James
@james.tarnation.lol
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James
@james.tarnation.lol
· Nov 28
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
technically, i was conceived in a banger chamber
January 13, 2026 at 6:33 PM
technically, i was conceived in a banger chamber
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Can anyone live in the sewer or do you have to be a clown or a Ninja Turtle
August 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Can anyone live in the sewer or do you have to be a clown or a Ninja Turtle
sorry yeah, that’s the joke
January 13, 2026 at 2:43 PM
sorry yeah, that’s the joke
imagine how much damage a group of intelligent evil people could do
January 13, 2026 at 2:40 PM
imagine how much damage a group of intelligent evil people could do
livin life three chili dogs at a time
January 13, 2026 at 2:37 PM
livin life three chili dogs at a time
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I wish I could monetize my ability to project a fantasy onto a highly incompatible person
January 12, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I wish I could monetize my ability to project a fantasy onto a highly incompatible person
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babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel
January 13, 2026 at 4:50 AM
babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel
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They might be giants? It should be obvious. If there's a question, they probably aren't.
January 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
They might be giants? It should be obvious. If there's a question, they probably aren't.
[4 BC]
BRUH: what do we call this food flipper
BRO [high af]: spatula
BRUH: lmao
BRUH: what do we call this food flipper
BRO [high af]: spatula
BRUH: lmao
January 13, 2026 at 12:48 AM
[4 BC]
BRUH: what do we call this food flipper
BRO [high af]: spatula
BRUH: lmao
BRUH: what do we call this food flipper
BRO [high af]: spatula
BRUH: lmao
crayon
crayoff
crayon
crayoff
— miyagi
crayoff
crayon
crayoff
— miyagi
January 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
crayon
crayoff
crayon
crayoff
— miyagi
crayoff
crayon
crayoff
— miyagi
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Is it pronounced crayon or crayon?
January 13, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Is it pronounced crayon or crayon?
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might fuck around and open a combination dispensary church for the tax exempt status
January 12, 2026 at 10:51 PM
might fuck around and open a combination dispensary church for the tax exempt status
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feeling despondent not good for make joke to imaginary friend
January 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
feeling despondent not good for make joke to imaginary friend
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i smoke too much weed for this many tabs to be open.
January 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
i smoke too much weed for this many tabs to be open.
babe who the fuck is lumber jack
January 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM
babe who the fuck is lumber jack
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sawdust? you mean lumberjack confetti
January 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
sawdust? you mean lumberjack confetti
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the perpetually sleepy people must unionize but we are too damn sleepy
January 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
the perpetually sleepy people must unionize but we are too damn sleepy
hi i have been scanning all the codes and all of them seem to be for things not related to this i think i need some help finding the code can you help me locate the code i’m not good at computers also can tell me how to scan the code with my apple watch (my grandson just got me this)
January 12, 2026 at 1:10 PM
hi i have been scanning all the codes and all of them seem to be for things not related to this i think i need some help finding the code can you help me locate the code i’m not good at computers also can tell me how to scan the code with my apple watch (my grandson just got me this)
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scan my qr code to have me come and cry in your front yard
January 12, 2026 at 12:18 PM
scan my qr code to have me come and cry in your front yard
every day i wake up and there’s more information. i’ve asked several times for there to be no new information but people keep making new information.
January 12, 2026 at 12:51 PM
every day i wake up and there’s more information. i’ve asked several times for there to be no new information but people keep making new information.
without a hint of irony, some white guy with a sore ass is so mad at black ice rn
January 12, 2026 at 12:50 AM
without a hint of irony, some white guy with a sore ass is so mad at black ice rn
oh fuck this is how i die
January 12, 2026 at 12:31 AM
oh fuck this is how i die
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“Coconut LaCroix tastes like the drawing of a coconut” is the most accurate way I have ever heard LaCroix described.
January 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
“Coconut LaCroix tastes like the drawing of a coconut” is the most accurate way I have ever heard LaCroix described.