Alan
@alanmaguire.bsky.social
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Just some guy, I have a cool dog. I like music with guitars in it.
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i wrote an instruction manual for a fictional CD-i game where you play as an executive at a company that produces RC cars in the 90s 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/nerd...
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Just in case you don’t believe me
Screenshot from Slow Horses by Mick Herron.:

A small piece of meat fell, leaving a mayonnaise smear on his trouser leg. 'Damn. I hate it when that happens. He stared angrily at the yellow streak for a moment, which wasn't noticeably larger than any other stain on that leg, then looked back up.
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gerrymcbride.bsky.social
Niall Donald talking about how Jim Gavin ripped him off included the truest, most Irish statement I’ve ever heard in my life, like this absolutely would be what your friends would say to you in these circumstances
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Show me someone who’s ever been genuinely confused by this and I’ll throw them in a river
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dylanroth.bsky.social
Adam Scott, best known for his role as USS Defiant Helmsman in 1996 Jonathan Frakes film Star Trek: First Contact
Adam Scott in a Starfleet uniform at the helm of the Defiant. Worf sits in the captain’s chair in the background
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AI Guys: AI can unlock your creativity! The sky’s the limit!
AI Guys When They Can’t Use Copyrighted Characters: I’m out
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eyepatchwolf.bsky.social
The irish presidential election is basically now between "dog fighting transphobe" and "woman who destroys children in soccer matches"

I will be voting for Connoly in support of her war on childrens egos.
trasinscneach.bsky.social
Not going to share 'grift' but Heather Humphreys has just said that I'm a man and the gender recognition act should be changed. Please do not vote for or give a preference for her. Having someone as president who thinks this way would be absolutely awful for minorities #SpeirGorm
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The opening track also has the vibe of an album three Gomez b-side
alanmaguire.bsky.social
I’ve noticed Americans being a lot more enthusiastic about this Geese album than others and I think it’s because the opening track reminds people on this side of the Atlantic of bands failing to sound like The Beta Band in 1998. The rest of the album’s fantastic though
alanmaguire.bsky.social
Imagine if Vetinari disguised himself as Foul Ol Ron and became a Watch Captain, that’s Jackson Lamb
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I’m reading the first Slow Horses book and I hadn’t realised how Pratchetty it is? In a lot of ways, it’s a City Watch novel set in modern London
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Them: Adventures With Extremists by Jon Ronson might fit the bill? At one point he sneaks into Bohemian Grove with Alex Jones
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That was nice wasn’t it? A bit like 2013 Twitter, not particularly funny but joke-shaped and not about the news
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*Cameron Winters voice*
There’s a SNAKE in my boot
alanmaguire.bsky.social
We all want everything a good neighbourhood but how money pay for it??
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rhi.bsky.social
Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.
paulhaine.bsky.social
Kemi Badenoch claiming Terry Pratchett as her favourite author is wild
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sonjajacobsen.bsky.social
Republican Congressman offers bold statement defending the government shutdown.
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sweetoblivion.bsky.social
What's that? Oh, you want to listen to an Irish arts & culture podcast fronted by two gals who this week chat about... The Walsh Sisters, why Cillian Murphy's film Steve left us shook, Taylor Swift's mid album, A Want In Her AND interview director Hugh O'Conor? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
Previews & Reviews: Taylor Swift, Steve, The Smashing Machine... and Tilly Norwood
Podcast Episode · Get Around To It · 10/05/2025 · 58m
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robosullivan.bsky.social
This is causing a lot of confusion so there's a handy mnemonic you can use:

If your Gavin be gruesome, you'll find he's a Newsom.
If your rent he be havin', you've got a Jim Gavin.

#spéirgorm #MainCharacterSky
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tramppress.bsky.social
We are delighted to share the cover for a very special project we've been working on for Christmas 2025! An Alternative Irish Christmas is an anthology of stories, in traditional, unusual, extract, and essay form by some of our favourite authors. 1/🧵
Cover of An Alternative Irish Christmas: An Anthology. Green background, with the title in gold, there is a gold tree and the star on top is the Tramp Press logo Contents page of An Alternative Irish Christmas, listing stories by: Jessica Traynor, Sophie White, Mike McCormack, Roisin Kiberd, Niall Bourke, Maggie Armstrong, Arja Kajermo, Sue Rainsford, Soula Emmanuel, Briana Fitzsimons, Belinda McKeon, Tim MacGabhann, and Anne Enright.
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chibdm.bsky.social
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop