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real, actual, unedited heathcliff comics. not affiliated with heathcliff in any way, just a fan.
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
25 Jan 2026
With a loud repeated THUMP THUMP, over several panels, the Garbage Ape approaches from far away, bouncing closer and closer to the camera. A group of cats rejoices at the Garbage Ape's approach. Two owls watch the scene, and one says "When the Garbage Ape comes a-knockin', the whole town is a rockin'." The final panel shows the ape arriving, greeted by the group of cats snd a group of Heathcliff regulars- a robot, an alien, Jimmy the frog, the hype slug, the blob, and Abraham Lincoln. The Kitty Korner reads "Jenny Landers of Santa Barbara, CA, rescues Persian cats and says her cat 'Candi' helps her make dinner!"
January 25, 2026 at 9:18 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
24 Jan 2026
Heathcliff flies out of a cannon set up in his backyard, soaring into the air as smoke billows out of the cannon. Grandma Nutmeg watches from her back window with a friend and says "He doesn't believe in staycation."
January 24, 2026 at 6:19 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
23 Jan 2026
Heathcliff sits in front of a fortune teller, reading his fortune in a crystal ball. He's blowing a large gum bubble, the same size as the crystal ball. The fortune teller says "You're quite annoying."
January 23, 2026 at 7:04 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
22 Jan 2026
Heathcliff and a skunk sit next to each other, sitting on top of overturned garbage cans and happily eating trash. Heathcliff's fairy godmother and the skunk's fairy godmother- smaller floating ladies who look just like Heathcliff and the skunk, but wearing robes, wands, and witch's hats- happily converse as well. Heathcliff and his fairy godmother both have clothespins over their noses due to the skunk's stench. The skunk says "I'm glad our fairy godmothers get along."
January 22, 2026 at 8:25 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
21 Jan 2026
Heathcliff floats away from the gum store, flying gently through the air by blowing a huge gum bubble. The gum store's owner happily looks at him and remarks to a customer, "There goes a real gum guy."
January 21, 2026 at 7:00 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
19 Jan 2026
Heathcliff and a robot in a wizard hat carrying a wand walk down the street. Grandpa and Grandma Nutmeg watch them pass from their window, and Grandma says "I don't like him hanging around that robot wizard."
January 19, 2026 at 7:21 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
18 Jan 2026
Heathcliff sits on his porch, breathing out a cloud of bad breath. The visible green stink cloud forms into a giant visage of Heathcliff, crossing his arms. Two additional puffs of bad breath form into angels, floating by the giant Heathcliff's shoulders. It's revealed that Heathcliff is sitting in front of a sign that says "Beware of Breath". A man walking his dog stops by and says "Good sign". The Kitty Korner reads "Alex Roberts of Wall, NJ, says his cat 'Leo', is a jokester. Whenever he comes home, Leo greets him with claws in his chest. It's how he knows he cares!"
January 18, 2026 at 8:48 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
17 Jan 2026
Heathcliff jumps from extremely high down towards Grandma and Grandpa Nutmeg, lying down in bed. Grandpa says "Rise and shine."
January 18, 2026 at 8:43 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
16 Jan 2026
Heathcliff and three other cats sit in the basket of a blimp, laughing and having a great time. The blimp has the word BRO on its side in huge letters. Grandma and Grandpa Nutmeg watch them fly over the street, and an unimpressed Grandpa says "Bros will be Bros."
January 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
15 Jan 2026
Heathcliff makes a giant snow sculpture of a ham outside the meat store, standing about the height of a man. Two meat store employees watch, and one says "A snow ham takes me back to my childhood."
January 16, 2026 at 7:11 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
14 Jan 2026
Heathcliff walks down a park path with a fish in a small fishbowl perched atop his head. The fish says "Broseph". A couple watches him from a nearby park bench, and one of them says "It's a close relative of the brofish."
January 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
13 Jan 2026
A vaguely woman-shaped giant ham stands on the sidewalk in front of the Meat store. She has big eyelashes and big lips, arms and thick legs, and what certainly looks like a big butt. Heathcliff happily looks at her, hearts flying above his head. An employee stands next to him and says "Her name is Capocollo, but she's known as 'The Hot Ham'."
