optiMSTie
@optimstie.bsky.social
Just this guy.
I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc.
Howdy!
av: MST3K's Crow in tux
banner: Keep circulating the tapes
I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc.
Howdy!
av: MST3K's Crow in tux
banner: Keep circulating the tapes
"ART THOU BORED?! SNAP INTO IT!"
February 4, 2026 at 3:21 PM
"ART THOU BORED?! SNAP INTO IT!"
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Just make it season five of true detective
A24's TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE.
Deadline reports that A24 is developing a TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE TV series from JT Mollner (Strange Darling).
Glen Powell is producing, along with Spooky Pictures.
The site notes, "A movie is also in early development with the same producing team & ImageNation."
Deadline reports that A24 is developing a TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE TV series from JT Mollner (Strange Darling).
Glen Powell is producing, along with Spooky Pictures.
The site notes, "A movie is also in early development with the same producing team & ImageNation."
February 4, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Just make it season five of true detective
THANK YOU FOR BUYING ALL-CAPS JERKY
February 4, 2026 at 3:18 PM
THANK YOU FOR BUYING ALL-CAPS JERKY
[removes glasses dramatically and solemnly]
Tell me more about these "chip shops."
Tell me more about these "chip shops."
In the UK the Chip Shop serves this function. Need carbohydrates rendered crispy and delicious by unthinkable levels of heat and grease? Need them *now*? Chip shop.
(For our US readers: UK "chip" = French fry. US "chip" = UK "crisp")
(For our US readers: UK "chip" = French fry. US "chip" = UK "crisp")
February 4, 2026 at 3:10 PM
[removes glasses dramatically and solemnly]
Tell me more about these "chip shops."
Tell me more about these "chip shops."
"Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his follower level?"
"IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND"
"WHAT?! NINE THOUSAND?! THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT, CAN IT?"
"I think it's right."
I have no idea why y'all are along for this great big funky ride with me, but thanks, y'all!
"IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND"
"WHAT?! NINE THOUSAND?! THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT, CAN IT?"
"I think it's right."
I have no idea why y'all are along for this great big funky ride with me, but thanks, y'all!
February 4, 2026 at 3:06 PM
"Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his follower level?"
"IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND"
"WHAT?! NINE THOUSAND?! THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT, CAN IT?"
"I think it's right."
I have no idea why y'all are along for this great big funky ride with me, but thanks, y'all!
"IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND"
"WHAT?! NINE THOUSAND?! THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT, CAN IT?"
"I think it's right."
I have no idea why y'all are along for this great big funky ride with me, but thanks, y'all!
I'm watching 2011's The Muppets right now, and it's SO FREAKING GOOD. My favorite movie from that year, easily.
And while Man or Muppet won the Best Song Oscar for that film, it feels like Pictures in My Head was a much, *much* stronger creation. Love love love it.
And while Man or Muppet won the Best Song Oscar for that film, it feels like Pictures in My Head was a much, *much* stronger creation. Love love love it.
Pictures in my head hits way differently nowadays! #TheMuppets
February 4, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I'm watching 2011's The Muppets right now, and it's SO FREAKING GOOD. My favorite movie from that year, easily.
And while Man or Muppet won the Best Song Oscar for that film, it feels like Pictures in My Head was a much, *much* stronger creation. Love love love it.
And while Man or Muppet won the Best Song Oscar for that film, it feels like Pictures in My Head was a much, *much* stronger creation. Love love love it.
"Luncher beware, you're in for a scare!"
February 4, 2026 at 2:38 PM
"Luncher beware, you're in for a scare!"
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"If Ever I Would Leave You" from Camelot, a performed by Aretha Franklin
February 4, 2026 at 6:21 AM
"If Ever I Would Leave You" from Camelot, a performed by Aretha Franklin
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Shout out to Timecrimes, Primer, and 12 Monkeys
February 4, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Shout out to Timecrimes, Primer, and 12 Monkeys
What can I say? I'm a sucker fo-
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... whoa... weirdest sense of deja vu...
