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Interstellar Interfering Busybody Cubs, Bears, Bulls, Doctor Who, Star Wars, PC Gamer, Democrat Displaced Chicagoan hiding in MAGALand, AZ. "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks

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Cavalcade Of Asshats To The Rescue @mers0274.bsky.social · May 14

I'd say if you are handed an opponent who killed 400,000 people, stole classified documents, was a convicted felon, a rapist, and fomented a coup to overturn his previous loss, then can't beat him because of your own fucking disorganization, quit.

Cavalcade Of Asshats To The Rescue @mers0274.bsky.social · 4h

This is a bigger indictment on the Cubs history than anything.

Frustrated Fan @frustratedfan.bsky.social · 5h

Daniel Palencia now has 3 postseason wins, tying him with Jon Lester and Orval Overall on the franchise’s all-time leaderboard behind only Jake Arrieta and Mordecai Brown (5 each).

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tara 🎃 @magnolia2010.bsky.social · 5h

ok seriously, skattebo is somehow both of these dogs at the same time.

a cartoon of a dog and a cat with the cn logo on the bottom

Alt: Looney Tunes: the big bulldog stalking angrily with his little sidekick yapping energetically

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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 5h

Pedro Martinez has a message for Phillies pitcher Orion Kerkering. #MLB

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 5h

I just, I cannot fathom the mindset in someone who is supposed to be a GROWN ASS ADULT who thinks “hur hur I’ll just make her stay in *my* room” and not want to punch myself in the dick until I die

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ABC15 Arizona @abc15.com · 5h

REST IN PEACE: Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt, also known as Sister Jean, has died at 106. She became famous during the Loyola Ramblers' run to the NCAA Men's Final Four in 2018.

Loyola Chicago’s beloved Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt, known as Sister Jean, dies at 106

Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt, a longtime team chaplain for Loyola University Chicago, has died at the age of 106, the university announced on Thursday.

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Freezing Cold Takes @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social · 5h

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 5h

Cam Skattebo runs like a cat hearing a vacuum cleaner

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Infield Fly Girl @infieldflygrl.online · 5h

Meat sweats most likely

Sandra Marchetti @sandrapoetry.bsky.social · 6h

PCA looks dewy tonight. Drop the skincare routine?

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Cavalcade Of Asshats To The Rescue @mers0274.bsky.social · 5h

If a pitcher is injured Jed is interested in him as damaged goods pricing.

Cavalcade Of Asshats To The Rescue @mers0274.bsky.social · 5h

Jed's probably trying to search the rules if you can sign a washed-up guy for one game, and Counsell will just go along with it.

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Cavalcade Of Asshats To The Rescue @mers0274.bsky.social · 5h

Any real fan of the team would tell you they've been leaking oil since mid June.

Cavalcade Of Asshats To The Rescue @mers0274.bsky.social · 5h

He did get fired at ASU for violations and then blamed everyone else.

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Tom Pollin @tjpollin.bsky.social · 5h

I'm wondering if the Brewers should just spot the Cubs to a 3-0 lead on Saturday and play on from there.

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Cavalcade Of Asshats To The Rescue @mers0274.bsky.social · 5h

There has to be some reason Shaw DROPPED EVERYTHING and got on a plane at Erika Kirk's request.

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WGN Radio 720 @wgnradio.bsky.social · 5h

Loyola's Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt has died at age 106. We're remembering some of her recent visits on WGN Radio.

Remembering Loyola’s Sister Jean

Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt. an icon of Loyola University as well as Chicago sports fans worldwide, has died at age 106. Over recent years, WGN Radio Lisa Dent was able to speak several times with …

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Cavalcade Of Asshats To The Rescue @mers0274.bsky.social · 5h

If y'all are surprised by Khanna y'all must live under a rock.

DS @lakedaniel11.bsky.social · 8h

@joelhs.bsky.social @eladn.bsky.social you see this?

Ro Khanna ad with antisemite Ian Carroll. The Young Turks going mask off nazi.

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Chi Urbanist @chiurbanist.bsky.social · 5h

RIP Sister Jean

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Cavalcade Of Asshats To The Rescue @mers0274.bsky.social · 5h

Saturday Night.

For All The Pussy.

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Matt Trueblood @matrueblood.bsky.social · 5h

Starting now. Go join Jason and Mitch for some postgame chop!

North Side Baseball @northsidebaseball.com · 9h

Join us immediately following tonight's game four as we livestream immediate reactions! #cubs

Cubs-Brewers Game 4 Postgame Reaction

Join the North Side Baseball crew as we break down Game 4 of the NLDS against the Brewers!

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Cavalcade Of Asshats To The Rescue @mers0274.bsky.social · 5h

Fly It.

Sing It.

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Chris “BOO! 👻 DISASTER! WHAT A SCARY IDEA 🎃!” Dobbertean @bracketdobber.net · 5h

RIP Sister Jean

A life well lived.

Loyola University Chicago @loyolachicago.bsky.social · 6h

Loyola University Chicago is greatly saddened to confirm the death of Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt, BVM. This is a tremendous loss of someone who touched the lives of so many people. We appreciate everyone’s thoughts & prayers during this difficult time. For more information: https://bit.ly/4o7eIUk

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jamie @steadyhandscastle.bsky.social · 6h

the next time you think a lady talking ball is being too defensive or quick to feel insulted, i want you to look at the replies they tend to get, no matter what they're posting, and reconsider 🫵

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Cavalcade Of Asshats To The Rescue @mers0274.bsky.social · 5h

RIP

Shams Charania Tweets @shamsbot.bsky.social · 6h

Loyola University Chicago's Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt has passed away at 106 years old. She was a Catholic nun, campus minister and official chaplain of the Ramblers men's basketball team. RIP.