Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean
@bracketdobber.net
College hoops bracketology for SB Nation. “Mid” adult. Chicago. Extremely neurotic. Unable to shut up. Doesn’t stick to sports. He/him
Pinned
Me in 2026, waking up after a 20 year nap:
Me: "Hey 2026, what's good?"
2026: "Well, the new mayor of NYC is a Muslim socialist, and the hottest show on TV is about two gay hockey players."
Me: "Wow, 2026, you seem rad! Tell me more!"
2026:
Me: "Hey 2026, what's good?"
2026: "Well, the new mayor of NYC is a Muslim socialist, and the hottest show on TV is about two gay hockey players."
Me: "Wow, 2026, you seem rad! Tell me more!"
2026:
I remember how excited I was after Indiana blew out Bama and Georgia lost. “Sign of things to come! Maybe I’ll go on a date this year! Or get that promotion finally!”
You fool. You absolute rube.
You fool. You absolute rube.
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When you find out you're being retired because you were literally too awesome to live.
Why do I love and resonate with this gif of sad Concorde so much?
a white airplane with the word boeing on the side of it
ALT: a white airplane with the word boeing on the side of it
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 4:14 AM
When you find out you're being retired because you were literally too awesome to live.
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It’s terrifying around the Twin Cities. I live in a nice suburb and there were several ICE abductions around town today. You see an SUV with out of state plates and you tense up if you’re white, and panic if you aren’t. Every hotel in town has a dozen agents. I don’t know how this ends.
January 12, 2026 at 3:42 AM
It’s terrifying around the Twin Cities. I live in a nice suburb and there were several ICE abductions around town today. You see an SUV with out of state plates and you tense up if you’re white, and panic if you aren’t. Every hotel in town has a dozen agents. I don’t know how this ends.
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"That lesbian..."
Not even hiding their het hate
Not even hiding their het hate
Patty, a woman observer in Minneapolis, was abducted from a car by federal agents today. She was released and talked about her experience in custody.
An agent said, "You guys gotta stop obstructing us. That's why that lesbian bitch is dead."
🙏🏼 @statuscoupnews.bsky.social
An agent said, "You guys gotta stop obstructing us. That's why that lesbian bitch is dead."
🙏🏼 @statuscoupnews.bsky.social
January 12, 2026 at 3:39 AM
"That lesbian..."
Not even hiding their het hate
Not even hiding their het hate
Yeah, I probably took two or three too many pulls during the Bills’ fourth quarter 😴
January 12, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Yeah, I probably took two or three too many pulls during the Bills’ fourth quarter 😴
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that will remain the last game where no touchdowns were scored.
FYI - the last NFL playoff game where no touchdowns were scored was Colts 15, Ravens 6 in the 2006 divisional playoff.
January 12, 2026 at 3:35 AM
that will remain the last game where no touchdowns were scored.
It is!
Even if I still have to follow ET hours because of work.
Even if I still have to follow ET hours because of work.
and I'm sure I'll really like my new city and state, but central time zone will remain the best time zone
January 12, 2026 at 3:35 AM
It is!
Even if I still have to follow ET hours because of work.
Even if I still have to follow ET hours because of work.
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I truly can't believe his gun didn't go off and shoot him in the dick at the same moment
January 12, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I truly can't believe his gun didn't go off and shoot him in the dick at the same moment
Yup!
January 12, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Yup!
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“Hold the line” is what you say when you are on defense, and the enemy seems about to break through.
They are not feeling secure.
They are not feeling secure.
January 12, 2026 at 3:10 AM
“Hold the line” is what you say when you are on defense, and the enemy seems about to break through.
They are not feeling secure.
They are not feeling secure.
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Every major institution has been so useless for the last year that I'm ready to paint my face like william wallace for anybody who just plainly states exactly what we all know to be true
In extraordinary message, Fed chair announces that he’s being extorted/coerced by the US government under color of law.
Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
January 12, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Every major institution has been so useless for the last year that I'm ready to paint my face like william wallace for anybody who just plainly states exactly what we all know to be true
Booing Gianni Infantino from my couch
January 12, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Booing Gianni Infantino from my couch
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This is your regular reminder that authoritarianism is just domestic abuse writ large.
ICE agent screaming a threat: "Did you not learn from what just happened?"
www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...
www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...
January 12, 2026 at 3:04 AM
This is your regular reminder that authoritarianism is just domestic abuse writ large.
I’m signing up for whatever streaming service creates this.
January 12, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I’m signing up for whatever streaming service creates this.
68 days to Paris, right?
The next weekend is an actual vacation, though here.
Still, you do seem better at this.
The next weekend is an actual vacation, though here.
Still, you do seem better at this.
January 12, 2026 at 3:13 AM
68 days to Paris, right?
The next weekend is an actual vacation, though here.
Still, you do seem better at this.
The next weekend is an actual vacation, though here.
Still, you do seem better at this.
In March!
When I’m doing my other job
When I’m doing my other job
January 12, 2026 at 3:08 AM
In March!
When I’m doing my other job
When I’m doing my other job
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today you can make that number 15 drives and add 1 each to field goals, punts, and turnovers on downs
January 12, 2026 at 3:02 AM
today you can make that number 15 drives and add 1 each to field goals, punts, and turnovers on downs
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ok here is a different distraction
this regular season, the Eagles had 12 drives in the fourth quarter or overtime where they were down by one score or tied.
the results:
5 punts
3 turnovers on downs
1 pick
1 fumble
1 clock expiration
1 field goal
this regular season, the Eagles had 12 drives in the fourth quarter or overtime where they were down by one score or tied.
the results:
5 punts
3 turnovers on downs
1 pick
1 fumble
1 clock expiration
1 field goal
January 12, 2026 at 3:01 AM
ok here is a different distraction
this regular season, the Eagles had 12 drives in the fourth quarter or overtime where they were down by one score or tied.
the results:
5 punts
3 turnovers on downs
1 pick
1 fumble
1 clock expiration
1 field goal
this regular season, the Eagles had 12 drives in the fourth quarter or overtime where they were down by one score or tied.
the results:
5 punts
3 turnovers on downs
1 pick
1 fumble
1 clock expiration
1 field goal
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Absofuckinglutely not
"In exchange for support of a 16-team tournament now, sources said the Big Ten is looking for a commitment to move to 24 teams after two or three seasons." Just stop fucking with it lol. The number of years since 1991 that CFB has had the exact same format for two years in a row is not very many
Was riding the NFL playoff high and then I read this article which made me instantly perturbed! www.espn.com/college-foot...
January 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Absofuckinglutely not
Office-dependent of course
January 12, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Office-dependent of course
Three-day weekend next week!
January 12, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Three-day weekend next week!
Oh fuck
“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”
— Kurt Vonnegut
— Kurt Vonnegut
January 12, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Oh fuck
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Per the speaker at tonight's rapid response meeting, ICE agents are booking hotel rooms in the Twin Cities for 60 to 90 days.
January 12, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Per the speaker at tonight's rapid response meeting, ICE agents are booking hotel rooms in the Twin Cities for 60 to 90 days.
Must be nice
January 12, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Must be nice
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Bluesky the official app of sports has been buzzing all weekend. Didn’t see anything close to this last NFL postseason. Many are saying we have arrived.
January 12, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Bluesky the official app of sports has been buzzing all weekend. Didn’t see anything close to this last NFL postseason. Many are saying we have arrived.