optiMSTie
@optimstie.bsky.social
Just this guy.
I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc.
Howdy!
av: MST3K's Crow in tux
banner: Keep circulating the tapes
I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc.
Howdy!
av: MST3K's Crow in tux
banner: Keep circulating the tapes
What do you say, Portland, do you have any ideas or suggestions?
If you do, please sound off in the quoted post below!
#PDX #PDXsky #Portland #PortlandSky
If you do, please sound off in the quoted post below!
#PDX #PDXsky #Portland #PortlandSky
Hey Portland!
Where do you get your non-dehumanizing healthcare?
Please pass this around because I *need* some answers. I just had a horrific experience and *never* want to go through that again.
Where do you get your non-dehumanizing healthcare?
Please pass this around because I *need* some answers. I just had a horrific experience and *never* want to go through that again.
February 1, 2026 at 3:16 AM
What do you say, Portland, do you have any ideas or suggestions?
If you do, please sound off in the quoted post below!
#PDX #PDXsky #Portland #PortlandSky
If you do, please sound off in the quoted post below!
#PDX #PDXsky #Portland #PortlandSky
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Hey Portland!
Where do you get your non-dehumanizing healthcare?
Please pass this around because I *need* some answers. I just had a horrific experience and *never* want to go through that again.
Where do you get your non-dehumanizing healthcare?
Please pass this around because I *need* some answers. I just had a horrific experience and *never* want to go through that again.
February 1, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Hey Portland!
Where do you get your non-dehumanizing healthcare?
Please pass this around because I *need* some answers. I just had a horrific experience and *never* want to go through that again.
Where do you get your non-dehumanizing healthcare?
Please pass this around because I *need* some answers. I just had a horrific experience and *never* want to go through that again.
February 1, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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Tonight's double-feature. In honor of the National Film Registry recognizing Carpenter's masterpiece.
January 31, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Tonight's double-feature. In honor of the National Film Registry recognizing Carpenter's masterpiece.
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Kevin Conroy will always be the definitive Batman in my eyes. Regardless of medium.
January 15, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Kevin Conroy will always be the definitive Batman in my eyes. Regardless of medium.
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There is nothing funnier than the scene in The Muppets Take Manhattan where Miss Piggy is replaced with a visibly obvious stunt actor in a Miss Piggy Suit chasing down a mugger
January 31, 2026 at 7:16 AM
There is nothing funnier than the scene in The Muppets Take Manhattan where Miss Piggy is replaced with a visibly obvious stunt actor in a Miss Piggy Suit chasing down a mugger
We still love ya and we still miss ya, King.
January 31, 2026 at 10:46 PM
We still love ya and we still miss ya, King.
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The full run of SCTV for free. God bless and keep the Internet Archive.
SCTV is on Internet Archive if you'd like to enjoy the early work of Catherine O'Hara and her fellow sketch comedy gods.
S1: archive.org/details/sctv...
S2: archive.org/details/sctv...
S3: archive.org/details/19-m...
S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s...
S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky
S1: archive.org/details/sctv...
S2: archive.org/details/sctv...
S3: archive.org/details/19-m...
S4-5: archive.org/details/66-s...
S6 + Cinemax: archive.org/details/sctv... #TVSky
January 31, 2026 at 8:15 PM
The full run of SCTV for free. God bless and keep the Internet Archive.
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So the two guys that made their grievances known re AEW got eliminated IN SECONDS from the Rumble. Welcome to the humiliation Miro and Fenix. Same for Ricky if he shows up.
I'm so glad Rey Fenix avoided the inhumane treatment at AEW to be in the Royal Rumble where he was instantly F5'd and eliminated by Brock Pissnar in about 30 seconds.
#RoyalRumble 🤼
#RoyalRumble 🤼
January 31, 2026 at 10:38 PM
So the two guys that made their grievances known re AEW got eliminated IN SECONDS from the Rumble. Welcome to the humiliation Miro and Fenix. Same for Ricky if he shows up.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh i saw a hand painted sign today. IN THE STYLE OF COMIC SANS
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 AM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Happy #LetterboxdFriday! #LastFourWatched
FREMONT - this one sneaks up on you
RAN
HENDRIE
I LOVE MOVIES
FREMONT - this one sneaks up on you
RAN
HENDRIE
I LOVE MOVIES
January 31, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! #LastFourWatched
FREMONT - this one sneaks up on you
RAN
HENDRIE
I LOVE MOVIES
FREMONT - this one sneaks up on you
RAN
HENDRIE
I LOVE MOVIES
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A variety of things due to an unexpected Rob Reiner double feature on Wednesday <3 #letterboxdfriday
January 31, 2026 at 2:52 AM
A variety of things due to an unexpected Rob Reiner double feature on Wednesday <3 #letterboxdfriday
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Happy #LetterboxdFriday! What's YOUR #LastFourWatched?
January 31, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! What's YOUR #LastFourWatched?
