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Cavalcade Of Asshats To The Rescue
@mers0274.bsky.social
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Interstellar Interfering Busybody Cubs, Bears, Bulls, Doctor Who, Star Wars, PC Gamer, Democrat Displaced Chicagoan hiding in MAGALand, AZ. "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
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Cavalcade Of Asshats To The Rescue @mers0274.bsky.social · May 14
I'd say if you are handed an opponent who killed 400,000 people, stole classified documents, was a convicted felon, a rapist, and fomented a coup to overturn his previous loss, then can't beat him because of your own fucking disorganization, quit.
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Gourmet Spud @gourmetspud.bsky.social · 48m
Expansion Bros for the pennant.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 47m
holy shit i flew over it as it happened!
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Cavalcade Of Asshats To The Rescue @mers0274.bsky.social · 46m
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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 48m
Mariners win
Winona ryder heathers cigarette
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 48m
Mom come pick me up now
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Huey @huecub.bsky.social · 52m
Luis Castillo was a second baseman for the Marlins when this game started.
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Chuck @ivychat.bsky.social · 55m
Cody Bellinger was a Yankee when this game started.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 59m
Cal Raleigh was small dumper when this game started
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Peter Nygaard @retepadam.bsky.social · 54m
[ALDS waiting room]

Me: [chanting] bunt, bunt-

Other announcers: bunt, BUNT

A.J. Pierzynski: [pounding his clipboard] BUNT, BUNT, BUNT!
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Keith (vibe spreadsheeter) @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 1h
BASEBALL FANS UPSET AT RECEIVING EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF BASEBALL

"I came here hoping to see the normal amount of nothing happening. But this is more nothing than I prepared for," said one attendee.
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Mike Engel @michaelengel.bsky.social · 55m
BUNT WITH CAL
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Chuck @ivychat.bsky.social · 55m
Cody Bellinger was a Yankee when this game started.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 59m
Cal Raleigh was small dumper when this game started
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Melissa Lockard @melissalockard.bsky.social · 1h
Dan Wilson was clean shaven when this game started
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 57m
By the time this game ends Kevin Costner will have built an entire baseball field.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 59m
Cal Raleigh was small dumper when this game started
melissalockard.bsky.social
Melissa Lockard @melissalockard.bsky.social · 1h
Dan Wilson was clean shaven when this game started
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Ashley @ashleyrodrigues.bsky.social · 58m
Abraço is about to start giving me this look again if this game doesn’t end soon
Husky staring at me like “mom, wtf are you doing, it is past our bedtime”
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 58m
If it gets to the 18th, Edgar Martinez should get to hit.
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Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 3h
It all comes down to this. Or maybe something else, later
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 1h
Why does the player with the bat not simply eat the other seventeen?
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Maureen Jice @jane.meangirls.online · 1h
the freaking Portland protest frog is warming up in the pen
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Matt Trueblood @matrueblood.bsky.social · 1h
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Chris Berube @chrisberube.bsky.social · 1h
"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"
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mers0274.bsky.social
Cavalcade Of Asshats To The Rescue @mers0274.bsky.social · 1h
2005 NLDS Game 4
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jen ramos-eisen 🇵🇭 @jenramose.online · 1h
does anyone remember that 18 inning NLDS game in 2014 because I do I'm thinking about it right now
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506 Sports @506sports.bsky.social · 1h
stay tuned for Big Noon Kickoff immediately following the baseball game.
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David Laurila FanGraphs @davidlaurila.bsky.social · 1h
Tigers pitchers have thrown 247 pitches. Six of them have resulted in hits.
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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 1h
Let Ichiro Pitch
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1h
The Athletic is reporting the Tigers signed Fox Sports’ Adam Wainwright for a one-inning contract for the 15th inning
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 1h
I have day drinking to do tomorrow so wrap this up, already.
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mers0274.bsky.social
Cavalcade Of Asshats To The Rescue @mers0274.bsky.social · 1h
Time to start a Captain Cal Raleigh account.
cortanav.bsky.social
Cortana 👻 @cortanav.bsky.social · 1h
When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game
Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea
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