Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean
@bracketdobber.net
College hoops bracketology for SB Nation. “Mid” adult. Chicago. Extremely neurotic. Unable to shut up. Doesn’t stick to sports. He/him
Pinned
Me in 2026, waking up after a 20 year nap:
Me: "Hey 2026, what's good?"
2026: "Well, the new mayor of NYC is a Muslim socialist, and the hottest show on TV is about two gay hockey players."
Me: "Wow, 2026, you seem rad! Tell me more!"
2026:
Me: "Hey 2026, what's good?"
2026: "Well, the new mayor of NYC is a Muslim socialist, and the hottest show on TV is about two gay hockey players."
Me: "Wow, 2026, you seem rad! Tell me more!"
2026:
I remember how excited I was after Indiana blew out Bama and Georgia lost. “Sign of things to come! Maybe I’ll go on a date this year! Or get that promotion finally!”
You fool. You absolute rube.
You fool. You absolute rube.
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Well surely the Bills-Jags game tomorrow will be Normal
January 11, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Well surely the Bills-Jags game tomorrow will be Normal
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the last QB the Bears beat in the postseason was MATT HASSELBECK
January 11, 2026 at 4:41 AM
the last QB the Bears beat in the postseason was MATT HASSELBECK
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go find every one of these fans right now amazon
I can’t believe they showed a montage of sad Bears fans in the *second quarter*
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
go find every one of these fans right now amazon
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McManus is a terrible kicker, but at least he’s also a terrible person
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 AM
McManus is a terrible kicker, but at least he’s also a terrible person
Saw that at least 30 seconds after those of you streaming it
January 11, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Saw that at least 30 seconds after those of you streaming it
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Cubs signing a guy during the Bears comeback attempt is comedy.
January 11, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Cubs signing a guy during the Bears comeback attempt is comedy.
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The end of this game is going to be insanely funny no matter what happens.
January 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
The end of this game is going to be insanely funny no matter what happens.
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If you are unwilling to have a disabled, gay, trans, etc. child, then don’t have children. If you’re not prepared to love them unconditionally, then don’t have children.
January 10, 2026 at 11:27 PM
If you are unwilling to have a disabled, gay, trans, etc. child, then don’t have children. If you’re not prepared to love them unconditionally, then don’t have children.
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I’m kinda torn because I would love to see the EU wreck all the tech fascists
January 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I’m kinda torn because I would love to see the EU wreck all the tech fascists
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FUCK MATT SHAW!!!!!
lol cubs with a saturday night good news dump during the bears-packers playoff game, 10/10 no notes
January 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
FUCK MATT SHAW!!!!!
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@frustratedfan.bsky.social Jed, tonight!🤣
January 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
@frustratedfan.bsky.social Jed, tonight!🤣
Texas 92, No. 13 Alabama 88 FINAL
January 11, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Texas 92, No. 13 Alabama 88 FINAL
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I like how the Cubs decided to sign Alex Bregman during a Bears playoff game so no one would notice
January 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I like how the Cubs decided to sign Alex Bregman during a Bears playoff game so no one would notice
Quick! Over there!
Third baseman Alex Bregman and the Chicago Cubs are in agreement on a five-year, $175 million contract, sources tell Jeff Passan
January 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Quick! Over there!
This Texas-Bama game is in REGULATION.
ESPN won’t join BYU-Utah live until the majority of the first half has elapsed.
ESPN won’t join BYU-Utah live until the majority of the first half has elapsed.
January 11, 2026 at 3:37 AM
This Texas-Bama game is in REGULATION.
ESPN won’t join BYU-Utah live until the majority of the first half has elapsed.
ESPN won’t join BYU-Utah live until the majority of the first half has elapsed.
Texas 86, Bama 85. 1:02 left on ESPN
January 11, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Texas 86, Bama 85. 1:02 left on ESPN
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Remember, neither of these teams has won since before Christmas, when one team won only because they were playing each other.
January 11, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Remember, neither of these teams has won since before Christmas, when one team won only because they were playing each other.
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every time Caleb throws the ball in the red zone it feels like this
a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat
Alt: a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons saying i’m in danger
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 3:30 AM
every time Caleb throws the ball in the red zone it feels like this
You really gonna let Vandy beat you twice, Bama?
January 11, 2026 at 3:29 AM
You really gonna let Vandy beat you twice, Bama?
Honestly, my inability to watch the Chicago Bears without being a constant smartass is a major reason why I’m single.
January 11, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Honestly, my inability to watch the Chicago Bears without being a constant smartass is a major reason why I’m single.
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but matt why are you playing video games instead of watching the bears game
because I am familiar with the chicago bears, the football team otherwise known as the gentrified cleveland browns
because I am familiar with the chicago bears, the football team otherwise known as the gentrified cleveland browns
January 11, 2026 at 3:23 AM
but matt why are you playing video games instead of watching the bears game
because I am familiar with the chicago bears, the football team otherwise known as the gentrified cleveland browns
because I am familiar with the chicago bears, the football team otherwise known as the gentrified cleveland browns
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there’s a current hollywood squares set they can surely rent out
January 11, 2026 at 2:44 AM
there’s a current hollywood squares set they can surely rent out
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Liberals say that Iranians are protesting because they want democracy. They're wrong—Iranians are protesting because want a republic.
January 11, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Liberals say that Iranians are protesting because they want democracy. They're wrong—Iranians are protesting because want a republic.
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Fuck ICE, unless it’s successfully icing the other team’s kicker.
January 11, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Fuck ICE, unless it’s successfully icing the other team’s kicker.