optiMSTie
@optimstie.bsky.social
Just this guy.
I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc.
Howdy!
av: MST3K's Crow in tux
banner: Keep circulating the tapes
I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc.
Howdy!
av: MST3K's Crow in tux
banner: Keep circulating the tapes
HAPPY MST3K TURKEY DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE! :D
MST3K - Turkey Fact #12
YouTube video by Matthew Myers
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
HAPPY MST3K TURKEY DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE! :D
I had no idea what was waiting in that voicemail greeting. And there was no way I could have predicted coming across such a beautiful greeting.
Seriously. Take a couple minutes to give that number a call. For some of you, that message may be just what's needed right now.
All the best to y'all!
Seriously. Take a couple minutes to give that number a call. For some of you, that message may be just what's needed right now.
All the best to y'all!
this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I had no idea what was waiting in that voicemail greeting. And there was no way I could have predicted coming across such a beautiful greeting.
Seriously. Take a couple minutes to give that number a call. For some of you, that message may be just what's needed right now.
All the best to y'all!
Seriously. Take a couple minutes to give that number a call. For some of you, that message may be just what's needed right now.
All the best to y'all!
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If you have a couple of minutes free, I urge you to consider giving this voicemail box a call so that you can hear this very important message. 🥹
this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.
216-361-6772.
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
If you have a couple of minutes free, I urge you to consider giving this voicemail box a call so that you can hear this very important message. 🥹
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The calmly delivered “well, it’s time to die” from his first visit lived rent free in my head forever even though I went nearly 30 years between viewings of Lost Continent.
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The calmly delivered “well, it’s time to die” from his first visit lived rent free in my head forever even though I went nearly 30 years between viewings of Lost Continent.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :D
I will forever and always cackle at: "Oh dear... now you've done it..."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9N-...
I will forever and always cackle at: "Oh dear... now you've done it..."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9N-...
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :D
I will forever and always cackle at: "Oh dear... now you've done it..."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9N-...
I will forever and always cackle at: "Oh dear... now you've done it..."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9N-...
[scream-laughing SO HARD over Crow and Servo treating the Phantom Zone as disdainfully as Red Zone Cuba]
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
[scream-laughing SO HARD over Crow and Servo treating the Phantom Zone as disdainfully as Red Zone Cuba]
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Need everyone to see my purchase from the bookstore at the Emily Dickinson house
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Need everyone to see my purchase from the bookstore at the Emily Dickinson house
THERE ISN'T A PRISON IN THE UNIVERSE THAT CAN HOLD THEM
... probably
... probably
THE BOTS HAVE BEEN CAPTURED!!! THEY WILL SUFFOCATE IN THAT GLASS CASE!!!...that is, if they breathed.
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
THERE ISN'T A PRISON IN THE UNIVERSE THAT CAN HOLD THEM
... probably
... probably
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Pizza Hut used to be the spot, you know? They had their pizza lunch buffet, red pebble cups, and that Ms. Pac-Man machine in the corner. And X-Men tapes.
Then they fell off like Hans Gruber and the Jack Nicholson Joker.
Then they fell off like Hans Gruber and the Jack Nicholson Joker.
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Pizza Hut used to be the spot, you know? They had their pizza lunch buffet, red pebble cups, and that Ms. Pac-Man machine in the corner. And X-Men tapes.
Then they fell off like Hans Gruber and the Jack Nicholson Joker.
Then they fell off like Hans Gruber and the Jack Nicholson Joker.
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I'm so happy to have found so many people who love MST3K as much as I do.
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I'm so happy to have found so many people who love MST3K as much as I do.
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IN THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE
TOMORROW ACTUALLY
TOMORROW ACTUALLY
Some of y'all watch football. Some the parade. Some of you put on that one episode of WKRP from 1978... and that was a brilliant one.
But the true best Thanksgiving TV tradition, the one nearest and dearest to my heart, is MST3k's Turkey Day marathon...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZJ7...
