rivers mccown
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requiemarm.bsky.social
🎶girlfriend in antifa I know I know it’s serious🎶
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself
blipstress.bsky.social
An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.
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miketanier.bsky.social
Free (!!!) at the Too Deep Zone:

"In fairness to Tanner Engstrand, his first-quarter game scripts look clever and Lions-like. Then someone fumbles at the goal line."

Jets TankWatch:

miketanier.substack.com/p/tankwatch-...
TankWatch: New York Jets
The Jets are winless. Yet they should be better. Blaming Aaron Glenn and looking for a QB in the 2026 draft would be very Jets of them.
miketanier.substack.com
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marcnormandin.bsky.social
You'll never guess who wrote this one, so I'll just tell you: it was me. Learn about MLB's very 1990's hesitation at allowing Japanese money near America's national pastime, Nintendo's partnership with Ken Griffey Jr., and their long-running relationship and fascination with baseball.
riversmccown.bsky.social
Griffey got traded to the Reds under the threat of FA rather than leaving as a FA. Great piece though, had no idea (and unsurprised about) the xenophobia.
riversmccown.bsky.social
Millenials are the greatest generation
riversmccown.bsky.social
It is a great bit that they are 4-1 when Lawrence’s best highlight involves him falling prone and Hunter has done almost nothing to date.
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donmoyn.bsky.social
The elimination of USAID is a moral atrocity and all involved made a choice to enable, and then lie about, ending the lives of some of the most vulnerable people in the world.
MAE SOT, Thailand (AP) - Mohammed Taher clutched the lifeless body of his 2-year-old son and wept. Ever since his family's food rations stopped arriving at their internment camp in Myanmar in April, the father had watched helplessly as his once-vibrant baby boy weakened, suffering from diarrhea and begging for food.
On May 21, exactly two weeks after Taher's little boy died, U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio sat before Congress and declared: "No one has died" because of his government's decision to gut its foreign aid program. Rubio also insisted: "No children are dying on my watch."
That, Taher says, "is a lie."
riversmccown.bsky.social
I think you’d have to believe Kyler is one of the five worst starting QBs in football to be happy with this unit’s performance this year, myself.
riversmccown.bsky.social
I mean sure, they'd get jobs on a staff somewhere. Are any of them getting hired to the same roles they currently have?
riversmccown.bsky.social
(Did he just allow a game-winning drive to a rookie who was woeful for the first four weeks of the season?)
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aaronschatz.com
With all the wild close games, we have a lot of these tables where current teams are very good or bad among teams with the same W-L record.

Chiefs are 5th among 2-3 teams since 1978, Texans 10th.

New DVOA commentary: ftnfantasy.com/nfl/week-5-d...
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neongrey.bsky.social
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
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riversmccown.bsky.social
Not even close to running out of song references for him this season, it sucks.
riversmccown.bsky.social
Scientists from the Bulletin Of Radioactive Football Takes have agreed to move The Shedeur Clock to 89 seconds until midnight.
riversmccown.bsky.social
C.J. Stroud Week 5 Intermediate Middle: 5/5, 81 yards, 1 TD
C.J. Stroud Weeks 1-4 Intermediate Middle: 2/5, 32 yards
C.J. Stroud's Week 5 passing chart from NFL Next Gen Stats
riversmccown.bsky.social
NFL now runs through the AFC South. I don't make the rules here.
riversmccown.bsky.social
You've dogged the AFC South too long and now they have three top-10 DVOA teams that are all better than the Bills, Ravens, and Chiefs. There's no way I'm posting this because I think the Jaguars may go down tonight, how dare you ask that. Surely this is everlasting and not just a snapshot in time.
A screenshot of the current DVOA rankings per FTN -- notably the Colts are 3rd, the Jaguars 6th, and the Texans 8th.
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
eventually politicians need to start advocating for criminal and civil penalties for people involved in fabricating stories to get citizens incarcerated.

or, put another way: a society that would like to keep functioning has to discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities