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static klinger @jessespector.com · Aug 29

i wrote a few weeks ago about every mlb team’s home run record, thanks to pete alonso surpassing darryl strawberry with the mets

with nfl season coming, i looked up all 32 team touchdown records… only one is gonna fall this year

Each NFL Team's Touchdown King

This is an obvious spinoff to the last post here, Each MLB Team's Home Run King , so before we dive into football, a minor correction... Pet...

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 1m

great year for baseball’s little guys as the final four teams are all from mid-tier cities, toronto, seattle, milwaukee, and los angeles

static klinger @jessespector.com · 2m

i had no idea he played for the stars sheesh

static klinger @jessespector.com · 3m

hanzal… so hot right now

static klinger @jessespector.com · 12m

“pete crow-armstrong” is just an anglicization of “pedro cerrano”

static klinger @jessespector.com · 40m

(nudges you)
(gestures toward baton rouge)
(puts finger to pursed lips)

static klinger @jessespector.com · 42m

villanova is over .500

static klinger @jessespector.com · 47m

iowa 37-0 still hits the under according to the yahoo scoreboard app

static klinger @jessespector.com · 1h

“hugh freeze has to be thinking what did i do to deserve this”

WELL…

static klinger @jessespector.com · 1h

also auburn is gonna lose this game and they’re gonna do a january 6 at the sec office

static klinger @jessespector.com · 1h

georgia-auburn being officiated like
they think hugh freeze is gonna kill the queen of england at halftime

static klinger @jessespector.com · 1h

saw a guy with a penchant for bad takes have a bad take and… didn’t engage with it? and felt good about that?

static klinger @jessespector.com · 1h

trent dilfer giving up a 50 burger to florida atlantic is delightful

static klinger @jessespector.com · 1h

this is the guy who’s gonna beat the cubs???

static klinger @jessespector.com · 1h

that should be a georgia touchdown

static klinger @jessespector.com · 1h

it’s my beloved toledo rockets

static klinger @jessespector.com · 1h

more. give me a top 15 with 16 teams in it and top-10 kentucky not being close to the biggest problem

October 14, 2007 AP Poll
Rank
Team
1
Ohio State
2
USF
3
Boston College
4
Oklahoma
5
LSU
6
South Carolina
7
Oregon
8
Kentucky
9
West Virginia
10
California
11
Virginia Tech
12
Arizona State
13
USC
14
Florida
15
Kansas
15
Missouri

static klinger @jessespector.com · 2h

what is the state of the pac-12 ref diaspora? which of the lovable dorks we love is the right one to send up the bat signal to?

static klinger @jessespector.com · 2h

you made him an all-star

kyle farnsworth with the laser eyes

static klinger @jessespector.com · 2h

101 in, 105 out 🤷

static klinger @jessespector.com · 2h

not in my mental records now

static klinger @jessespector.com · 2h

to be fair they did do some classic iowa scoring

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 2h

IOWA THICC PICK SIX

WITH ERIC COLLINS ON THE CALL

static klinger @jessespector.com · 3h

louis is a terrible name for a character in a novel, people won’t know whether it’s pronounced louis, louis, or louis

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 3h

Reclaim the frog.

static klinger @jessespector.com · 3h

ole miss is undefeated, beat the reigning pac-12 champion, and might go down in the polls

static klinger @jessespector.com · 3h

penn state beat fiu who beat fau who beat rice who beat louisiana who beat marshall who beat middle tennessee who beat nevada who lost to penn state 46-11, and their only win is against sacramento state, and fiu has only beaten fau and bethune-cookman… and penn state’s other win is villanova