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54,Neurodeviant, #AuDHD 🎧, #PKD, on #dialysis. Malignantly useless.
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I want to draw diverse body types. Ideally nude, but that's not necessary.
I promise to protect your privacy and not let your photos fall into the hands of scoundrels.
Message me if you'd like to be drawn.
I promise to protect your privacy and not let your photos fall into the hands of scoundrels.
Message me if you'd like to be drawn.
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I tried to figure out how many people were in prison, but I couldn't get a con census.
February 18, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I tried to figure out how many people were in prison, but I couldn't get a con census.
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"Created by American humorist Roger Price in the 1950s, Droodles are simple, abstract, or seemingly nonsensical sketches with witty, humorous titles that explain or interpret the drawing in a surprising way."
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February 19, 2026 at 12:30 AM
"Created by American humorist Roger Price in the 1950s, Droodles are simple, abstract, or seemingly nonsensical sketches with witty, humorous titles that explain or interpret the drawing in a surprising way."
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me at 2:37am quietly turning on the microwave light nope that’s the vent fan
February 19, 2026 at 12:30 AM
me at 2:37am quietly turning on the microwave light nope that’s the vent fan
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4'33" at the open mic
February 18, 2026 at 1:26 PM
4'33" at the open mic
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if you're 30+ you've watched at least 3x more movies based on Stephen King stories than you think
February 18, 2026 at 11:36 PM
if you're 30+ you've watched at least 3x more movies based on Stephen King stories than you think
Muppet X
Muppet History X
Citizen Muppet
February 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Muppet X
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Peed (1995)
February 18, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Peed (1995)
And now the best advice I can give is to pick up the meth pipe.
If someone had told me ten years ago that in 2026, there could be evidence of the president raping and threatening to kill children, and he would *still* be allowed to stay in office, I would have politely asked them to put down the meth pipe.
February 18, 2026 at 11:22 PM
And now the best advice I can give is to pick up the meth pipe.
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Flesh
February 18, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Flesh
Old joke:
Husband: Let's have sex.
Wife: I can't. It's Lent.
Husband: To whom and for how long?
Husband: Let's have sex.
Wife: I can't. It's Lent.
Husband: To whom and for how long?
February 18, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Old joke:
Husband: Let's have sex.
Wife: I can't. It's Lent.
Husband: To whom and for how long?
Husband: Let's have sex.
Wife: I can't. It's Lent.
Husband: To whom and for how long?
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Cops in places with policies against coordinating with ICE are pretending to call ICE for "translation services" which of course prompts the feds to drive over & kidnap the non-english-speaking person without being explicitly tipped off that they might be undocumented www.cbsnews.com/detroit/news...
Detroit police chief plans to "terminate" two officers who contacted Border Patrol amid traffic stops
Detroit Police Chief Todd Bettison says the two incidents happened in the last few months, on Dec. 16, 2025, and Feb. 9, 2026.
www.cbsnews.com
February 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Cops in places with policies against coordinating with ICE are pretending to call ICE for "translation services" which of course prompts the feds to drive over & kidnap the non-english-speaking person without being explicitly tipped off that they might be undocumented www.cbsnews.com/detroit/news...
Inglourious Muppets
The Muppets Bone Temple
A Muppet's Human Centipede
February 18, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Inglourious Muppets
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a technology we can all be excited about
February 18, 2026 at 8:51 PM
a technology we can all be excited about
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5 years ago there’s no way in my wildest dreams I could have imagined the confidence I’ve gained through nudism. Meeting up at a beach with 20 other naked people? Sharing nude photos online? Organising nudist retreats?.. Crazy! Terrifying!😱
Now it feels so easy and natural 😀
Now it feels so easy and natural 😀
February 17, 2026 at 9:37 PM
5 years ago there’s no way in my wildest dreams I could have imagined the confidence I’ve gained through nudism. Meeting up at a beach with 20 other naked people? Sharing nude photos online? Organising nudist retreats?.. Crazy! Terrifying!😱
Now it feels so easy and natural 😀
Now it feels so easy and natural 😀
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Cam Girl Has Ash On Forehead
February 18, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Cam Girl Has Ash On Forehead
Bear mug
February 18, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Bear mug
Ever feel like you aren't all there?
February 18, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Ever feel like you aren't all there?
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I'm sorry but "turn of the century" will continue to mean Jan 1, 1900. This is non negotiable.
This old guy has spoken.
This old guy has spoken.
February 14, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I'm sorry but "turn of the century" will continue to mean Jan 1, 1900. This is non negotiable.
This old guy has spoken.
This old guy has spoken.
It actually makes sense that the director of Slacker and Dazed and Confused would adapt A Scanner Darkly. ASD largely consists of silly conversations between drugged-out weirdos.
ASD in this case does not stand for Autism Spectrum Disorder, though that can also take the form of
ASD in this case does not stand for Autism Spectrum Disorder, though that can also take the form of
February 18, 2026 at 8:51 AM
It actually makes sense that the director of Slacker and Dazed and Confused would adapt A Scanner Darkly. ASD largely consists of silly conversations between drugged-out weirdos.
ASD in this case does not stand for Autism Spectrum Disorder, though that can also take the form of
ASD in this case does not stand for Autism Spectrum Disorder, though that can also take the form of
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Idea: horror movie about a giraffe.
February 18, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Idea: horror movie about a giraffe.
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she should have been allowed to kill one guy per season
February 17, 2026 at 10:13 PM
she should have been allowed to kill one guy per season
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dudes are a disease
February 18, 2026 at 7:12 AM
dudes are a disease
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Officer, for the last time, I'm naked because I drank an invisibility potion. Am I not making myself clear?
February 18, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Officer, for the last time, I'm naked because I drank an invisibility potion. Am I not making myself clear?
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Horror Film Safety
February 17, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Horror Film Safety