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Kimster
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I do what I want
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November 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Well, hello Percy, that’s an awfully nice purr 😻
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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i never get scared at haunted houses cuz i never turn my back on anyone, especially ghosts
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Floof.
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Oh you’re into stuff? That how they get ya.
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Skyrockets in flight, shitposting delight
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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implicit implied
explicit explied?
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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The roads are dangerous tonight, as is my hunger for vengeance and cheesecake crust crumbled into a feedbag strapped to my face
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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imagine a better world

wrong

more corn dogs
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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the existence of zebras implies the existence of zetitties
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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stop being such a brat, you’re the wurst
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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you think i'm cooking/cleaning before heading out for the weekend?

bish please

lemme get an order of chicken chow mein and some pork fried rice

sheeeiiiit
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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🎵 smokin’ thru a croc hole

*bendy guitar riff
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Writing jokes about mufflers has me exhausted...
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Writing jokes about kegs has me tapped
Writing jokes about mufflers has me exhausted...
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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I could eat an entire cheesecake farm right now.
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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I’ve don’t use Google. I text my friend Randall who used to be a dental assistant
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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revenge should be served like a subpoena not icecream
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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coheed AND cambria in this economy??
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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If I was an elected official, I would simply not do crime
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Apparently I'm going to get my FB settlement money 10-20 days after Christmas. Um, yay?
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Creepy af
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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It’s Terry’ Chocolate Orange Time!
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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You are needed, appreciated, and loved. Even if you don’t like pie.
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Life is a lot like toilet paper.

You’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM