optiMSTie
@optimstie.bsky.social
Just this guy.
I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc.
Howdy!
av: MST3K's Crow in tux
banner: Keep circulating the tapes
I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc.
Howdy!
av: MST3K's Crow in tux
banner: Keep circulating the tapes
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Me realizing the dude I had such a crush on was none other than Channing Tatum
February 3, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Me realizing the dude I had such a crush on was none other than Channing Tatum
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Oh I just love McChicken
I love it all the time
But I love it more than ever for
A BUCK BUCK BUCK
Eighty Nine
I love it all the time
But I love it more than ever for
A BUCK BUCK BUCK
Eighty Nine
February 3, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Oh I just love McChicken
I love it all the time
But I love it more than ever for
A BUCK BUCK BUCK
Eighty Nine
I love it all the time
But I love it more than ever for
A BUCK BUCK BUCK
Eighty Nine
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One of the clearest signs about how wayward our culture has gone is the relative standing of these two songs.
February 3, 2026 at 2:00 AM
One of the clearest signs about how wayward our culture has gone is the relative standing of these two songs.
♫ I FEEL LIKE JINGLES TONIGHT ♫
♫ LIKE JINGLES TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT ♫
♫ LIKE JINGLES TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT ♫
February 3, 2026 at 1:59 AM
♫ I FEEL LIKE JINGLES TONIGHT ♫
♫ LIKE JINGLES TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT ♫
♫ LIKE JINGLES TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT ♫
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This is not the best commercial of 2002, but it is the Most 2002 commercial
AND it was the soundtrack for a Mountain Dew commercial with a babby Channing Tatum.
"FORGOT MY DEW."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdGj...
"FORGOT MY DEW."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdGj...
February 3, 2026 at 1:49 AM
This is not the best commercial of 2002, but it is the Most 2002 commercial
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I have no idea why I remember this but I'm almost certain I bought that Hoobastank CD and Jimmy Eat World's Bleed American at the same time. One of them turned out to be one the most perfect albums of the 2000s and the other was Hoobastank.
February 3, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I have no idea why I remember this but I'm almost certain I bought that Hoobastank CD and Jimmy Eat World's Bleed American at the same time. One of them turned out to be one the most perfect albums of the 2000s and the other was Hoobastank.
AND it was the soundtrack for a Mountain Dew commercial with a babby Channing Tatum.
"FORGOT MY DEW."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdGj...
"FORGOT MY DEW."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdGj...
February 3, 2026 at 1:43 AM
AND it was the soundtrack for a Mountain Dew commercial with a babby Channing Tatum.
"FORGOT MY DEW."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdGj...
"FORGOT MY DEW."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdGj...
Now playing: Happy Death Day
Carter has posters for They Live, Repo Man, and Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie.
OF COURSE you can trust him!
Carter has posters for They Live, Repo Man, and Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie.
OF COURSE you can trust him!
February 3, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Now playing: Happy Death Day
Carter has posters for They Live, Repo Man, and Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie.
OF COURSE you can trust him!
Carter has posters for They Live, Repo Man, and Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie.
OF COURSE you can trust him!
in which Mario saves Monstro Elisasue
The ending to the Super Mario All-Stars version of Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels will become corrupted simply by Mario being too close to the right edge of the screen. While Mario will remain normal, Peach will become an uncanny jumble of corrupted graphics.
February 3, 2026 at 12:42 AM
in which Mario saves Monstro Elisasue
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHUBENACADIE SAM
SHUBENACADIE SAM
February 3, 2026 at 12:27 AM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHUBENACADIE SAM
SHUBENACADIE SAM
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CALLING ALL BLACK COMIC ARTISTS, WRITERS, AND ALL-AROUND CARTOONISTS!
Reply to or quote this post showing off your favorite work so we can get more people reading your creations!
Reply to or quote this post showing off your favorite work so we can get more people reading your creations!
February 2, 2026 at 7:04 PM
🧵
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
IT'S ALL GOOD, MAMMAJAMMA, KEEP 'EM COMIN' :D
And thank ya kindly!
IT'S ALL GOOD, MAMMAJAMMA, KEEP 'EM COMIN' :D
And thank ya kindly!
Let me be the 296th person to tag @optimstie.bsky.social with this link: variety.com/2026/tv/news...
‘Mystery Science Theater 3000’: Rifftrax, Shout! Studios Team for New Episodes of Cult Classic Series (EXCLUSIVE)
RiffTrax and Shout! Studios have teamed to produce four new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000 with Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy
variety.com
February 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
IT'S ALL GOOD, MAMMAJAMMA, KEEP 'EM COMIN' :D
And thank ya kindly!
IT'S ALL GOOD, MAMMAJAMMA, KEEP 'EM COMIN' :D
And thank ya kindly!
