jeremy kaplowitz
@jeremykaplowitz.com
nyc "comedian"
plz follow @quorators.bsky.social ty
plz follow @quorators.bsky.social ty
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jeremy kaplowitz
@jeremykaplowitz.com
· Oct 3
CHRONICLES OF TREVOR w/ Demi Adejuyigbe, Michael Longfellow, Josh Gondelman & more!
YouTube video by Chronicles of Trevor
www.youtube.com
it would do me a great honor if you watched the table read for CHRONICLES OF TREVOR, the pilot i wrote with Phil Jamesson that has been described as a "business manager isekai"
ft. Demi Adejuyigbe, Josh Gondelman, Michael Longfellow, Natalie Walker, Ike Ufomadu, Dina Hashem, Tim Platt, & Eli Yudin
ft. Demi Adejuyigbe, Josh Gondelman, Michael Longfellow, Natalie Walker, Ike Ufomadu, Dina Hashem, Tim Platt, & Eli Yudin
this is basically true if you consider that republicans were way less likely to get the covid vaccine
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
this is basically true if you consider that republicans were way less likely to get the covid vaccine
not really sure what to do, but i just found out my landlord passed away. i live in this tower apartment that is technically on his property. really really hoping whoever takes over the house doesn't try to evict me
January 13, 2026 at 5:27 PM
not really sure what to do, but i just found out my landlord passed away. i live in this tower apartment that is technically on his property. really really hoping whoever takes over the house doesn't try to evict me
"us right wingers" smh he finally admits it,,,,
nothing more insane than seeing us right wingers on this website demand the government kill ice protestors only to turn around & say free iran. bitch you don’t even want to free america, fuck you mean free iran!? you’re demanding the american regime kill your countrymen rn!
January 13, 2026 at 5:52 AM
"us right wingers" smh he finally admits it,,,,
now i know every other moderate democrat in history ended up *not* being secretly good. but maybe this time...
January 13, 2026 at 12:57 AM
now i know every other moderate democrat in history ended up *not* being secretly good. but maybe this time...
i'm so thankful that celebrities invented podcasts earlier this year
Amy Poehler won the #GoldenGlobe for best podcast. She hosts the podcast “Good Hang With Amy Poehler." bit.ly/4pvflr3
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
i'm so thankful that celebrities invented podcasts earlier this year
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Honored to use my walnut sized brain to help tackle these and many more pressing questions facing our society today
NEW QUORATORS w/ the lovely @birdrespecter.bsky.social!
→ Why is being streetwise not more highly regarded?
→ Why some girls has no civic sense?
→ How can I make my bones very strong? Will hitting them against hard surfaces work?
AND SO MUCH MORE! GO LISTEN:
youtu.be/0l9jMhbPLN0
→ Why is being streetwise not more highly regarded?
→ Why some girls has no civic sense?
→ How can I make my bones very strong? Will hitting them against hard surfaces work?
AND SO MUCH MORE! GO LISTEN:
youtu.be/0l9jMhbPLN0
Villains Mindset w/ Caleb from Kill The Computer // Quorators Full Episode
YouTube video by Quorators
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Honored to use my walnut sized brain to help tackle these and many more pressing questions facing our society today
think of how many lives would be saved if ICE stormtroopers had just seen a helpful training image such as this one
January 12, 2026 at 7:20 PM
think of how many lives would be saved if ICE stormtroopers had just seen a helpful training image such as this one
really fun episode where we find a guy who runs a red pill space on Quora and a pennsylvanian militia IRL youtu.be/0l9jMhbPLN0
NEW QUORATORS w/ the lovely @birdrespecter.bsky.social!
→ Why is being streetwise not more highly regarded?
→ Why some girls has no civic sense?
→ How can I make my bones very strong? Will hitting them against hard surfaces work?
AND SO MUCH MORE! GO LISTEN:
youtu.be/0l9jMhbPLN0
→ Why is being streetwise not more highly regarded?
→ Why some girls has no civic sense?
→ How can I make my bones very strong? Will hitting them against hard surfaces work?
