Cavalcade Of Asshats To The Rescue
@mers0274.bsky.social
Interstellar Interfering Busybody
Cubs, Bears, Bulls, Doctor Who, Star Wars, PC Gamer, Democrat
Displaced Chicagoan hiding in MAGALand, AZ.
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
Cubs, Bears, Bulls, Doctor Who, Star Wars, PC Gamer, Democrat
Displaced Chicagoan hiding in MAGALand, AZ.
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
Pinned
I'd say if you are handed an opponent who killed 400,000 people, stole classified documents, was a convicted felon, a rapist, and fomented a coup to overturn his previous loss, then can't beat him because of your own fucking disorganization, quit.
Dan Campbell on Micah Parsons: You have to stop this guy.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Dan Campbell on Micah Parsons: You have to stop this guy
Lions head coach Dan Campbell knows that whether or not the offensive line can protect Jared Goff from Packers linebacker Micah Parsons is going to be a key factor in who wins on Thanksgiving.
www.nbcsports.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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If people want to understand why American politics went bananas in 2012, the reason is that the moderate black President took a modest but consequential step toward decoupling healthcare from employment and every billionaire immediately poured their entire portfolio into race-hate media
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
If people want to understand why American politics went bananas in 2012, the reason is that the moderate black President took a modest but consequential step toward decoupling healthcare from employment and every billionaire immediately poured their entire portfolio into race-hate media
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Even if it looks like this?
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Even if it looks like this?
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November 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Randi Siversdatter Hendjob
Spouse
Norway, Church Books, 1797-1958
Spouse
Norway, Church Books, 1797-1958
a woman wearing glasses and a mask sits in a row with a sign that says visible where
Alt: Lauren Boebert wearing glasses and a mask sits in a row with a sign that says visible where
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Randi Siversdatter Hendjob
Spouse
Norway, Church Books, 1797-1958
Spouse
Norway, Church Books, 1797-1958
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uconn head coach dabo swinney
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
uconn head coach dabo swinney
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Please somebody anybody in New York primary Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer.
No new reason, just really want it to happen and manifesting.
No new reason, just really want it to happen and manifesting.
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Please somebody anybody in New York primary Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer.
No new reason, just really want it to happen and manifesting.
No new reason, just really want it to happen and manifesting.
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Good morning, Skeethearts! ☀️ 🩷☕️
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Good morning, Skeethearts! ☀️ 🩷☕️
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Judge Sara Ellis, mocking the goons, bc they don't know where they are.
legacy.www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
legacy.www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Judge Sara Ellis, mocking the goons, bc they don't know where they are.
legacy.www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
legacy.www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
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I really wish journalists would stop using the word "retribution" to describe Trump's efforts to criminalize opposition to him, as it treats his claim that his adversaries did something wrong in the first place.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I really wish journalists would stop using the word "retribution" to describe Trump's efforts to criminalize opposition to him, as it treats his claim that his adversaries did something wrong in the first place.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
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Suckers.
I finished my shopping yesterday.
I finished my shopping yesterday.
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Suckers.
I finished my shopping yesterday.
I finished my shopping yesterday.
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Duncan with more athleticism and an even more offensive package.
and I have Duncan as the best PF of all time
and I have Duncan as the best PF of all time
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Duncan with more athleticism and an even more offensive package.
and I have Duncan as the best PF of all time
and I have Duncan as the best PF of all time
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I guess he needs the money so he can go on Jimmy Kimmel.
What a week and it’s only Tuesday. See me on Jimmy Kimmel tonight to talk all about it.
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I guess he needs the money so he can go on Jimmy Kimmel.
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something about “the point is: I need money” is like breathtakingly honest and also just the HUBRIS of it I am so tired
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
something about “the point is: I need money” is like breathtakingly honest and also just the HUBRIS of it I am so tired
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every fundraising text moves me closer to throwing my phone in the river and moving into the woods
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
every fundraising text moves me closer to throwing my phone in the river and moving into the woods
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Did you know Cher make a “Walking in Memphis” cover. The way she says Memphis is killing me. youtu.be/gOJTKpzqk6M?...
Cher - Walking In Memphis [Director's Cut] (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by Cher
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Did you know Cher make a “Walking in Memphis” cover. The way she says Memphis is killing me. youtu.be/gOJTKpzqk6M?...
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My theory is that Trump has always used stimulants and they no longer work well enough to mask his cognitive decline and age related problems which were always there www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
My theory is that Trump has always used stimulants and they no longer work well enough to mask his cognitive decline and age related problems which were always there www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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You pull yourself up by your boostraps. Me? I DESERVE free money from the government, and so do my rich friends bsky.app/profile/cwar...
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
You pull yourself up by your boostraps. Me? I DESERVE free money from the government, and so do my rich friends bsky.app/profile/cwar...
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there's that now-famous internet line about how climate change means watching clips of climate disasters on people's phones until you're the one filming it, and it feels like there's some parallel about watching fascist deportation goon squad videos until it's filmed on the streets you recognize
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
there's that now-famous internet line about how climate change means watching clips of climate disasters on people's phones until you're the one filming it, and it feels like there's some parallel about watching fascist deportation goon squad videos until it's filmed on the streets you recognize
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You can’t give the democrats info like this because they are going to work very hard to make sure those numbers are switched by November
Generic Ballot Polling:
🔵 Democrat: 46%
🔴 Republican: 36%
High Point / Nov 14, 2025
🔵 Democrat: 46%
🔴 Republican: 36%
High Point / Nov 14, 2025
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
You can’t give the democrats info like this because they are going to work very hard to make sure those numbers are switched by November