Chris “OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!” Dobbertean 🦃 🥧
@bracketdobber.net
College hoops bracketology for SB Nation. “Mid” adult. Chicago. Extremely neurotic. Unable to shut up. Doesn’t stick to sports. He/him
Pinned
Same look I get within the first 60 minutes of a first date
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Everything about this is a great idea
my aunt got me this cute penzey's DEI themed advent spice calendar. we love an extremely woke brand don't we folks
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Everything about this is a great idea
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Coaches please join us in prayer for Adam
I’ve never smoked a brisket. I’m gonna smoke a brisket for thanksgiving. this will surely go fine.
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Coaches please join us in prayer for Adam
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2025 AFCA Regional Coach of the Year winners:
Region 1: Brent Key, Georgia Tech
Region 2: Clark Lea, Vanderbilt
Region 3: Curt Cignetti, Indiana
Region 4: Joey McGuire, Texas Tech
Region 5: Timmy Chang, Hawaii
Region 1: Brent Key, Georgia Tech
Region 2: Clark Lea, Vanderbilt
Region 3: Curt Cignetti, Indiana
Region 4: Joey McGuire, Texas Tech
Region 5: Timmy Chang, Hawaii
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
2025 AFCA Regional Coach of the Year winners:
Region 1: Brent Key, Georgia Tech
Region 2: Clark Lea, Vanderbilt
Region 3: Curt Cignetti, Indiana
Region 4: Joey McGuire, Texas Tech
Region 5: Timmy Chang, Hawaii
Region 1: Brent Key, Georgia Tech
Region 2: Clark Lea, Vanderbilt
Region 3: Curt Cignetti, Indiana
Region 4: Joey McGuire, Texas Tech
Region 5: Timmy Chang, Hawaii
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It's a close race between this and DAY AT THE FAIR for top MST3K short
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It's a close race between this and DAY AT THE FAIR for top MST3K short
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“flying elves are back!”
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
“flying elves are back!”
A perfectly cromulent evening if you ask me
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
A perfectly cromulent evening if you ask me
Another “eyes rolling to the back of my head” kind of morning.
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Another “eyes rolling to the back of my head” kind of morning.
Love a nice $69 delivery order
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Love a nice $69 delivery order
Tomorrow? Sure. I believe you.
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Tomorrow? Sure. I believe you.
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If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 AM
If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh
Dual-American and Canadian citizen here: the Canadian half of me and family have no interest in ever referring to ourselves as any type of “American.” Anyone who thinks we do needs to touch grass for a very long time. Months or years.
Why do you think the “annex Canada” shit went down so badly?
Why do you think the “annex Canada” shit went down so badly?
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Dual-American and Canadian citizen here: the Canadian half of me and family have no interest in ever referring to ourselves as any type of “American.” Anyone who thinks we do needs to touch grass for a very long time. Months or years.
Why do you think the “annex Canada” shit went down so badly?
Why do you think the “annex Canada” shit went down so badly?
THIS
“USians” is “sportsball” but for geopolitics
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
THIS
This thread has so fucking many try-hard Bloosky losers to block.
If your argument involves referring to Americans as “USians” it doesn’t matter how cogent the rest of your point may be tbh
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This thread has so fucking many try-hard Bloosky losers to block.
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THEN I SAID “MAYBE THIS YEAR THE TURKEY SHOULD’VE PARDONED ME” AND MY LAWYERS JUST SHOOK THEIR HEADS AND LEFT THE ROOM.
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
THEN I SAID “MAYBE THIS YEAR THE TURKEY SHOULD’VE PARDONED ME” AND MY LAWYERS JUST SHOOK THEIR HEADS AND LEFT THE ROOM.
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We remember the tragedy at the Pinedale Shopping Mall 47 years ago today
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
We remember the tragedy at the Pinedale Shopping Mall 47 years ago today
Launch “Alice’s Restaurant” into the sun and replace it with this.
47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Launch “Alice’s Restaurant” into the sun and replace it with this.
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A turkey pardon assumes that the turkey has committed a crime. End the carceral state.
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
A turkey pardon assumes that the turkey has committed a crime. End the carceral state.
Man U were they watching the sports report on WGN just now.
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Man U were they watching the sports report on WGN just now.
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Thanksgiving week means it’s almost wassailin’ time youtu.be/cG2BRjUfDtI?...
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Thanksgiving week means it’s almost wassailin’ time youtu.be/cG2BRjUfDtI?...
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not a GT fan (but GT-sympathetic in weeks they're not playing Pitt) and while I get the dollars and cents of this, and the Benz *is* really nice
BOBBY DODD IS A HISTORIC VENUE AND RIVALRIES SHOULD BE PLAYED AS HOME AND HOMES*
thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
*not you, Red River or WLOCP
BOBBY DODD IS A HISTORIC VENUE AND RIVALRIES SHOULD BE PLAYED AS HOME AND HOMES*
thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
*not you, Red River or WLOCP
Georgia Tech could be hosting No. 4 Georgia this week. But it sold the game for $10 million.
And appears to have no regrets:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
And appears to have no regrets:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...
Georgia Tech sold its Georgia home game for $10 million. It has no regrets
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
not a GT fan (but GT-sympathetic in weeks they're not playing Pitt) and while I get the dollars and cents of this, and the Benz *is* really nice
BOBBY DODD IS A HISTORIC VENUE AND RIVALRIES SHOULD BE PLAYED AS HOME AND HOMES*
thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
*not you, Red River or WLOCP
BOBBY DODD IS A HISTORIC VENUE AND RIVALRIES SHOULD BE PLAYED AS HOME AND HOMES*
thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
*not you, Red River or WLOCP
Homer Simpson-ass witness (derogatory)
Gregory Bovino’s deposition is out. Check here and @chicagotribune.com for highlights. Throughout, Bovino was evasive and combative. In this, while being asked about a photo showing him throwing tear gas, Bovino said: “You said canister. I threw two. That’s plural.”
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Homer Simpson-ass witness (derogatory)