AND SO MUCH MORE! GO LISTEN:
youtu.be/0l9jMhbPLN0
Villains Mindset w/ Caleb from Kill The Computer // Quorators Full Episode
YouTube video by Quorators
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 7:15 PM
really fun episode where we find a guy who runs a red pill space on Quora and a pennsylvanian militia IRL youtu.be/0l9jMhbPLN0
this was a very challenging time for me because i had to go on the computer *and* hold a microphone (slightly heavy). being a podcaster is the bravest and most difficult job there is
January 11, 2026 at 11:27 PM
this was a very challenging time for me because i had to go on the computer *and* hold a microphone (slightly heavy). being a podcaster is the bravest and most difficult job there is
nyc has gone so woke they are making me look at an ad of a bear with a mountain up its ass!!!!
January 10, 2026 at 1:20 AM
nyc has gone so woke they are making me look at an ad of a bear with a mountain up its ass!!!!
(jd vance solemnly approaches podium after seeing yet another video of an ICE agent murdering someone)
"ya know....................everyone's addicted to their damn phones these days"
"ya know....................everyone's addicted to their damn phones these days"
January 9, 2026 at 9:38 PM
(jd vance solemnly approaches podium after seeing yet another video of an ICE agent murdering someone)
"ya know....................everyone's addicted to their damn phones these days"
"ya know....................everyone's addicted to their damn phones these days"
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i hate being on evil internet
January 9, 2026 at 7:25 PM
i hate being on evil internet
lmao my friend just texted me "holy shit!! did you hear rob reiner died?!"
January 8, 2026 at 10:02 PM
lmao my friend just texted me "holy shit!! did you hear rob reiner died?!"
just want to remind everyone of the cardinal rule of BlueSky, which is that you have to be nice to me, specifically
January 8, 2026 at 8:23 PM
just want to remind everyone of the cardinal rule of BlueSky, which is that you have to be nice to me, specifically
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The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
it's crazy how there's never been a revolution in real life. only in Star Wars, somehow
January 8, 2026 at 6:03 PM
it's crazy how there's never been a revolution in real life. only in Star Wars, somehow
it's kind of pathetic that, even in this deeply evil political climate, Kyle Rittenhouse was too annoying to turn murdering someone into a rightwing pundit career. his full time job is that he has a blue check and posts things like "ha ha should i kill someone again" for money
Kyle Rittenhouse thinks the murder of an American citizen in Minnapolis by an ICE Nazi is hilarious. 😳👇
January 8, 2026 at 2:16 AM
it's kind of pathetic that, even in this deeply evil political climate, Kyle Rittenhouse was too annoying to turn murdering someone into a rightwing pundit career. his full time job is that he has a blue check and posts things like "ha ha should i kill someone again" for money
i guess it makes sense for a nazi to be afraid of showering
January 8, 2026 at 1:51 AM
i guess it makes sense for a nazi to be afraid of showering
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The woman killed by ICE today was a poet. She won the 2020 Academy of American Poets, University & College Poetry Prize at Old Dominion University.
(And this is Renee from confirmed socials- a photo of a different woman with red lipstick is going around, but that was a classmate.)
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(And this is Renee from confirmed socials- a photo of a different woman with red lipstick is going around, but that was a classmate.)
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January 8, 2026 at 12:13 AM
The woman killed by ICE today was a poet. She won the 2020 Academy of American Poets, University & College Poetry Prize at Old Dominion University.
(And this is Renee from confirmed socials- a photo of a different woman with red lipstick is going around, but that was a classmate.)
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(And this is Renee from confirmed socials- a photo of a different woman with red lipstick is going around, but that was a classmate.)
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we're gonna have a whole new We Didn't Start The Fire by the end of January
January 7, 2026 at 8:59 PM
we're gonna have a whole new We Didn't Start The Fire by the end of January
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Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.
January 7, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.
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i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
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there come claw youtu.be/01movCFwFys
January 7, 2026 at 3:03 AM
there come claw youtu.be/01movCFwFys
one of these Paul Schrader movies
January 7, 2026 at 12:35 AM
one of these Paul Schrader movies
a thousand years from now, when the American empire is just a distant memory that kids learn about at school, people will only be able to name three presidents and they'll be Washington, Lincoln, and Trump. calling my shot for when i get unfrozen by future scientists
January 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM
a thousand years from now, when the American empire is just a distant memory that kids learn about at school, people will only be able to name three presidents and they'll be Washington, Lincoln, and Trump. calling my shot for when i get unfrozen by future scientists