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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 1h

The black stuff is where the flavour is

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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 4h

Fine, in that case I think I could probably drop-kick the Leprechaun

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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 5h

"So...you're going to laugh..."

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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 6h

100% of the time if I'm reading replies and see the same avatar two or three times in a row, I just scroll straight past

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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · Oct 31

Choosing to believe that Count Orlok and Count Dracula existed at the same time, carrying out the same plan, and it was just a really bad year for estate agents

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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 7h

Bram Stoker could have taken a break from writing Dracula to play with a deck of Nintendo playing cards

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 16h

you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 16h

Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet

Jenny Nicholson Tweet:

How come major film studios keep being like Jared Leto may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor

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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 16h

You could basically guarantee a laugh in any situation just by saying "Why is the rum gone"

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Silversprite @silversprite.bsky.social · Sep 17

On an evening bus out of Worcester. A stoned passenger is sitting on the back seat, playing a flute. The driver just audibly muttered "When the fuck is Tom Bombadil getting off my bus".

We journey on, into the darkness. With musical accompaniment.

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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 17h

Have now also discovered the German edition of Snuff

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · Jun 24

Sick of people calling me "The Jigsaw Killer." Sure, I kill people. I also like jigsaw puzzles. But those two things don’t define me

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · Nov 24

JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going

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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 18h

Well done

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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 18h

I would defeat the Candyman by simply not saying "Candyman" five times in front of a mirror

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 18h

It's easy for the cryptkeeper to sit there and moralize. Make his little puns about our transgressions. All he needs to do is take care of his damn crypt. His life is simple

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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 18h

It's about 8pm

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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 19h

Funny thing about AI image generation of analogue clock faces - because almost all online marketing images of watches are set to an aesthetically-pleasing time of ten past ten, AI really struggles with any other time

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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 19h

I don't know that I'd want to live in a world where we didn't get Michael Sheen doing this

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wormbuxx @wormbuxx.bsky.social · 1d

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

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neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 1d

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 1d

American Discworld covers are...quite something

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 25d

Nintendo Direct: (making announcement) When Mario eats the power-up mushroom he technically dies. His body liquifies and is reshaped like a caterpillar metamorphosis. The bigger Mario is not him

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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 1d

That feeling when the post-franchise job opportunities are already drying up deadline.com/2025/10/eliz...

Elizabeth Olsen Acknowledges Superhero Fatigue; Says She Would Return To MCU: “These Movies Aren’t For Critics, These Movies Are For Fans”

While discussing her Hamptons International Film Festival opening film Eternity, Elizabeth Olsen acknowledged she 'always' wants to return to the MCU.

deadline.com

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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 1d

American Discworld covers are...quite something

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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 1d

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