But the true best Thanksgiving TV tradition, the one nearest and dearest to my heart, is MST3k's Turkey Day marathon...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZJ7...
2025 Mystery Science Theater 3000 Turkey Day Marathon: Double Troubled Features Edition
YouTube video by MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
IN THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE
TOMORROW ACTUALLY
TOMORROW ACTUALLY
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It’s 2025, I am not smoking a turkey for Thanksgiving - I am vaping it
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It’s 2025, I am not smoking a turkey for Thanksgiving - I am vaping it
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But enough about Papa John’s
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
But enough about Papa John’s
Honestly, I think there would be concerns about pizza joints that *don't* out-pizza the Hut.
personally i think everyone out pizzas the hut
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Honestly, I think there would be concerns about pizza joints that *don't* out-pizza the Hut.
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Some of y'all watch football. Some the parade. Some of you put on that one episode of WKRP from 1978... and that was a brilliant one.
But the true best Thanksgiving TV tradition, the one nearest and dearest to my heart, is MST3k's Turkey Day marathon...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZJ7...
But the true best Thanksgiving TV tradition, the one nearest and dearest to my heart, is MST3k's Turkey Day marathon...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZJ7...
2025 Mystery Science Theater 3000 Turkey Day Marathon: Double Troubled Features Edition
YouTube video by MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Some of y'all watch football. Some the parade. Some of you put on that one episode of WKRP from 1978... and that was a brilliant one.
But the true best Thanksgiving TV tradition, the one nearest and dearest to my heart, is MST3k's Turkey Day marathon...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZJ7...
But the true best Thanksgiving TV tradition, the one nearest and dearest to my heart, is MST3k's Turkey Day marathon...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZJ7...
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Even if I don’t give a fuck about The Thing, I love when people are passionate
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Even if I don’t give a fuck about The Thing, I love when people are passionate
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I love when people have A Thing That They Love and they post about The Thing a lot. It makes me happy
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I love when people have A Thing That They Love and they post about The Thing a lot. It makes me happy
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The Prestige (2006)
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The Prestige (2006)
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Young Frankenstein (1974)
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Young Frankenstein (1974)
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From his earliest memories, Schulz said he wanted to be a professional cartoonist. He got that chance with the debut of Peanuts in 1950, and today, it remains one of the most popular comic strips in the world. Schulz’s legacy lives on through his fans and the universal love of Peanuts. 💛
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
From his earliest memories, Schulz said he wanted to be a professional cartoonist. He got that chance with the debut of Peanuts in 1950, and today, it remains one of the most popular comic strips in the world. Schulz’s legacy lives on through his fans and the universal love of Peanuts. 💛
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“All I wanted to do was make people laugh.”—Charles M. Schulz
🎂 Today, we celebrate the birthday of Charles M. Schulz, born in Minneapolis, Minnesota, on November 26, 1922.
Thank you, Mr. Schulz, for all the happiness and laughter.
Photo by Michael Myers, c. 1954 © Schulz Museum.
🎂 Today, we celebrate the birthday of Charles M. Schulz, born in Minneapolis, Minnesota, on November 26, 1922.
Thank you, Mr. Schulz, for all the happiness and laughter.
Photo by Michael Myers, c. 1954 © Schulz Museum.
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
“All I wanted to do was make people laugh.”—Charles M. Schulz
🎂 Today, we celebrate the birthday of Charles M. Schulz, born in Minneapolis, Minnesota, on November 26, 1922.
Thank you, Mr. Schulz, for all the happiness and laughter.
Photo by Michael Myers, c. 1954 © Schulz Museum.
🎂 Today, we celebrate the birthday of Charles M. Schulz, born in Minneapolis, Minnesota, on November 26, 1922.
Thank you, Mr. Schulz, for all the happiness and laughter.
Photo by Michael Myers, c. 1954 © Schulz Museum.
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Reminding myself once again that it is not a race.
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Reminding myself once again that it is not a race.