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There was recently a vinyl reissue of the soundtrack. It is similarly god-tier.
January 31, 2026 at 1:50 AM
There was recently a vinyl reissue of the soundtrack. It is similarly god-tier.
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She wasn't even Miss Teschmacher in that stupid Superman sequel.
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 AM
She wasn't even Miss Teschmacher in that stupid Superman sequel.
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I feel like you PROBABLY know about this Parker Posey video, but also that MORE people should know about this Parker Posey video:
Genie on Hard Times with Parker Posey
YouTube video by Funny Or Die
www.youtube.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I feel like you PROBABLY know about this Parker Posey video, but also that MORE people should know about this Parker Posey video:
SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK
she would've been a SUPERLATIVE Lois Lane
she would've been a SUPERLATIVE Lois Lane
You mentioned Parker Posey which means I am honor bound to say what you already know I'm about to say:
PARKER POSEY WAS IN A SUPERMAN MOVIE BUT DIDN'T PLAY LOIS WHAT THE FUCK
PARKER POSEY WAS IN A SUPERMAN MOVIE BUT DIDN'T PLAY LOIS WHAT THE FUCK
January 31, 2026 at 1:43 AM
SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK
she would've been a SUPERLATIVE Lois Lane
she would've been a SUPERLATIVE Lois Lane
Parker Posey in Josie and the Pussycats is god-tier.
I had trouble believing that going in. I should never have doubted that. *WOW.*
I had trouble believing that going in. I should never have doubted that. *WOW.*
Maybe I'm biased because I shotgunned the Scream movies to prep for 6 when it was coming out and very quickly got tired of them, but for me, if I want Parker Posey, I'll put on Josie and the Pussycats. 🤷♂️
January 31, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Parker Posey in Josie and the Pussycats is god-tier.
I had trouble believing that going in. I should never have doubted that. *WOW.*
I had trouble believing that going in. I should never have doubted that. *WOW.*
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Credit to boom99.7 #Ottawa #Canada for this wonderful tribute to Catherine O’Hara, rest easy Queen, you will never be forgotten
#CatherineO’Hara #NationalTreasure
#CatherineO’Hara #NationalTreasure
January 31, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Credit to boom99.7 #Ottawa #Canada for this wonderful tribute to Catherine O’Hara, rest easy Queen, you will never be forgotten
#CatherineO’Hara #NationalTreasure
#CatherineO’Hara #NationalTreasure
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This is so well written. 💔
January 31, 2026 at 12:48 AM
This is so well written. 💔
People have survived way harder attacks in the Scream movies.
So many folks are all "I want to see that Stu survived the events of Scream!"
SOD THAT. I NEED TO SEE THAT JENNIFER JOLIE SURVIVED.
So many folks are all "I want to see that Stu survived the events of Scream!"
SOD THAT. I NEED TO SEE THAT JENNIFER JOLIE SURVIVED.
In my headcanon, she survived her stab wound and she and Gale meet up regularly to solve mysteries together.
January 31, 2026 at 1:20 AM
People have survived way harder attacks in the Scream movies.
So many folks are all "I want to see that Stu survived the events of Scream!"
SOD THAT. I NEED TO SEE THAT JENNIFER JOLIE SURVIVED.
So many folks are all "I want to see that Stu survived the events of Scream!"
SOD THAT. I NEED TO SEE THAT JENNIFER JOLIE SURVIVED.
It's Creed, so... not high. Still, all about Ghostface & Dewey material.
RELATED: Few unintentionally hilarious aspects of music make me laugh harder than the "HOOOOOOLD ME NOW" in Creed's "One Last Breath."
If you were to play that near me, I'd have a hard time keeping together b/c WHAT THE HELL
RELATED: Few unintentionally hilarious aspects of music make me laugh harder than the "HOOOOOOLD ME NOW" in Creed's "One Last Breath."
If you were to play that near me, I'd have a hard time keeping together b/c WHAT THE HELL
But where do you rank the What If music video? Which features Ghostface AND Dewey. So canon.
January 31, 2026 at 1:18 AM
It's Creed, so... not high. Still, all about Ghostface & Dewey material.
RELATED: Few unintentionally hilarious aspects of music make me laugh harder than the "HOOOOOOLD ME NOW" in Creed's "One Last Breath."
If you were to play that near me, I'd have a hard time keeping together b/c WHAT THE HELL
RELATED: Few unintentionally hilarious aspects of music make me laugh harder than the "HOOOOOOLD ME NOW" in Creed's "One Last Breath."
If you were to play that near me, I'd have a hard time keeping together b/c WHAT THE HELL
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i’ll never read a recipe that needs cheese added without thinking of this scene. 😢
a woman holding a plate of food with the words you just fold it in
Alt: Moira from schitts Creek holding a plate of cheese telling her son David you just fold it in
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:22 PM
i’ll never read a recipe that needs cheese added without thinking of this scene. 😢