Sarah York
banner
thesarahyork.bsky.social
Sarah York
@thesarahyork.bsky.social
700 followers 190 following 68 posts
Mostly football, sobriety, and gay shit
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
The only silver lining in the absolute dogshit situation of Jayden Daniels being injured is that this is a season-ender, so he’s marked safe from Dan Quinn trying to kill him on every snap for the remainder of 2025. I hope he’s allowed a full, thorough recovery.
LOL no I fully believe it was random. The car was parked at a wedding last night on a residential street, could’ve happened anytime. Shoutout to the rental car insurance which I always opt into, dropped it off and walked away!
Jonathan Gannon you WILL be contacted by Enterprise
Trade deadline is this week and the Chiefs are desperate for a running back, which means Veach is texting Mecole Hardman as we speak
Trotting out Clyde Edwards Helaire as Nantz points out his best career game was five calendar years ago and then seconds later watching him get stuffed at the line of scrimmage was actually cool and good
Fitting that I watched that entire Chiefs Bills game on my phone on an airplane while someone near me dropped an absolute paint-peeling fart every 30 minutes on the dot
Another regular season banner in Buffalo 🫡🫡
Chiefs fans always think we’re gonna win this game because we don’t consider that this is Buffalo’s Super Bowl
Nobody holds on to first round busts like Brett Veach
What if the Chiefs had a real running back
As someone who wore diapers at the same time these two QBs did, this game kinda rocks
At least the men in my elder millennial demo learned to read before they started draining the joint savings account chasing last week’s losses
I know it’s low hanging fruit to call the younger generation “cooked” but between the betting apps and their total dependence on chatGPT to make every decision for them, I am legitimately worried for all of them but specifically the young men to whom these apps are aggressively marketed
Sports gambling is a complete economic and social disaster and I don’t think we have seen such a bad move recently
The Falcons have never once blown a massive lead in the second half
Showing my girlfriend Jamaal Charles highlights on YouTube
It’s actually very healthy to talk yourself into Mike McDaniel as your next offensive coordinator in early October, many people would say it
Hydrate, wear a daily SPF on your face (even in the winter), chill out on the booze, invest in shoes with arch support and stretch a few days a week. That’s it.
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
This is why their ceiling is 9-8
As Lt. Aldo Raine famously said “I’ve been chewed out before”.

Emari deserved to get chewed out. It was a dumb play. He knows it, it’s obvious he feels it.

BUT, you put your hands on me as a player and we start having a different kind of conversation.
Sanchez picked a fight with a senior citizen truck driver and lost. I don’t care much about his legal penalties (fines and probation), but I hope that old man can retire after the civil suit.
This pic’s gonna look hard as fuck in the sales office at Arch Manning Jeep Dodge Chrysler in three years
Say what you will about #Texas QB Arch Manning, but he's handle all the media criticism as well as a young man could.

In response, he put up a 300+ yards in the air and account for five total touchdowns. #CollegeFootball
That interception felt like a shift in the direction of the Dolphins franchise. Something about it.
Now, more than ever, the works and words of @swordsjew.bsky.social can provide endless insight into this moment
You put pictures of Charlie Kirk, Nick Fuentes, and Ben Shapiro in front of Trump and ask him to point out Charlie, it’s on the board that he picks the wrong one
oh well, onward and upward