countries due to what can be classed as food.

I may buy a vegetable. To fry.

www.ko-fi.com/dellak
Buy Delaney King a Coffee
Throw virtual money at Delaney King's face hole in the form of a coffee. Down with capitalism- but in the meantime we all gotta eat.
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November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Thou absolute unit. Thou hecka chonk. Thou certified big boi. Woulst that I had thee to shelter behind should mine enemies fill the sky with arrows and I would not fear. Verily, good murderfloof, you are the most muscular knave of a cat.
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule, Charlie Brown?
Second prize is a set of steak knives, Charlie Brown
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I was such an angel in high school
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
An old pic of me in my natural habitat.
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Surprising no one.
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Yes, fanfic writer, we had UBER in the early 90s. We used our land lines to order them.
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Tickle me on the third tentacle left of my other mouth, the one with the dripping razor beak. It makes me giggle.
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Try breathing. It's good for you.

I am a 100% successful health influencer now.

Throw me sponsorships.
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Plagiarism is taking things, literally.
November 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM