jeremy kaplowitz
@jeremykaplowitz.com
official mayor of new york city (aka "the big apple")
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jeremy kaplowitz
@jeremykaplowitz.com
· Oct 3
CHRONICLES OF TREVOR w/ Demi Adejuyigbe, Michael Longfellow, Josh Gondelman & more!
YouTube video by Chronicles of Trevor
www.youtube.com
it would do me a great honor if you watched the table read for CHRONICLES OF TREVOR, the pilot i wrote with Phil Jamesson that has been described as a "business manager isekai"
ft. Demi Adejuyigbe, Josh Gondelman, Michael Longfellow, Natalie Walker, Ike Ufomadu, Dina Hashem, Tim Platt, & Eli Yudin
ft. Demi Adejuyigbe, Josh Gondelman, Michael Longfellow, Natalie Walker, Ike Ufomadu, Dina Hashem, Tim Platt, & Eli Yudin
i tried to trick insane NYC mayor Eric Adams into coming on my Quora podcast but he didn't fall for it
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
i tried to trick insane NYC mayor Eric Adams into coming on my Quora podcast but he didn't fall for it
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
i have a big decision to make about my insomnia but i simply cannot sleep on it
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
i have a big decision to make about my insomnia but i simply cannot sleep on it
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"we all know the arguments FOR human trafficking..."
NEW QUORATORS w/ the wonderful MEREDITH DIETZ!
→ What are the arguments against human trafficking?
→ Is Donald Trump a real life version of Gandalf? He certainly fits all the attributes.
→ When does gangstalking end?
AND MORE! GO LISTEN: youtu.be/MV7mWO-WOPk
→ What are the arguments against human trafficking?
→ Is Donald Trump a real life version of Gandalf? He certainly fits all the attributes.
→ When does gangstalking end?
AND MORE! GO LISTEN: youtu.be/MV7mWO-WOPk
Politricks w/ Meredith Dietz // Quorators Full Episode
YouTube video by Quorators
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"we all know the arguments FOR human trafficking..."
"we all know the arguments FOR human trafficking..."
NEW QUORATORS w/ the wonderful MEREDITH DIETZ!
→ What are the arguments against human trafficking?
→ Is Donald Trump a real life version of Gandalf? He certainly fits all the attributes.
→ When does gangstalking end?
AND MORE! GO LISTEN: youtu.be/MV7mWO-WOPk
→ What are the arguments against human trafficking?
→ Is Donald Trump a real life version of Gandalf? He certainly fits all the attributes.
→ When does gangstalking end?
AND MORE! GO LISTEN: youtu.be/MV7mWO-WOPk
Politricks w/ Meredith Dietz // Quorators Full Episode
YouTube video by Quorators
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"we all know the arguments FOR human trafficking..."
will not be reading
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
will not be reading
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It Was Just An Accident (2025)
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It Was Just An Accident (2025)
currently in a 127 Hours situation but it's just my cat sitting on me even though i have work to do
November 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
currently in a 127 Hours situation but it's just my cat sitting on me even though i have work to do
always a pleasure to discuss all the fun new ways the computer wants us dead
new episode of kill the computer we are joined by @jeremykaplowitz.com to talk some news and how tech companies are monetizing off of everyones loneliness
The Loneliness Industrial Complex Ft. Jeremy Kaplowitz
Podcast Episode · Kill The Computer · 11/23/2025 · 1h 6m
podcasts.apple.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
always a pleasure to discuss all the fun new ways the computer wants us dead
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this has reached enough people on youtube (not even that many) where all the incoming comments think it's real and are defending me
had the opportunity to do some voice acting for the new Metroid game and I was really excited but it turns out everybody hates it :(
Nobody likes my voice acting in Metroid Prime 4: Beyond
YouTube video by Jeremy Kaplowitz
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
this has reached enough people on youtube (not even that many) where all the incoming comments think it's real and are defending me
Reposted by jeremy kaplowitz
Is Malcom In The Middle set in America? If so, why doesn't Malcom just shoot everyone who gives him problems?
Full episode with Griffin Newman: youtu.be/TUT1uKpkid8
Full episode with Griffin Newman: youtu.be/TUT1uKpkid8
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Is Malcom In The Middle set in America? If so, why doesn't Malcom just shoot everyone who gives him problems?
