optiMSTie
@optimstie.bsky.social
Just this guy.
I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc.
Howdy!
av: MST3K's Crow in tux
banner: Keep circulating the tapes
I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc.
Howdy!
av: MST3K's Crow in tux
banner: Keep circulating the tapes
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oh i saw a hand painted sign today. IN THE STYLE OF COMIC SANS
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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Happy #LetterboxdFriday! #LastFourWatched
FREMONT - this one sneaks up on you
RAN
HENDRIE
I LOVE MOVIES
FREMONT - this one sneaks up on you
RAN
HENDRIE
I LOVE MOVIES
January 31, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! #LastFourWatched
FREMONT - this one sneaks up on you
RAN
HENDRIE
I LOVE MOVIES
FREMONT - this one sneaks up on you
RAN
HENDRIE
I LOVE MOVIES
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A variety of things due to an unexpected Rob Reiner double feature on Wednesday <3 #letterboxdfriday
January 31, 2026 at 2:52 AM
A variety of things due to an unexpected Rob Reiner double feature on Wednesday <3 #letterboxdfriday
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Happy #LetterboxdFriday! What's YOUR #LastFourWatched?
January 31, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Happy #LetterboxdFriday! What's YOUR #LastFourWatched?
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There was recently a vinyl reissue of the soundtrack. It is similarly god-tier.
January 31, 2026 at 1:50 AM
There was recently a vinyl reissue of the soundtrack. It is similarly god-tier.
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She wasn't even Miss Teschmacher in that stupid Superman sequel.
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 AM
She wasn't even Miss Teschmacher in that stupid Superman sequel.
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I feel like you PROBABLY know about this Parker Posey video, but also that MORE people should know about this Parker Posey video:
Genie on Hard Times with Parker Posey
YouTube video by Funny Or Die
www.youtube.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I feel like you PROBABLY know about this Parker Posey video, but also that MORE people should know about this Parker Posey video:
SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK
she would've been a SUPERLATIVE Lois Lane
she would've been a SUPERLATIVE Lois Lane
You mentioned Parker Posey which means I am honor bound to say what you already know I'm about to say:
PARKER POSEY WAS IN A SUPERMAN MOVIE BUT DIDN'T PLAY LOIS WHAT THE FUCK
PARKER POSEY WAS IN A SUPERMAN MOVIE BUT DIDN'T PLAY LOIS WHAT THE FUCK
January 31, 2026 at 1:43 AM
SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK
she would've been a SUPERLATIVE Lois Lane
she would've been a SUPERLATIVE Lois Lane
Parker Posey in Josie and the Pussycats is god-tier.
I had trouble believing that going in. I should never have doubted that. *WOW.*
I had trouble believing that going in. I should never have doubted that. *WOW.*
Maybe I'm biased because I shotgunned the Scream movies to prep for 6 when it was coming out and very quickly got tired of them, but for me, if I want Parker Posey, I'll put on Josie and the Pussycats. 🤷♂️
January 31, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Parker Posey in Josie and the Pussycats is god-tier.
I had trouble believing that going in. I should never have doubted that. *WOW.*
I had trouble believing that going in. I should never have doubted that. *WOW.*
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Credit to boom99.7 #Ottawa #Canada for this wonderful tribute to Catherine O’Hara, rest easy Queen, you will never be forgotten
#CatherineO’Hara #NationalTreasure
#CatherineO’Hara #NationalTreasure
January 31, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Credit to boom99.7 #Ottawa #Canada for this wonderful tribute to Catherine O’Hara, rest easy Queen, you will never be forgotten
#CatherineO’Hara #NationalTreasure
#CatherineO’Hara #NationalTreasure
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This is so well written. 💔
January 31, 2026 at 12:48 AM
This is so well written. 💔
People have survived way harder attacks in the Scream movies.
So many folks are all "I want to see that Stu survived the events of Scream!"
SOD THAT. I NEED TO SEE THAT JENNIFER JOLIE SURVIVED.
So many folks are all "I want to see that Stu survived the events of Scream!"
SOD THAT. I NEED TO SEE THAT JENNIFER JOLIE SURVIVED.
In my headcanon, she survived her stab wound and she and Gale meet up regularly to solve mysteries together.
January 31, 2026 at 1:20 AM
People have survived way harder attacks in the Scream movies.
So many folks are all "I want to see that Stu survived the events of Scream!"
SOD THAT. I NEED TO SEE THAT JENNIFER JOLIE SURVIVED.
So many folks are all "I want to see that Stu survived the events of Scream!"
SOD THAT. I NEED TO SEE THAT JENNIFER JOLIE SURVIVED.
It's Creed, so... not high. Still, all about Ghostface & Dewey material.
RELATED: Few unintentionally hilarious aspects of music make me laugh harder than the "HOOOOOOLD ME NOW" in Creed's "One Last Breath."
If you were to play that near me, I'd have a hard time keeping together b/c WHAT THE HELL
RELATED: Few unintentionally hilarious aspects of music make me laugh harder than the "HOOOOOOLD ME NOW" in Creed's "One Last Breath."
If you were to play that near me, I'd have a hard time keeping together b/c WHAT THE HELL
But where do you rank the What If music video? Which features Ghostface AND Dewey. So canon.
January 31, 2026 at 1:18 AM
It's Creed, so... not high. Still, all about Ghostface & Dewey material.
RELATED: Few unintentionally hilarious aspects of music make me laugh harder than the "HOOOOOOLD ME NOW" in Creed's "One Last Breath."