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... whoa... weirdest sense of deja vu...
February 4, 2026 at 1:28 AM
What can I say? I'm a sucker fo-
...
... whoa... weirdest sense of deja vu...
...
... whoa... weirdest sense of deja vu...
February 4, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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I have to say that this is the greatest thing that @theonion.com has ever done
February 4, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I have to say that this is the greatest thing that @theonion.com has ever done
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Jurassic Park(1993)
February 3, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Jurassic Park(1993)
that feel when I'm clearly not enjoying this
February 3, 2026 at 11:33 PM
that feel when I'm clearly not enjoying this
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Girllllllll I am going to become a Ducks fan just because of this mask
February 3, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Girllllllll I am going to become a Ducks fan just because of this mask
There is now a fully dedicated "Bluesky users tagging optiMSTie about new MST3K eps" feed that runs a couple thousand posts deep.
AND I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT, Y'ALL :D
AND I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT, Y'ALL :D
About how many people tagged you?
February 3, 2026 at 11:09 PM
There is now a fully dedicated "Bluesky users tagging optiMSTie about new MST3K eps" feed that runs a couple thousand posts deep.
AND I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT, Y'ALL :D
AND I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT, Y'ALL :D
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Me realizing the dude I had such a crush on was none other than Channing Tatum
February 3, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Me realizing the dude I had such a crush on was none other than Channing Tatum
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Oh I just love McChicken
I love it all the time
But I love it more than ever for
A BUCK BUCK BUCK
Eighty Nine
I love it all the time
But I love it more than ever for
A BUCK BUCK BUCK
Eighty Nine
February 3, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Oh I just love McChicken
I love it all the time
But I love it more than ever for
A BUCK BUCK BUCK
Eighty Nine
I love it all the time
But I love it more than ever for
A BUCK BUCK BUCK
Eighty Nine
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One of the clearest signs about how wayward our culture has gone is the relative standing of these two songs.
February 3, 2026 at 2:00 AM
One of the clearest signs about how wayward our culture has gone is the relative standing of these two songs.
♫ I FEEL LIKE JINGLES TONIGHT ♫
♫ LIKE JINGLES TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT ♫
♫ LIKE JINGLES TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT ♫
February 3, 2026 at 1:59 AM
♫ I FEEL LIKE JINGLES TONIGHT ♫
♫ LIKE JINGLES TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT ♫
♫ LIKE JINGLES TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT ♫
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This is not the best commercial of 2002, but it is the Most 2002 commercial
AND it was the soundtrack for a Mountain Dew commercial with a babby Channing Tatum.
"FORGOT MY DEW."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdGj...
"FORGOT MY DEW."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdGj...
February 3, 2026 at 1:49 AM
This is not the best commercial of 2002, but it is the Most 2002 commercial
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I have no idea why I remember this but I'm almost certain I bought that Hoobastank CD and Jimmy Eat World's Bleed American at the same time. One of them turned out to be one the most perfect albums of the 2000s and the other was Hoobastank.
February 3, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I have no idea why I remember this but I'm almost certain I bought that Hoobastank CD and Jimmy Eat World's Bleed American at the same time. One of them turned out to be one the most perfect albums of the 2000s and the other was Hoobastank.
AND it was the soundtrack for a Mountain Dew commercial with a babby Channing Tatum.
"FORGOT MY DEW."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdGj...
"FORGOT MY DEW."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdGj...
February 3, 2026 at 1:43 AM
AND it was the soundtrack for a Mountain Dew commercial with a babby Channing Tatum.
"FORGOT MY DEW."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdGj...
"FORGOT MY DEW."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdGj...
Now playing: Happy Death Day
Carter has posters for They Live, Repo Man, and Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie.
OF COURSE you can trust him!
Carter has posters for They Live, Repo Man, and Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie.
OF COURSE you can trust him!
February 3, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Now playing: Happy Death Day
Carter has posters for They Live, Repo Man, and Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie.
OF COURSE you can trust him!
Carter has posters for They Live, Repo Man, and Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie.
OF COURSE you can trust him!