Drew Magary
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Defector.com. SFGate.com. Six books. I'm just here for a good time. Signal: @drewmagary84
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“Had dinner with Henry Kissinger last week. An incredibly thoughtful man, but with a dark side.”
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Front row behind home plate of Dodger stadium should always have one seat occupied by an animatronic Larry King that says Larry King shit if you push a button on him
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Nah nah I’ve heard that a lot and fully believe it
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It’s just for reissues
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Swifties informed our edit team
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Announcer: Breaking ball, strike two

Me: How did he… is he like a wizard
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I’m pretty sure that everyone else in this country is better at identifying pitch types on TV than I am
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This shit has been as fast as it’s been ugly
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The most stunning thing about Belichick's career collapsing and his reputation for anyone under 25 being recast as "horny old dude flaming out in six weeks at North Carolina" is that the football team that made the best decision to keep itself clean throughout this saga was the Atlanta Falcons
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Holy shit this thread bsky.app/profile/olli...
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Per sources: Bill Belichick has discussed buyout options with North Carolina’s hierarchy. Belichick has signaled a willingness to trigger his own $1 million buyout if he can find a soft landing with another team or in media
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I was real close to going there before hitting the backspace
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Wait the Mariners have a dugout trident? Go Ms. Go Ms forever