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TheSocioPhi
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Philosopher. Sociologist. Bartender. Pusher of big red buttons. Writer of profound thoughts. Occasionally witty. Fan of cheese. Don’t Click This: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ofdlzqxuzvippgesg22s4zo5/feed/aaaoxexisqe4c Mastodon: @jorts.horse
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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · Jun 4
This is my “Storytime” Thread, in which I compile the best absurd stories, rants of profundity, and shenanigans I’ve skeeted into the void.

This is my thread of threads, you guys. The motherlode.

(thread🧵👇🏻)
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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 9h
Anything can be a puppet if you don’t care what happens to your hand
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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 1d
The only way I can enjoy it is through another adaptive app called Ivory. Some other people use one called Ice Cubes. It removes a bit of the clunkiness from the picture.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d
Everyone knows that the classic scientific method is saying something that is wildly stupid and then trying to find proof for it.
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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 1d
I do not discriminate when it comes to my cheeses: White. Orange. Yellow. Bleu—all of them are equally as yummy!
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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 1d
Sometimes I meet people who confuse my brain.

Other times, my brain confuses the people who I meet.

I cannot decide which is worse.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 1d
You’re obviously lying when you say that you wouldn’t use your laser eyes to reheat food.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 1d
Burying some 12-foot skeletons in my garden just to fuck with future archaeologists.
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 2d
i mean honestly if i wanted to do a murder i’d just wait for the person to take a bath; throw a toaster in that bitch and walk away.
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PieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 2d
Sorry I haven’t been on lately. I was busy trying to open a produce bag for my apples
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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 2d
You’ll just have to apologize again once you realize oranges are up next on the grocery list.
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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 2d
describe the current political climate?

hmmm, ok have you ever been to Waffle House at 2am?
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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 2d
I want some fucking cheesecake
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