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Mrs. Betty Bowers

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · Nov 21

Hark! I have a Patreon page with exclusive and fun content. For example, every month members of the flock ask me questions. (Some are even serious!) And I answer each in separate video, which everyone on Patreon can view. Glory! www.patreon.com/c/MrsBettyBo...

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1h

One thing we've learned from the American judicial system: The first 34 felonies are on the house*.

*Terms and conditions may apply. See prosecutors for details if you're not white. Or rich.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1h

When referring to people who are anti-Trump, don't fall into the trap of calling them "Antifa."

That is a loaded, mangled word. Call them what they are, "anti-fascists."

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 3h

TIER ONE: Americans who Donald Trump pedophiled with: They get shielded from prosecution for the crimes they did commit.

TIER TWO: Americans who brought Donald to justice for the crimes he did commit, they get prosecuted as revenge even if they committed no crimes whatsoever.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 6h

If Alexa asks me one more time if I want he hear her “new voice” 🥱 she will find herself down a garbage shoot.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 7h

I’m finding this new, more sensible version of Marjorie Taylor Greene very jarring and unsettling.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 7h

Thinking a baby is carried in the placenta = Trump Derangement Syndrome

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 8h

Anyone else find it suspicious that the clearly deteriorating Donald Trump is having a "routine yearly checkup" at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center *6 months after* his last "routine yearly checkup" at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center?
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-w...

Trump to visit Walter Reed for "routine yearly checkup" 6 months after annual physical exam

President Trump's annual physical examination in April showed his vital statistics were all within normal limits.

www.cbsnews.com

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 8h

"Former Antifa" = "Current Fascist"

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 8h

Shameless Liar Donald Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."

Portland, OR, four days ago:

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 8h

People compare the United States' fascism today to Germany's fascism in the 1930s, but it's actually far more shameless and stupid.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 9h

The ANTIFA board of directors doesn't call me "disgruntled" for nothing.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 9h

I knew Fox News was theater. I just didn't realize it was a repertory theater that recycles actors for different roles.

You'd think a company that had to pay $787,000,000 for deceiving its viewers would be a little more careful about blatantly continuing the practice.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10h

Is there a better indication of how superficial and unhelpful mainstream media has become than that they are cutely musing about whether the domestic terrorist who changed "The Department of Defense" to "The Department of War" will get a Nobel Peace Prize—instead of reporting the fascism/terrorism.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10h

"It would #BeBest if I stays with the bad man if I wants to see any more jewelry and keep him shuts up about my green card."

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10h

How much does Fox News pay if you go on one of their shows and claim to be a "Former ANTIFA Member"?

Because I'm ready to spill tea on the Real-Housewives-level shenanigans that go down in the 72-story ANTIFA corporate headquarters. Especially by the lab assistants on the Molotov Cocktail floor.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

The Americans starving these children wear crucifixes and call themselves “Christians.”

People are not what they tell you they are; they are how they behave.
apnews.com/article/myan...

Starving children screaming for food as US aid cuts unleash devastation and death across Myanmar

U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio has repeatedly said “no one has died" because of his government’s decision to gut its foreign aid program.

apnews.com

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

The Americans starving these children wear crucifixes and call themselves “Christians.”

People are not what they tell you they are; they are how they behave.
apnews.com/article/myan...

Starving children screaming for food as US aid cuts unleash devastation and death across Myanmar

U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio has repeatedly said “no one has died" because of his government’s decision to gut its foreign aid program.

apnews.com

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

Our government is shut down but nobody is paying attention because our president is an idiotic cunt who is sending troops to invade our cities for fraudulent reasons because he’s a pedophile.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks, New Yorker

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 1d

If baristas molested children as often as pastors and priests, Starbucks would have been shut down decades ago.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d

Of all the many, many questions Pamela Jo Bondi refused to answer today, the most incendiary was about whether she's seen photos of Donald Trump with unclothed underage girls. It is so damning that she couldn't just say, "No."

Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 2d

This is not going well for Pam Bondi

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d

The condescension of two-bit Attorney General Pamela Jo Bondi today underscores that the only thing this administration excels at is a complete lack of self-awareness.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d

I think the better question would have been:

"Pamela Jo, as a fellow taker of bribes, in your case from Donald Trump to shut down your Florida AG investigation of Trump University's consumer fraud, did you approve the shutting down of the bribery investigation into Homan?"

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2d

SEN. HIRONO: “Did you approve shutting down the bribery investigation into Homan?”

BONDI: “Are you Antifa?” 🤡

(That’s a yes)

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d

I always get Fox News’s snarling, lying blondes confused.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d

Dolly Parton's sister is asking us to pray for her sister, which is going to confusing to many people who only ever pray to Dolly.

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