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optiMSTie
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Just this guy.

I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc.

Howdy!

av: MST3K's Crow in tux
banner: Keep circulating the tapes
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Even in the midst of everything going on in this moment, there is *such* beauty in the world. It is so important to take a moment to appreciate that every now and then. I hope you find that beauty and those moments.
February 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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It's a bit maddening to put the onus of meteorology on a rodent with a poor understanding of the subject. Gophers, on the other hand, are far more reliable barometers of these things.
February 2, 2026 at 12:27 PM
♫ EVIL CROW AND EVIL SERRRRRVOOOOOOO ♫

#MST3K
Ahem

Crow and Servo in the Moooorning~
February 2, 2026 at 12:29 PM
February 2, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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Always
Be
Caging
February 2, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Read the room, Frog and Toad Bot.

READ THE ROOM
“I went around the corner to see if spring was there.”

“Did you find it?” asked Toad.

“No,” said Frog. “There was only an old worm asleep on a tree stump.”
February 2, 2026 at 12:10 PM
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Okay campers, rise and shine - and don’t forget your booties, because it’s coooold out there! #HappyGroundhogDay
February 2, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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Groundhog Day
February 2, 2026 at 12:05 PM
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#MondayVibes #radio
We only work so we can go see the weekend wrasslin’. Let’s get that bread (and title belt).
February 2, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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in all seriousness if no one has told you today, you're fucking awesome. I don't give a fuck what you're worried about yourself, I am TELLING you, just breathe. it will get better on its own; don't torture yourself. stop that. fellow human, I love the shit out of you. be nice to yourself please.
February 1, 2026 at 11:27 PM
[Samuel L. Jackson voice mode activated]

WHERE IS MY SUPER-SUIT
Why do you want to see the storage facility?
February 2, 2026 at 12:02 PM
I WILL NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY THIS
If it was revealed that your were Abed all along, I wouldn't be surprised.
February 2, 2026 at 11:39 AM
this is who runs this account
February 2, 2026 at 11:31 AM
[stares in exasperated Denzel Washington]
February 2, 2026 at 11:24 AM
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GOAT gets EGOT
February 1, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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The fact that she couldn't say this until she wasn't employed there any longer tells you everything you need to know about how they roll.
February 1, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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We went there for our second (8th) anniversary in 2012. He's a true gentleman, very gracious. If there's a band playing, he usually comes.
February 2, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Favorite first-watches of January?

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)
Godzilla Vs. Destoroyah (1995)
Little Caesar (1931)
Out of the Past (1947)

#Letterboxd
February 2, 2026 at 12:24 AM
[VH1 announcer guy voice mode ACTIVATED]

Between this and Sinners, Buddy Guy is having THE BEST YEAR EVER™️!
#GRAMMYs Best Traditional Blues Album Winner: Ain't Done with the Blues - Buddy Guy
February 1, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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Kendrick Lamar now ties Jay-Z for most #GRAMMYs  wins by any rapper in history. (25)
February 1, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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Seeing a lot of glitter on the red carpet at the #Grammys so here is a sparkly Rita Hayworth in Glida (1946) #FilmNoir
February 1, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm.

The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.

Happy Black History Month.
February 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Oh, I would LOVE the Special Edition showing up in theaters.

I adore the movie as it is, but the Special Edition is fantabulous. The scene right before Ripley's descent into the Alien Queen's hive where she and Hicks reveal their first names to each other?

That's perfection, right there.
@galeannehurd.bsky.social, will there be opportunities to see 𝘼𝙇𝙄𝙀𝙉𝙎 on the big screen this summer for the 40th anniversary?

I'd be happy with either cut, but I wonder: Has the Special Edition ever played in theaters? That could be an extra selling point!

#FilmSky
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ALT: a black background with the word aliens written in blue
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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When they say Me Too "went too far," they mean "got too close."
January 31, 2026 at 4:25 PM