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Cohen is a Ghost
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Cohen Edenfield. Game writer, narrative designer, all the other variations on whatever we call the job where you write the words and story in a video game. Lapsed academic. Dungeon Master on @skulltenders.bsky.social
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · Apr 27
most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 2h
no one remembers the man. just the legend
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 7h
fun cohen fact, this is still my spooky halloween profile name from twitter 2012. I just never went back
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ceej @ceej.online · 7h
dying with a spooky halloween profile name
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 7h
i hate it in person too!! get back to the jokes that were good enough to write down!!
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 7h
then go to a fucking improv show!!!!
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 7h
I genuinely don't get it, does it just go viral more often? or do people actually prefer mildly witty one-sided riffing to actual prepared material because it's more "real"? is it like that thing where dumb people always want to believe that the actors improvise all their lines in sitcoms?
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 7h
it has always really stressed me out when a performer starts engaging in a direct conversation with somebody in the audience so that's a second thing I don't love about standup these days
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 10h
did you check in the little holder I heard there are extra styluses in there
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11h
oh ho ho! delightful!
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11h
they're born live and ride on their momma's back in a big pile and their eyes look like this

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11h
cheering myself up by looking at pictures of baby scorpions
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11h
you don't get to count on votes from people you are letting get exterminated. if you let a fox kill the chickens, should you still expect eggs in the morning?
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 1d
orson welles' first role in a movie was charles foster kane in citizen kane and his final role was Unicron in the transformers movie (1986)
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 1d
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 1d
scattershot teeth, big greek eyebrows, I mean yeah that's him
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 2d
oh I like that. yeah!
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 2d
that is very kind thank you
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 2d
ayy
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 2d
fortunately, my life is in a much better place than it has been during some episodes. and a lifetime of dealing with this shit has given me the tools to handle it. I'm talking about it because it's something I always feel deeply ashamed of while it's happening and that's bullshit. I'm wonderful
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 2d
as the day has worn on, I have come to acknowledge that I may indeed be entering a depressive episode. these hit every 18 months or so and usually last a couple of weeks. anhedonia, intense lethargy, intrusive self-loathing and the uh-oh ideations, plus the overwhelming urge to withdraw completely
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 2d
micolash, I mean. big Kos fan
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 2d
hate that fuckin guy
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 2d
the ryan murphy promise!
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 2d
how about you get yourself something real to worry about you fuckin freak. lots to choose from! a real buyer's market!
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 2d
"should we not be mean to AI?" should I write cusses in a crossword puzzle? what the fuck are you talking about, keep this shit to yourself you bug-eyed lunatic
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 2d
*major depressive episode hurtles towards me as swiftly, indifferently, and inescapable as a blastwave that briefly stains the sky yellow before darkening it for decades*
me: (david byrne voice) UH-oh!
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 2d
experience a tremendous amount of physical pain that lasts for at least five days without relief, forcing you to experience every second as it comes, one at a time, such that joy is an impossibility, sleep a struggle, and even boredom a distant dream. this will help you accept the certainty of death
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essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 5d
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
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