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I did not doctor this: Brian Thomas Jr. one-hander down the sideline.
December 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
We're so back.
December 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Daniel Jones: It's Daniel Jones Time
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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(on a plane and catching up)

Dropping BYU for yesterday but not Alabama is such a perfect chef's kiss on top of all of this. Honestly disgraceful, makes FSU's omission in 2023 look like a picnic
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
December 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Until one of these guys faces serious prison time they’re going to keep leaning into their atrocities and asking with a smirk if we’re triggered
December 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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i think bryce harper put his blood in a soda stream
I don't even know how to joke about this
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
One of the great joys of growing up in America is having doctors not diagnose your problem correctly for decades and relying on ideas to treat yourself in the short-term from Reddit poster GloomyBasket-57, the only person in the thread not talking about the dangers of aluminum in your deodorant.
December 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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perils of structuring your political beliefs according to political winds and issue polls
I continue to think that Matty coming out against birthright citizenship a few months ago should have been taken as a major warning sign that the group chats have already decided to surrender on this.
December 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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I'd have a pretty tough time thinking about firing Mike McDaniel if I was Miami looking at this list of possible replacements
Expect these names to garner interest in this upcoming coaching cycle:

Chiefs OC Matt Nagy
49ers DC Robert Saleh
Broncos DC Vance Joseph
Dolphins DC Anthony Weaver
Packers DC Jeff Hafley
Rams DC Chris Shula
Bills OC Joe Brady

More candidates: www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
December 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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it might seem surprising that the people who said “look, let trans people live their lives, but i have Reasonable Concerns about sports and toilets” aren’t up in arms about this, but what you have to remember is that those people who said that are liars who were lying
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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drag them queen
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This is hitting me in the Olds.
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Hey all, I made a starter kit featuring all the ever-valuable Rotoworld sport feeds, as well as our excellent contributors/friends all in one place. Follow along. There's a lot more to come!

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November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Since becoming a parent I have not, in fact, understood the parents who say “if you were a parent you’d understand” about vaccine hesitancy. Being in charge of this fragile little miracle has me saying things like “give her all the vaccines. Turn this baby into a pincushion” to doctors
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Jalen Pitre is arguably the best Nickel in the NFL.

He's a multi-tool Ni who excels in coverage, vs. the run, & is an elite blitzer.

The Texans are running Quarters & Pitre feels the Vert-Switch while seeing the option route by #3.

Clamps back on the Snag, leaving the QB with no options.
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December 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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This game would be awesome if the Lions and Cowboys would stop interrupting
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Shawn Hochuli's boys are at it again
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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in his 3 NFL seasons, Brandon Aubrey has as many career 60-yard field goals (6-for-9, 66.7%) as every NFL kicker from 1960 to 2008 (6-for-82, 7.3%)
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Petitioning my commissioner to allow George Pickens OPIs as catches
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM