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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 1d

The only silver lining in the absolute dogshit situation of Jayden Daniels being injured is that this is a season-ender, so he’s marked safe from Dan Quinn trying to kill him on every snap for the remainder of 2025. I hope he’s allowed a full, thorough recovery.

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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 1d

LOL no I fully believe it was random. The car was parked at a wedding last night on a residential street, could’ve happened anytime. Shoutout to the rental car insurance which I always opt into, dropped it off and walked away!

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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 1d

Jonathan Gannon you WILL be contacted by Enterprise

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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 1d

I went to Arizona this weekend for the first time and someone keyed my rental car (pic in the comments). Anyway I stand by every word of this:

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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 1d

Trade deadline is this week and the Chiefs are desperate for a running back, which means Veach is texting Mecole Hardman as we speak

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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 1d

Trotting out Clyde Edwards Helaire as Nantz points out his best career game was five calendar years ago and then seconds later watching him get stuffed at the line of scrimmage was actually cool and good

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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 1d

Fitting that I watched that entire Chiefs Bills game on my phone on an airplane while someone near me dropped an absolute paint-peeling fart every 30 minutes on the dot

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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 1d

I am not!!!

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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 1d

Another regular season banner in Buffalo 🫡🫡

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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 1d

Chiefs fans always think we’re gonna win this game because we don’t consider that this is Buffalo’s Super Bowl

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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 1d

Nobody holds on to first round busts like Brett Veach

Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 1d

What if the Chiefs had a real running back

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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 18d

As someone who wore diapers at the same time these two QBs did, this game kinda rocks

Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 20d

At least the men in my elder millennial demo learned to read before they started draining the joint savings account chasing last week’s losses

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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 20d

I know it’s low hanging fruit to call the younger generation “cooked” but between the betting apps and their total dependence on chatGPT to make every decision for them, I am legitimately worried for all of them but specifically the young men to whom these apps are aggressively marketed

Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 20d

Sports gambling is a complete economic and social disaster and I don’t think we have seen such a bad move recently

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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 21d

The Falcons have never once blown a massive lead in the second half

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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 24d

Showing my girlfriend Jamaal Charles highlights on YouTube

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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 28d

It’s actually very healthy to talk yourself into Mike McDaniel as your next offensive coordinator in early October, many people would say it

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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 28d

Hydrate, wear a daily SPF on your face (even in the winter), chill out on the booze, invest in shoes with arch support and stretch a few days a week. That’s it.

essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · Oct 3

Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?

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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 29d

This is why their ceiling is 9-8

Marshall Newhouse @mnewhouse.bsky.social · 29d

As Lt. Aldo Raine famously said “I’ve been chewed out before”.

Emari deserved to get chewed out. It was a dumb play. He knows it, it’s obvious he feels it.

BUT, you put your hands on me as a player and we start having a different kind of conversation.

Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · 29d

Sanchez picked a fight with a senior citizen truck driver and lost. I don’t care much about his legal penalties (fines and probation), but I hope that old man can retire after the civil suit.

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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · Sep 21

This pic’s gonna look hard as fuck in the sales office at Arch Manning Jeep Dodge Chrysler in three years

Steelers Black And Gold Nation @bgnation1.bsky.social · Sep 21

Say what you will about #Texas QB Arch Manning, but he's handle all the media criticism as well as a young man could.

In response, he put up a 300+ yards in the air and account for five total touchdowns. #CollegeFootball

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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · Sep 19

That interception felt like a shift in the direction of the Dolphins franchise. Something about it.

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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · Sep 12

Now, more than ever, the works and words of @swordsjew.bsky.social can provide endless insight into this moment

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Sarah York @thesarahyork.bsky.social · Sep 12

You put pictures of Charlie Kirk, Nick Fuentes, and Ben Shapiro in front of Trump and ask him to point out Charlie, it’s on the board that he picks the wrong one

Batman or halo @milesklee.bsky.social · Sep 12

oh well, onward and upward

REPORTER: Mr. President, my condolences to you, Sir. My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. [unintelligible]
How are you holding up over the last day and a half, Sir?
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there, you see all the trucks? They've just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they ve been trying to get, as you know, for about 150 years. And it's gonna be a beauty. Absolutely magnificent construction. We just started, so it'll get done very nicely.
And it will be one of the best anywhere in the world, actually.