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optiMSTie
@optimstie.bsky.social
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Just this guy.

I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc.

Howdy!

av: MST3K's Crow in tux
banner: Keep circulating the tapes
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ksummerfield.bsky.social
"If Ever I Would Leave You" from Camelot, a performed by Aretha Franklin
February 4, 2026 at 6:21 AM
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uselessusername.bsky.social
Shout out to Timecrimes, Primer, and 12 Monkeys
February 4, 2026 at 1:57 AM
optimstie.bsky.social
What can I say? I'm a sucker fo-

...

... whoa... weirdest sense of deja vu...
ryanwritesgood.bsky.social Ryan @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 11h
What can he say? He's a sucker for a time loop narrative!

#Letterboxd 🎥
optimstie.bsky.social optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 11h
What can I say? I'm a sucker for a time loop narrative!

#Letterboxd 🎥
February 4, 2026 at 1:28 AM
optimstie.bsky.social
What can I say? I'm a sucker for a time loop narrative!

#Letterboxd 🎥
Cover art for the last four titles I watched and logged on Letterboxd. All four titles have five-star ratings. From left to right: Edge of Tomorrow (2014), Palm Springs (2020), Happy Death Day (2017), Groundhog Day (1993)
February 4, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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mikeymcfilms.bsky.social
I have to say that this is the greatest thing that @theonion.com has ever done
February 4, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
Jurassic Park(1993)
The Great Muta spraying his trademark mist into Ric Flairs face at what looks like a WCW event
February 3, 2026 at 11:11 PM
optimstie.bsky.social
that feel when I'm clearly not enjoying this
February 3, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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ffrancavilla.bsky.social
Mood
Jack nickolson in the shining holding an axe in a snowstorm
February 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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13thgravegypt.bsky.social
Girllllllll I am going to become a Ducks fan just because of this mask
Dostal’s goalie mask for come out and play night featuring The Offspring logo on the top with hockey sticks and orange eyes and it’s kidding a tooth. It says he requested as many skulls as possible because it’s “punk” Side of the mask featuring important dates in the ducks and The Offspring’s history, wild wing x-ray inspired by the smash album cover, and offspring logo with noodles guitar. Another side of the mask with the Honda center ducks, wild wing statue with a guitar instead of a hockey stick, and a number 31 in reference to he asked for a 13. Back of the mask with The Flying V, USA flag for the offspring, silhouette of the offspring performing, and Czech flag for Dostal.
February 3, 2026 at 9:12 PM
optimstie.bsky.social
There is now a fully dedicated "Bluesky users tagging optiMSTie about new MST3K eps" feed that runs a couple thousand posts deep.

AND I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT, Y'ALL :D
thecaseywilson.bsky.social Casey @thecaseywilson.bsky.social · 14h
About how many people tagged you?
February 3, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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ashleysays.bsky.social
Me realizing the dude I had such a crush on was none other than Channing Tatum
February 3, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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alaskanime.bsky.social
Oh I just love McChicken
I love it all the time
But I love it more than ever for
A BUCK BUCK BUCK
Eighty Nine
February 3, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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kevinprice.bsky.social
One of the clearest signs about how wayward our culture has gone is the relative standing of these two songs.
Spotify listing of two songs, "The Reason" and "Crawling in the Dark" by Hoobastank.
February 3, 2026 at 2:00 AM
optimstie.bsky.social
♫ I FEEL LIKE JINGLES TONIGHT ♫

♫ LIKE JINGLES TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT ♫
February 3, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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podkatt.bsky.social
This is not the best commercial of 2002, but it is the Most 2002 commercial
optimstie.bsky.social optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 1d
AND it was the soundtrack for a Mountain Dew commercial with a babby Channing Tatum.

"FORGOT MY DEW."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdGj...
February 3, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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evanbrady.bsky.social
I have no idea why I remember this but I'm almost certain I bought that Hoobastank CD and Jimmy Eat World's Bleed American at the same time. One of them turned out to be one the most perfect albums of the 2000s and the other was Hoobastank.
February 3, 2026 at 1:49 AM
optimstie.bsky.social
AND it was the soundtrack for a Mountain Dew commercial with a babby Channing Tatum.

"FORGOT MY DEW."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdGj...
February 3, 2026 at 1:43 AM
optimstie.bsky.social
Now playing: Happy Death Day

Carter has posters for They Live, Repo Man, and Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie.

OF COURSE you can trust him!
Happy Death Day movie poster that has a knife plunged into a cake featuring the movie title written in frosting. The killer is wearing a mask of a college mascot (in this case, a big baby) and can be seen in the reflection of a knife that's been plunged into the cake. Tagline: "Get up. Live your day. Get killed. AGAIN."
February 3, 2026 at 12:57 AM
optimstie.bsky.social
in which Mario saves Monstro Elisasue
mariobrothblog.bsky.social Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 1d
The ending to the Super Mario All-Stars version of Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels will become corrupted simply by Mario being too close to the right edge of the screen. While Mario will remain normal, Peach will become an uncanny jumble of corrupted graphics.
February 3, 2026 at 12:42 AM
optimstie.bsky.social
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHUBENACADIE SAM
turbokat42.bsky.social Heather H @turbokat42.bsky.social · 1d
Would you care for another?
February 3, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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ironspike.bsky.social
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cartoonist.coop Cartoonist Cooperative @cartoonist.coop · 2d
CALLING ALL BLACK COMIC ARTISTS, WRITERS, AND ALL-AROUND CARTOONISTS!

Reply to or quote this post showing off your favorite work so we can get more people reading your creations!
The text "Read Black Comics" on an inky almost-grey textured background.
February 2, 2026 at 7:04 PM
optimstie.bsky.social
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

IT'S ALL GOOD, MAMMAJAMMA, KEEP 'EM COMIN' :D

And thank ya kindly!
February 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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kelston.bsky.social
Good MST3K Monday evening, #MutantFam and #MST3K! I am now watching the MST3K Broadcast edition of The Brain That Wouldnt Die (1961) on YouTube!
#Horror365Challenge: #17/365
The Rhino MST3K DVD cover episode of Brain That Wouldnt Die (1961)!
February 2, 2026 at 11:29 PM
optimstie.bsky.social
"Ehhhh, come out to the living room, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."
maxamari.bsky.social M.A. @maxamari.bsky.social · 2d
I can't quarantine Mr. Sharpie in another room any more because he's figured out he can move the vent covers.

This guy is walking around in the ducts like John fucking McClane.
A gray and white cat is sitting on the INSIDE of a HVAC vent grate.
February 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
optimstie.bsky.social
NO

NO IT ISN'T

HOW

HOW DO YOU FIGURE

HOW DO YOU EVEN TRY TO PRETEND THAT PUPPET DAVID BOREANAZ AS ANGEL IS MORE DISTURBING THAN KERMIT WALKING DOWN THE STREET LIKE A T-800 TERMINATOR ENDOSKELETON IN THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL

*HOW*
ryanwritesgood.bsky.social Ryan @ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 1d
GAAAAAH! THAT THING IS **WAY WORSE** THAN THE KERMITNATOR
February 2, 2026 at 10:44 PM