If you were to play that near me, I'd have a hard time keeping together b/c WHAT THE HELL
RELATED: Few unintentionally hilarious aspects of music make me laugh harder than the "HOOOOOOLD ME NOW" in Creed's "One Last Breath."
If you were to play that near me, I'd have a hard time keeping together b/c WHAT THE HELL
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i’ll never read a recipe that needs cheese added without thinking of this scene. 😢
a woman holding a plate of food with the words you just fold it in
Alt: Moira from schitts Creek holding a plate of cheese telling her son David you just fold it in
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:22 PM
i’ll never read a recipe that needs cheese added without thinking of this scene. 😢
I put Scream 3 above Scream 2 almost entirely on the sole basis of Parker Posey.
Yeah. I *just* went there.
Yeah. I *just* went there.
I’d say Parker Posey is the standout of Scream 3, but we all know that honor belongs to the Creed song that plays in the opening scene. That said, Parker Posey is also a treasure.
a woman in a lime green suit is holding a yellow bag
ALT: a woman in a lime green suit is holding a yellow bag
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I put Scream 3 above Scream 2 almost entirely on the sole basis of Parker Posey.
Yeah. I *just* went there.
Yeah. I *just* went there.
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It’s hard to imagine someone more universally enjoyed than Catherine O’Hara where the opinions range from “I like her and her work” to “I love her and her work” and that’s a pretty good legacy
January 30, 2026 at 6:19 PM
It’s hard to imagine someone more universally enjoyed than Catherine O’Hara where the opinions range from “I like her and her work” to “I love her and her work” and that’s a pretty good legacy
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@godzillavscontext.bsky.social THE THREE STOOGES HEAD BONK EDIT HAS BEEN CREATED IN THE QUOTED POST AHHHHHHH :D
January 31, 2026 at 12:31 AM
@godzillavscontext.bsky.social THE THREE STOOGES HEAD BONK EDIT HAS BEEN CREATED IN THE QUOTED POST AHHHHHHH :D
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THAT GLORIOUS MAMMAJAMMA MATT ORION EDITED IN THE THREE STOOGES HEAD BONK SOUND AND I CANNOT STOP HOWL-LAUGH-SCREAMING
THIS IS THE FREAKING BEST AND I AM *GUFFAWING* :D
THANK YOU
THAT GLORIOUS MAMMAJAMMA MATT ORION EDITED IN THE THREE STOOGES HEAD BONK SOUND AND I CANNOT STOP HOWL-LAUGH-SCREAMING
THIS IS THE FREAKING BEST AND I AM *GUFFAWING* :D
THANK YOU
January 31, 2026 at 12:26 AM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT GLORIOUS MAMMAJAMMA MATT ORION EDITED IN THE THREE STOOGES HEAD BONK SOUND AND I CANNOT STOP HOWL-LAUGH-SCREAMING
THIS IS THE FREAKING BEST AND I AM *GUFFAWING* :D
THANK YOU
THAT GLORIOUS MAMMAJAMMA MATT ORION EDITED IN THE THREE STOOGES HEAD BONK SOUND AND I CANNOT STOP HOWL-LAUGH-SCREAMING
THIS IS THE FREAKING BEST AND I AM *GUFFAWING* :D
THANK YOU
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SCTV
Scorsese's After Hours, a fast past paced surreal film sorta Anora or Beau is Afraid
Beetlejuice
Dick Tracy
Home Alone
Larry Sanders
Nightmare Before Christmas
Then Guest's Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, Mighty Wind
Lemony Snicket stuff
Dan Harmon's Monster House
Schitt's Creek
The Studio
Scorsese's After Hours, a fast past paced surreal film sorta Anora or Beau is Afraid
Beetlejuice
Dick Tracy
Home Alone
Larry Sanders
Nightmare Before Christmas
Then Guest's Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, Mighty Wind
Lemony Snicket stuff
Dan Harmon's Monster House
Schitt's Creek
The Studio
January 31, 2026 at 12:04 AM
SCTV
Scorsese's After Hours, a fast past paced surreal film sorta Anora or Beau is Afraid
Beetlejuice
Dick Tracy
Home Alone
Larry Sanders
Nightmare Before Christmas
Then Guest's Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, Mighty Wind
Lemony Snicket stuff
Dan Harmon's Monster House
Schitt's Creek
The Studio
Scorsese's After Hours, a fast past paced surreal film sorta Anora or Beau is Afraid
Beetlejuice
Dick Tracy
Home Alone
Larry Sanders
Nightmare Before Christmas
Then Guest's Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, Mighty Wind
Lemony Snicket stuff
Dan Harmon's Monster House
Schitt's Creek
The Studio
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She was a living legend betty white treasure type, and she was in everything and everywhere.
She has been in front of our eyes since we could comprehend anything, and she fits in so many pockets of fandom, that may not actually crossover.
This list is INSANE, and it's missing major stuff! ----> 👇
She has been in front of our eyes since we could comprehend anything, and she fits in so many pockets of fandom, that may not actually crossover.
This list is INSANE, and it's missing major stuff! ----> 👇
January 31, 2026 at 12:04 AM
She was a living legend betty white treasure type, and she was in everything and everywhere.
She has been in front of our eyes since we could comprehend anything, and she fits in so many pockets of fandom, that may not actually crossover.
This list is INSANE, and it's missing major stuff! ----> 👇
She has been in front of our eyes since we could comprehend anything, and she fits in so many pockets of fandom, that may not actually crossover.
This list is INSANE, and it's missing major stuff! ----> 👇