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Good MST3K Monday evening, #MutantFam and #MST3K! I am now watching the MST3K Broadcast edition of The Brain That Wouldnt Die (1961) on YouTube!
#Horror365Challenge: #17/365
#Horror365Challenge: #17/365
February 2, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Good MST3K Monday evening, #MutantFam and #MST3K! I am now watching the MST3K Broadcast edition of The Brain That Wouldnt Die (1961) on YouTube!
#Horror365Challenge: #17/365
#Horror365Challenge: #17/365
"Ehhhh, come out to the living room, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."
I can't quarantine Mr. Sharpie in another room any more because he's figured out he can move the vent covers.
This guy is walking around in the ducts like John fucking McClane.
This guy is walking around in the ducts like John fucking McClane.
February 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM
"Ehhhh, come out to the living room, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."
NO
NO IT ISN'T
HOW
HOW DO YOU FIGURE
HOW DO YOU EVEN TRY TO PRETEND THAT PUPPET DAVID BOREANAZ AS ANGEL IS MORE DISTURBING THAN KERMIT WALKING DOWN THE STREET LIKE A T-800 TERMINATOR ENDOSKELETON IN THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL
*HOW*
NO IT ISN'T
HOW
HOW DO YOU FIGURE
HOW DO YOU EVEN TRY TO PRETEND THAT PUPPET DAVID BOREANAZ AS ANGEL IS MORE DISTURBING THAN KERMIT WALKING DOWN THE STREET LIKE A T-800 TERMINATOR ENDOSKELETON IN THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL
*HOW*
GAAAAAH! THAT THING IS **WAY WORSE** THAN THE KERMITNATOR
February 2, 2026 at 10:44 PM
NO
NO IT ISN'T
HOW
HOW DO YOU FIGURE
HOW DO YOU EVEN TRY TO PRETEND THAT PUPPET DAVID BOREANAZ AS ANGEL IS MORE DISTURBING THAN KERMIT WALKING DOWN THE STREET LIKE A T-800 TERMINATOR ENDOSKELETON IN THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL
*HOW*
NO IT ISN'T
HOW
HOW DO YOU FIGURE
HOW DO YOU EVEN TRY TO PRETEND THAT PUPPET DAVID BOREANAZ AS ANGEL IS MORE DISTURBING THAN KERMIT WALKING DOWN THE STREET LIKE A T-800 TERMINATOR ENDOSKELETON IN THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL
*HOW*
>:-/
SIR
...
... okay, i'm just gonna step outside, have a root beer barrel or something, i dunno
SIR
...
... okay, i'm just gonna step outside, have a root beer barrel or something, i dunno
February 2, 2026 at 10:41 PM
>:-/
SIR
...
... okay, i'm just gonna step outside, have a root beer barrel or something, i dunno
SIR
...
... okay, i'm just gonna step outside, have a root beer barrel or something, i dunno
DID YOU JUST BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME
I bet you think the Capulets are blameless too
February 2, 2026 at 10:34 PM
DID YOU JUST BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me as my Notifications get flooded with the news of four new #MST3K episodes from the #RiffTrax gang
me as my Notifications get flooded with the news of four new #MST3K episodes from the #RiffTrax gang
a cartoon piglet looking through a magnifying glass
Alt: Piglet from Disney's Winnie the Pooh cartoons standing on a chair that's getting carried away by water as Piglet tries to bail out his flooding home
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I hate that damn groundhog, as I hate Hell, all Montagues, and Julia Roberts.
February 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I hate that damn groundhog, as I hate Hell, all Montagues, and Julia Roberts.
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Even in the midst of everything going on in this moment, there is *such* beauty in the world. It is so important to take a moment to appreciate that every now and then. I hope you find that beauty and those moments.
February 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Even in the midst of everything going on in this moment, there is *such* beauty in the world. It is so important to take a moment to appreciate that every now and then. I hope you find that beauty and those moments.
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It's a bit maddening to put the onus of meteorology on a rodent with a poor understanding of the subject. Gophers, on the other hand, are far more reliable barometers of these things.
February 2, 2026 at 12:27 PM
It's a bit maddening to put the onus of meteorology on a rodent with a poor understanding of the subject. Gophers, on the other hand, are far more reliable barometers of these things.
Ahem
Crow and Servo in the Moooorning~
Crow and Servo in the Moooorning~
February 2, 2026 at 12:29 PM
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Read the room, Frog and Toad Bot.
READ THE ROOM
READ THE ROOM
“I went around the corner to see if spring was there.”
“Did you find it?” asked Toad.
“No,” said Frog. “There was only an old worm asleep on a tree stump.”
“Did you find it?” asked Toad.
“No,” said Frog. “There was only an old worm asleep on a tree stump.”
February 2, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Read the room, Frog and Toad Bot.
READ THE ROOM
READ THE ROOM