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River Odder

@riverodder.bsky.social

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Jack of many trades. Hoping for the best. Been around the block. Courtesy is appreciated. Consent is Paramount. 🦦🔞🤙🏼🛡️ "I stand corrected."

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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 4h

… and you’re in Connecticut or somewhere thousands of miles away, I bet.

River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 4h

DANG! (Again!)

River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 4h

Dang!!

River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 4h

AAAHHHHHHH!!!
I am working!! 😭

River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 4h

Pardon me for saying so, but you and Anna together sound like fun.

“Incorrigible” is a word that comes to mind.

River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 4h

Moving the Goalposts is not the behavior of good people.

River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 4h

Thankfully, I have several friends like this!

@YouKnowWhoYouAre

River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 4h

That Squirrel Guy has it right.
It is a Cayman, and if you look on YouTube you can find out what they sound like.

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Cpt. Kandy Franklin⚓️🍬 @kandy.has.fish · 6h

The reason I post the adventures I do is because I want people to see people who looks like them doing this outside shit.

We outside my niggas.

River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 4h

Thank you!

River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 4h

Please do!

River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 4h

Maybe that’s why dumpster has these people around him.
Their stench matches his.

River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 4h

Let me OUT!!

a man is looking through a hole in a wall with a red sign that says co.

Alt: a man is breaking through a hole he made in a wall. There is a fire extinguisher and signs nearby.

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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 5h

*om nom nom*

a tiger cub laying on a person 's leg looking at the camera

ALT: a tiger cub laying on a person 's leg looking at the camera

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River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 5h

From Trad Wife (very complimentary) to Beetnik (punningly)

River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 5h

Yusssss

A screenshot from the video titled Supermodels and Meat Sports. A beautiful blonde woman in a golden bikini has a sensuous look in her face as she holds up a full sized ham.
The subtitles say “hamburgers hamburger hamburger hamburger hamburgers”

River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 5h

Once, strong as a bear
… guess I could blame covid
But I know time flies 🐻‍❄️

Still strong as a bear 🧸
My loves and hugs safe and warm
Wielded wisely

Once, strong as a bear 🐾
I worked harder not smarter
Got a lot done though

Still strong as a bear 🪜
Helping others when I can
Teaching what I know

River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 5h

Congratulations!
I hope you are both doing well!

River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 5h

He didn’t do that for the Altadena or Palasades fires, and they actually WERE cities on fire.

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 7h

River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 5h

HEY!!! 😠

Thanks! 😁

River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 5h

No thanks.
I prefer women.

River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 5h

Velmom

Now we know where Velma got her bodacious

River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 6h

This one is not a permanent installation.

A meme which shows a chrome butt plug with a Square card reader in it, with the caption “Behold, the Stripper Tipper”

River Odder @riverodder.bsky.social · 6h

Is THIS the kind of high quality skeets you find on Mastadon?

I THINK NOT!!

AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 6h

I had a few pockets surgically created