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Darach Ó Séaghdha
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That @theirishfor guy. Author of Motherfoclóir & Craic Baby. He/Him.
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That’s a perfectly nice thing to eat, but it is not a recipe. I also really want this book now.
February 5, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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The cursed late-Celtic-Tiger celebrity cookbook with Bertie's weird coddle recipe also includes this mad entry from "iNose" DJ Carey.

1. That recipe... is just a pile of food.
2. Uncharacteristically gracious of him to admit to being a complete fucking idiot in the personal note on the left!
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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And Oprah was supposed to be called Orpah after the person in the Bible but there was a misspelling on her birth cert
February 5, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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I love the way it looks like the dog has turned his head to see who's talking shite about him.
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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I knew two brothers called Trevor and Robert and one time a girl we knew said "that's mad because Trevor is Robert backwards" and we said "no, it's Rovert backwards!" and she said "close enough" and we said "no" and she said "you'll regret not humouring me"
December 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Inventing a contraption so whimsical in its appearance and preposterous in its design that the fellows at the club wager that you cannot fly it from Dover to Calais and back before Saint Swithin's Day ends.
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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Miss Piggy stuns at ‘The Muppet Show’ premiere.
February 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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People forget that Shirley Temple grew up to be a diplomat.
I talked to Shirley Temple. On a secure phone from the Pentagon
February 5, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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North Cork, actually. Practically Tipperary.
Cork man Morgan McSweeney is embroiled in a scandal over the appointment of Peter Mandelson as UK Ambassador to the US
Who is Irish Starmer aide at centre of Mandelson scandal?
www.rte.ie
February 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Getting a free Guy Fawkes mask with your new copy of Whizzer & Chips.
February 5, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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Going to Dublin for a stag weekend dressed as an old-timey landowner and throwing a pigeon head at some local students
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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Writing “clean me” or “I wish my wife was this dirty” in the grime on the back of a dirty white van.
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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Referring to the "province" and seeing no irony in misnaming Northern Ireland.

The archives are full of tiny men like him that noone remembers.
February 5, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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Our right to leave porn in bushes
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 4:19 PM
What a small, small man.
February 5, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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Ordering Guinness last
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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Absolutely hootin' and hollerin' at the responses 🙏
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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The quotes on this are an absolute delight (which is more than can be send about the idiotic comment that inspired them)
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Here though did we not have that one where the little girl has her doll thrown up on some electric yoke by bullies, and the nice boy who climbs up to get it for her gets fried? Scarred me!
February 5, 2026 at 2:29 PM
This water safety ad from the 1970s ticks so many "British Values" boxes.

youtu.be/xZWD2sDRESk?...
February 5, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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Perhaps bringing dogs into public places? (This is a good and worthy value tbc)
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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putting two pool balls in a sock and shouting "I'm the fucking Daddy now"
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 2:03 PM