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Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko

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Words, footballabsurdity.com FSWA Member "Does it pass the JiA test?" I'm never referring to dynasty Neoliberalism will not save us. Niners/Giants/Kings

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Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 5d

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Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 35m

I'm not one to body shame but Pete Hegseth has gotta have smoke coming outta his ears right now

Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 18h

Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot

Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 2h

What if right now someone out there is becoming John Hinckley about Tilly Norwood

Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 12h

I don't understand man. All she does is sleep all day but she has the weight of the world on her shoulders while she does it

Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 12h

These two just let out giant sighs like they worked all day and gotta pay the mortgage

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Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 12h

In retrospect he really was the only person capable of being a live action Shaggy

Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 13h

It's on the list! We always start with Final Destination(s), the first 3 screams, Cabin in the Woods and I Know What You Did Last Summer. If you've never seen Housebound (2014) I recommend it, just dont look at any plot synopsis! A coworker recommended it to me last year and it's great.

Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 13h

Within 90 seconds, "you already cut me too deep, I think I'm dying here, man!" and "my mom and dad are gonnabesomadatmeeee 😭" a king

Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 13h

Forgot to update with spooky movies 4-7

The horrifying gymnastics death in Final Destination 5

A penny in a train track from Final Destination Bloodlines

The opening scene of Scream, with Drew Barrymore holding a cordless phone. The closed captioning says "More of a game, really."

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Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 13h

Matthew Lillard deserves a retroactive Oscar for Scream, man. He was amazing, and in a completely different movie than everyone else

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Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 13h

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Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 13h

L'État, c'est moi

FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 13h

TRUMP ADMINISTRATION VOWS TO DEPLOY MILLIONS IN TARIFF REVENUE TO KEEP CRITICAL NUTRITION PROGRAM FOR LOW-INCOME MOTHERS AND BABIES AFLOAT DURING GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN

Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 15h

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Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 15h

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Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 15h

I found an imgur gallery of Ed "Guns" Hochuli memes about logical fallacies in my bookmarks so here ya go
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Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 16h

Darren Waller is third in TE end zone targets already lol

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Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 19h

The Democrats could simply run a better candidate in 2028

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mother dysnomia 🌚 @mamatried.bsky.social · 23h

lol it’s this guy

Tweet from 11/2/24 showing Harry Sisson and his 4 friends in a car that reads “we’re Gen Z voters and we all PROUDLY voted for Kamala Harris! Real men support Harris”

Robert J O’Neill quotes it with

“You're not men. You're boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.”

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Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 19h

It's so cool how every day is worse than the one before it and there's just no end in sight

Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 21h

Rest has always been a necessity???

Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 22h

FOIAing the undercover agent's records and getting reams of emails where he implores his boss to not force him into joining a polycule

Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 22h

Ken Paxton sighs deeply when he gets yet another report about how the whole meeting descended into arguments about who is or isn't a "wrecker"

Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 23h

Citing the “martyrdom” of Charlie Kirk, Texas AG Ken Paxton says his office is pursuing sweeping undercover investigations into “leftist” groups. “To those demented souls who seek to kill, steal, and destroy our country, know this: you cannot hide, you cannot escape, and justice is coming."

"Leftist political terrorism is a clear and present danger. Corrupted ideologies like transgenderism and Antifa are a cancer on our culture and have unleashed their deranged and drugged-up foot soldiers on the American people," said Attorney General Paxton. "The martyrdom of Charlie Kirk marks a turning point in America.
There can be no compromise with those who want us dead. To that end, I have directed my office to continue its efforts to identify, investigate, and infiltrate these leftist terror cells. To those demented souls who seek to kill, steal, and destroy our country, know this: you cannot hide, you cannot escape, and justice is coming."
The radical Left has incubated an environment where political violence is not only justified but celebrated and praised. In July, nearly two dozen armed leftists connected to various Texas-based Antifa-like groups ambushed an Immigration and Customs Enforcement ("ICE") facility in Alvarado, Texas. On September 10, 2025, a leftist assassin connected to the radical transgender movement murdered Charlie Kirk because of Kirk's bold support for truth, love of country, and unshakable faith. Two weeks later, another deranged leftist opened fire at an ICE facility in Dallas.
President Donald Trump has officially designated Antifa as a domestic terrorist organization and instructed his administration to "utilize all applicable authorities to investigate, disrupt, and dismantle any and all illegal operations — especially those involving terrorist actions — conducted by Antifa." Building on President Trump's bold actions, Attorney General Paxton has instructed his office to initiate sweeping investigations into radical leftist organizations engaged in or providing support to those performing political violence.

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Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 22h

Joe Flacco solemnly loading up the Uhaul and pulling up Google Maps

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Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

I stopped eating dinner to go find that tweet because I felt compelled to post it. The gods were speaking through me, it's the only answer.

Jeff "Mac'n Steeze" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

The gods spoke through me on this one

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Lil Bona X @lilbonax.bsky.social · 1d

YouTube clickbait thumbnail that says "how did he know?"

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