January 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
12 Jan 2026
Heathcliff sits on his therapist's couch wearing an Abraham Lincoln costume, with a stovepipe hat and a chinstrap beard. The therapist says "I need you to be honest with me."
January 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
11 Jan 2026
Heathcliff walks up to a huge Irish wolfhound, who growls at him instinctively. Heathcliff leaps high in the air and begins tickling the dog, walking away as the dog looks perturbed. A bird watching from a nearby tree says "Irish wolfhounds are ticklish". The Kitty Korner reads "Andy Jarrett of Bloomfield, NJ, says her cat 'Olive' loves to watch her family watch TV!"
January 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
10 Jan 2026
Two fish sit in a fishbowl, facing the wall. Behind them, Heathcliff leaps down towards the bowl from an egregarious angle. One of the fish says "Is your life flashing before your eyes, too?"
January 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
09 Jan 2026
Three mice idly sit on the various platforms on a cat tree as Heathcliff lies down and snores. Iggy and an incensed Grandpa Nutmeg watch, and Iggy says "They love the cat tree."
January 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
08 Jan 2026
Grandpa Nutmeg stands on the scale at his doctor's office, with Heathcliff sitting gently atop his head. He's in his underwear and surprisingly well-built for an older guy. The doctor reads the scale and says "Your cat needs to lose weight.
January 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
07 Jan 2026
Heathcliff, wearing a bonnet and holding a shepherd's crook like Little Bo Peep, walks down the sidewalk followed by four happy slugs. Two birds watch from a nearby tree and one says "Is it Wednesday already?"
January 7, 2026 at 8:16 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
06 Jan 2026
Heathcliff sits as trial, in front of a judge and jury. One of the jurors is a small mouse. Heathcliff's lawyer turns to him and says "I'm worried about your juror number two."
January 6, 2026 at 8:42 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
04 Jan 2025
Heathcliff approaches a garbage can. He starts disco dancing around the can before kicking it into the air, incorporating some karate poses into his disco moves. The garbage can lands overturned with a loud KA-BLANG and Heathcliff starts eating a fish skeleton from its contents. Two raccoons watch the display, and one of them says "Sweet". The Kitty Korner reads "Chance Cooper of Wytheville, VA, says his cat 'Penny' loved to be cradled and held like a baby!"
January 5, 2026 at 8:20 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
03 Jan 2026
Heathcliff rides down the sidewalk on a large turtle as a man and his dog stand angrily behind them. Two birds watch from a nearby tree, and one of them says "Sidewalk rage."
January 4, 2026 at 8:41 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
02 Jan 2026
Heathcliff wearing a large Jimmy mask and Jimmy wearing a large Heathcliff mask walk side by side down the sidewalk. Two birds watch from a nearby tree, and one says "They're tight."
January 4, 2026 at 7:07 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
01 Jan 2026
Oh boy. This is going to be a long one. So: Heathcliff and Iggy are standing on their front step. Out before them, a wide variety of Heathcliff characters walk down the street. The Man-Eating Giant happily walks next to a robot. The sun, wearing sunglasses and a big grin, smiles over a blimp hat says BRO on its side. Two cats float by blowing gum bubbles above a UFO with two aliens. The hype slug yells "Let's go!" on their front lawn. The Garbage Ape, holding two garbage cans, runs down the street, followed by his fairy godmother. And, of course, Jimmy the frog is standing on the sidewalk, staring blankly. Heathcliff and Iggy smile at the sight, and Iggy says "It's going to be a great year.
January 1, 2026 at 8:36 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
31 Dec 2025
Heathcliff, wearing a party hat, is carried out of the Nutmeg family New Year's party in handcuffs by two police officers, heading towards a waiting police car. The family looks outside as he's walked out, and Iggy says "So much for his new year's resolutions."
December 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
30 Dec 2025
Heathcliff sits in front of a fortune teller, who reads his fortune from a crystal ball. She says "You're a rascal."
December 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM