Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦
@deonandan.bsky.social
Personal account of Prof Raywat Deonandan, PhD: Epidemiologist, award-winning educator, bestselling author, scourge of the ignorant & servant to a small child.
Sometimes I can't tell if people here are asinine or just clueless. There's a Venn diagram, I'm sure.
February 9, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Sometimes I can't tell if people here are asinine or just clueless. There's a Venn diagram, I'm sure.
Hahaha. Cry some more, little babies.
February 9, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Hahaha. Cry some more, little babies.
"The bushes were people" sounds like the ending revelation of a 1970s sci-fi horror film.
February 9, 2026 at 5:39 AM
"The bushes were people" sounds like the ending revelation of a 1970s sci-fi horror film.
Never seen or heard Bad Bunny before. First reaction: that dude's got YUUUGE shoulders!
February 9, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Never seen or heard Bad Bunny before. First reaction: that dude's got YUUUGE shoulders!
I wonder what part of Belarus "Based Yankee" is posting from.
February 9, 2026 at 5:33 AM
I wonder what part of Belarus "Based Yankee" is posting from.
As a Canadian, I feel awkward having to share with many Americans that the USA does NOT have an official language. Some states do. And Trump made an executive order that English is the official langauge... but that only binds the feds, no one else. So speak your Spanish and whatever else you've got.
February 9, 2026 at 5:30 AM
As a Canadian, I feel awkward having to share with many Americans that the USA does NOT have an official language. Some states do. And Trump made an executive order that English is the official langauge... but that only binds the feds, no one else. So speak your Spanish and whatever else you've got.
February 9, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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Please enjoy my most viral tweet of all time shared anew every year by dozens of slop aggregator accounts far and wide.
February 8, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Please enjoy my most viral tweet of all time shared anew every year by dozens of slop aggregator accounts far and wide.
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ethics professor here, can confirm
"should the government kidnap 5 year olds and deport them? We asked seventeen ethics professors and they all just screamed"
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
ethics professor here, can confirm
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Remember when we thought Sarah Palin was the dumbest person in politics
Good times.
Good times.
February 8, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Remember when we thought Sarah Palin was the dumbest person in politics
Good times.
Good times.
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Poilievre's Conservatives are all pounding the same talking old points, as they haven't learned anything and are genetically incapable of pivoting. Blaming the cost of groceries on Carney is one of their main memes, but Dragons' Den host Arlene Dickinson has something to say about that... #cdnpoli
February 8, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Poilievre's Conservatives are all pounding the same talking old points, as they haven't learned anything and are genetically incapable of pivoting. Blaming the cost of groceries on Carney is one of their main memes, but Dragons' Den host Arlene Dickinson has something to say about that... #cdnpoli
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Reposted by Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦
Reposted by Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦
Hitchcock’s greatest work.
February 7, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Hitchcock’s greatest work.
I really hope Bill Clinton opens his Epstein deposition with:
"So anyway, there I was, getting a blowjob from Donald..."
"So anyway, there I was, getting a blowjob from Donald..."
February 8, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I really hope Bill Clinton opens his Epstein deposition with:
"So anyway, there I was, getting a blowjob from Donald..."
"So anyway, there I was, getting a blowjob from Donald..."
My dog dropped two steaming turds in the snow this morning.
In other news...
In other news...
February 8, 2026 at 5:44 PM
My dog dropped two steaming turds in the snow this morning.
In other news...
In other news...
Now, if this was the kind of insight he actually shared, we wouldn't have a problem.
February 8, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Now, if this was the kind of insight he actually shared, we wouldn't have a problem.
Oh no! Not the person who misspells connoisseur!
February 8, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Oh no! Not the person who misspells connoisseur!
Seen in Seattle
February 8, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Seen in Seattle
Either "ORyant" thinks I'm AI generated, or that I am Albert, son of.....
February 8, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Either "ORyant" thinks I'm AI generated, or that I am Albert, son of.....
Really missing my late mother this morning. So I tried to recreate one of her breakfast recipes: carrot fritters. Had to modify slightly for the ingredients I have on hand. Not great, but not bad.
February 8, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Really missing my late mother this morning. So I tried to recreate one of her breakfast recipes: carrot fritters. Had to modify slightly for the ingredients I have on hand. Not great, but not bad.
Dear "The Vegemite Kid":
Marmite is better. You know it and I know it. Let's not pretend.
Marmite is better. You know it and I know it. Let's not pretend.
February 8, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Dear "The Vegemite Kid":
Marmite is better. You know it and I know it. Let's not pretend.
Marmite is better. You know it and I know it. Let's not pretend.
Guess I'll never know if "Place Holder Bug Image" ever changes his place holder bug image.
And "Pudgy Lizard", I was hoping you'd discover GLP-1, brother!
As for "Archive the Hyena", well.... already archived.
And "Pudgy Lizard", I was hoping you'd discover GLP-1, brother!
As for "Archive the Hyena", well.... already archived.
February 8, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Guess I'll never know if "Place Holder Bug Image" ever changes his place holder bug image.
And "Pudgy Lizard", I was hoping you'd discover GLP-1, brother!
As for "Archive the Hyena", well.... already archived.
And "Pudgy Lizard", I was hoping you'd discover GLP-1, brother!
As for "Archive the Hyena", well.... already archived.