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Here's a stat to show just how remarkable Myles Garrett's season is.
These are the lowest figures of "team passes per sack" for players with at least 18 sacks in a season.
Reggie White had 24.8 in 1987, not counting strike games.
Garrett is at 20.3.
These are the lowest figures of "team passes per sack" for players with at least 18 sacks in a season.
Reggie White had 24.8 in 1987, not counting strike games.
Garrett is at 20.3.
December 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Here's a stat to show just how remarkable Myles Garrett's season is.
These are the lowest figures of "team passes per sack" for players with at least 18 sacks in a season.
Reggie White had 24.8 in 1987, not counting strike games.
Garrett is at 20.3.
These are the lowest figures of "team passes per sack" for players with at least 18 sacks in a season.
Reggie White had 24.8 in 1987, not counting strike games.
Garrett is at 20.3.
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this is the end goal of the “radical feminism” of reactionaries. armed men standing outside of the bathroom judging if you’re fuckable enough to piss. hope it’s everything you ever wanted.
texas literally has assigned armed state troopers to guard the ladies room.
www.texastribune.org/2025/12/12/t...
www.texastribune.org/2025/12/12/t...
Enforcement of Texas’ bathroom bill draws challenges
In its first week, one group’s test of the new restrictions was met with ID checks at women’s restrooms at the Capitol while the Austin City Council moved to circumvent the law's intent.
www.texastribune.org
December 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
this is the end goal of the “radical feminism” of reactionaries. armed men standing outside of the bathroom judging if you’re fuckable enough to piss. hope it’s everything you ever wanted.
"He can see, but that doesn't mean we trust him to throw."
December 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"He can see, but that doesn't mean we trust him to throw."
Pete Carroll will never "hit da bricks!!"
December 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Pete Carroll will never "hit da bricks!!"
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"If Democrats got on a coordinated message" is the politics version of "If the New York Jets got a good quarterback"
December 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
"If Democrats got on a coordinated message" is the politics version of "If the New York Jets got a good quarterback"
Trevor Lawrence got a coach fired!
(I mean, you know, on a different team this time.)
(I mean, you know, on a different team this time.)
Jets coach Aaron Glenn has fired defensive coordinator Steve Wilks. Glenn made the announcement at his news conference, a day after another frustrating performance.
December 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Trevor Lawrence got a coach fired!
(I mean, you know, on a different team this time.)
(I mean, you know, on a different team this time.)
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Monday morning means the most actionable pod around. The @rotoworld-fb.bsky.social team breaks down our games from Sunday to help you win a title @rotopat.bsky.social @dennycarter.bsky.social @riversmccown.bsky.social @zkffb.bsky.social @crawfordchrisv.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...
Week 15 Recap Show: Game-by-Game Review 2025-2026
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December 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Monday morning means the most actionable pod around. The @rotoworld-fb.bsky.social team breaks down our games from Sunday to help you win a title @rotopat.bsky.social @dennycarter.bsky.social @riversmccown.bsky.social @zkffb.bsky.social @crawfordchrisv.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...
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I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
Giving up 30 points to a J.J. McCarthy-quarterbacked team is nasty work.
December 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Giving up 30 points to a J.J. McCarthy-quarterbacked team is nasty work.
That's okay, I'm sure things will get much better next week against the Texans defense.
Just saw that the Raiders had 1.8 yards per play against the Eagles today. Yeesh.
Only the Jets in Week 6 against the Broncos were worse over the last two seasons.
Only the Jets in Week 6 against the Broncos were worse over the last two seasons.
December 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
That's okay, I'm sure things will get much better next week against the Texans defense.
2nd Most In NFL *sproing*
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
2nd Most In NFL *sproing*
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What did State Farm know?
December 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
What did State Farm know?
New worst griddy of all-time just dropped.
December 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
New worst griddy of all-time just dropped.
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There are 128 scenarios left in the AFC South.
The Jaguars win 76
The Texans win 42
The Colts win 10
...Mostly. Five scenarios do come down to strength of victory.
The Jaguars win 76
The Texans win 42
The Colts win 10
...Mostly. Five scenarios do come down to strength of victory.
December 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
There are 128 scenarios left in the AFC South.
The Jaguars win 76
The Texans win 42
The Colts win 10
...Mostly. Five scenarios do come down to strength of victory.
The Jaguars win 76
The Texans win 42
The Colts win 10
...Mostly. Five scenarios do come down to strength of victory.
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this sounds alarming but it's how jaxsons express their comfort. a jaxson not sustaining a concussion-worthy hit is actually in great distress
December 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
this sounds alarming but it's how jaxsons express their comfort. a jaxson not sustaining a concussion-worthy hit is actually in great distress
Pendergast and the boys are getting confident
December 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Pendergast and the boys are getting confident
The Klint Kubiak script (Weeks 1-4)
Seahawks offensive DVOA
Weeks 1-7: 18.9% (4th)
Weeks 9-14 not including today: 5.2% (10th)
The gap would be even bigger if we did Weeks 1-9 and Weeks 10-14.
Weeks 1-7: 18.9% (4th)
Weeks 9-14 not including today: 5.2% (10th)
The gap would be even bigger if we did Weeks 1-9 and Weeks 10-14.
December 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The Klint Kubiak script (Weeks 1-4)
Nico Collins reTDx2 should just about wrap this one for the Texans.
December 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Nico Collins reTDx2 should just about wrap this one for the Texans.
Stop it, Nick. Stop it.
December 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Stop it, Nick. Stop it.
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this isn't james cook this is a james succulent meal
December 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
this isn't james cook this is a james succulent meal
Michael Wilson spectacular reTD in tight coverage
December 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Michael Wilson spectacular reTD in tight coverage
Calling out the "positive energy" that Brissett brings, they are burying Kyler Murray on this broadcast.
December 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Calling out the "positive energy" that Brissett brings, they are burying Kyler Murray on this broadcast.
Not even the Texans defense can stop Trey McBride
December 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Not even the Texans defense can stop Trey McBride