Alan
@alanmaguire.bsky.social
Just some guy, I have a cool dog. I like music with guitars in it.
Edgar Wright Bond movie
Muppets 12 Angry Men
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Muppets 12 Angry Men
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If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Edgar Wright Bond movie
Muppets 12 Angry Men
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Muppets 12 Angry Men
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
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Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
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A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
Call it Big Horse Airport after the big horse picture in Terminal 2
The Dáil has heard a suggestion that Dublin Airport be named after the former Taoiseach Sean Lemass.
Any counteroffers?
Any counteroffers?
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Call it Big Horse Airport after the big horse picture in Terminal 2
Attn: Coronation Street writers, I have the solution to all your problems
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Attn: Coronation Street writers, I have the solution to all your problems
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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In one of her first public actions as the newly elected Uachtarán na hÉireann (president of Ireland) Catherine Connolly has written a public letter of solidarity on Trans Remembrance Day. It is a very promising start.
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
In one of her first public actions as the newly elected Uachtarán na hÉireann (president of Ireland) Catherine Connolly has written a public letter of solidarity on Trans Remembrance Day. It is a very promising start.
Horsegirl were using a Bass VI when I saw them live earlier this year and it sounded fantastic. Such a cool instrument
"What's that thing? The Beatles played it, I'd better check it out."
The Guitar-Bass Hybrid That Gives Tortoise Its Lonesome Sound
Bassist and multi-instrumentalist Douglas McCombs has made the cult-favorite Bass VI a staple of the post-rock legends’ palette.
www.hearingthings.co
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Horsegirl were using a Bass VI when I saw them live earlier this year and it sounded fantastic. Such a cool instrument
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![[Scene is JESUS sat behind a boss’s desk in his office on a cloud in HEAVEN]
1
JESUS [speaking into intercom]
Hi can you send in Saint Nicholas please
2
SANTA [entering in full Santa garb]:
Hi boss
JESUS:
Hi Nick
3
JESUS:
Listen - about this ‘my birthday’ thing...
SANTA:
Ohh not this again boss
4
JESUS:
Nick, it’s out of hand. *You’ve* got out of hand.
5
JESUS:
I mean when I hired you, you was all humble, hiding under windows, lobbing in dowries…
And now you’re like…
6
JESUS [gesturing disdainfully at Santa’s clothing]:
I mean - what’s this.
7
SANTA:
This is my get up! I’ve had this since the Coca Cola deal in the 30s
JESUS:
*That’s what I mean.*
8
JESUS:
You’ve just gone too -
SANTA:
Oh no, oh no -
9
SANTA:
Sorry boss but waaay back in the Reformation, right, Martin Luther said: “why don’t we have Jesus delivering the presents?”. And when he prayed to ask you, do you remember what you said? Eh?
10
SANTA:
You said: “I ain’t going back there”
11
SANTA:
If you wanna take over -
JESUS:
Oh yeah! Kids coming downstairs to find me resurrected in their living room going "I got you an Xbox"...
12
SANTA:
You’re just feeling threatened cos I’m doing a bloody good -
JESUS:
*WATCH IT NICK*.
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And if you like newsletters that swing between rating outfits on tv and impotent railing against the hell in which we find ourselves, I have that too!
ihavenoplanforthis.ghost.io
ihavenoplanforthis.ghost.io
I Have No Plan For This
Do I still have the capacity to form and communicate thoughts? Let's find out.
ihavenoplanforthis.ghost.io
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 AM
And if you like newsletters that swing between rating outfits on tv and impotent railing against the hell in which we find ourselves, I have that too!
ihavenoplanforthis.ghost.io
ihavenoplanforthis.ghost.io
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Setting up a PSN account for my son.
Everything seems to be in order, just need to choose an OnlineID and WHAT
Everything seems to be in order, just need to choose an OnlineID and WHAT
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Setting up a PSN account for my son.
Everything seems to be in order, just need to choose an OnlineID and WHAT
Everything seems to be in order, just need to choose an OnlineID and WHAT
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It’s true that everyone here is 38 but it’s the sprinkling of 22 and 65 year old posters but absolutely zero other ages that round out the app
November 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It’s true that everyone here is 38 but it’s the sprinkling of 22 and 65 year old posters but absolutely zero other ages that round out the app
Had a think and here’s my current list
In Context - Field Music
There There - Radiohead (Thom’s part)
Chloe In The Afternoon - St Vincent
Kamikaze - PJ Harvey
Sick Sick Sick - QOTSA
Speed Trials - Elliott Smith
In Context - Field Music
There There - Radiohead (Thom’s part)
Chloe In The Afternoon - St Vincent
Kamikaze - PJ Harvey
Sick Sick Sick - QOTSA
Speed Trials - Elliott Smith
In honour of the My Bloody Valentine gig tonight, here are my favourite guitar tones of all time:
Only Tomorrow - MBV
Battle - Blur
Pink Steam - Sonic Youth
Breed - Nirvana
And Your Bird Can Sing - Beatles
Only Tomorrow - MBV
Battle - Blur
Pink Steam - Sonic Youth
Breed - Nirvana
And Your Bird Can Sing - Beatles
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Had a think and here’s my current list
In Context - Field Music
There There - Radiohead (Thom’s part)
Chloe In The Afternoon - St Vincent
Kamikaze - PJ Harvey
Sick Sick Sick - QOTSA
Speed Trials - Elliott Smith
In Context - Field Music
There There - Radiohead (Thom’s part)
Chloe In The Afternoon - St Vincent
Kamikaze - PJ Harvey
Sick Sick Sick - QOTSA
Speed Trials - Elliott Smith
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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my sources are telling me that mamdani has committed to investing the entire NYPD pension fund in Ballroom
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
my sources are telling me that mamdani has committed to investing the entire NYPD pension fund in Ballroom
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this detail in charli xcx's latest substack (charli....just start a blog...) really cracks me up. like being famous is really so stupid. what do you mean you overnighted rachel sennott to your film shoot
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
this detail in charli xcx's latest substack (charli....just start a blog...) really cracks me up. like being famous is really so stupid. what do you mean you overnighted rachel sennott to your film shoot
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Trump meeting is even funnier when you picture JD Vance getting redder and redder as he watches
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Trump meeting is even funnier when you picture JD Vance getting redder and redder as he watches
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this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter
Just got a text from Enoch Burke. He’s very sorry for worrying everybody, he’s in his goon cave, he’s nearly done and will be out in a minute
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Just got a text from Enoch Burke. He’s very sorry for worrying everybody, he’s in his goon cave, he’s nearly done and will be out in a minute
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The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life