Bar Mageddon
@barmageddon.bsky.social
Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do?
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whilst analyzing this post i suppose it’s important to remember we can’t rule out the effects of alcohol
January 25, 2026 at 1:04 AM
whilst analyzing this post i suppose it’s important to remember we can’t rule out the effects of alcohol
i used to think i was a pessimist, but the past decade exposed me for an optimistic fool
i briefly thought i might be a pacifist, but 2025 left scars upon my soul
i don’t know anything anymore
my heart is filled with hate
i don’t know anything
i briefly thought i might be a pacifist, but 2025 left scars upon my soul
i don’t know anything anymore
my heart is filled with hate
i don’t know anything
January 24, 2026 at 11:37 PM
i used to think i was a pessimist, but the past decade exposed me for an optimistic fool
i briefly thought i might be a pacifist, but 2025 left scars upon my soul
i don’t know anything anymore
my heart is filled with hate
i don’t know anything
i briefly thought i might be a pacifist, but 2025 left scars upon my soul
i don’t know anything anymore
my heart is filled with hate
i don’t know anything
wipe the slate clean
literally all of them suck
literally all of them suck
January 24, 2026 at 11:39 AM
wipe the slate clean
literally all of them suck
literally all of them suck
and yes this is a wild statement coming from me the king of thumb-twiddlin
January 24, 2026 at 8:40 AM
and yes this is a wild statement coming from me the king of thumb-twiddlin
the darkness is fine i'm just concerned you might not be getting the most out of your time on this earth
January 24, 2026 at 8:39 AM
the darkness is fine i'm just concerned you might not be getting the most out of your time on this earth
sister you have your priorities ALL mixed up
January 24, 2026 at 8:24 AM
sister you have your priorities ALL mixed up
it's -11C here right now and this isn't a particularly cold area
January 24, 2026 at 7:57 AM
it's -11C here right now and this isn't a particularly cold area
if it's thursday and you say "next saturday" and you mean two days from now you are a crazy person
January 24, 2026 at 7:51 AM
if it's thursday and you say "next saturday" and you mean two days from now you are a crazy person
you deserve punishment and you will be punished and you will accept your punishment
January 24, 2026 at 7:46 AM
you deserve punishment and you will be punished and you will accept your punishment
working for me i think?
January 24, 2026 at 5:12 AM
working for me i think?