Full episode with Griffin Newman: youtu.be/TUT1uKpkid8
Full episode with Griffin Newman: youtu.be/TUT1uKpkid8
i truly welcome the day where i see someone discussing "MTG" and, like the good ole days, assume they are discussing Magic: The Gathering
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
i truly welcome the day where i see someone discussing "MTG" and, like the good ole days, assume they are discussing Magic: The Gathering
he gave zohran the pass
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
he gave zohran the pass
Zohran: i don't think we should primary Hakeem Jeffries
Hakeem Jeffries 1 day later: yes i will vote to pass the "Fuck You, Zohran" bill
Hakeem Jeffries 1 day later: yes i will vote to pass the "Fuck You, Zohran" bill
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Zohran: i don't think we should primary Hakeem Jeffries
Hakeem Jeffries 1 day later: yes i will vote to pass the "Fuck You, Zohran" bill
Hakeem Jeffries 1 day later: yes i will vote to pass the "Fuck You, Zohran" bill
on the newest Quorators+ we watched a Chinese-made vertical movie about werewolves in love (?) and it rules patreon.com/quorators
November 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
on the newest Quorators+ we watched a Chinese-made vertical movie about werewolves in love (?) and it rules patreon.com/quorators
this has reached enough people on youtube (not even that many) where all the incoming comments think it's real and are defending me
had the opportunity to do some voice acting for the new Metroid game and I was really excited but it turns out everybody hates it :(
Nobody likes my voice acting in Metroid Prime 4: Beyond
YouTube video by Jeremy Kaplowitz
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
this has reached enough people on youtube (not even that many) where all the incoming comments think it's real and are defending me
finally visiting israel!
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
finally visiting israel!
had the opportunity to do some voice acting for the new Metroid game and I was really excited but it turns out everybody hates it :(
Nobody likes my voice acting in Metroid Prime 4: Beyond
YouTube video by Jeremy Kaplowitz
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
had the opportunity to do some voice acting for the new Metroid game and I was really excited but it turns out everybody hates it :(
they should do one set thousands of years in the future that looks exactly like our present day except it takes place on Westeros and all the Game of Thrones stuff is like boring history you have to learn in school. the show takes place in an office
George R.R. Martin confirms there are 'Game of Thrones' sequel projects in the works ⚔️
(via Los7Reinos)
(via Los7Reinos)
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
they should do one set thousands of years in the future that looks exactly like our present day except it takes place on Westeros and all the Game of Thrones stuff is like boring history you have to learn in school. the show takes place in an office
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"Idiocracy is a documentary" no actually we are living in Southland Tales and things are only gonna get more fun
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"Idiocracy is a documentary" no actually we are living in Southland Tales and things are only gonna get more fun
Reposted by jeremy kaplowitz
what you have to understand about morbius is that he is a science vampire
Here’s a real fucking list for real Americans
- cowboy reviews the 1960’s Bonanza show and also kills vampires
- making fun of Quora users but get distracted talking about Morbius for half an hour
- watching Star Trek Voyager while drunk but in a way where you wonder if they’re drinking too much
- cowboy reviews the 1960’s Bonanza show and also kills vampires
- making fun of Quora users but get distracted talking about Morbius for half an hour
- watching Star Trek Voyager while drunk but in a way where you wonder if they’re drinking too much
November 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
what you have to understand about morbius is that he is a science vampire
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November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!
My new one-hour stand-up special “Rini” debuts on YouTube at 8pm eastern time and I am super excited about it!
A long time coming, my first hour special in over a decade and the first one ever co-created with my wonderful partner Rini!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0uf...
My new one-hour stand-up special “Rini” debuts on YouTube at 8pm eastern time and I am super excited about it!
A long time coming, my first hour special in over a decade and the first one ever co-created with my wonderful partner Rini!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0uf...
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!
My new one-hour stand-up special “Rini” debuts on YouTube at 8pm eastern time and I am super excited about it!
A long time coming, my first hour special in over a decade and the first one ever co-created with my wonderful partner Rini!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0uf...
My new one-hour stand-up special “Rini” debuts on YouTube at 8pm eastern time and I am super excited about it!
A long time coming, my first hour special in over a decade and the first one ever co-created with my wonderful partner Rini!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0uf...