Delaney (Pum)King (She/Her/Whomst)
@delaneyking.bsky.social
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Senior videogame tech artist /art director. Unreal Tournament 04, Dragonage, D&D Online, God of War: Chains of Olympus, Stellaris, Civ IV + more. Vfx Where The Wild Things Are, The Spirit. Gives good shitpost. Www.delaneyking.com
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Hi I'm Delaney, I have been a video game artist, art director and technical artist for over 27 years including D&D Online, LOTR online, Dragonage, Stellaris, Unreal Tournament and more- plus films like Where The Wild Things Are.
I am a proud #transgender and intersex woman.
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A throw rug to tie the whole thing together
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I am gonna need to fumigate my crypt and get new silicone seals for my coffin.

Fucking moon crooner.
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I woke up and thought I had pissed, shat and vomited whilst I slept- all at once, then realised it was just a werewolf I could smell outside.
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Not a game but it's now immortalized in my Insanity Deathmatch mod for Doom.😁It will sometimes display when you're gibbed to pieces.
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I am once again asking...
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NPC dialogue you should add to your game just for me:

"I dunno man, Ms. Frizzle just looks like she eats a mean pussy."
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Don't threaten me with a good time.

Unfazed, I will counter with an even better time. You stammer... legs quivering, breath coming hard now, you try to think of something, anything to up the ante but all you can think of is how good my suggestion is, how much you crave it.

I warned you.

I did.
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Oh yeah? What about "Ben Afleck, best known as the scared basketball player in Buffy The Vampire Slayer Movie"
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Last last one or the last one before repeating the first one?
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Cocks.

(But also creating complex auto decorating modular dungeons and substance and shader set ups in order to create a uniform and yet quickly adaptable environment for texturing.)
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I am not just a crude bitch shitposter.

I am a crude bitch with decades of video game development experience both AAA and indy, with credits in film and TV, who has taught masterclasses all over the word and been a technical consultant to major companies.

But mostly a crude bitch shitposter
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I mean... that is literally the album, if you throw in "that dick is a cheating asshole and I cucked him real good"
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Lyrics these days are very direct, we have lost the art of innuendo and metaphor.

Imagine Fleetwood Mac's rumours being like

"I'm divorcing the bass player behind me and am getting good dick from the lighting director over there. Meanwhile my gal here is fucking the drummer coked up to the eyes"
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Transgender people get thrown under the bus so much we should install wifi down here.